#bodilyfunctions

[memshubfun]

"Taking 3 dumps a day" — the great unifier. Whether you’re a fitness guru or surviving off gas station burritos, one thing brings us together... 💩🤝💩

The body works in mysterious ways. Science can’t explain it, but the bathroom schedule remains sacred.

🚽 Enlightenment continues here: memshub.net/this-came-to-me-during-my-afterwork-dump

[supremeleaderhoneypot]

Cooking Turkey broth as a base for gravy for Thanksgiving dinner tonight. Bagging the extra to freeze really reminded me of some of the lovely detailed writing at the beginning of chapter 15 of @vespaer77 's fic, The Machine. My favorite, go read it on Ao3.

[kenhoward]

“Ken humour”: just made this graphics! Why do you have to ask for pardon for 3 bodily functions but for one we are blessed! Maybe I will start blessing people for the other 3 as well! Lol #humour #bodilyfunctions https://www.instagram.com/p/Cijxgz9rT_X/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[natty373]

Morning & Night & anytime between - remember what lays between our seams 🌈 our love 💓 our laughter 💕 our happily ever after 💜 go with in ❄️ recreate the spirals spin 🌀 . . . #breath #mediation #raisevibration #increaseimmunesystem #bodilyfunction #override #autonomous #systems #liferefinementtherapies #prana #pranayama #love #selfhealing #higherlearning #namaste (at Planet Earth) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-IwFOFA9wk/?igshid=79zydbj5aa5v

[gsmcpodcastnetwork]

GSMC Weird News Podcast Episode 216: Bodily Functions for Betting

[itshousmansradicalbookshop]

Period magazine in stock now. #Housmansmags #marthacooper #earlygraffiti #graffitti #newyork #bodilyfunctions #menstruation #baltimore #lowereastside #1970s #womenphotographers #lappland #commune #liminalboundaries #collages #panic #rhodastreet #boundaryestate #bricklane #bethnalgreen #redchurchstreet

[markesackett-theboxsf]

Seems to me that the bathroom is the one place where you DO NOT want to see this sign!!!!!!! To #dump or not to dump #bodilyfunctions #dump #nodumping #illegaldumping #bathroomhumor #fine #penalty (at Green Bay, Wisconsin)

[askamy80]

Love at first fart?

I was having a chat with a friend (I'm going to call her simply F) I hadn't spoken to in awhile today after running into her at the shops and grabbing a coffee and cake at the coffee club and she told me she finally slept with the guy she's had a crush on for the last 6 odd months. I congratulated her but she gave a little groan and said, "But Amy I think I've totally fucked up any chance of a relationship and I really like this guy!" "What did you do?" I asked, visions of her declaring her everlasting love whilst in the euphoria of post-coital bliss or perhaps calling him her ex husbands name in the throes of orgasm, or- "I farted. Like really farted." F said. I almost choked on the piece of blueberry baked cheesecake I was tucking into. When I recovered I managed to ask "that's it?" She rolled her eyes at me. "It was uber loud and uber smelly. I had been holding it in for awhile but as we were at the front door saying goodbye and I turned to walk down to my car it just...came out." She said. "What did he say?" I asked. F shook her head. "He just laughed! He was still laughing when I got in my car and drove away like I was driving a fucking getaway car after a murder." She said. "Well you *did* kinda murder something. The air." I said. F covered her face with her hands. "I'm sorry, it just slipped out..." I said. F muttered something from under her hands- probably something like fuck off smartarse. "When was this F?" I asked. She uncovered her face. "Two nights ago." "And have you seen him or spoken to him since?" I questioned. "He texted me later that day saying he'd had a great time and we'd have to catch up soon." F answered. "Um...F, that doesn't sound like he's particularly perturbed by the um...incident." I ventured. "No. But how am I meant to look him in the eye again?" She asked mournfully. "You're worrying over nothing. He clearly has no issues with it. I mean don't get me wrong- I know how dead embarrassing it is to you- but you guys have been flirting for months and you've been out a few times and slept with him and it sounds like he wants to see you- and your stinky butt- again regardless." I told her. "I know, I know. I mean my brain knows but I can't help but be embarrassed." F said with a sigh. After I'd gotten home I did think about my own experiences, in fact all us women's experiences, with embarrassing bodily functions. I'm sure you all know the pain of needing to fart and not being able to because you are spending the night with your new man and refuse to fart in front of him or if you are at work or in public. Because bodily functions are just so uncool right? Because there's some unwritten rule that states women aren't meant to fart whilst men are pleased at how loud and/or smelly theirs are and even brag about it with their mates? Despite it being a perfectly normal biological function. I remember being told years ago that humans release more than 70 litres of gas per year. And most people will release the daily amount of gas through ten to twenty emissions. Farts are caused by air trapped from air we swallow while chewing it drinking, gas seeping into our intestines from our blood, or some gas produced by chemical reactions in our intestines or bacteria living in our guts. Despite all this when it comes to dating we women would rather cut our hand off than fart in front of our date- especially on a first date or the first time we sleep with them. F's conversation reminded me of times in the past where I'd end up with a terrible stomach ache from having to wait until I left the guy. When the stomach pain would be so bad I'd even be slightly sweating in my effort to keeping it in. The first time my ex slept over at mine comes back to me. We had eaten a pretty big meal and had a few beers and I was already feeling bloated by the time we went to bed. Normally the first time I'm more conscious of what he thinks of my body, of whether I'm doing things right, etc but this time I was more focussed on not farting. After all, I told myself sternly, we haven't even got to saying I love you yet, I don't think he's ready for my suffocating him and it's not like there's a dog I can blame it on. Somehow I managed to survive it and afterwards instead of using the toilet closest to my room I went to the one at the other end of the house, claiming I was grabbing us some water at the same time. And the time of my first sleepover at a guys house I was having a casual relationship with. I woke in the morning feeling the need to fart but I wasn't about to. I couldn't even escape to the toilet as it was right next to the bedroom. Instead for two uncomfortable hours I held it in while wondering if you could die from holding one in (spoiler alert you can't but biologically speaking flatulence is a must and holding one in can make your stomach feel like a balloon and the longer you hold them in the more it can pile up and lead to pains and stomach aches). Ironically the first thing he did upon getting out of bed was- you guessed it- fart. And another time I crashed there my stomach made a rumbling noise (because I hadn't eaten in forever due to my whole not eating in front of men I don't know well) and he asked, "did you fart?" I said nope, it was my stomach. And he said "it wouldn't matter because I just did." Despite this in the year or so in which we occasionally slept together I never farted in front of him. My final word on farting- some experts think that because flatulence is a natural, normal part of your digestive system holding it in will not hurt them. Others think that at best, holding them in can cause gas, bloating, and other uncomfortable symptoms, and at worst, repressing gas can cause hemorrhoids or a distended bowel. So let it go.... Amy. Xx

