#british anon 🇬🇧

[mayormonty]

OI MATE. I'm KNACKERED with this dang question bouncin' all ova the place in my head, ight? How'd you meet even Jim anyway? What... like... did he bloody... BLOODY... give you free money.. or some rubbish... yeah?--did the lad 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 British noises /silly

Okay on a serious note how did you meet Jim... I know he isn't actuallllyyy your kiddo, so how'd you meet him

(Btw admin I love this blog YOURE DOING GOD'S WORK I LOVE MONTY!!!!!!!! He's so unnoticed </3)

-British...? anon??? 🇬🇧

Monty guffaws, "My! Quite the accent you've got there, lad!" he grins.

"You want to know how I met little Jimothy?"

His grin turns into a soft smile at the mention of his son. "Ah... Well, it was quite a while ago, yessiree!" "Well, if this old bag of bones can remember correctly, it was probably 1988 when I'd found Jim..." He says fondly, "He must've been 3 at the time... Poor little feller had just lost his mom and pop to a car accident." He sighs, "Y'see, they were headin' home after watchin' a movie when it happened. Jim was at home with a babysitter... Poor kiddo was left without a family, an' without a home or any relatives to take care of him anymore, he got sent to an orphanage."

"I'd lost Kamilla bout 4 years prior, and we'd always wanted children. I firmly believe it was her spirit that drew me there because I don't know if I would've gone into the orphanage otherwise- I was a single man, with many responsibilities as mayor, and didn't think I was up t'bein a father all on my own." "Yet I still walked right in! An' the clerk sure was surprised to see Mayor Monty strut in, I'll tell ya that!" He guffawed, "But I went right in 'nd asked if I could get registered for adoption or foster care. After doin' a lot of paperwork, havin' my home get studied... I was approved!" "I remember feelin' somethin' tug at my heart when I got the letter back tellin' me I was approved... Was like an unfinished dream of mine was comin' into realization."

He wipes at his eyes a little bit, "And they'd said they'd found a little boy who was a good fit. An' you can guess who it was. My Jim."

"I was initially his foster parent, but I'd only come to realize after, that I couldn't imagine sayin' goodbye to him. Down the line, I officially adopted him- But that didn't happen for a good while. It was a long an' tedious process, but one that was well worth the while." "Jim was initially real shy of me, an' he was a little afraid of me too- But that's all to be expected. He'd lost his family and was too young to understand why mom and dad weren't comin' back... I tried my best to fill that gap for him, though."

"He-" Monty sniffles a little bit, "'Scuse me, youngun'... I get a little emotional... He'd called me dad for the first time when he was about 7 'nd when I tell you I'd cried..."

"I firmly believe Jim'd changed my life. I'd been grieving over Kamilla heavily, and havin' a kid to look after had given me a new purpose, alongside with me bein' mayor of Roadtown. Comin' home to my son every day, bein' able to hear how his day went at school... Being there for somebody again, was all this old heart needed to start healin'. And for that, I am so grateful."

"An' the fact that I could've filled in what was missin' for him... Be his dad..." Monty sniffles again, "Aye... the fact that I mean to him as much as he means to me... He really was my miracle child. And he's still workin' miracles every day, lookin' after me... taking care of Roadtown alongside me... My son will be a great Mayor someday." He wipes his eyes one last time, removing his glasses. He smiles at you, "Well, that's how I met Jimmy... I wouldn't trade him for the world. I hope that answers yer question, sport! Sorry if I went a little off the rails there... I tend to ramble."

He laughs, "'S hard not to when ya care about somebody so much! Aye... I am so proud of how far my son has come, from the skittish little boy he was... Gettin' to watch him grow up was the highlight of my life. Thankye kindly for the question, chap! It's nice to walk down memory road, sometimes... An if ya ask me, I'd say he's every bit my son, just without the blood- but when you've looked after someone for so long, does that really matter?"

Monty guffaws, "But I'm sure yer tired of hearin' this old man ramble- I'll let ya go. Would ya like a sweet?" He offers you a jar of candies on his desk.

"You have a good one now! And I like your accent!" He chuckles as he waves you off.

