#both are wrong

[madame-helen]

Palestine supporters be like:

[techni-kolor]

Today a woman told me to drink essential oils bc they would cure my chronic illness

Then a couple hours later my psychiatrist urged me to get testing for Atypical Cystic Fibrosis

Truly the duality of society

[infeccionurinaria]

which one is it then

[rogueemmy]

This is the computer age version of "you couldn't have written this paper, you're too young to know those words" when said to a ravenous reader.

I was also a terrible speller, and overcame that deficiency with a much-above-average knowledge of the thesaurus.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[brainrotcharacters]

When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax

[galaxylover06]

Their name is Barry and they can't escape the digital cir

[femkethefaineant]

First, I need people to know this is not a hypothetical. I repeat: this is not a drill. People really do say 'christ-mass' isn't actually christian and therefore not culturally christian, same as culturally christian atheists aren't christian.

Second, they didn't really steal it; many people already had their own holiday that happened to be on the same day because humans like partying on solstices. The christians just started celebrating Jesus day and over time the non-christian traditions were forgotten and neglected in majority-christian regions. The pagan holidays were forgotten because there were no more pagans. They didn't actively push yule out the way other holidays are now being pushed out of christian worldviews. You know that narrative of Hanukkah being 'just Jewish christmas' and getting annoyed at the phrase 'happy holidays'? Actively preventing existing religious groups from celebrating their own holidays while framing them as jesus-day anyway? That's what stealing a holiday looks like.

Third, if I take a piece of wood and carve it into a cross, it's now a cross, whether that wood was mine or no. If I take a party and give it christian values, belief systems and thought patterns, and a focus on christianity as default for religion, that's culturally christian, no matter what it was before.

Go celebrate Yule, I do too. But don't pretend it makes christmas any less christian.

now that it’s november and the dreaded holiday months are here can we all agree that if a muslim or a jewish person is complaining about cultural christianity, and you go on that post and say “well, christmas isn’t even christian it was yule and christians stole it”, then i get to hit you with the thousand energy beams attack

[neptunym]

these two make me ill

[ghosted-jazz]

I hope they got that microwave in the break room

Bonus version with different outfit colours:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[fake-guns-blazing]

we don't talk about this one enough

[mikurinkuwu]

they have very different ways to deal with jealousy

[morganbritton132]

Wayne loves when his nephew stays the summer with him.

Eddie is six, curious about everything, and brings so much light in this ol’ home of his.

Wayne loves the kid, but working in the summer is a pain.

He saves up his PTO to take as much time off as he can but it doesn’t last Eddie’s entire stay so he pays a girl in Forest Hills to sit with Eddie until he falls asleep and Tracy across the way keeps an ear out for him. It ain’t perfect, but they make it work.

So, it’s a curious case when he gets off a mid-shift at three in the morning and finds Eddie still awake.

The boy ain’t slept a wink, Wayne can tell. He’s sitting on the couch, kicking his feet as a caterpillar crawled over his hand.

“Hi, Uncle Wayne,” Eddie waved. “I made a friend today. Can I keep him?”

“Is that why you’re still awake, to ask me that question?” Wayne asks. Eddie nods so Wayne nods back and asks, “You got a good habitat for your friend?”

“Uh-huh,” Eddie grins, gesturing to the blankets that have been permanently draped in the corner of the room all summer, “In the tent.”

Wayne makes a show of contemplating his answer just to see the anticipation in Eddie’s eyes, “Well, I guess so. You can keep your little friend.”

“Really?” No take backs?”

“No take backs, but you gotta go to bed right now,” Wayne tells him. “Go brush your teeth for me so I know you did it.”

Eddie runs off and Wayne is about to do the same to get ready for bed. He yawns as walks towards his bedroom and then he trips over something sticking out of the tent.

Not something. A leg. A small leg. A small leg of a small child sleeping in the tent in - “Eddie, what’s-“

“Shhh,” Eddie shushes, coming back into the room with his caterpillar inching across his shoulder. “You’re going to wake him up.”

Wayne rubs at his eyes, wishing this whole thing would go away. He almost hates to ask, “Who-“

“He’s called Steve,” Eddie supplies helpfully, “But I’m gonna change his name to something else. He cries a lot and he likes ice cream.”

Wayne ignores everything else Eddie says because his tired mind finally connected the face to the name to the angry adult, “Hopper’s boy Steve?”

“Not anymore,” Eddie says climbing into the tent to lay down. He pulls the teddy bear out of Steve’s arms and then pats him on the head, “He’s called Frodo now, Uncle Wayne.”

Yeah, his nephew kidnapped a child. He’s gonna have to call somebody, “Good lord.”

[technically-human]

I think the seduction is working

A part two to this, since you guys asked. I'll probably add another one soon!

[bwootster]

They just seem so tired!!!!!