[daleshas-life]

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[scarlettablack]

the post: have a good night and get some rest! i love you all!

the tags: #peepee #poopoo #anus #bodilyfunctions #pottytraining #TimAllen #BuzzLightyear #furries #yiff #woof #CatDog #CatDog #CatDog

[ainjectionss]

This is the major reason why herbal science is known forthousands of years

This is the major reason why herbal science is known forthousands of years. Since ancient times, our ancestors have used several herbsin order to cure their ailments and for other medical purposes. As opposite tomodern medical therapy, this alternative is relatively safe over the years.

In the latter part of the 20th century, the use of herbal medicineshas surged considerably. Nowadays, a large number of hospitals offer herbalmedicine as an alternative treatment for 5 axis servo robot arm Manufacturers contemporary medicine. With theimproving herbal science, scientists carried out a medical research that wouldassist medical science understand the union of herbal medicines with our bodilyfunctions in a chemical base.

In spite of the fact that many scientists believe that the herbal remedy hasfewer side effects as compared to allopathic medicines, it is imperative tonote that plants also contain chemical substances that can cause toxicity overa longer period of usage. Nevertheless, chemical found in herbal medicines meanto remain for a longer period of time within our body. It results into makingresidues in our body over a long time and may cause slow poisoning which laterresults into sickness, or death.

It is important to consider your body while choosing any herbal medicine. Thereare several health conditions and other issues that don’t goes well with theuse of herbal medicines. Alike other medical science, herbal science alsostates that it is not a good # thing to combine different medications. Hospitalsthat provide herbal medication as an alternative treatment state that thereactions of herbs and the main course of medication complement each other.

[justanotherfandomblogger]

I gestured to the tv and said "hey mom is bodilyfunction crumblybrat" and I think I died a little inside as I realized my mistake when she looked at me in disappointment

[gassyguys]

#bodilyfunctions #burp

[mftulin]

Happy Baby @crowonthewire.com. #yoga #yogaeverydamnday #happybaby #confessions #accidental #bodilyfunctions (at West Coast)

[jennalouisedraws]

Found some oldies but goodies. These are from my 2015 gold era and back up for sale in my Etsy shop. Link in profile. 🎨 #drawing #painting #anatomy #bodilyfunctions #bookpage #goldgouache #ink #forsale (at Morganton, North Carolina)