[dipperscavern]

need cregan to hold me and stroke my back and tell me ill be beautiful carrying his pups 👁️

also, it would be my pleasure in declaring myself as 🇬🇧 british anon because im not seeing any fellow english cregan gals round here 😓

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u and me both sister 😞 want his big hands to caress me n tell me how pretty i’ll look with his pups

and welcome home british anon!! i think @useralba is british,…. not completely sure if they’re a cregan gal but there’s def some lurking around here somewhere !! PIP PIP CALLING ALL BRITS

[yudgefudge]

SOOO HI MATE DO YOU LIVE IN NIGERIA??

-��🇧 (I claim this emoji cus why the bloody hell not?)

Heyyyyh you’re back!

And yeah actually!!! Your country is responsible for our colonization 😀😀😀

[messylustt]

Hobie indulging in the readers culture with them is the cutest thing everrrrrrrr

He learns the langauge(s) until fluent and he appreciates in in the utmost perfect way!

🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷🇰🇷

🇬🇧🖤 British goth anon isn’t just British! She’s half Korean bby 💅🏻

omgggg. that’s honestly the cutest thingggg

[5sospenguinqueen]

Forgetful Flirtation - Toto Wolff x Wife! Reader

Summary: A heavy celebration leads to a husband forgetting his wife. And a team who won't let him forget it.

Warnings: Fluff. Swearing. Slight age gap.

Requested: Yes by anon.

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mercedesamgf1 LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX 🇬🇧

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totowolff you did us proud. you deserved this, lewis. enjoy 

landonorris congrats mate

yn_wolff oh, lewis, what an amazing drive. well deserved. i’m so happy for you 

→ mercedesamgf1 we can confirm that she cried 

→ lewishamilton 🫶🏾

pierregasly congrats champ! 

roscoelovescoco well’s done’s dad’s 

→ yn_wolff it was the luck of roscoe in the garage. maybe we should have him every weekend

→ mercedesamgf1 we agree

georgerussell63 you deserve it, mate 🍾 i’ll buy you a round later

→ user1 are they going out together later?

→ user2 wouldn’t surprise me if the whole team celebrated this win

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yn_wolff team dinner to celebrate hubby’s, and especially lewis’, success 

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totowolff meine schöne frau

→ yn_wolff i love you

francisca.cgomes oh okay so we’re dressing hot tonight?

→ yn_wolff i know you’re complimenting me but don’t make it sound like we didn’t compare outfits for tonight. you even know what kind of underwear i’m wearing! 

→ francisca.cgomes i enjoyed those pictures 

→ pierregasly pardon?

→ user3 yn is such a girl’s girl 

user4 that hand placement though 🤤

→ user5 she’s really not good for toto’s reputation

→ user6 she’s making it look like he’s groping her

→ user7 can you blame him? look at her. she’s hot liked by yn_wolff

user8 um, anyone else find it really unprofessional that she’s publicly admitting to sending images of her underwear to people?

→ francisca.cgomes one person, and i’m her friend?

→ user8 it just reflects badly on her husband who has an image to maintain 

→ totowolff no, it doesn’t. she is her own person

user9 unlike you crying bitches, i love that toto is married to someone slightly younger so that we get this content 

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Weaving through the throng of bodies, you scowled as you dodged another couple gyrating against each other near the entrance to the VIP section. Your glass was empty and your shoes kept sticking to the floor, tacky from a cocktail of spilled drinks. Scanning the crowd, you scowled as you made your way over to the bar. How was it possible to lose a 6’5 billionaire in a crowd of shorter drivers?

Gesturing wildly to a crowd of people, the man of the day caught your eye and you hurried over to him. 

“Lewis, have you seen Toto anywhere? I can’t find him.” You nibbled anxiously at your bottom lip. 

“Last I saw, he was with Bono asking the DJ to play 80s music,” laughed Lewis, recalling the image of his team principal and engineer swaying together, a feather boa draped across the pair of them. 

You thanked him before turning and continuing on your crusade. All around you, familiar faces were wrapped around their partner’s (or women they had just met), dancing to the music or whispering in their ears. Alcohol had been flowing freely for the past three hours and the majority of the people in the club were more than inebriated. The hours had passed and you were ready for a warm shower and for your husband to tuck you into bed. Yet, he had decided to elude you.

