#but sometimes bruh

[robohyena]

I am Getting Annoyed™ with my husband who has a tendency to hear something I have to say about my experience as a whatever person, tries to argue with me about it, and then goes to watch some youtube influencer type and then, and only then, does he begin to believe it

like I tell him some shit about how people with my factory standard equipment are handled and dismissed by the medical field and he tries to evade it but then watches some hypocritical fool on the yootoobs (who shares his own gender) instead of, I don’t know, just talking to and listening to the person he’s been with for the past two decades? Like if I had that little faith in someone I wouldn’t be married to them. Might just be me tho

he’s gotten better but my gods, sometimes…

[opens-up-4-nobody]

From this

[ollyrewind]

i think your creature-of-the-night brother wants to hang out with us

[spocks-husband]

I feel like when Bruce first took in Duke he made a very big point of learning how to do Black hair-- and I mean, he WORKED FOR IT. He spent like a thousand dollars on supplies, learned what every possible Black haircare product does, learned 14 different braiding patterns and styles, figured out which ones would be most efficient for patrol and most comfortable under his helmet, probably started listening to soul music at some point during this process-- it was a whole thing.

And when Duke finally moved into the manor and realized that his bathroom was fully stocked with eight different kinds of conditioners, fifteen picks, twelve containers of edge controller, one of those old Hollywood Beauty Tea Tree Oil bottles, etc., he just sorta turns. And looks at Bruce. Who is standing in the doorway very nonchalantly proud of himself for being a good dad. And Duke slowly raises his hand and points at his head. Which has been shaved since well before they met. And Bruce just kinda stares back because, somehow in his weeks of preparation he didn't consider that. And even if he did have hair that needed to be styled and cared for, Duke is like 16 and definitely knows how to do that on his own at this point in his life.

And they just keep staring at each other.

Until finally Duke says "... I think I brought my own durag."

And Bruce just kinda nods and he's like "that's cool. I uh. I'll be. In my office."

And then he goes to the Batcave and stares at a wall for three hours while Duke sends a picture to the sibling groupchat and they all tell him that Bruce just has a thing about babying his kids, he kinda can't help it, he's doing his best, so Duke leaves everything there.

(Eventually, he does start growing out his hair a bit, and on occasion lets Bruce sit him down on the floor and do his cornrows and put little yellow beads at the end because it makes him happy.)

[evangelina830]

Okay, Ariel 🧜‍♀️

[hivemindscape]

im a big fan of esper powers slipping loose in harmless ways when they're happy

[sprytesukii]

nagi likes it when you have to get him hard .. he likes it when you mouth over his soft cock, looking up at him with big, wet eyes as you suck the pliant tip in past your lips, your tongue flicking in and out of the slit in a way that makes him shudder — makes all the blood rush from his head and firm him up in your mouth until you’re full of him <3

[slavhew]

I lived bitch

[yeye23]

Just needed a tiny break form projects just to groOOoove. Now back to work!

[kristiliqua]

watching sneeg and clown argue is so funny because holy hell i’ve never realized how sneeg is SUCH an instigator for literally no reason other than Its Funny and Being A Little Shit

[3-aem]

women in stem hour lesson of the day rather than fumbling around trying to justify a line of thinking just tell ur male coworker he’s being condescending and to get to the point faster next time

[plushyecorridor]

i have a Character Disease and its uncureable

[knotreadyyy]

okay no one laugh at me i know this is gonna sound really stupid considering the topic and relevant activities so just. bear with me.

i think i have a crush on the dog?????????

[idontmindifuforgetme]

I don’t know how extroverts do it because in my mind I have this bag of charms that decreases as the day wears on and I hand out more and more of them and sometimes I have to turn on my full charm and be this bubbly outgoing girl and then I crash right after and I’m out of charms and I need to be alone for 3 consecutive months. Do extroverts just not run out like I don’t get it

[commandertartarsmoocher]

On this Friday I present to you:

a small batch of today's doodles !

[mouse-drawings]

Surprise! It's a wanted criminal!

A silly thing that came to me in a dream.