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girl-bateman · 1 year ago
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My number one loser behaviour is hate-watching this one fuckass sims youtuber until I get so angry that I have to turn it off before the adrenaline makes me pull an all-nighter
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arolegos · 10 months ago
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im way too scared to say this on main but icl i love lloyrumi n' i love ur lloyrumi art ... can u draw them more for me ... maybe dr harumi meeting sora and jordana like 'damn lloyd they js like us fr fr ???'
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i love when the relationship dynamic is "kiss marry kill? all of the above"
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pyrotechnicdarts · 2 years ago
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mhw handler get behind me
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heirloommtomatoes · 3 months ago
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i used to be so.....prestige or whatever-brained that i was like. ok i'll go to law school just so i can Have a jd and then never practice law and do something more creative or fulfilling or something. yay! :) and really thought this was gonna be like. a plan
#girl just don't go to law school then...also you can like more than one thing#i say whatever-brained bc it's like. my high school was suuuuper prestige-oriented#but it was the influence of my mum's side of the family also#and it just. really impacted my sense of self <3 xoxo#which weirdly having a chronic illness in my mid-20s has kind of. taken and reshapen and given back to me?#bc i'm like? man you just never fucking know what's gonna happen?#you can have one plan and then some crazy shit will happen. might as well just.#genuinely do what you enjoy. and yes capitalism etc etc. but like#and anyway law school was a genuine interest too like i took law courses in undergrad and really enjoyed them#but Being A Lawyer i think i would hate lol#and if i'm honest w myself i think i was privately still. prestige-brained lmao be a doctor lawyer etc type shit#nothing wrong w those professions obv lol but deffff something wrong with acting like they're the end-all be-all of Acceptable Careers#and What's Possible To Want#my high school was sooo toxic in this regard like truly my high school bff and i still talk about this lmao#bc she ended up getting a law degree and absolutely fucking hated it#and we had this lengthy convo around that time about deprogramming ourselves from the mentality our high school [and families] pushed on us#which was like. doctor lawyer or engineer are the Only Viable Paths#and now as an adult i'm like. wait. you fucking liars.........lmfaoooo#ellie yodels#anyway now she has an ma in publishing and has a bookstagram so live laugh love that for her sm xx#but yeah my mentality was v much giving. i'll get a jd i'll do well at it bc i like it and then everyone will know i'm Hard Working#and Prestigious and when i never use my JD I will have permission to follow my interests bc#I have Earned the Right to do What I Want thru Suffering :) like girl...........be so fr#i still want to go to grad school but like. for what i Want not overwhelmingly bc i think that's what i Should Do#not bc it's the kind of success others seem to find worthy or important
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sydmarch · 8 months ago
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it was so stupidly difficult to find any nutritionist who has experience with arfid & takes insurance so after having to go through all these referrals my therapist sent me & jumping through hoops I lowkey hate the lady lmao feels like such a waste of time & energy
#its only our third time meeting but its so beyond fucking frustrating to feel like we spent the whole hour going in circles & lowkey arguing#& like she never actually listened to any of the things ive told her. like the ENTIRW REASON i told her i was seeking extra help after#dealing w arfid type noncense all my life was 'achieving goal x is always kind of tough but im trying to do it while also achieving goal y &#im struggling with finding a way to balance the two things' like thats IT & then as shes suggesting things to try im like idk of those are#worth the effort bcus they conflict w goal y & shes like. have you considered not worrying about that so you can focus on x?#like NO bcus thats what i was previoislt doing & it doesnt fucking work for me! & she was just not understanding what i meant by adding#variety or having 'better options' shes all like. ok but even if this new thing conflicts with goal y it can just be another option for you#like thats not the POINT i already have enough options i can switch between that conflict with that like the whole point is i need to fill#the gaps w things that are nutritionally different. like if im ok with something thatll use up a significant portion of ny daily values of#shit then i already have multiple options that i actively like well enough i dont wanna waste my time adding more that are things i think#are just ok but take more work. literally whats the point of that#& im like i think rather than me just thinking of random shit i think i could try itd be helpful if I could like get some guidance on like#what are