Toto’s dress shirt hung loosely off your frame, having been draped around you earlier whilst you stood outside for some fresh air. You had simply rubbed a hand down your arm, trying to dispel the goosebumps that appeared, and there he was, bundling you up. That had been an hour ago and you hadn’t seen him since. Inhaling deeply, his scent surrounded you. The only comfort you had as you began to wonder whether he’d left you here in his drunken state.

Lando was up on the platform flapping his arms in a dramatic manner and messing around with the decks, directing you to where you thought you’d spotted a tall figure shrouded in the shadows. 

“Yn!” Bono greeted, beaming at you through the pink feathers enveloping his face. 

“Having a good night, Bono?” You asked, smiling at the sight of him. “Toto, I’ve been looking for you everywhere.” 

“Well, hello there,” your husband drawled, peering down at you with a heated gaze. “Come here often?” 

“What?” You laughed, leaning closer to hear him over the music. Surely you had misheard. 

“I would’ve remembered seeing a woman as beautiful as you before.” 

Beside you, Bono was shaking with silent laughter, gesturing wildly at someone in the distance. Probably summoning more people to bear witness to the peculiarity happening before you. Sidling up to him, you wrapped a hand around his bicep under the guise of stabilising yourself. You felt the muscle under your hand flex.

“Careful, Mr Wolff. If you keep being nice to me, I might have to take you home.”

His arms wrapped around your lower back, pulling you close against him. A heart stopping smile filled his face. “I don’t think I’d object to that. I would, however, like your name first.” 

“Is he being serious?” Somebody whispered behind you, earning a wave of raucous laughter from the Mercedes team that had gathered. 

“You smell nice.” Toto continued, nose nuzzling into the ticklish spot under your ear. You arched against his touch. He may not remember your marriage certificate but he clearly knew where best to tease you. 

Running your fingers down his arm, you grabbed his left hand, tracing circles across the back of it. His wedding ring - part of a matching set - glistened in the strobe lighting. Fiddling with his fingers, you raised your hand up to your face, pulling it into his periphery. You twisted the band around his finger, letting it catch the light and his eye. 

“I’m sorry but I don’t date married men.”

You dropped your husband’s hand, sliding out from his hold. Turning away from him, you snaked through the crowd and away from him. Dazed, Toto looked at his left hand in bewilderment. He slid the band off his finger, looking at the date engraved inside. Opposite him, his team continued to cackle at his misfortune. He was in so much trouble tomorrow. 

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georgerussell63 replied to slide 2 at least he remembers you there → yn_wolff you keep teasing him about that and you might seriously find yourself without a seat next season → georgerussell63 don’t say that. i know you’d protect me  → yn_wolff don’t push your luck → i’ll see you for dinner on thursday though? → georgerussell63 wouldn’t miss it

francisca.cgomes replied to slide 3 how are you awake enough to do all that? → i feel like i’ve died. pierre keeps bringing me cups of tea but i can’t even lift my head to drink them  → yn_wolff tbf, kiks, you drank far more than i did 😂 → plus toto has been doing everything for me despite looking like death himself → i think he feels bad for forgetting i was his wife → francisca.cgomes at least you know even drunk you’re the only woman he wants? 

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mercedesamgf1 the silver arrows know how to party

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georgerussell63 yeah and our team principal knows how to forget his wife 

→ totowolff george, would you like to stay with mercedes next season?

→ yn_wolff don’t threaten your drivers online, dear

→ georgerussell63 i’m only speaking the truth

→ user10 george, you don’t look like you were in any state to remember things either

yn_wolff can somebody blow that photo up and print it off for me. i think i need it in my bedroom

→ user11 you get to go home with the real thing, leave the photo for us 

→ yn_wolff i almost didn’t

→ totowolff not you as well, liebling

→ user12 what does this mean? 

lewishamilton hell of a party 

pierregasly maybe don’t let your team principal join next time

alex_albon happy wife happy life probably isn’t working for toto right now 

maxverstappen1 i think we should get toto drunk before race weekends, maybe he’ll forget his strategies 

→ user13 what does this mean? let us innnnn

totowolff i’ll be speaking to all your team principals tomorrow about your behaviour 

→ charles_leclerc yes, dad 

→ landonorris oh, no. now we’ve done it 

→ georgerussell63 who do you talk to about mine?

yn_wolff you forgot your wife, mein herz, i don’t think your scary boss act is going to work today 

→ user14 he did what?!

