#butt sniffing

[contactsportsplus]

His sweaty selfie.

[fatherfiguretaliano]

"Last thing i remember... She was suckin the soul right outta my ass hole."

[jeremiah225]

Popeye

Meet

Legend Family

See In Red White N Blue

[mdthamysterymachine109]

If you sit on my face, I'm a sticking my nose in before I eat😋

[telltweetlehehasason]

if anyone sees tweetle. tell him he has a son

tweetle has a right to know

[contactsportsplus]

Contact Sport workout, stay down.

[babebarefoot1]

Which photo is your fave? 🤭📸

[fatherfiguretaliano]

"Butt sniffer, Italiano ffourr fingers up my ass, it the shit volacano"

[obsessedwithstarwars]

Jazz makes a deal with Desiree after finding her brother in their parent’s basement. And it’s not a pretty sight.

Her deal: Desiree gets a slightly longer leash (in a matter of speaking) as long as Danny and Jazz are safe. (Or something like that. Point is, she made a deal)

I wish this never happened and that Danny and I were safe somewhere else!

There’s a snap of fingers, a bright flash, then she’s outside in an unfamiliar city with sirens blaring and people wailing as a scarecrow runs by with some sort of gas, chased by someone dressed like Vlad adjacent except all black with a weird looking bat symbol on his chest.

Not normal, but also not the weirdest thing she’s seen.

But there’s no sign of Danny.

Desiree looks at Jazz and smiles bitterly, “I never said you’d be safe together.” And disappears.

Meanwhile, Danny wakes up screaming in an alley until he realizes he is not in pain and somehow has no wounds from their parents. His screams attract the attention of a man walking by, who comes to investigate, Danny decides to go invisible right in front of him which was dumb but he was injured just a couple seconds ago so cut him some slack. It really should have freaked the guy out, but he just has an astonished look on his face before also turning invisible.

Or: Jazz is sent to Gotham and Danny is sent to Coast City. Jazz becomes an unwilling part of scarecrow’s scheme (could be any villain) and is saved by a bat (any bat, although I prefer Red Hood or Robin) and Danny accidentally showed Martian Manhunter his powers.

Could work with Superman too in Metropolis. He could pick up a dumpster and throw it at Clark and Clark would calmly catch it while Danny is babbling/apologizing for getting scared and throwing something that could have killed the man, then slowly everything clicks and he disappears, leaving Clark Kent to investigate.

(Also background: Danny has just been told he will be the future Ghost King in this and Jazz was told by Clockwork that she would have a difficult decision and a difficult future in store but that it will be good for them and for the realms. Jazz doesn’t believe in fortune tellers, especially vague ones and says so to Clockwork’s face which cracks a smile. I’d personally write it as a Hardcover ship, but honestly if anyone wants to yoink this and do something else with it, I’d be okay with that too!)

[theside-b]

Pon Thanapon and Sailub Hemmawich in

THIS LOVE DOESN'T HAVE LONG BEANS (2024) episode 06 — "How can I trust you, chef?"

[l3irdl3rain]

most unbothered cat in the world btw. As always, do as I say and not as I do, but I let him out of my bedroom to explore. He let the others sniff him and didn’t mind at all. He drank from the water fountain. Tried to approach Petunia (she ran away). Allowed his new grandma to come over and meet him and was content to sit in her lap for 15 minutes or so. Ate some tube food. Wandered around some more and then begged me to help him get back on the couch and on my lap.

[whatsuphaldimand]

https://www.twistedkrystal.blogspot.com

[contactsportsplus]

Indian bear next door.

[fatherfiguretaliano]

For most of my life, I have been self-employed, making a living through auto body repair. My passion for restoring cars became more than just a job—it was a way to support my family and build something lasting. When my son was born, it quickly became clear that he shared my love for cars. From a young age, he had a natural passion for bodywork, and we always believed he would follow in my footsteps.

My daughter, Krystal, however, never had the same interest. That, in itself, was never a problem. Every child is different, and it's natural for siblings to have different passions and career paths. The challenge, however, came from a misunderstanding of what it truly means to run a business. While my son saw the hard work and dedication required to turn a passion into a livelihood, my daughter viewed the business as an endless resource. To her, it seemed like the point of the shop wasn’t to earn a living but to have unlimited access to free paint jobs.

This mindset extends beyond just the auto body business. Krystal often expects us to perform labor or provide services for her without any willingness to cover even the basic costs. Whether it’s materials, supplies, or time, she believes that family should work for free—even if it means we go out of pocket to do so. Running a business, however, means managing expenses, and the expectation that we should sacrifice our own financial well-being for her convenience has caused ongoing frustration.

Another major issue is that Krystal does not believe self-employment is something a person can realistically do. When someone in the family starts a business with a well-thought-out, realistic plan, she sees it as unfair—almost like they are "skipping steps." The real problem is that she has never been capable of putting together a structured plan or setting achievable goals. She lacks the necessary skills, knowledge, or even a basic understanding of any subject deeply enough to build something for herself. Instead of seeing business success as the result of effort, experience, and planning, she perceives it as an injustice simply because she is unable to do the same. This fuels resentment and makes it difficult for those around her to move forward without conflict.

This difference in perspective created a major conflict in our family. In the end, it was one of the reasons I had to retire without passing the business down to my son. It wasn’t a matter of skill or interest—he was more than capable—but the constant tension from his sister’s jealousy made it impossible to continue.

Now, history is repeating itself in a new way. My son has moved on to running an eCommerce business, and once again, Krystal believes that a store exists not to generate income, but as a never-ending supply of collectibles. Just as her entitlement prevented me from continuing my passion for auto restoration, it now threatens to disrupt my son’s business as well.

As parents, we always want to encourage our children’s dreams, but family dynamics can make that challenging. When one child is driven and entrepreneurial while another struggles with feelings of jealousy or entitlement, it can create lasting rifts. The key is helping all children understand the value of hard work, boundaries, and the difference between personal desires and business responsibilities.

While I was unable to pass my business to my son, I can still support him by helping him navigate these challenges. Teaching children that success comes from effort—not entitlement—can be one of the greatest lessons a parent can give.

[facesittingaussieguy]

You should sniff the seat.

[smiley-maize]

Doing my Best Ourobouros impression today!