some things that fall into somewhere into this category or this adjacent category while also not being this other thing & then i#cab like determine from there what i already like & can try & add more of & things from that list that sound like sth i can try#& shes like well idk theres a lot of foods out there. YEAH ABD ISNT IT YOUR FUCKING JOB TO KNOW ABOUT FOOD? like i gave fairly specific#parameters this isnt like a 'list every food on earth' type of question what am i even paying you for if you cant come up with a list#like that. & she jept getting hung up on like well lots of things that are the most calorically dense are gonna be like that like ok it#doesnt have to be the MOST dense maybe think about it like 'the densest things in this other category' which sounded straightforward to me#but she was just like continuing to argue & also like getting hung up on reminding me that everything is dependent on portions like#I FUCKING KNOW?? like if a serving of something is like 10% of my dv id rather find something where a serving is 5% etc. idk how thats like#a hard concept like whats the point of adding something to be like oh sure ill have a third of a serving & get 50 extra calories out of it#be so fr rn im so beyond frustrated still even tho its been hours since i talked to her this is more stressful & annoying than the stress of#just trying to figure shit out on my own i fucking hate having to try & re explain nyaelf ivee & over & have someone just talk over me &#fail to understand what im getting at. im one more shitty session away from quitting & just resigining myself to 70% liquid diet#anyways#texticles
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silvermeww · 11 months ago
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12. An unpopular character you like? (and why more people should like them)
asdfghjk THANKS FOR THE ASK I'M GIVING YOU SO MUCH <33 RN
Ooh, hmm, this'll be fun. there are so many examples in pokeani and honestly some are a little eh, but then I remembered how almost every comment I see about 'worse' characters seem to include Max and I just don't get it?? How can anyone hate him??
(fun fact, when I was first watching him - in dub mind you - I also really didn't like him much. but I was coming off from the end of the OG, which was pretty sad considering who we lost, and tbh especially in 4kids early seasons dub EVERYONE was pretty unlikeable. I think I hated almost everyone back in the early gens at some point lol; I can be real vindicative but I think watching the whole thing taught me to take my time before judging stuff :v)
But yeah!! I really don't get the hate. Oh, so he said that Ash sucked for getting 8th place in the Silver Conference - can we all remember that a) legit kid and b) he's seeing this guy lose to an evolved starter from his own region of the SAME type as Ash's. It's like watching a Venasaur lose to Meganium if you're from Kanto; you'll be feeling pretty patriotic and stuff too ngl, especially if you don't have any battle experience yet.
But he acts so smart - Yes, and?? I don't see anyone talk about how Gary was coming up in the first season spouting random facts only to lose in the prelims and get a lower place than Ash. Again, I wish that people remember that Max is the kid of a Gym Leader, who reads and watches Leagues to make up for not being able to watc the Gym Battles taking place under the same roof, who dreams of becoming as strong if not stronger than his father. He's going to have high expectations. He's going to think that knowledge is everything. He's going to show off as much as he can, to make up for the fact that he's the only one in the group who isn't a Trainer. And I love how he learns that you have to actually interact with Pokemon to learn what it's all about, that you can't replace experience, that you can still experience things now even if you are too young to start. There isn't a limit to going out and interacting with the world. He doesn't have to wait. He's allowed to make mistakes and own up and not know stuff and grow, now and in the future. In a way, he's learning the same things as May, and I think that's wonderful.
And while I wish that he could've gotten a Pokemon while on the journey (one that he could keep à la XY with Bonnie), I'm fine with what he had in Advanced. He got to see Gym Battles. He got to travel two (2) regions. He got to see different aspects of being a Trainer, as a Coordinator and as a Breeder/Doctor. He got the recognition of his father in the end and was able to get into the Gym business. He got to play and learn with so many Pokemon and just act his age for once, instead of having to grow up to make up the percieved difference (wrongly percieved, might I add). Dang it, he brefriended two Mythical Pokemon (Jirachi and that other Deoxys). I dunno, he's doing pretty well for himself. Sure he's snappish and remarks on a bunch of stuff, but AG is full of that (ugh Ash was on another level, especially in Hoenn) (we don't talk about flat Brock) and S1 Kanto was way worse.
Anyways everyone go out and appreciate this goober. He did not bond with this Ralts for nothing and I swear I did not cry in this ep just for everyone to hate him. His character growth was awesome and if we ever get a Chronicles 2.0 I need to see his journey (the kids that go with Ash legit get such powerful Pokemon I fear for the competition lol).