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[brf-rumortrackinganon]

“I know this is fighting words, but…who cares?”

The beleaguered British taxpayer 🇬🇧

But what can the taxpayer do about Sussex PR paid for by private money?

That’s really the issue here and the crux of the anon’s comment: Sussex PR shenanigans overshadowing Charlotte’s birthday. The taxpayer has nothing to do with that.

If William and Kate were throwing an enormous Queen Mary of Denmark-like black-tie ball for Charlotte with Taylor Swift, Beyonce, and Shakira all performing to steal headlines back from Harry’s lawsuit, then sure. The taxpayers can care because they’re paying for the party. But that isn’t what’s happening here. What’s happening here is people on the internet moaning about Harry and Meghan paying for propaganda and PR that will knock Charlotte out of trending topics.

And that is something that William couldn’t care less about - how long his daughter trends on social media for her birthday. It doesn’t mean anything to anyone outside of an internet fandom. That’s what I’m “who cares”-ing about.

[dandysworldhcs]

I have recently been making nationality headcanons, most of them are based of vibes, but I still think their cool ^^

Boxten - 🇸🇪

Brightney - 🇫🇷-🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Connie - 🇧🇬

Cosmo - 🇺🇦-🇸🇰 (🇷🇺) - Has russian ancestry

Finn - 🇩🇰-🇺🇸

Flutter - 🇵🇹

Gigi - 🇯🇵

Glisten - 🇫🇷

Goob - 🇪🇪-🇱🇹

Looey - 🇻🇪

Poppy - 🇩🇪-🇵🇱

Razzle & Dazzle - 🇫🇷-🇧🇪

Rodger - 🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Scraps - 🇪🇪-🇱🇹

Shrimpo - 🇺🇸-🇩🇪

Teagan 🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Tisha - 🇵🇱

Toodles - 🇬🇧/🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿-🇮🇩

Dandy - 🇱🇺-🇳🇱-🇩🇪

Astro - 🇫🇮

Shelly - 🇮🇹/🇸🇲

Sprout - 🇭🇺-🇸🇰

Vee - 🇨🇦

Bobette - 🇺🇸

Ginger - 🇺🇦-🇨🇿 (🇷🇺) - Has russian ancestry

Rudie - 🇺🇸

Also I have a few related on the side. Like Sprout and Cosmo meeting in Slovakia. Ginger being from Morava. Shrimpo and Finn are also cousins, with Shrimpo being more American.

Not even sure what kind of story I would use these for, but I find them cool.

— 🌃🪻 anon

TEAGAN IS BRITISH!!!!!!

(Also sorry, cant see the second emoji on my old iphone so im hoping its okay if i just use the first one!)

[plaidos]

idk as an indian woman I think that anon was off the mark though. “um this food is actually not indian, it may have some (just a little) (just the smallest bit) of an indian influence (theoretically but we just don’t know…) but it’s actually a BRITISH food INVENTED BY THE GREAT BRITISH PEOPLE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧” it’s very much giving american attitude. chicken tikka masala was created by SOUTH ASIAN people IN ENGLAND. it absolutely is an iconic english food but there’s no need to minimize the desi origins. idk annoys me a little bit bc i do often hear white (english) people joking around about how they colonized india and improved its food while they were there (and it’s often the same people making fun of “dirty” indian street food). like yeah haha that’s really funny.

well luckily anon didn’t say “um this food is actually not indian, it may have some (just a little) (just the smallest bit) of an indian influence (theoretically but we just don’t know…) but it’s actually a BRITISH food INVENTED BY THE GREAT BRITISH PEOPLE 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧” did they? you said that. you made it up and then assigned it to me and my anons. you can go and read what they actually said, and it isn’t that

like those vile racist comments you mentioned at the end of this ask — that’s disgusting, truly, nothing i can say can describe how truly racist that it. but that isn’t what i said or my anon said is it lol. we said that it was made by british people using british ingredients in britain, and to disagree with those things is racist and anti-immigrant. which is true.

