#bug/bugs. byte/bytes or bite/bites.

[starryy-ships]

ive got to tell daemon about neos

[rainbyte]

{ Spoilers for the Welcome Home update! }

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I thought it would be funny to sketch what Wally was up to in the bug clips- since they all seem to be in his pov!

See the tags for my theory ramblings ^^

[revelboo]

Thanks to you and other people, I now have a BLOKEES addiction and have so many BLOKEES while I sit here waiting for the next Defender Wave with Roddi and Shockwave (and most importantly, Soundwave with his favorite children). Just for that, you get a picture of my recent purchase of the Galaxy 07 Transformers One Wave two figures

~~and my undying wish and prayer that they make a blurr figure soon. I want my speedy boi~~

Ahhh! Mine arrived today, too! 💕

Hot To Go! Pt 1

Blurr x Reader

• Venting as Waspinator and Sky Byte begin loudly complaining about bots with organic altmodes being discriminated against, Blurr makes a note to cut the two of them off. Doubts Waspinator is overenergized enough to actually cause a problem, but Sky Byte isn’t as intimidated by everything as Waspinator is. They’ll either start something or just start singing karaoke. Which is as likely to start a brawl as anything else since neither one of them should ever be allowed to try to sing except as a means of psychological torture.

• Turning, he begins mixing a drink for Tankor, listening to the noise of the bar around him. Everything so slow after the war that it still doesn’t seem real, feels like he’s the only one at speed, the world around him standing still until he’s forced to slow down, too. No war, no danger. He’s proud of this place, but sometimes he thinks about racing again. About that sizzle of excitement and danger. Pushing himself past his limits to prove he’s the fastest. Knows there’s been talk about reinstating the Iacon 500, but there’s just as many against it as for it. Anything that’s too much a reminder of before, of something the Senate sponsored or approved of, makes everyone uneasy. Everyone finding a new normal and some wanting to go back to the way things had been, tensions high and only getting worse every day.

• Pain shreds you apart, eviscerating you alive until you can’t even scream. One moment driving, the next, agony so intense you can’t think, can’t breathe. And when that bright rending abruptly ends, you plop underwater and you really can’t breathe. Kicking to the surface, coughing and spitting, because this isn’t water, it’s viscous and glowing. Throwing your arms against the side of whatever you’re swimming in, you scrub at your burning eyes. And stare up at a big, blue robotic monster.

• Frozen, staring at the impossible little organic swimming in Tankor’s drink, Blurr glances at his nearest patron to see if you’re just a hallucination. No, Waspinator is gaping at you, mandibles spreading slightly. And you look at him, right in the optics with uncanny intelligence and your little face is so eerily Cybertronian. Watches you look around slowly, mouth trembling right before you screech at processor scrambling decibels. Shoving away from the edge of the glass and going under again, flailing and coughing when you resurface. “Everyone’s seeing this? Not just me? Good,” he mutters, dipping his servos into the glass to fish you out. And you weigh nothing as your terrified sputtering resolves into frightened chirping. You’re warm against his servos, little heart racing. What are you and where did you just come from? “Anybody know if organics teleport?” He asks and Sky Byte just shakes his head, mystified. ‘I’m not drinking something some nasty organic’s been soaking in,’ Tankor growls and he ignores the other mech, gently depositing you on his bar rag and he immediately has to catch you when you try to run straight off the edge of the bar in your terror.

• There’s giant, growling monsters everywhere. Pushing and squirming to try and get out of the blue one’s grip, you lean away when he grabs a rag and starts patting you dry, growling to a horrifying bug monster. Is the one sitting beside him a robot shark? Maybe you’re having a mental breakdown. Or dreaming. But you can taste the bite of whatever that glowing stuff you fell in was, smell the faintly metallic spice of the monster holding you and feel the warmth of his big hand. And you’re not that creative, your dreams never this detailed. Gasping as you’re lifted up to the blue robot’s face, listening his rough growling, you whimper. Because this can’t be real. He can’t be real. Realizing you’re chanting that, whispering ‘this isn’t real’ over and over as your heart races.

They’re making friends

[acaplaya-musings]

Voiceplay Visuals - Party Of Your Lifetime

Man I'm so happy to have one more video to visually dissect and delve into before the year ends! I really do enjoy making these posts!

VoicePlay's cover of Party Of Your Lifetime was released on the 13th of December, 2024 (or the 14th of December if you live somewhere like New Zealand, or Australia like myself). This was done in collaboration with the developers of the videogame Warframe, who reached out to VoicePlay after seeing and loving their cover of Sleeping In The Cold Below, another Warframe song. This song, however, is not a space shanty like SitCB was, but instead a song "performed" by the in-universe 90s-style boy band "On Lyne", whom VoicePlay are basically portraying for this video!

Many other things to say, (and if you wanna wanna hear my thoughts on just the vocals/arrangement/music, go HERE), but it's time for me to rewatch the video and start grabbing screenshots! Lets Get Into This!

I wasn't prepared for the "ad" at the start, ngl 😂

(Also in case you don't know the On Lyne band members, Geoff is Zeke (and Zeke is Geoff), Eli is Packet, Layne is Harddrive, Omar is DJ RoM, and Cesar is Drillbit)

"BIG BYTES PIZZAAAA!" (god they're such dorks, I love them)

Actually I might as well spend a bit of time talking about their clothing now, since there's gonna be even more costuming (and makeup) stuff to talk about quite shortly.