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#seriously tysm!! you have freed me from sadness the stomach ache and boredom fr!!!#yeah i never got the max hate. like what did he actually do to anyone??#he wasn't harsh to pokemon like paul. he only got ash in like that first ep they meet and then he's cool with him#in fact he REALLY looks up to ash. so much. big bro energy fr even if he thinks that ash could do better lol#he's a little tsundere ngl. he loves his family and friends but he can't let them know#otherwise they'll treat him lesser or smth. or won't take him seriously#aka he's trying to beat the little kid allegations. which is why he bonds so well with misty when they meet#he WANTS to be the cool one. the better one. the one everyone looks up to#but he learns that it's a heavy role. he sees it when may sacrifices that ride to the last contest (i think??) in that donphan island ep#to make sure that he's okay#he sees it when he had to take ralts when everyone else was busy and the stress got to him#idk i actually never thought this hard about him before but i know deep down that he's so much more than what others give credit for#once more so many thanks!! i'm really fired up now heh#pkmn#deep stuff#silv.ex#ps he also acts smart bc he's taking over the gym business that may was never interested in#so of course he's going to correct her every chance he gets. he doesn't understand different perspectives back then#he didn't know that there were other paths and different learning styles and all that#smth smth meeting birch and his play-based research finding tracey and his watcher/artist background etc etc#yeah he got no pokemon but he got a ton of experience fr
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twistedappletree · 6 months ago
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adding to that rosa thing, i literally never picked a single romantic option with her but she still acted like something was gonna happen with Henry. the only thing i did was carry her over the water (because i’m not a dick) which maybe sparked it but i even basically told her to mind her fucking business when she asked about Hans’ fear bc like girl???? lmao Henry’s the only person Hans trusted and confided in with his fear, i’m not gonna go around blabbing about it behind his back jfc
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guritahitam · 2 years ago
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Anyway, another AU where Doflamingo is adopted with Rocinante by Sengoku.
Except it wasn't an happy adoption but Doflamingo was kidnapped by Sengoku (after a few months Sengoku found Rocinante) and nobody is happy about the situation. Sengoku doesn't want to keep him and he's enough desperate to ask Garp and Tsuru to re-home get rid the little devil, but they say "lmao, you brought him here, now he's your problem."
Jokes on them.
Three old idiots with two traumatized kids, while Doflamingo plays a 3D chess game trying to take his brother away from the marines, passing as one, keeping his baby evil empire afloat on the other side of the world (he still has this dictatorship dream), meanwhile meeting Dragon by mistake deciding to be a sugar daddy (at 13yo) for the Revolutionaries, because he has a big bone to pick with the World Government and surprising being in the marine headquarters worsened his hate.
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unproduciblesmackdown · 1 year ago
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being alive at the time i gleaned some general elements abt encanto but never actually heard we don't talk about bruno beyond awareness it existed popping off & i think i heard like the title recited off key off rhythm but in a way that indicates speak singing nonetheless lol so upon experiencing it it's like oh but it's the Verses? while the last refrain goes harder but prior to that it's comparatively underwhelming to said verses which feels appropriate like verses / pieces of a larger picture & that a "we don't talk about him" as a disappointing Lid on infinitely richer more characterful & dynamic "but: talking about him" instances. like well personally it'd be like um seven foot frame....anyway besides being able to firsthand go like oh damn Real (the kind of thing you know exists if alive at the time) it's like alright hang on lol. one thing when a core theme is yeah like "is it a refuge if 'especial' vulnerability ultimately gets pushed out rather than made safer" subset like the parties whose even observation of truths (problems) & drawing attention to them is seen as Ruining Things, like if you're painted as Making futures that aren't simply what's desired or reassuring rather than a guidance via just observing & sharing the truth. but then it's like whaddaya mean living in fear of bruno stuttering and stumbling you could always hear him sort of muttering and mumbling lmao like now that's just Association between the Truth Perceiving & Telling behavior & behavior that's just apparently distinctive of the same person. & like Not Accidentally when [what if people were magic] specifics are obviously primarily abt a metaphorical meaning & like, indeed it was made clear like oh this situation isn't Just b/c [boo we hate your prophecies] & that [an Ability that isn't directed towards what anyone Wants / is "weird" even by these magic standards] isn't Coincidentally given to someone who just so happens to already be "weird" in other ways & be set up to have a different perspective & be pushed away due to having the supposed "extra" vulnerability of unmet needs / insufficient support, same as someone who doesn't "correctly" have any kind of magic ability....like yeah banger and also like Oh Yeah Kind Of Devastating re: that metaphorical resonance allowing for like [set the metaphor aside] now hang on with this about this disabled family member lol. misinterpretation to The Ruinerrr / The Problemmm / The Maliciousss etc (i.e. the scapegoatinggg) despite their efforts likely entirely to the contrary. then despite like, efforts aside, Just Existing, always kind of muttering & mumbling like & what of it. & then like oh sorry weird pets. weird [auspicious for adaptable tenacious thriving surviving; either way simply creatures, existing] pets.
