#big bill hell

[sheenzys]

My headcanon is that Spamton sounds like the narrator of Big Bill Hell.

[scaryscarecrows]

Big Bill Hell! He's not very big yet, but he can and will pack a nasty bite: those spines are not for show and the sap (if damaged) can lead to some unpleasant allergic reactions, up to and including (in rare cases) death. So remember, don't touch or you're a dead motherfucker! :p

[misserahmar]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR YEARS, ITS GREAT FOR BAD DAY DOPAMINE BOOSTS.

@shannonsketches wonderful Big Bill Hell animatic, now with the voice of Bill Cipher! Original post here: “AU in which Bill targeted Stan instead of Ford and it worked out great.”

[whumpster-fire]

Fuck you, City of Ur!

If you're dumb enough to buy a cartload of copper this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to Ea-Nasir's Imported Metals!

Bad deals! Low grade copper! Thieves!

If you think you're gonna find a bargain at Ea-Nasir's, you can kiss my ass!

It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker you'll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your deposit, bring your sealed tablet, bring your messenger! We'll send him back!

That's right, we'll send your messenger back through enemy territory!Because at Ea-Nasir's, you're fucked six ways from Sunday!

Take a hike to Ea-Nasir's, home of challenge pissing! That's right, challenge pissing!

How does it work? If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get no down payment!

Don't wait, don't delay, don't fuck with us, or we'll turn you into a eunuch!

Only at Ea-Nasir's, the only merchant that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you make a donation to the palace, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!

Go to hell! Ea-Nasir's Metals: Sumer's filthiest, and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in Mesopotamia! Guaranteed!

[wonderofuwu]

COME TO BIG BILL HELL'S CARS!

[inkblot76]

A WarioWare spoof of Big Bill Hell's I made months ago for a Discord server. I figured now would be appropriate to share it here.

[the-punforgiven]

Do you guys see my vision

[256colormode]

[hellsitegenetics]

Greetings! This seems like a fun gimmick blog. May I request the sequence of Big Bill Hells?

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Closest match: Lycophotia porphyrea genome assembly, chromosome: 19 Common name: True lovers' knot

[thespackster]

fuck you baltimore !! !!1

suit: @freckledcatcreations

photo: F0reverFab

[tractormann]

Can you tell i like paperwork in ss13

[kawoid]

...tea?

[randomwriteronline]

Come to New Atero's best garage/engineering workshop and lab! Your delicate equipment, vehicles, weapons and varied machinery will be in the capable hands of specialists such as

mildly insane inventor who keeps making crimes against humanity on accident

former mad scientist assistant (bat-shaped)

thief

[clamsjams]

FUCK YOU, QUESADILLA ISLAND!!!

If you're dumb enough to join a minecraft server this weekend you're a big enough schmuck to come to QSMP PURGATORY!!! Bad design!Confusing scoring! NEUROTOXIN! If you think you're going to have a good time at Purgatory you can KISS MY ASS!!! It's our belief that you're such a STUPID MOTHERFUCKER You'll still try to win - GUARANTEED! If you find a better event SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your team! Bring your gas mask! Bring your “roommate”! We’ll FUCK THEM!That’s right! We’ll FUCK your “roommate”!Because at QSMP purgatory you're FUCKED six ways from Sunday! Take a hike - to Purgatory's Home of Challenge Dying! That's right, Challenge Dying! How does it work? If you can make it back to your dead body and not get spawnkilled, you get NO NAUSEA EFFECTS! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don’t FUCK WITH US! Or we'll nuke the island! Only at QSMP PURGATORY!! The only minecraft event that tells you to FUCK OFF!! Hurry up, asshole!! This event ends the minute after you see the eggs and they better not escape or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER! Go to hell - QSMP PURGATORY! Quesadilla’s filthiest and EXCLUSIVE home of the meanest sons of bitches in minecraft roleplay - GUARANTEED!!!!!

[graveyardrabbit]

Fuck you, London!

If you’re dumb enough to get involved with the paranormal, you’re a big enough shmuck to come to the Magnus Institute!

Cursed books! Deadly artifacts! Avatars!

If you think you’re going to find any meaningful help at the Magnus Institute, you can kiss my ass!

It’s our belief that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit! Guaranteed!

If you find anywhere else to listen to you about your supernatural encounters, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!

Bring your trauma! Bring your statements! Don’t bring your loved ones, it’ll fuck them over!

That’s right, it’ll fuck them over! Because at the Magnus Institute you’re fucked six ways from Sunday!

So take a hike to the Magnus Institute, home of Challenge Archiving! That’s right, Challenge Archiving!

How does it work? If you can recite your traumatic experience in six minutes or less, you get lifelong horrific nightmares!

Don’t wait! Don’t delay! Don’t fuck with us, or we will pipe murder you!

Only at the Magnus Institute, the only paranormal research institute that tells you to fuck off!

Hurry up, asshole! Our involvement ends the minute you finish giving your statement, and it better be a true statement or you’re a Beheld motherfucker!

Go to hell! The Magnus Institute: London’s spookiest, and exclusive home of some of the most traumatized sons of bitches in the country of England!

Guaranteed!

[nachosforfree]

David goes to hell (canon!)