Geoff is wearing a key around his neck again! (Idk whether it's got any story significance or just meant to be a 90s fashion thing, but this is like the third or fourth time Geoff has worn a key necklace for a video if you count both VoicePlay's channel and his). Eli's got glasses on again! (First time since 2022 if you don't count Jingle Bell Rock or the Jump In The Line Mini). Also I like Cesar's necklace! (It's part of the character look)

(Also I kinda love the "a memory in every byte/bite" tagline)

I'm a little sad that the CDs they're using have the original On Lyne visual graphics, i.e. before Zeke's design got updated (to look more like Geoff), but oh well.

...I'm Sure It's Fine. Nothing to worry about, guys!

(Also fun fact: part of that was done in editing of course, but part of that was also just done by Kathy off to the side flicking the light switch off and on again! 😆)

Now we get to the bit that was seen in the teaser video! (And man I hope I don't hit image limit!)

It does bug me just a tiny bit that there are four spotlights in the back and not five, but oh well, teensy nitpick, it's not really that big of a deal.

Actually, while I'm talking about lights, I gotta shoutout Eli as usual, but also a guy by the name of Anthony Baldwin for both working on lighting design!

Lights up! I'll get to costuming again in a moment, but let's talk about set design!

I didn't actually fully register it until I was watching the BTS, but the floor is wet! (Or like a thin layer of water mopped over it anyway). Like with VP's Running Up That Hill video, it gives a cool (and even creepy/otherworldly) vibe to the scene thanks to the reflection effect, but I guess it also helps with some of the footwork, like doing easy spins and stuff (but be careful not to slip!)

There's also empty pizza boxes strewn around (shoutout to Kathy for doing a lot of work with those!), and there's even a metal lighting rig(?) thing at the back left of the shot that's tipped over in a way that implies that stuff has been wrecked!

(Oh boy getting clear screenshots from this is gonna be a Challenge huh).

Okay so like all of the guys' outfits are visibly dirtier and "tattier" than they were in the intro clip (more indication of whatever infection/infestation they've fallen victim to). But like while the others have clothes that are like moth-eaten, or have small holes, or rips in the hem and sleeves and stuff, Mister Geoffrey Castellucci has now had his shirt ripped open all the way down to his midriff/stomach area. I literally had to pause a couple of times to be like "wait are my eyes deceiving me?" No. No they were not. (definitely a "new record" for a YouTube video!)

Anyway the design thing on his forehead is cool, if you look past the fact that it makes it look like he's got no eyebrows!

Oooh I like this shot. Also maybe the four background spotlights are alright after all without needing a fifth.

This video was directed by both Layne and Tony (Tony helped out a lot with choreography and stage direction during the shoot), and Layne also did the arrangement for this one (though Eli is also credited with "additional arranging", funnily enough)

Even when infected/infested, Cesar continues to slay! Love the lipstick, love the fishnet arm thing! Also his left eye looks kinda purple in this shot and I'm guessing it's just the lighting, but it could be a contact lens, idk

Look how cool Eli looks! He had a relatively simple outfit compared to the other guys, but I guess that just means more to work with for the "post-transformation" stage! Look at the things on his shirt! (Claws? Plant tendrils? Alien things? Idk!) And the designs on his head!

Here's where I give credit where credit is due to Rick Underwood and Renette Feren, but also a woman named Jacqueline Coleman, as all three of them helped with makeup and prosthetics for this one! And of course Rick and Renette always do a stunning job.

The very first hint that any of us got pertaining to what VoicePlay was up to was when Omar posted on his Insta story when he was getting this makeup/face stuff put on him! Some people thought it looked kinda dragon-y, and yeah it still does! Like half a face of dragon scales! Cool!

Cool brief black-and-white "glitch" with distortion effect!

Okay but why does that picture low-key have such a vibe to it honestly

And can't forget a couple shots of Layne! He's got a kinda sorta "dragon-scales" thing on his face too, but yellow and wrapping from one cheek to another, up over his forehead (and blocking his eyebrows like with Geoff's face thing)

Oh I like that shot actually

(He's not getting a "he's so pretty" for this one, but I will give a heart emoji! 💜)

"DJ spins the track!"

Eli going over to Layne as Layne imitates being a "disc jockey" and doing the kinda record-scratch movements was honestly kinda cute? Also funny because the "DJ" of the group is DJ RoM, who's being portrayed by Omar, but of course Layne is your best bet for being able to make all those turntable noises by himself!

Omar does a very smooth spin on "the boys are in sync...", and in fact you can briefly see a bit of water 'splash' out from his feet as he does so!

A better shot of the side of Cesar's face! Also lighting colour change for the bridge(?) section!

Omar still has his portable CD player that he had in the intro clip, love that.

Also this is a better shot of some of the dirt, rips, and tears in some of the guys' clothing (but no one got a super low v-neck except Geoff, pfft)

...Alright fine, he's so pretty!!

I guess once you've seen videos like Thriller and Classical Chaos and Kidnap The Sandy Claws and stuff, makeup looks like this really aren't too hard to "get used to". (Also is it weird of me to say that the yellow-green stuff on his forehead kinda brings out his eyes a little bit?)

(And I can tell by the glimpse of the two necklace chains I see here that Geoff is, as always, still wearing the necklace that he always wears as well as the key necklace! <3)

Okay that's definitely a coloured contact lens

Does this count as an old-timey video effect? I think it does - I'm gonna have to start a running tally for VoicePlay videos honestly (and/or an idea for a new screenshot compilation maybe?)

Wait is Geoff doing air bass guitar?

And the screen closes back in for the end pose! (Also rip Geoff being the one most in shadow)

And that's Party Of Your Lifetime! Honestly it's just a really fun video with a really upbeat, energetic song, and I'm so happy for VoicePlay that they got this cool opportunity! They deserve all the recognition and more!

Got plenty more stuff lined up for this blog before Christmas, but in terms of visual analysis, that's it till January at earliest! Until next time!