truly like As Is The Idea I'm Sure quickly becomes like hands behind back standing at the window Uh Oh Sisters musing on all the [disabled person] metaphorical & already literal elements there. blair witching it in contemplation like We've All Been There whether being so resented for the mere disruption of "existing in a group as the 'abnormal' odd one out" or like people talking shit abt anything associated w/you as soon as you've left the room, which is also made relevant like, this wasn't Only directed at this person when seemingly permanently gone, nor were they unaware / unaffected prior....pacing in the Musing parlor like things don't Have to be compared to billions but i only ever even see so many things & it's like billions sure is like "get scapegoated rword" & then said scapegoating is presented as only beneficial & we hate autists & even beyond that it's like, grabbing billions, Imagine If Things Meant To Be About Something Were About Something. quite a contrast when they are & furthermore like, deliberate thought & Care for [who gets scapegoated & why] & the truth of like, people getting pushed aside & out who have a key perspective & are primed / liable to come through for others similarly vulnerable & the supposedly Ruinous, Problems Generating disruptiveness is actually the strongest effort to make essential changes to a group. & come through with like, it'd be undermining thee point if it was "reassuring" us like oh haha people will be supportive b/c bruno will be more normal, so great that it Didn't like no, no Normality Reassurance(tm), presence of abnormalities(tm), Good, & everyone Can Deal b/c if you don't then it's pushing this person away, is exactly what happens, including even if they're still Around but are being mistreated b/c that is entirely part of that pushing away like anyone's victim blaming is ready to pounce at any time but if someone can't stand to stay / leaves b/c they can't see another option like that's not out of nowhere nor Regardless of what full support & flexibility they were getting lol. these Active Measures everyone loves so much, which are everywhere always & would include Staying & Trying To Make It Work & those efforts would be "disruptive" & resented & Bringing It On Oneself & etccc smh
that is to all say like. Woww when clearly basically the core thread was these beats of like, the crucial site of [thee scapegoated], & why that comes down on someone & how that plays out. endless ideas about how someone weird(tm) & disabled (&/or queer. but there's no Or here lol. & again like it's a Context like, to even be the one person without kids? likely not living up to "full" correct sexuality in that way alone; any oppression's logics of "inferiority" being logics of ableism, ready examples being that "inferior" race, gender, sexuality (& their experiences as people classed as inferior) all being pathologized as disordered) are seen & treated as someone Ruining Things & who cannot belong like whew. bracing. winding. which, i also recall like i was watching with headphones & during this one dialogue pause i was like "?? what's this Extra Sound i heard there" & had to go over it like twice before being hit upside the head like well it Was still the dialogue pause but it was also bruno Stuttering in a very quiet whisper for the duration of that pause before continuing like iiiiiiii x_x
#[sitting waiting right here] for billions to have its vulnerable weird scapegoated misfit outcasts actually band together lmao....#like Sure Doesn't b/c billions is like we all hate weirdos & we all love telling them to shut tf up & go away to die or w/e. correctly#can't believe ultimately the Different fund disappears w/o its scapegoat & the Correct ''weird'' char is full axe cap mode finally#& it's sure not a Comment when billions affectionately gives them their free heavenly reward & Ensure zero scapegoating consequences#the [imagine if something about something was about something] approach to Banished Relatives being thoughtful & loving like#& here you see how even As they're banished everything isn't Really fixed for it incl. that people aren't Really just happy he's gone#billions is like no we killed him And everyone has gladly & legitimately forgotten he exists (save the instant it's time to use him)#the hilarious(tm) tragedies surrounding rian like billions' can't make her ''care'' abt winston be anything save more violence#can't pretend rian was anything more than [again we all Know your nads like w/taylor like w/winston] bagina + dialogue source combo in s6#when it's still dimly relevant for prince in s7 but you miss Nothing re: rian if you have no idea that plotline exists#& speaking of actual ''weirdness'' rian was never allowed to have: the tragedy of the tension of Closeted Transness present on screen fr#just as billions has no idea / further willingness to let rian be so ''weird'' as to actually care abt winston or abt not being a bully Lol#meanwhile i figured like oh i'll like a scapegoat. did know ahead of time like bruno's just some guy; not even ''redeemable'' antagonist#but In Practice & w/all that beloved Disabledness & crucial appreciation like you Need this guy; the understanding is Key#like well ofc i would kill for him. ofc just constant like mhm go off king slay fire etc. god tier character cherished forever thanks#but then also like im sure a zillion [intention; inspiration; thoughts] going into Tfw Family Things characters; a zillion interpretions &#thoughts to follow like it truly is Arresting like this clarity on A Disabled Person In The Group like. much much to consider & whew.