#big roach

[hurrraaid]

I'll keep presenting Roach with glasses until it catches on

[the-maw-consumes]

[beefy-the-stronk]

OughhHgH proggers

Wrow the apartment gang's all here 😭 *EVERY* single one sksks. I just will prolly color this at some point *dies*

[possessable]

trying to practice my eigong impression however there is a small yet loud organism known as "baby sister" in my general vicinity

[bumidoodles]

hold me close and hold me fast

[codbigbang]

Hello everyone! We're stoked to announce the CoD Big Bang. Please check out the thread below for more information.

Firstly, what are we doing?

So, what about moderating?

But what if I just want to create?

And finally... What's the timeframe?

Interested in joining the team? Check out our form then!

[dano-or-not]

This too is a form of self love I believe.

[slasherfantasy]

A meet-cute with a member (or all!) of the 141 where they come across you when you've been walking your dog, and she refuses to walk any further. She's only 40lbs*, but you're still struggling to carry her back home, and you keep having to stop and take breaks and gasp for air.

Cue 1 or more buff military dudes laughing, swooping in, and scooping up your dog as they ask you where you live. You try to insist it's no big deal and you can do it, but your dog is very happy in his arms and licking his face while he laughs, and you just end up helplessly following behind him while he jokes and carries your pup like she weighs absolutely nothing.

He/They definitely note down your address when you all arrive home, sneaking your dog a piece of jerky and bidding you farewell with a smile. He's/They're already planning to find out your dog-walking route, so he/they can "run into" you again.

*40lbs = 18kg

[vexter-the-comedian]

*Vexter was in the hotel lobby 'cause Holly was in her room taking a nap after all the shit she had to do at work that's when Vexter remembered how a few days ago when he went to one of her concerts that she invited him to come to and how at some point in the concert she drop-kicked a mannequin that looked exactly like Valentino and it made him wonder if he could fight his trauma and stand up for himself like she did on that stage, so once Holly was awake he went in her room to ask her if she could help him try to do what she did on that stage*

*He honestly didn't know where the sudden spark of inspiration came from. Did someone slip him a shot of liquid courage in his water as he was taking his migraine medication? Whatever the case, he finds himself wondering over to Holly's room. Maybe she could finally break him out of his shell, give him the strength to beat the self-deprecating words of his father once and for all. But of course, all good things come to an end. What is he thinking? Him? Fight back his father? Hilarious. As of a puppet could tear down the strings of the puppeteer. They'll only come back stronger, tighter than before. He's felt it all too many times. Now he stands, staring in front of his sister's room, green with envy over how courageous she has become. How he could only wish to be like her*

[fergaliciousqueen]

fred doodle fo today

[b4tteryaciid]

Cod characters as bugs

Price: Tawny mining bee

Ghost: Antlion aka doodlebug

Gaz: Pillbug aka roly-polie

Soap: Caddisflies

Roach: Spotted lanternfly

Rudy: Venezuelan Poodle Moth

Alejandro: Spanish fly

Shadow company: Bullet Ants

Graves: Queen of the bullet ants

For people who don't like bugs ones that are 'safe' to look up online and aren't horrifying are the Vanezulean Poodle Moth (they're cute), the Spotted lanternfly and the Spanish fly and the bee aswell. None of them are too bad so you should be okay but still be ready to see bug pictures if you look them up. (I couldn't do spiders they freak me the fuck out)

Also, @laswells-ashtray, was gonna drop this in your asks but didn't want to retype the whole thing, thoughts on the bugs?

[iceman-soup]

amab reader x switch!roach

thinking about Roach lying on top of you, fingers tangled in your hair as he fucks you, heavy breathing and small moans when you praise him, tell him how good he's doing.

His face is maskless and pink all over, freckles standing out against his blush. He's slamming into you, thrusts uneven but neither of you are too bothered, your cock leaking pre against both your stomachs.

You grunt as he starts to reach his climax, becoming rougher and setting his teeth on your shoulder to muffle a loud moan when he cums, hips pressing against yours, your brain foggy as he pulls out, using three fingers to keep his mess inside you.

Roach shuffles down, other hand moving to your thigh, lips grazing your dick, earning a huffed out breath, hands on his head and guiding him to the tip. Once he takes you into his mouth, it only takes a minute or so for you to cum, overwhelmed with the pleasure as you buck up into his throat, eyes wild and needy when he looks at you with your load running down his chin.

[trashogram]

I love Octavia and Blitzø bonding as father and daughter!

Stans: “Aww, yeah it would make Stolas so happy!”

NO. No 👆Do not ruin it with that. Cursed. Bad. Get it out of my house I don’t want it.

[gomzdrawfr]

drew ya boi Moose @cod-dump and the lil bf on the side hehe

check out their oc here under the tags #shadow company moose

[briwates]

The Kang Mansion has a massive garden + it's near a body of water and a forest so I just know that in summer Kang Yohan is not only fighting his own demons, he's also fighting roaches and mosquitoes

[boxofthings]

bet if you put all the ghostroach fans in a single gc we'd all recognize each other