#bennigans

[peteneems]

[marcignar]

BENNIGANS

If a trans masc tells u it’s “that time of the month” he means this

[heebiegeebee]

"So that's the plan for the end of the world: we get you a Burger King crown, and you rule from a defunct Bennigans in Cyprus"

"Which Bennigans in Cyprus though?"

[heebiegeebee]

"So what did you do for shabbat?"

"I got drunk and looked up Bennigans locations."

[hacash]

The only way I can fully explain the non-USian experience on here sometimes is by telling how I went to a party last night and an American friend was telling the story of a conversation between her and her mum that happened in a Bennigans - '...oh, of course it was a Bennigans!' - and didn't understand why we weren't getting the context and we had to be like Jen. Please. You've lived here (UK) for years, you've never seen a Bennigans here. Of course we're not getting the joke. Explain what a Bennigans is please.

And she paused for a moment and went 'oh, right! it's like Applebee's but with gravy, you know?'

...No, Jen. No, we don't know. You've just added to the number of questions.

[yayswag]

these drawings are a little love letter to the (now 12 years old??!) julads fic “rerooted.” the first one is kyle looking beautiful from stan’s perspective and the second one is them recording a tape.

[kimberly-stocks]

Milo as Sean Bennigan in The Whispers (2015)

[liveactionproblematicotd]

Today’s problematic ship is Dr. Maria Benavidez and Sean Bennigan from The Whispers

Kidnapper/victim

Requested by anonymous

[rotteneldritchhorror]

Love how Damien accidentally gave Bennigan/Benjamin/Benedict motherfucking Bootles THREE NAMES.

What am I meant to do with that?

[scifipinups]

Lily Rabe The Whispers (2015)

[pigspeetsandhooflikefeets]

Schmitty: No, but if it's your birthday, all the waitstaff will sing to you! And you'll get some really cool balloons! And this huge chocolate dessert! Oh man, who could eat all that chocolate!? TGIFridays is AWESOME!

[loo-loo-loo]

We're driving to Bennigan's right now!! I would post photos but my dad said that people can find out where I live from photos of the street D-:

[shiftythrifting]

Bennigan's glass

Could be fun, could also just be messy (same)

Pie dish?

Pegasus music box

???

Simpsons mug

TX

[drawing-write]

Denny’s

“You look great, Butters.”

“You too, Kenny!”

“Sorry I couldn’t take you to Bennigan’s.”

“Oh- No worries! Denny’s is a great substitute!”

Bunny on a date at Denny’s! :D

Edit: Giving it another look over— Their facial expressions kinda seem swapped, in character-wise, but it is once again 1:00 AM (almost 2:00 AM) and I am too tired to fix it.

[spahhzy]

Knightfall child 2: Grandmother...lord of lords will you take my sister and I too Olive Garden?

Salem: I grant your request.

Knightfall child 1: We still must convince Mother...

Knightfall child 2: If we do this grandmother...I need to know that you will not lose.

Salem: No, I'd win.

Later that day.

Cinder: The answer is STILL no!

Knightfall child 1: Mother, your decision is unfair and misguided!

Cinder: You want fairness? As you live in my castle untaxed?

Knightfall child 2: Mother, we are your children. All we ask is to dine at Olive Garden, but you deny our request... When does your tyranny end?

Cinder: it ends when I'm dead in the ground next to that blithering bird of yours.

Knightfall kid 1: Liar! You said Baxter flew away!

Cinder: Yes, he flew...straight into a fireball.

Knightfall kid 1: You Wench!

Knightfall kid 2: Sister stay vigilant. We came here for Olive Garden, and we are leaving with Olive Garden... Grandmother.

Cinder: You called your grandmother?

Salem: Cinder, what's this I'm hearing about you deny the young royalties their request for Olive Garden?

Cinder: Royalties? Mother you have been gone for too long. They called you here because they're scoundrels, beasts from the snow...ungrateful seaguls.

Salem: Do you not remember the cries of bloody murder when I didn't let you feast upon Bennigans and Shoney's? You're still as treacherous as ever Cinder.

Knightfall Kid 1: Brother, we're watching the battle of the century.

Knightfall Kid 2: Grandmother can not lose!

Cinder: Mother, how soon you forget eating the same bowl of black-eyed peas for a month straight. Your daughter does not forget.

Salem: I would never...

Cinder: Oh but you did, and now you come into my home to give ME orders?

Salem: Respect your elders Cinder!

Cinder: Surrender now or the only Olive Garden you'll be having is the microwavable pasta in the nursing home.

Salem: !

Cinder: You're washed.

Salem: ...I'm sorry, kids.

Knightfall kid 1: What in the brothers name just happened?

Knightfall kid 2: Grandmother has been...defeated?

Cinder looks at her kids

Cinder: Any other contingencies? Tricks? Schemes? Miracles from the brothers themselves?

Knightfall kid 1: Brother, do something!

Knightfall kid 2: ...

Cinder: Alright then...go, microwave the spaghetti and leave me with my sweet husband.

Closes the door on them as giggling could be heard behind the door.

[rerversepetard]

if you ever get the urge to find out what it feels like to go to a bennigans and get the most feverish food poisoning of your life, just watch the departed