#reference point like when autistic ppl in some job see an obvious [problem to future mess] pipeline; so you know bruno madrigal. My Vision#When You're So Hated like hey i wanna live unseen w/my so hated little friends lol. just reread how to disappear completely never be found#when it's like grabbing people Who Cares if someone's being ''obviously'' disabled or weird just as how they are existing godddd#people get so mean like Who Cares just talk to them; be around them. some effort some mind your own business some You're Not Above Them#when it's obviously You like yeah. nonzero but limited applicability like [specifically my own nuclear family] but re: Weird; Disabled#as ever i'll Relate & be like but i probably seem nothing like that. or maybe i am very much like that. kind of difficult to tell b/c like#you Do get the disinterest lol & feedback is Not that familiar / in depth even if positive like well. the emergent So Hated / Scapegoating#noting like if a character just seems refreshingly familiar; Understood; comfortable; fun; what's the odds they're cishet allistic lol....#anyway the epiphany like oh it was figurative blink & you miss it stuttering....did [waiiit] Pace that one off like inhaaale Waugh#in fact i'm sure the Verbalizing Effort has staved off the kind of [thinks about all of it a moment] to go Aauughhh about again#which; again; also something happening 5 yrs in re: the clairvoyant soothsayer autistic neuroqueer quant on the show w/No Thoughts abt it#ppl being invalidated by others having to validate themselves (& others in the same boat); billions going & How We Hate Them For It lol#oh & encanto's [excluded party's effort to partake] tragedy vs billions' [where's winston in this office? this event?] good riddance idc
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lynettethemadscientist · 2 years ago
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I really resent the fact that Sole just nonchalantly says "would you consider being more than friends?" when you want to romance a companion. I should have the option to make a tearfully desperate confession of love to my intended.
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faaun · 1 year ago
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whatever runs away they hang on to even harder ! a thread is enough !! the whole time i was insane they let me thrash around and threaten to rip their throat out with my teeth ans they said i want to be your friend anyway. i want to be your friend always !
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widevibratobitch · 2 years ago
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mother asked to watch 'The Show With The Boat' with me tonight - unprompted(!).
and im being soooo good at acting all cool and casual about it like 'yeah lol sure. if you want. if you insist. its not like i care or something lmao 🙄😒😌'
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snakes-of-the-undercity · 9 months ago
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THIS
Behind every 'JINX IS A REVOLUTIONARY' poster is someone who completely disregarded the Firelights and what she did to them.
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#no don’t get me wrong I don’t hate jinx. she is a very well written character that I would love the shit out of in every other story#but I think the fandom has started to ruin her for me Fr#because this is accurate. people (both in the story and the fandom) are going ‘jinx is the revolutionary of zaun’ without any nuance#‘cause yeah. she’s become a symbol. but she’s arguably killed more zaunites than piltover folk.#she’s the reason why they’re in such a bad political climate. both because of the fact she got Vander killed and started working for Silco#who arguably did essentially nothing for the city (Silco slander ILY). but she then provoked Piltover#which is something zaun is not prepared to handle.#she killed a ton of the only semblance of a relief group they have (firelights)#and. believe it or not. this is not a criticism of Jinx’s character. she’s written extremely well. just like Silco was.#but I feel like people are just..ignoring the fact that they are objectively bad people (mostly Silco. not jinx)#because everyone in arcane has been shitty at some point#(not ekko. we love u ekko.)#but people’s love for Jinx and Silco specifically usually end with the absolute destruction of nuance for anything in the story#and this sorta has nothing to do with ops post now that I think about it but it just reminded me of that#because this is nuance that people forget in order to have Jinx just be a victim rather than anything else#also. people who hate vi with no nuance. like girl. what?#arguably the main character that’s been right about everything (albeit never quite doing it right) aside from being stuck in the past#see? nuance. not that fucking hard.#anyway. fabulous analysis op :]
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sappho-knight · 6 months ago
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commentary / vent
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lyraofthestarsss · 1 year ago
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Who's the character that you relate to the most in Equestria Girls?