[rosekasa]

Are you lying aboht being bengali ? Because Ive seen you say you are British before

i will explain anon

1980:

🇧🇩 -> my dad -> ✈️ -> 🇬🇧

1990:

🇧🇩 -> my mum -> ✈️ -> 🇬🇧

2003:

my dad ❤️ my mum

-> me, in 🇬🇧

thank you for listening

[detective-piplup]

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🏳️‍🌈💍➕🇦🇷📄🧍➕🫵🇬🇧📄🟰🫵🧑‍🤝‍🧑💍🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧🐎

gay marriage + Argentinian documents + me being British = I am in a gay marriage with someone from Argentina (and there’s a horse)??? is that what you mean here anon???

[yourstrulyray]

Hi ray! sorry if this is offensive but please post this for marky.wo to see! (For Marky: you give british vibes. pip pip cheerio off to ponder down the promenade with a cup of earl grey and get some good nosh 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧💂💂💂)

@markywoooo u heard anon 🔥🔥🙏 spit those bars anon!!!!! 🗣🗣

[yudgefudge]

Mate, I would like to say that, I am not British.

I just speak in a British manner. I am actually from Romania.

Here's proof, from my YouTube channel, where I vlog about my life:

https://youtu.be/oHg5SJYRHA0?si=YfXHK4KNVehx-5XD

In this video, I talk about my day in college. As you can see, I live in Romania, yet I speak in a British accent.

From the way I sometimes make grammar mistakes, you can see that I have never been in England before.

My most sincere apologies.

-🇬🇧

oh wow. this is so shocking. I cant believe it...wow

[moonstruckme]

so i just saw your response to another anon, telling us that you’re from texas and i was actually shocked lmao. you write the marauders so british, i couldn’t even tell (i’m british 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧). <3

Haha thanks! I did live in London for 6 months last year so I hope I picked up on some things but my irl accent and way of speaking is kind of ambiguous because my mom grew up in canada so I'll sometimes use "y'all" and "eh" in the same sentence, everyone I met in the UK guessed I was from California haha

[5sospenguinqueen]

Just Another | Fernando Alonso x Reader

Summary: Fernando and his wife live busy lives between their children, his races and her music. That doesn't mean they don't find time to themselves

Warnings: Fluff. Suggestive comment. Pregnancy

Requested: Yes by anon

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fernandoalo_official home races are always special but more so when mi familia are in the garage. we shall give it our all tomorrow 🇪🇸💛 #españa

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yn_alonso can we have that wall in our bedroom

→ fernandoalo_official no but i will get it put in your studio

→ yn_alonso my muse 💛

landonorris mini alonso’s!! nobody told me they were in the paddock

→ fernandoalo_official because you fed them too much sugar last time and i got into trouble 

user i love when we get glimpses of the alonso family

→ user yes! it’s so rare. like, i appreciate that they’re private but something about dad nando does things for me

→ yn_alonso same 

→ user baby #3 incoming? 

liked by fernandoalo_official 

lance_stroll my weekends are so much calmer when y/n is in the garage 

→ astonmartinf1 same. tour ends when?

→ yn_alonso is he still terrorising you?

→ fernandoalo_official no! 

→ user aha, admin begging y/n to stop being famous in her own right so that nando behaves

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yn_alonso thank you, london 🇬🇧 british crowds are always the loudest

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fernandoalo_official you performed beautifully, mi corazón

→ yn_alonso because i had my biggest supporter in the crowd

→ user you mean to tell me that fernando is supposed to be racing at silverstone tomorrow but stayed up late to watch his wife perform?

→ user and you can guarantee, she’ll be up early to go to the paddock with him

→ yn_alonso that’s love, darlings 

lewishamilton thank you for inviting me. always an honour to see you perform

→ user y/n and xnda collab when? 

charles_leclerc alex says thank you for inviting her

→ yn_alonso with how loud she was singing along, she is allowed always 

→ alexandrasaintmleux i think i’ve died 

user we were near where fernando, lewis and charles were. and the way fernando stared up at her

→ user omg yes. i got a video of him when she was singing the love song she wrote for him. i swear he didn’t blink once

user i love that they’re a secret couple but i also need more alonso family content

user anyone else think they fucked up the lighting for her concert? couldn't see the bottom half of her

→ user she wasn’t dancing as much either? 