[sleepiestbahs]

could we get a masc , nonhuman creature , possibly based off monster energy drinks && 2000s sceneemo aesthetic ? :3 ,

uuh .. preferably rem with chamomile and lavender tea :D ,

also i love the theme XD , reminds me of myself cause i be a very sleepy loser X3 ,

— 💤🐾 / sleepy paws anon ,

I&'m glad you like the theme so much! we are also very sleepy so we thought it fit

also I& hope you like the pack, we admittedly had a little trouble finding transids but h!! can always find new one's that x3 likes once thxy form. and don't forget if anything doesn't fit you are more than free to change anything and everything in the pack!!

names: neo, neon, acid, adder, rex, zane, axel, toxic, rave, procyon, dex, blade, roux, vesper, checkerz, kandiz, spike, 

pronouns: h!!/h!!m, th!!y/th!!m, hx/hxm, thxy/thxm, kan/kandi, hy/hyp, hy/hype, XD/XDs, :3/:3s, >_</>_<s, x3/x3s, ne/neon, aci/acid, zom/zombs, zi/zim, ki/kit, glo/gloom, raw/rawr, ske/ske, grr/grrs, purr/purrs, claw/clawz, mon/monsters, ze/zem, ze/zer, xey/xem, awe/awesome, ay/aym, bark/barks, bi/bim, bite/bites, black/blacks, blood/bloods, bone/bones, bow/bows, brace/bracelest, bright/brights, by/byte, cat/cats, cata/catatonic, ce/cer, check/checkereds, cut/cuts, dead/deads, death/deaths, die/dies, dino/dinos, emo/emo, emo/emoticons, epic/epics chem/chems

roles: energetic member, socializer, delight, jokestar

orientation: eros gay, floric, cupiosexual, orchidromantic, 

gender: hyperboy, monstereneromic, monsterenergygender, monsterenergic, scenemaxxed, batteryacidgender, hyperscene, scenething, scenix, plurgender, monstergender

age: 19

species: sparkledog kenomimi

source: none

sign-off: 🌈,🦖, 🌟,🔪 (or any combo)

likes: monster energy drinks, invader zim, bright and dark color combos, old internet graphics

dislikes: bugs, media censorship, tea and coffee

typing quirk: a=4,e=3, i=!,l=1, o=0s=2, t=7 and r, v, w, x, y, z are always capital, “7h!2 !2 4m4Z!ng, ! 10V3 !7!!!”

interests: modern alt fashion, 2000s scenemo music, digimon digital pets

kins: party conceptkin

aesthetic: 2000s scenemo

add-ons under the cut!

lavender tea

cisids: sparkledog kenomimi, rainbow hair/fur, monster energy addict

transids: trans2000s, permascenemo, scemocoage, scenebodic, permakandi

chamomile tea/paras: 🗺️, 🐾, ⚰️, 🦖, 🍬, 💧, 😱, 🥄4���🥄

[worrywrite]

Night night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bug byte.

Wait, why did you say "bite" like that?

Like what?

Like you just said.

I said byte.

Yes. Like that.

No reason.

-Deep sigh.-

--waits for the door to close--

There's a listening device attached to my bed isn't there.

*From the other side of the door* heck.

[sillyidol]

maybe vampire/demon/malware titles, names, and pronouns?

( see : O1 )

VAMPIRE ﾉ DEMON ﾉ MALWARE 。 ♥︎

NAMES 〜 ୨୧

mischief , belladonna , lucifer , valerie , ai , virus , flicker , glitch , vex , programme , byte , cyber , echo , virette , haunt , scar , guts , coraline , irene , vinnie , felix , daffodil , raven , ivy , salem , spectre , hex , boolean

PRONOUNS 〜 ୨୧

vamp / vamps , fang / fangs , bite / bites , ix / ixs , hex / hexs , x / xs , dusk / dusks , sin / sins , claw / claws , glitch / glitchs , ai / ais , byte / bytes , bug / bugs , static / statics , beep / boop , .exe / .exes , vil / vils

TITLES 〜 ୨୧

the virus , the coder , the hacker , the vampiric one , the line of code , he who is of code , the villain ﾉ villainess , the one of the night , the vampire from hell , the computer bug , the glitchy one

all pronouns in titles may be swapped for other pronouns ! ( eg. he who is of code -> she who is of code , vae who is of code , vamp who is of code , etc )

[aeonmagnus]

[neopronounsmybelovaed]

Neopronouns- Full List

All of the neopronouns found on the survey. All of them.

Part one under the cut

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:)/:)

:]/:]s

:0/:0s

:3/:3/:3s/:3s/:3self

‼️/‼️self

!?/!?self

?!/?!s

?/?

?/??

..°̸͙͊͘ /..°̸͙͊͘

.doc/.doc/.docs/.docs/.docself

.exe/.exe

₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎/₍ᐢ.ˬ.⑅ᐢ₎

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be/berry

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berry/berries

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brack/bracken

brain/brains

bread/breadself

breeze/breeze

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bright/brightself

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[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Can I request a Spamton X F!Reader where Spamton has a bake sale in his dumpster selling moldy cupcakes and such, so the reader teaches him how to bake cupcakes?-Art anon

"YOU! Light n eR! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE MY [First Customer] OF THE DAY?!! YOU MUST BE DYING OF STARVATION! TRY MY SPECIL [Byte-Sized Cupcake] NOW! TAKES ONLY EIGHT BITES TO FINISH AND IMPROVES YOUR [Internet Speed]! [Side Effects Include Nausea and Loss of Appetite]."