Took a little while to answer this one because I genuinely have no idea?? I grew up being pretty shy and quiet but an animal lover like Fluttershy, and eventually grew up to have a loud and outgoing personality like Pinkie. I also like creating and dressing up like Rarity does. And also I relate to Sunset on kinda a deeper level but I’m not sure how to put it into words
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sharlsworld · 2 months ago
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༘˚⋆𐙚。⋆ keep it in your pants — 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓
( 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗉𝗂𝖺𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗂 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 )
( 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 )𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝖿𝖿𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇
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yn i scream you scream we all scream 4 ice cream
lando you’re so pretty
⤷ yn omg stop or else i’ll have to kiss you 🙂‍↕️
⤷ lando WOW YOURE SO PRETTY OH MY GOSH YOU TOOK MY BREATH AWAY YOURE SO PRETTY BARK BARK BARK PLEASE TOUCH ME
⤷ yn uh…i have to ask my mom first 😥
⤷ yn she said i’m not allowed to kiss until i get married so…
⤷ nicolepiastri No I didn’t?
⤷ yn mommmmmuuuhhhhhhh
⤷ lando oh i’ll marry you 😈👅👅👅👅 come to my room and touch me pleath 🙏🏽
⤷ oscarpiastri Lando, please stop being gross to my little sister online please.
⤷ lando soz i just can’t help myself
kikagomes so hot 😘😍😍
alex_albon Still kinda surprised that you and Oscar are siblings
⤷ oscarpiastri Why?
⤷ alex_albon cause she’s so cool and pretty and funny and outgoing and your so…Oscar
⤷ oscarpiastri Wow am I blushing? 😐
charles_leclerc i think lando almost came in his pants watching you eat that ice cream
⤷ lando was it that obvious?
⤷ charles_leclerc mate there was a wet spot
⤷ yn guys…
lando you make me feel erotic
⤷ charles_leclerc you mean erratic dumbass?
⤷ lando no i mean erotic dip shit
⤷ charles_leclerc oh…
sharls_lerklerk ik mclarens pr team hates to see lando in her comment section 😭
⤷ mclaren You aren’t wrong…
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yn life is so good i ate some cum guzzling pasta, lando gave me the prettiest flowers, and now i’m gonna go home and get my shit rocked 🤪🤪👌
lando Fuck yeah
georgerussell63 Honestly real
⤷ yn ???
alexandrasaintmleux Ate some what?? 😟
⤷ yn whoever made that pasta deserves the most jaw dropping toe clenching sloppiest head ever
⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😨
⤷ lando i actually made the pasta sooo…
⤷ yn it wasn’t even that good fr
lando you look so yummy i can’t wait to slurp you up 🥰🥰😍😍😍😍😍🥰
lando ik our neighbors hate us but i can’t help it
⤷ charles_leclerc your whole apartment building probably hates you guys
landossluttywaist i like how she kinda just embraces landos freakiness, it’s very inspiring
⤷ yn yeah he still shocks me sometimes with the things he says but i’m pretty used to it now 🤙
lando you’re gonna be guzzling my cum tonight 😈👅👅👅
⤷ carlossainz55 It gets to a point…
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lando new york, new york
yn hellooooo new york 🐮
oscarpiastri You better be keeping an eye on my sister
⤷ lando i am trust
⤷ charles_leclerc So we’re not gonna tell him that we lost her in time square?
⤷ lando you cunt it was your fault
⤷ charles_leclerc NO IT WASNT YOU LITERALLY WALKED AWAY WITHOUT US
⤷ lando I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO GET ALL OF US BOBA FAWK
⤷ oscarpiastri You lost my sister in New York?
⤷ lando well we also lost alex so she wasn’t completely alone yk?
⤷ oscarpiastri Lando…
⤷ lando we found them like 10 minutes later though so let’s look on the bright side 😊😊
⤷ oscarpiastri I’m to tired to deal with this right now
alex_albon The big apple 🍎
⤷ lando the city that never sleeps @yn 👅👅😈
⤷ yn blocked
⤷ lando WOWWW OKAY just gonna act like you didn’t eat krispy kreme donuts off it last night?????