→ francisca.cgomes she actually did an amazing job

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fernandoalo_official how is my youngest bebé four. they grow so fast. feliz cumpleaños, hijo mio. we celebrate at his favourite place in the world #disneyland

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user you mean his favourite place isn’t the AMF1 factory? 

→ astonmartinf1 or the paddock?

user whoa, you mean his favourite race car isn’t #14?

lance_stroll but he said his favourite place was my garage the other week

→ astonmartinf1 and to think, we let him sit in the car

yn_alonso well done, mi amour, you’ve upset the world of f1 by admitting that our son’s favourite race car is lightning mcqueen

→ fernandoalo_official i didn’t realise everyone would take it so personally 

→ yn_alonso now you know how i felt when our eldest said his favourite singer was gloria estefan 

aussiegrit the boys are growing so fast. looks like he had an amazing day

→ fernandoalo_official he said his favourite present was the remote control lightning mcqueen from uncle mark

→ jensonbutton but uncle jenson got him an electric ferrari?

→ user uncle mark and uncle jenson!!! 

→ yn_alonso the true loves of fernando’s life

liamlawson30 this is a party i can get behind 

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yn_alonso unfortunately, there won’t be a tour with this one so i’m cooking a few new songs… with a helper, of course 

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user wait, what does she mean no tour?! 

→ user apparently she’s taking a break :( 

charles_leclerc i see he’s putting uncle charlie's piano lessons to good use

→ yn_alonso he might end up replacing you on the backing track

→ charles_leclerc the student outshines the master 😧

astonmartinf1 hang on, i thought we were teaching him to drive an f1 car, not become an international music star 

→ yn_alonso you’ve already taken my eldest, and you’re swaying my youngest but i’m still fighting 

→ fernandoalo_official that’s why we need another

→ user omg he wants another baby! 

→ yn_alonso well done, mi vida

user so we’re not going to see her at zandvoort this weekend?

→ user holding out hope that this is a pre-scheduled post

→ user tbf, she’s about to have 3 weeks of nando so perhaps she’s soaking up some quiet time before he’s home 

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astonmartinf1 the alonso’s have entered the paddock #dutchgp

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fernandoalo_official and she’s looking beautiful doing it

→ yn_alonso flatterer 

user yay! y/n is here

→ user she was defo trying to trick us by making us think she was back home in spain recording 

user okay but the blue dress is gorgeous 

user she makes fernando look like just some guy 

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yn_alonso it’s nice to see how much i was wanted here

→ fernandoalo_official you’re always wanted by me, mi amor

→ yn_alonso yeah, that’s the problem

→ user ummm? i can’t tell if they’re being raunchy 

→ user well, they do have two kids only a year apart 

lance_stroll i can already hear a more peaceful weekend settling upon me

user i swear that’s a bump

→ user you can barely see her front?

→ user i’m telling you, from other angles, she has a bump

→ user nurse, she got out again

user she spent the entire weekend hiding in his garage?? what was the point in coming?

→ user maybe because she comes to watch her husband, not parade around for your pleasure 

yn_alonso posted a new story

alexandrasaintmleux replied (pic 2) yes but you look so pretty  → ynalo_private don’t let charles get you pregnant → it seems like a great idea at first until you reach the final trimester alexandrasaintmleux replied (pic 3) omg you had her! → congratulations, y/n. how’re you feeling? → i can’t wait to meet her

lance_stroll replied (pic 1) why do you insist on making fernando alonso thirst traps cross my instagram? → ynalo_private because you follow me and i love my husband  → and i repost all the ones fans make to show my support  → lance_stroll when is he retiring? → ynalo_private never lance_stroll replied (pic 3) baby girl alonso is here! and this is how i found out!  → ynalo_private in my defence, i just had a baby. critical thinking is not my strong suit right now → and this is how we told everyone 

charles_leclerc replied le bébé! oh, félicitations to you and fernando → how are you feeling? she looks beautiful

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fernandoalo_official autumn break brings some new changes to mi familia 💛

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aussiegrit congratulations, mate. such a beautiful family

→ yn_alonso they’re looking forward to uncle mark joining us for family dinner on sunday, yes?