"Oh goodie, another vendor." You strapped your weapon to your back as you looked at the poorly-made booth, which surrounded the dumpster. A banner hanged loosely above it, reading "SPAMTON'S B@KE S@LE" with a picture of Spamton--ripped off of one of the old posters around the city and plastered onto it.

You've visited bake sales in the Card Dark World. Simple, but clean and organized as opposed to this incredibly sketchy booth. The metal scraps and poles used were rusted and looked very unstable.

You accepted the free cupcake anyway and gazed at it for a moment. It was tiny, fitting between your thumb and index finger, covered in goopy blue frosting with a WIFI symbol topping it, which was....covered in molds.

Any sane person would immediately throw it away.

But you didn't wanna be rude since he did give it to you for free and you were apparently his first customer.

So you sucked it up and took a bite.

At first it wasn't too bad...until the eighth bite.

*Bad choice. Your HP was halved!

'Ouch..I don't think I'm gonna recover from that for a while..' You grunted as you held your stomach for a moment, waiting for the discomfort to pass.

"OH I'M SORRY YOU'RE NOT [Customer Satisfaction Guaranteed], LITTLE SPONGE!" Spamton observed. "AS AN APOLOGY FOR YOUR [Unpleasant Experience], CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A BURNED CD BAGEL INSTEAD? BETTER THAN THE CRAP THOSE [Three Stooges] ROBOTS SELL, THAT'S FOR SURE!!"

Sure enough, the "burned cd bagel" looked exactly like a regular cd bagel, but burnt around the edges. And when you hesitantly tried it you heard your favorite music genre in a distorted tone, with different pitches and static overlay.

*All your HP was restored

'Thank god.'

"Okay...that one was better."

"GREAT!! THAT'LL BE $264627563 KROMER!"

"....are you shitting me? You gave them away for free."

"AH, NO I DIDN'T!" Spamton cheekily wagged his finger at you with a much wider grin. "I NEVER NAMED THE PRICE! YOU JUST TOOK 'EM WITHOUT QUESTIONING ME! WHATDYA THINK THIS IS?! A [Free Sample Shop] DOWN THE STREET?!"

You probably should've known better than to blindly trust this guy to give away free food. Hell, "spam" was in his name. That should've been an obvious red flag. Now you were stuck wondering how on earth you could repay him...you don't think it's physically possible to carry that much money anyway.

Though as you looked at his booth, and the way he was dressed in such messy clothes and had splotches of dirt all over his porcelain face, you realized he probably wasn't doing this with malicious intent.

He was struggling. And considering the old posters of his face, you deduced that he was popular and successful at one time and..for whatever reason his life went downhill, leading to him selling unwanted garbage and ripoffs of actual edible food.

This was desperation.

But as you thought of his food, you remembered your hobby as a baker back in the Light World. You accidentally entered this Dark World when you visited the Librarby to look for new cookbooks, and figured out how this place worked pretty fast with battles and such.

So...maybe there's another way you can repay him.

"You're right, I shouldn't have assumed that. But what if...I made a deal with you?"

Spamton's eyes seemed to bug out as he sprang up, gripping the dumpster's edge with eagerness. "A DEAL?? WHATDYA HAVE IN MIND?"

"I'm a baker in my free time so..how about I repay you by showing you how to bake?"

"............"

"Uh..I mean your food is impressive presentation-wise. I can see the appeal. But I can help you improve their quality and taste."

"LISTEN, I'M A SALESMAN, NOT A [Betty Crocker] WANNABE." He scoffed with a slight frown. "NOW WHAT'S YOUR PREFERRED [Method Of Payment]? CASH? CARD? CHECK? [Hyperlink Blocked]? DEBIT? CRED-"

"I can help you sell them to customers better. That's the point." You clarified, hoping he'd understand.

"....WELL WHY DIDN'T YA SAY SO?!!" He laughed after a brief pause. "I'LL TAKE THE DEAL! SINCE YOU'RE SUCH A [Charming Ladies Near You], YOUR DEBT WILL BE FORGIVEN-!"

But as Spamton tried jumping out of the dumpster, he accidentally hit his head on the sign. This set off a chain reaction that ended with the entire booth crashing down on top of him.

"...ow.."

"Oh jeez! Are you okay?" You blurted out despite knowing the obvious answer, removing the rubble to find the poor robotic puppet trapped underneath. You took off the poster that covered his face, seeing his glasses go dark.

"I'm no construction worker but..I'll help you make your booth look more presentable, too." Picking him up, you gently lifted him out of the dumpster and set him on the ground.

The color returned to his glasses as he smiled up at you, dusting off his suit. "THANKS, LIGHT ner!"

You just returned the smile and set off for your temporary home in this world, with Spamton following closely behind.

But in the end, even with the improved recipe for byte-sized cupcakes (and the now reasonable prices), he refused to relocate his shop to any busy parts of the city. He preferred to stay in the trash zone or in hidden alleys away from the people. Only a few Maus purchased his desserts, and they complained about the lack of cheese ingredients.

You thought he needed help working his way up; that's why you agreed to help him to begin with. So to see him stay at the same place where you first met him made you feel like he scammed you again.

But when you questioned him, he admitted to scamming you...for your kindness rather than money.

He went on to explain how you're the only Lightner to give him a chance, and he latched onto you, wanting to spend quality time with you. He enjoyed learning to bake and building a new booth with you even though he didn't care much about succeeding at his bake sales.

After that, well..you couldn't be mad at him anymore.

Why should you be? You got a new friend out of this experience and finally got to teach someone about your passion for baking.

It's a win-win.

