#brain… is… pausing..…

[sideswipesjetpack]

Sideswipe… Spider-Man… sideswipe. Spider-Man……………

[egophiliac]

idia was an absolute treasure this update. you agree.

Idia really went "time for me to be a hero! but in, like, a super meta way" and if that isn't incredibly in-character then what is.

and of course we can't forget

I kinda hope he and Riddle get to do another game jam again sometime! it's nice to see them get along! and now they have, inexplicably...shared skills and interests???

[rynli]

don't worry about it Kim

[oryx-the-nightmare-daddy]

forgot drifter's old alias on comms incident, 1 dead 2 wounded

[rocketbirdie]

NEURON ACTIVATION

[gilly-moon]

I am BEGGING society to start using the oxford comma again. I have misunderstood too many sentences in recent memory all because someone couldn't put ONE extra comma in.

[alex51324]

OK, you know the part edit where SecUnit disgustedly narrates that the PresAux people are LeeBeeBee calls the PresAux team /edit amateurs?

And we all know the etymology of amateur, right? From the Latin, amator, or lover. It's someone who does or studies or practices whatever out of love for the field, rather than as a paid profession, and only later shifted to mean someone who isn't good enough to do it professionally.

And Preservation does not have a currency-based economy, so nobody there is getting paid.

Preservation is a place beyond the wormhole, where only lovers go.

[thatdisasterauthor]

Just spelled “of” as “ove” so clearly it is bedtime now.

[an-absolute-nightmare]

do hozier fans just live like this? like, normally? like you guys just listen to a song that makes you want to fall on your knees on your way to work and then just? carry on? like your neural configuration hasn't been fundamentally altered?

[elmocult]

i just wanted to draw his boots i did all this because of the fucking boots. mr "why my back hurt" ass hanging off the seat of the chair

[decrescendo]

Audio drama version:

(No shade, I just thought it’d be funny to put these scenes side by side)

[stevie-petey]

hi rosie <3

click on the pic idk why tumblr fucked up the quality

[twilight-deviant]

[on-a-lucky-tide]

I saw your text about pulling an all-nighter, so I decided to ring up an old friend for a favor again!

remember to stay hydrated and nap when you can!!

Gomz I adore this, omg. He's so big, so furry, I would nestle there and purr like a damn engine. Thank you. 🥺

[screampied]

good morning tumblr 🖖 i wanna fuck geto

[lord-shitbox]

lowkey i think the thing with white users easily and openly admitting a bunch of embarrassingly ignorant to straight-up racist shit in tags that's being talked abt a lot lately is in part due to the attitude that you can just like, say whatever shit you want on this site with no inhibitions.

"I can be as unhinged as I want here" is one of the main draws for tumblr as a platform. So much classic tumblr shit comes from people being unhinged or overly personal while staying anonymous, it's what I like about this site, But. Like. I think it's important to learn to distinguish unhinged shitposting that's funny or harmless from unhinged shitposting that's actually just admitting you're casually racist.

Same goes for literally any case of simply Not Actually Considering the Content of What You're Commenting On.

We would not lose tumblr culture if it became the norm to Think Before Posting. I think it would be nice if tumblr culture integrated a little more conscientiousness about Thinking Before Posting. yeah thats it thats the post