→ aussiegrit yes, ma’am. i’ll be there

jensonbutton a huge congratulations from brittny and i. we can’t wait to meet the newest member of the alonso family 

kimimatiasraikkonen congratulations

lewishamilton beautiful family 🫶🏾

landonorris was your weekend in paris spent with him trying to convince you to have baby #4?

→ fernandoalo_official who let you have access to your accounts again?

→ landonorris so yes

→ danielricciardo mate, you basically just told the world they spent a weekend away shagging

→ yn_alonso and thank you for that, daniel. you’re both off my christmas card list 

→ landonorris wait, no. we’ve not met baby girl yet!

user excuse me, is he trying to sneak in a whole extra child?

→ user we didn't even know she was pregnant!

→ user clearly y/n loves dad nando as much as we do 😏

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Requests are open. Carlos Sainz has joined the mix

[f4ggydog]

as a northern bitch, i'm agreeing with 🇬🇧 anon. you can be an honorary northern, because we're so much cooler and better than the south. big up north.

omg I get my British license and my certified British card now? I feel so honored! (Even tho I low-key make fun of u guys sometimes sorry it’s all in good faith) but for now on I will only make fun of the southern Brits in ur honor

[milligramspoison]

🌎 OPERATION HOT CHIMP

For TOO LONG the DD fandom has been in shambles, ppl arguing spreading misinfo, straying from the original concept etc. Remember when we were supposed to make Nananana the most viewed video on Youtube, yea that didnt pan out did it.

Well I believe i have a solution....🤯🤯

July 26 is going to be a WORLD WIDE DANGER DAYS BLAST. We're going to post fics, hcs, art, cosplays, vids etc to show ppl that were back with a force. 💥🙌

Im setting some ground rules for this content and all DD content going forward. ive thought about them for a while and i think theyre fair. new rules for OPERATION HOT CHIMP are as follows,

🦍 No sayin you wanna fuck Tommy chow/lo mein, witch or that clown guy

🦍 Vayas not going to fuck you either so just let that one rest

🦍 OCs are fine but no more crossovers. i dont think sherlocks gonn show up in the zones to say "hmmmm i have a mystery for...............PARTY POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

🦍 OC names can only have 2 words, noone cares how many dracks Toxic Orgy Bomb Shit Chromatic Biscuits Pie has killed

🦍 Tbh OC names should be more original in general, theyve all got named like Titty Detonator, for exmaple mines called Ricky Bobby (my fav will ferell movie), its laid back, funny movie reference etc also hes a racecar driver like the real Ricky bobby

🦍 Dr. Death Defyings real name is not "Steve." Its charles

🦍 Power Pup is made from DOG FOOD not "grinded up exterminators"

🦍 No more sayin Kobra kid is 🇬🇧british. Tbh the royals probably died in the wars, and thats a huge part of the "Being british package"

🦍 If you write/draw stuff about the four you HAVE to include the girl. "i dont like her shes boring" idc, the girl is the center of dd, she keeps fun ghoul from doin stupid stuff like sticking his dick in the mailbox and yellin "FORGIVE THIS BITCH"

Rn ppl outside the dd fandom make fun of us, sayin "haha its the wierd sewer of the mcrmy."

Thats bc they see the DD fandom as 💥💥💣🤮🙄🙄😑😐💣 But with OPERATION HOT CHIMP, i know we can turn it into 💿💃🍡🦍👈⛽🍆🤯🛴💰🗿

Call it CODENAME GORILLA when your around non-DD ppl (normies). We're going to blow their minds with the biggest blast the MCRmy has ever seen🤯🤯 July 26, write it down 📝

No this is not a joke....someone needs to straighten things up around here....might as well be me🤌

As Ricky Bobby said shake....and BAKE🤛

This was a very fun ask to read 😭

Anon idk who you are but I fucking love your spirit and enthusiasm