[antonymphdraws]

From the internet, Here comes Viris! (And yes I know her first name is similar to Iris Clops, shush /nm /lh) 

Viris Wideweb

Daughter of The Spyder

Parent

The Spyder

Age

16

Killer Style

Y2K and Glitchcore fashion! I mean, being what I am, it only makes sense I'd look like I came straight from the screen.

Freaky Flaw

Well...How do I put it? Sometimes I get so engrossed in something that I forget to do more important things. Like I sometimes stay up too late working on my writing and I regret it the next day. I also sometimes sorta maybe...fight with others over "trivial things", I'm very passionate about lots of stuff.

Pet

One day I found this moth in my computer case, I named her Nimda! Thank goodness I only got a literal computer bug instead of the usual one.

Favorite Activity

When I'm not at school, I'm on the web! You can find me watching videos on Bootube, writing stories about my favorite shows, or editing stuff on wikis. What can I say, there's lots of things one can do on the net.

Pet Peeve

When the power or website goes down, even for a few minutes, it can feel like the apocalypse to me! Especially when I'm working on something and forget to save, it's my worst nightmare.

Favorite Subject

Computer Lab, naturally. Although a lot of my peers and I are aware of how the internet works, it's good to get a refresher. Creative Writing is a very close second.

Least Favorite Subject

You know, I'm not a big fan of Debate. Don't get me wrong, I will defend my opinions like my unlife depended on it. But being forced to pick a side as part of an assignment is a whole different story.

Favorite Colors

I adore neon colors! My top three colors would be Blue, Green, Pink.

Favorite Food

I like to take a "byte" outta chips (not the computer kind). Best flavors are Sour Scream and Onion and Salt and Vinegrrr. For drinks, I enjoy Code Red soda.

Friends

Richard Blackview (OC)

Ghoulia Yelps

Elle Eedee

Kjersti Trollsonn

Abilities

Techno-Screen Teleportation

Similar to Marty's ability to teleport via mirrors, Viris can transport herself from one technological screen (computers, tablets, TVs, etc) to the next.

Amnesia Inducement

Like her parent, Viris can bite someone to give them amnesia. However, unlike her parent, it's immediate and only works for a small length of memory (the most recent ones).

Technological Possession

As a computer virus, she is able to inhabit and manipulate technology from the inside, as long as said technology is on and there is no/a weak antivirus.

Wall Climbing

She can climb walls via her tentacles.

Skillset

Computer Literacy

Viris is very knowledge about computers, technology, and the internet. Thus Computer Lab is her favorite class.

Writing

She has been known to write fanfiction about her favorite shows and video gamer under the internet username "Web-Crawler33"

Debate

Viris has been known for debating things with others, however it seems to only be about things she's passionate in, as she dislikes Debate class for being forced to debate topics, rather than out of genuine love/hatred for something.

Personality

Viris is one intelligent, confident, tech savvy ghoul, having knowledge in many aspects of the internet and technology as a whole, and she is eager to spread said knowledge with others. She is very passionate about her favorite things and isn't afraid to let others know it. She is pretty creative too, as she enjoys writing stories about her favorite characters.

However, she is rather opinionated about many things, often acting as if her opinions are the end all be all and that differentiating opinions are undeniably wrong. This makes her prone to arguing with others over "trivial" things. She can also find herself easilly engrossed in an activity to the point of engaging in bad habits such as staying up too late or forgetting chores.

Trivia/Additional Information

Viris's first name is a pun of "Virus" and the name "Iris", while her last name "Wideweb" is a referenced to "The World Wide Web".

Viris's pet, Nimda is a reference to the world's first computer bug, where Dr. Grace Hopper found a moth in the Mark II computer's hardware. She is also named after the Nimda virus.

Her birthday is February 24th. The month comes from the release of "It Came From The Internet!", the book the Spyder debuted in. The day comes from the day the first Macintosh computer was introduced to the public (January 24th). This makes her a Pisces.

Her internet username is "WebCrawler33". Which is referencing both what the Spyder is referred as (a "web crawler") in the above mentioned book, as well as the book's series number, being the 33rd book of the Give Yourself Goosebumps series.

Her headcanon voice actress is Shelby Rabara, who voiced Peridot from Steven Universe.

[austinwehaveaproblem]

You have the coolest fucking pronouns (/gen)

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!111112 i am going to put All of my pronouns under the cut just for funsies now

it/it/its/its/itself

he/him/his/his/himself

fang/fang/fangs/fangs/fangself

pup/pup/pups/pups/pupself

swarm/swarm/swarms/swarms/swarmself

bug/bug/bugs/bugs/bugself

ioh/ioh/iohs/iohs/iohself

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glow/glow/glows/glows/glowself

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byte/byte/bytes/bytes/byteself

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xe/xir/xir/xirs/xirself

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paw/paw/paws/paws/pawself

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null/null/nulls/nulls/nullself

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cd/cd/cd/cds/cdself

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gore/gore/gores/gores/goreself

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one/one/ones/ones/oneself

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hum/hum/hums/hums/humself

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cringe/cringe/cringes/cringes/cringeself

grave/grave/graves/graves/graveself

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candy/candy/candys/candys/candyself

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tai/tai/tais/tais/taiself

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nine/nine/nine/nines/nineself

sparkle/sparkle/sparkles/sparkles/sparkleself

blur/blur/blurs/blurs/blurself

html/html/htmls/htmls/htmlself

pdf/pdf/pdfs/pdfs/pdfself

disc/disc/disc/discs/discself

angel/angel/angels/angels/angelself

hug/hug/hugs/hugs/hugself

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kiss/kiss/kiss'/kiss'/kissself

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snitch/snitch/snitches/snitches/snitchself