⤷ lando SHE ACTUALLY BLOCKED ME WTF
⤷ charles_leclerc HAHAHAHAHA
⤷ lando from cream pie to no reply 😔
⤷ lando from swallowing to unfollowing 💔
⤷ lando from giving me head to leaving me on read 🥀
⤷ lando how does she so easily go from licking my balls to ignoring my calls 💔
⤷ oscarpiastri Mate 😔
⤷ lando she’s locked me out of the room now…
⤷ charles_leclerc HAHAHAHA
⤷ lando i’m coming to your room
⤷ charles_leclerc do not come to my room
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yn i unblocked him 🙄
lando acting like i made you unblock me jeez
⤷ yn you literally grabbed my phone from my hands and ran into the elevator
⤷ lando a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do 🤷‍♂️
lando bod goals perioddddd now come grind on me baby
⤷ yn how about you grind on me
⤷ lando fuck yeah i’ll turn into a stripper for you
⤷ yn i was joking
⤷ lando i wasn’t come here let me give you a lap dance
⤷ yn no i’m not gonna let you rub your manhood in my face
⤷ lando you let me last night💀
⤷ yn he’s joking guys
⤷ lando i got video proof guys
⤷ charles_leclerc eewwww lando cmon man
⤷ oscarpiastri We know you guys do it but we don’t wanna wake up one day and see my little sister and best friends sex tape all over the internet
⤷ lando awww you consider me your best friend? 🥹🥹🥹
⤷ oscarpiastri Not the point Lando, keep your guys’ sex tape off of the internet. No one wants to see that.
⤷ francolapinto yeah guys…we definitely don’t want that…but if it were to be leaked i wouldn’t mind yk…
⤷ pierregasly Awhh happy pride month Franco!!! ALLY 4LYFE!!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
⤷ francolapinto Excuse me?
⤷ lando we all know you want a piece of this ass but it’s all for my baby love sorry
⤷ yn franco can have that ass dafuq just make sure to use protection okay?
⤷ francolapinto YIPEEE
⤷ lando did you just pimp me out?
⤷ yn yes i cannot go another round lando i’m gonna need an iv soon
⤷ lando noooo i’d rather you peg me than franco ☹️
⤷ yn okay come to bed 😛
⤷ lando IM COMING RN OMGOMGOMGOGMG
⤷ oscarpiastri GUYS PLEASE I CANNOT TAKE THIS ALL THIS FREAKINESS ANYMORE
⤷ yn i was just yanking your chain jeeezzzz i’m not actually gonna do that to lando
⤷ lando damn…guess i better cancel my fucking doordash order from spencers 😒 thanks a lot oscar
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yn i love my freaky boy
francolapinto i love him too
⤷ yn not now franco 🙄
estiebestie we know she’s just as freaked out as he is she’s just better at hiding it 😭😭
⤷ hoeforsainzzz yeah let’s not forget about that screenshot of their messages lando accidentally posted on his story last year 😭💀
⤷ yn let’s not talk about that guys 😔 my mysterious look was broken that day
⤷ alex_albon Trust we know she’s just as freaky as he is her name in lando’s phone is “deep throat goat ❤️”
⤷ yn ALRIGHT CAN WE GO BACK TO TALKING ABOUT HOW FREAKY LANDO IS FAWK
lando oh you love me soo baddd wow lets go back to the room and show each other how much we love eachother ❤️
lando let’s explore each others bodies ❤️
⤷ yn i’ve explored your body plenty of times i’m good for right now
⤷ lando oh so i don’t pleasure you enough and you hate me and think i’m ugly and want me to jump off a bridge?
⤷ yn i mean if you’re offering
⤷ lando i was just joking baby love come back to the room and let me apologize 👅👅💐
⤷ kikagomes is he bothering you queen?
⤷ yn yes come rescue me 💋💋💋
⤷ lando i’m not above baby trapping you, i will if needed
⤷ osarpiastri When is that ever needed?
⤷ lando when someone else has my girls attention dafuq
⤷ olliebearmen oh lando don’t play about herrr
francolapinto why can’t we all just kiss? just for fun you know? so in a few years we can be like omg remember that time we all kissed hahaha
⤷ yn so there’s this river…
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