#bojackthoughts

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[hellish-cruelty]

She's so me.

Bojack Horseman (2014 - 2020)

[tiffsflickpicks]

Bojack Horseman: Season 6, Ep. 15.

The View from Halfway down

The weak breeze whispers nothing

The water screams sublime

His feet shift, teeter-totter

Deep breath, stand back, it’s time

Toes untouch the overpass

Soon he’s water bound

Eyes locked shut but peek to see

The view from halfway down

A little wind, a summer sun

A river rich and regal

A flood of fond endorphins

Brings a calm that knows no equal

You’re flying now

You see things much more clear than from the ground

It’s all okay, it would be

Were you not now halfway down

Thrash to break from gravity

What now could slow the drop

All I’d give for toes to touch

The safety back at top

But this is it, the deed is done

Silence drowns the sound

Before I leaped I should’ve seen

The view from halfway down

I really should’ve thought about

The view from halfway down

I wish I could’ve known about

The view from halfway down

[themayorautumn]

horseman

[vaampirebatt]

bojack horseshit

[exhaustedeyess]

[bojackhorsemanaddict]

New emotion unlocked 🔓

“But what I need then..was a friend. And you abandoned me. And I will never forgive you for that. “

-Herb Kazzaz

[aquaticjazstar]

I’ve seen zero hate for Princess Carolyn during my time on the internet, despite her being a morally grey woman. So either she’s just that well written, or I’m on a really good part of tumblr.

[comeforthandknowmebetterman]

NEW ARTSTYLE TEST!!

And BoJack I guess 😒

Omg I HC that BoJack snores like a buzzsaw and he also for sure chews in his sleep. My dad unfortunately sleep chews so… I still remember that very vividly and it was FREAKY…

BoJack Horseman chews in his sleep. That is all.

Also pretend we’re sitting on a couch and it’s a good couch

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Things that happened in BoJack Horseman

A deep exploration of the 5 stages of grief through the stories of 3 people across time.

A realistic depiction of domestic violence, subtrance abuse, and how it all starts beautifully.

A story of a child Hollywoo star getting wrecked by life and fame which leads to an early death while also serving as a commentary of child celebrities and the way the industry can effect them.

A 50 almost taking advantege of a 17 year old and the long term effects on both of them.

A 20 minute monologue by the main character which is just a eulogy to his abusive mother (that got nominated for an Emmy).

A historically accurate story of a women from a luxurious family getting traumatized, and victimized by misogyny which leads her to a misrable life and becoming an abuser herself.

The full story of a couple getting married all the way to a divorce while unpacking why the marrige failed.

Also things that happened in BoJack Horseman

After many rewrites and changes, a movie ended up being a bimonthly curated box of snacks mid production.

Someone openned their own very unsafe DisneyLand, almost got sued but was saved because of a typo in the document copywriting DisneyLand.

An adult women dated 3 kids in a trench coat (which may or may not be a real adult).

A Hollywoo celebritie opened a store foor Halloween store for January with no floor, and Andrew Garfield fell down.

A character joined improv class that turned out to be a cult.

Character Actress Margo Martindale drive's another celebritie's bout straight to a ship full of spaggeti. Now the spagetti is cooking due to an ad that is actually a mirror, and because it's cooking, it's sinking straight to a city underwater. The Hot Sexy Killer Wale Uber and a celebritie who has just a bunch of spageti strainers laying around can stop it, but that person went to see a movie fir two hours.

A sex robot became a CEO of a company.

A Hollywoo celebritie challenged the governor of california to a ski race of which the winner will be the governor. His represent then does a bunch of legal gymnastics to make that happen. Said celebritie than admits to have no idea how to ski. In the end just some guy wins the race by accident and immediately resigns.

A house fell underground with celebrities in it so everyone kills and eats Zach Braff.

[witchgab]

“it doesn't get better and it doesn't get easier. i can't keep lying to myself saying i'm gonna change. i'm poison. i come from poison, i have poison inside me and i destroy everything i touch. that's my legacy. i have nothing to show for the life that i'd lived and i have nobody in my life who's better off having me.”

[thefemmeprince]

noticing that when diane cries in this scene, she covers her mouth and face. why? my thought is that she was made fun of when she cried growing up, so it's ingrained in her to try and cover it up. and you only ever see her truly bawl when she's alone.

[davi-darc]

“When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags…just look like flags.”

[lostmf]

- It's so amazing to hold a baby and look at it sleep and think, "This is a perfect thing."

It's weird to think that at one point, someone held me in their hands and thought,

"I'm going to love this kid forever,"

you know?

What happened?

Todd-bojackhorsmen

[chestersbraincell]

“You ruined me Bojack”

“I know”

“You better grow up to be something great, to make up for all the damage you’ve done”

“I will”

LITERALLY Gidget and their mom. TELL ME I’M WRONG.

[exhaustedeyess]