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wind/wind/winds/winds/windself

strange/strange/stranges/stranges/strangeself

night/night/nights/nights/nightself

blue/blue/blues/blues/blueself

love/love/loves/loves/loveself

hound/hound/hounds/hounds/houndself

xo/xo/xos/xos/xoself

tune/tune/tunes/tunes/tuneself

beat/beat/beats/beats/beatself

myth/myth/myths/myths/mythself

gloom/gloom/glooms/glooms/gloomself

doe/doe/does/does/doeself

fluff/fluff/fluffs/fluffs/fluffself

jinx/jinx/jinxs/jinxs/jinxself

fawn/fawn/fawns/fawns/fawnself

cobra/cobra/cobras/cobras/cobraself

star/star/stars/stars/starself

dial/dial/dials/dials/dialself

glitch/glitch/glitchs/glitchs/glitchself

rad/rad/rads/rads/radself

pop/pop/pops/pops/popself

dusk/dusk/dusks/dusks/duskself

chomp/chomp/chomps/chomps/chompself

nom/nom/noms/noms/nomself

key/key/keys/keys/keyself

spark/spark/sparks/sparks/sparkself

spell/spell/spells/spells/spellself

click/click/clicks/clicks/clickself

dino/dino/dinos/dinos/dinoself

echo/echo/echos/echos/echoself

fade/fade/fades/fades/fadeself

fog/fog/fogs/fogs/fogself

fun/fun/funs/funs/funself

halo/halo/halos/halos/haloself

rex/rex/rexs/rexs/rexself

trance/trance/trances/trances/tranceself

daze/daze/dazes/dazes/dazeself

zap/zap/zaps/zaps/zapself

doom/doom/dooms/dooms/doomself

boink/boink/boink/boinks/boinkself

[mogai-headcanons]

Mangle from Five Nights at Freddy’s is an autistic polyamflexible hiddenromantic greyromantic arospec arospike amicustrixenromantic neuroaromantic cupioflux abrosexual bi gay lesbian xenic overfemme nonbinary demibigender genderfaer algofluid contragender genderfluix gendersaros pangender midambonec neutrinogender genderfuck femigec proxangi ceteroneutral abrogender genderqueer gengender manglegender goregender pinkgender gendercute acidgender gurogender skelogender agenderflux agenderqueer kidcoric catgender orientationgender horrorcoric nonpuellera epiceneflux agingue cursedcoric horrorgender viralgender antheic femmegender dollcoric entitygender tenebranine dubiucine demifemipraes deathcute femspecere mascspecere argogender genderclipping lolitagender ambigue termcollector with PTSD, OSDD-1A, anxiety, ADHD, BPD, and agoraphobia who uses he/him, she/her, they/them, it/its, gore/gores, gut/guts, blood/bloods, dea/death, bite/bites, blee/bleed, kill/kills, gu/guro, grim/grims, belle/belles, cu/cutie, aro/aros, blood/bloody, kit/kits, xe/xyr, sy/syr, tear/tears, bro/broken, find/found, weird/weirds, dream/dreams, bea/beau, punch/punchs, tap/taps, pink/pinks, gri/grim, rat/rats, do/doll, fae/faer, chem/chems, toxi/toxic, cor/corpse, xe/xem, red/reds, tee/teeth, fang/fangs, drip/drop, haunt/haunts, 💀/💀s, ⛓/⛓s, 🔥/🔥s, 💣/💣s, 🔪/🔪s, 🎈/🎈s, 🎀/🎀s, 🎁/🎁s, ☠️/☠️s, 🦇/🦇s, 🎞️/🎞️s, 🕸️/🕸️s, 🌺/🌺s, 🌷/🌷s, 💐/💐s, 🌸/🌸s, ✂️/✂️s, 💉/💉s, 🩸/🩸s, 💊/💊s, 🩹/🩹s, 🧷/🧷s, 🧪/🧪s, 🌡️/🌡️s, 🗡️/🗡️s, 🌈/🌈s, 🎇/🎇s, 🏳️‍⚧️/🏳️‍⚧️s, 🍽️/🍽️s, 🍴/🍴s, ☢️/☢️s, ☣️/☣️s, and 🖕/🖕s pronouns, and it prefers if multiple of gores pronouns are used in the same sentence with as much variation as possible!

Xe’s in a QPR with Lolbit, a selectively mute autistic monofrayplatonic omniqueerplatonc amorplatonic akoiromantic casssexual mercsexual mascsexual nonbinary agender genderqueer abinary maverique genderfluid polygender clusterique genderflor neutrangi webcoric technogender videogender glitchcoric cybergender pantechnicum emojigender emoticongender wirelessgender gendercute voidfluid whatevergender erroricine genderglitched gendertech netqueer staticgender cutecoric scenecoric scenegender pringender genderwarp gynosumic 1337gender deepwebgender codegender neutrenby blurigender digigender spotgender deathcute catgender pupgender enbycute catcoric errorgender cisvenient peraverique autogender animatronic with ADHD, PTSD, hypersexuality, and bipolar disorder who uses leet/leets, 1337/13375, lol/lols, rofl/rofls, nya/nyan, buzz/buzz, it/its, gli/glitch, bug/bugs, tech/techs, pix/el, bit/bits, .exe/.exe, xy/xyr, mal/function, death/deaths, kit/kitty, kit/kits, cy/ber, de/demon, zi/zir, comp/compute, scroll/scrolls, click/clicks, tech/techno, acid/acids, wire/wires, fae/faer, dy/dyr, bo/bots, byte/bytes, ge/gear, robo/robos, wy/wyr, vir/virtual, batt/battery, g̴l̶i̵/g̴l̶i̵t̷c̸h̸, 🍬/🍬s, 🔊/🔊s, 📢/📢s, 📱/📱s, 🧨/🧨s, 🎭/🎭s, 📧/📧s, ⚙️/⚙️s, ⛓️/⛓️s, 🐾/🐾s, ⌚/⌚s, ⏰/⏰s, 🌡️/🌡️s, 📻/📻s, 🔋/🔋s, 🔌/🔌s, 💻/💻s, 🖥️/🖥️s, ⌨️/⌨️s, and 🖱️/🖱️s pronouns!

[glammeowth]

Pokemon Designs Based on All Tomorrows

A friend of mine and I came up with the idea to create some fake pokemon based on All Tomorrows. I only did these two for now, but if there's enough interest I might design some more. Part of the concept is that these would be essentially ultra beasts from the future. After all, it is canon that humans are just evolved pokemon, so if the qu were to invade the pokemon world it would make sense for the trainers to become pokemon once more. Another idea we had was that the posthumans come back in time as trainers, but you can evolve into them using a specific item

Triglobyte - Bug/Ground - (Trigonometry + byte/bite + troglodyte) The planet the Qu left these Pokémon was mostly an arid desert, though the vibrant pink sand was full of nutritionally rich minerals. These Pokémon survive largely off of these minerals, though some of the larger Triglobytes have been seen devouring smaller ones. They use their antenna to detect movement in the ground, and are able to turn at sharp 90 degree angles thanks to their segmented bodies to either catch some food or avoid being eaten. Trainers from the present often confuse its cries for video game sound effects, as its natural voice produces squarewaves.

Nororboros - Dragon/Ground - (Nor + Or + Ouroboros) After millions of years, food sources became scarce, and the Triglobytes had to adapt in order to survive. Only the smartest and the fastest were able to make it, eventually becoming the most efficient scavengers in their desert environment. The Nororboros are experts at navigating tight spaces, and can change direction on a moment's notice. By the time these Pokémon had regained sentience and civilization, they had developed a culture around these tight crawlspaces. They listen to music through vibrations in the ground using their whiskers, and due to their unique vocal cords, much of it sounds like chip-tune. Nororboros trainers from the future have been sighted occasionally, and although they seem quite friendly, they seem quite hesitant to explain exactly why they have returned to the present.

These pokemon were a blast to make! I really liked incorporating design elements from the nokia snake game, as well as squarewaves in audio. It would have been easy to just draw the humans as pokemon and call it a day, but I tried to take inspiration from the original designs. All we really know about the worms is that they crawl around and sometimes eat each other. What we know about the snakes is that they vibe to music, live similarly to us, and have tight living spaces. I figured it was perfect. They are also partially based on AI learning how to optimize the nokia snake game, and I threw in a Roko's Basilisk reference for good measure. Hope ya'll like them!

[dal3ks]

the interview

pairing: tony stark x female reader 

word count: 1.8k

warnings: none! just a little bit of cursing and teasing! some flirting! 

"so ms. (y/l/n), i have a new assignment for you," your boss slid you a manila folder, "i need you to conduct an interview for me. preferably recorded. it needs to be in my office tomorrow at eleven a.m., no later."

you stared at the folder, opening it slowly. once you read the name of the individual you were supposed to interview, your jaw dropped, "but getting an interview with tony stark is practically impossible! he's a multimillionaire with much better things to do!"

"and that is precisely why i need you to interview him," your boss cleared his throat, "it is extremely difficult to get time with such a prestige man, but, i do have the interview already scheduled for you. unfortunately, i have to run home early today to pick up my daughter from daycare. i do have faith in you, (y/n). you're a fantastic journalist. your last article about spider-man was not only inspirational, but very thought provoking."

"you're just throwing this assignment in my lap because i mainly write about modern superheroes," you grimaced, "spider-man was a fifteen year old boy. he was a breeze. this time around it's an asshole in his thirties. he's cocky and arrogant."

"i mean if that's what you really think, then i can give you an alternative assignment," your boss shrugged, picking through more folders, "how does the  lady-bug crisis in valor, vermont sound?"

you let out a sigh, "i'll do it. just text me the time and address. and just for your information, i do care about the lady-bug crisis. for some reason i cannot write those kind of articles for the life of me."

"well, i know you will exceed my expectations," your boss gave you a genuine smile, "i'll have my receptionist send you the address on your way out. good luck!"

"i'll do my best," you mumbled, standing up from the chair.

on your way out of your boss' office, his receptionist gave you the time and address of the interview. your jaw dropped once more once you realized where the location was. the interview was scheduled at tony stark's mansion. it was also scheduled for eight-thirty p.m., which was kind of late for a single interview.

you sat down at your desk with a huff. even though the man was an asshole, you were sure that tony stark was brilliant and complex. you jotted down some questions in your phone, preparing for a short interview. typically tony stark got bored with all of the questions, and then proceeded to kick the journalists out. hopefully it would be short. you couldn't stand the man.

even though most of your work involved modern superheroes, you shied away from covering the multimillionaire. there was just something about tony stark that irritated you, and you couldn't place your finger on what it was. sure, he was cocky, arrogant, and boasted about himself, but there was just something else you disliked about him.

it was mainly the way he treated women. he used women as eye candy, toys, and much more. you had heard dozens of stories from women reporters and journalists about how he hit on them. with some of the women, he even offered them a night with him. he was disgusting in that matter, and you were sure to keep your guard up around him.

you left work early to prepare for the interview. although you were wearing black slacks and a blouse, you opted to change into a pair of leggings and a crew neck. you felt that it would give you a more "comfortable" vibe, as you wanted the interview to be more casual. you let your hair stay down in loose curls, and you washed off your makeup. the more you dressed down, the better.

also, you wanted to be comfy since you were going to be staying up all night to write the damn article. the deadline of eleven a.m. was ridiculous, but you knew your boss had good intentions. there was a promotion within the office, and if this article was amazing, then you would earn the job. so, there was more at stake than just an interview with mr. stark.

around eight, you left your apartment. you typed the address into your phone, your fingers shaky. even though you had conducted hundreds of interviews with strangers, this one intimidated you slightly. you were afraid that you were going to bore the man.

once you arrived at tony stark's mansion, you swallowed a lump in your throat. you showed your identification to the security guard, who let you in with a grunt. you pulled into the driveway, exiting your car once you gathered your needed materials.

you knocked on the door, expecting to see mr. stark's assistant, pepper. instead, it was tony stark himself, clad in a pair of sweatpants and a metallica shirt. his outfit was more than likely designer, which intimidated you.

"ah, ms. (y/l/n)? come in," mr. stark opened the door, allowing you to step in.

once you stepped into the house, your heart dropped. it was completely beautiful. the floor was a shiny hardwood, and expensive looking furniture was everywhere. surely this was a mistake. you weren't worthy of being in this man's home.

"is it okay if we do this in my lab?" his voice interrupted your thoughts, "i have something i'm working on. i talk better if i'm tinkering with something."

"oh yeah," you nodded, "not a problem, mr. stark."

he scoffed, "please, call me tony. don't be like everyone else."

his sharp comment made your eye twitch, "i'm sorry, it's just that i'm not used to this."

"new on the job?" he began to walk towards an elevator, which you assumed lead to the basement.

"actually it's my second year," you answered, "my jurisdiction is with the heroes of today."

"ohhh fancy," tony chuckled, "i wouldn't call myself a hero, but i guess i'm popular, huh?"

goddamn this man was cocky. you gritted your teeth, "you must be. the media is all over you."

tony glanced at you, actually taking a second to look at you, "wow."

"what?" you raised a brow, your tone sharp.

"you look good," his voice sounded genuine, "you look amazing, actually."

"and how does this correlate with the interview?" you smirked.

"no one comes dressed like you," tony answered, "i like you already."

"thank you," his compliment made you grin, and you started to think that maybe this man wasn't as bad as you thought.

the elevator doors opened, and tony led you to his work area, where he was tinkering with a new version of his iron man suit. he gestured towards an open chair, and you hesitantly sat down.

"before we start," tony cleared his throat, opening a program on his computer, "do you want anything to drink? is the air comfortable? if it's too hot or too cold, let me know."

"that's sweet of you," you beamed, "but i'm fine. thank you, though."

"no problem," tony nodded, then began toying around with the hologram in front of him.

you admired him for a minute as he worked. his dark hair was messy, which you assumed was due to working in his lab all day. his shirt was a little small, as it defined his muscles in his arms and shoulders as he worked. his brown eyes were focused, searching for a new development on his project. you stared for a second, star struck. this man was gorgeous. no wonder ladies dropped their panties for him.

"you okay?" his voice interrupted your thoughts. you glanced up to see him smirking at you, arms folded across his chest, "i believe we were about to start an interview, not a staring contest."

you felt heat rush into your cheeks, "sorry, you're just uh, extremely attractive when you work."

tony raised a brow, obviously enjoying your embarrassment, "yeah? i get that a lot."

"i'm sorry," you could feel the waves of embarrassment radiating off of you, "let's get started."

"how about i shoot an email to your boss?" tony interjected, "and we postpone this whole shindig. you're different, and i want to get to know you better. forget about me, there's hundreds of interviews with me out there. i want to know about you, (y/n)."

"but tony," you began, "this interview could earn me a higher position."

"and i could get you out of that shitty office and promote you as head of marketing for my company," tony scoffed, "you're an excellent writer, (y/n). i read your article on good old spider boy last week. you deserve something more than nine dollars an hour. you'd excel as head of marketing. and if you want something else, you got it."

you blinked, shocked, "tony, i don't know. your offer is gracious but i just can't up and leave. they need me at that office."

"and who's being cocky now?" tony winked at you, "just consider it, all right? i'll send you some answers to your questions later in an email."

"my boss wants the interview to be recorded," you swallowed a lump in your throat. god he made you a blushing mess.

"they'll be sound bytes then," tony sat down on the counter beside you, "speaking of bytes, how about we grab a bite sometime? do you want to have dinner sometime, with me?"

"like a date?" you widened your eyes.

"yes," he chuckled, "like a date."

"i like the sound of that," you murmured, glancing up at him. even though tony was short, you were still shorter than him.

tony gave you a gentle smile, "you're by far the most beautiful woman who's ever walked in my life."

you blushed, "oh, you don't mean that."

"i do," he nodded, "you're drop dead gorgeous. and i like that you came here as yourself, not some version of yourself that you're forced to be. it's different, a nice different."

you found yourself melting under all of the compliments. your mind buzzed, wondering what was going to happen next. one minute you hated the man, the next, you were falling for him. he really was not the man you had painted him to be in your mind. it just took some time alone with him, away from the media and cameras, to see who he really was.

"thank you, again," you murmured, "you're quite handsome yourself."

"thank you," his voice was soft, "so, tell me about yourself."

you found yourself opening up him, memories and stories spilling out of you. and you didn't know it yet, but as he got to know you, as you opened up, he only fell harder and harder for you.

and you found yourself falling for him as well as the night continued.

[sugarysweetsprites]

BUGG Bug Type - Erratic Pokemon Derived from bug BYTE Bug/Electric - Bad Memory Pokemon  Derived from bite, byte

Bugg evolves into Byte starting at level 28

Remakes of these silly dudes, just to match style. Guess I'm making this a thing ain't I :U