#butt yeh

[captin-azoth]

HI! HI! I’M AZOTH~!

I like to think of myself as a goober, a gremlin, and a magical girl. I doodle, I draw, I’m lactose intolerant - wait.. that’s not fun.

ANYWAYZ! MTV WELCOME TO MY CRIB! While you’re here, help yourself to some water, a snack, and a good day or night!

Wanna feed your friendly neighborhood Azoth a matcha or banana bread?

Check out my~

KOFI

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[recalled11]

Directionless Pt. 4

Pt. 1/ Pt. 2/ Pt. 3/ Pt. 4/ Pt. 5

[bornetoblood]

do you guys ever feel like youre a person but like theres bugs in you or like someone is broiling your line art like just theres something under your skin ahahha

[novasintheroom]

Simon who is generally against animals - due to his past with his father, you understand. Dogs, cats, birds, especially snakes. Thinks they’re a mess waiting to happen (and he’s right, they’re always making a mess if your mutt is anything to go by).

Simon who is walking through a rainy-day London, on leave for the time being, going to your apartment. He passes by an alley and hears the strangled mewling of a…well, a tiny kitten. He almost walks past, but the little thing darts out and almost gets trampled by his big boots. No survival skills, this one. The thing is sopping wet, orange fur dragging on the ground and tail a small waving stick drenched by rain. Simon looks at it, its pitiful shaking as it takes what shelter it can get under this big man, and sighs.

Simon who arrives at your apartment a little late, a little wet. Your mutt is the first to greet him at the door, butt wiggling and licking his lips in excitement, dragging his favorite toy over to show. You go to greet Simon with a hug when he stops you, fumbling with something at the top of his buttoned-up jacket. A little orange head pokes out suddenly, the kitten looking sleepy from the warmth of Simon’s chest.

Your eyes go wide. “Is that a – “

“Yeh,” he sighs through his mask, closing the door behind him, “don’t make a big deal of it.”

Hard not to. And while you dry off the small thing and have Simon google how to take care of a kitten, one thing is clear: you are going to marry this man if it’s the last thing you do.

[fartcushion]

What Are Friends For?

'Oh yeh, this has done it' I thought as I finished the last slice of pizza. Extra meat and extra cheese, the greasier the better. This was on top of of the full fry up I'd had for breakfast. The cabbage stew for lunch. Topped off with a protein shake. Not that I'd been to the gym today, that wasn't the point. I'd just had one, on top of all that heavy food, to get myself nice and gassy. My stomach was bloated with gas and it was starting to bubble away inside.

I have been planning this day for a while now. Ever since I worked out my friend, Joel, had a fart fetish. At first I'd thought it was just the usual, gay guy fancying his straight best friend. I didn't mind, he was free to lust after my ass. Nothing would happen, but he was free to look. But I realised he liked it more than just to look at. I'm a gassy guy and my blasts can clear a room, but not Joel. He'd always make a comment on them. Hed sit on the floor next to me, said it was "more comfortable". No amount of farts would shift him. He'd just get closer through the night.

Now he'd never admit it to me, he was too shy. I felt bad for the guy. He didn't have much luck with pulling guys, maybe his fetish made it hard. So I'd decided to help him out. I planned a day of food that I knew would aggravate my stomach, get me all gassed up, and invited Joel over to watch a film.

He arrived on time, which was great because I could not hold these in for much longer. As he sat down in his usual spot on the floor I went to the TV and turned it on, making sure to silently release a fart and crop dust him as I walked past. He didn't say anything but I caught him staring at my ass as I passed. So on the way back to the sofa I turned and stood in front of him as I loaded Netflix, letting him get a good view.

Releasing another small silent fart, only this time in his face, I looked down. "Do you need anything?"

"No...no...I'm good. Shall we start the film?"

I sat down on the sofa next to him and pressed play. The film hadn't been going for more than 5mins when I let out an enormous fart.

PPPPPRRRRBBBBBB

After holding them in and only releasing the silent wisps so far, this one had erupted out. More than I'd planned.

"That was a big one!" Joel joked, laughing a little. "Gassy today? Thought I smelt one when you got up"

"Yeh, my stomach is rough. Sorry about that"

"It's fine. You know it doesn't bother me".

The smell of the fart lingered, it had a meaty scent, one of my better ones.

But I was just getting going. I let out a couple more silent ones to really fill the room. Letting Joel stew in my fumes. Never once saying anything. Happily sitting there, watching the film he'd say of course, but still he was inhaling pure methane. I knew my suspicions were right, no one else would have stayed in the room, let alone sit so close to the source.

It was time to push it. I let out a triple assault.

Prrrrbbbb

Pbbbbtttt

PPPBBTTT

Laughing as I unloaded I began wafting the air. "Oh man, they stink! Here, breathe through this", and I handed him a cushion of the other end of the couch.

Joel took it, faked using it as a mask for a second, then just gave me his innocent smile and placed it behind him. "Ha, thanks, but I'm fine, I'm used to your butt bombs".

Damn this guy loves my gas. Needed to crack him before I eventually ran out. I wanted him to openly embrace it, not just sneak sniffs from the side. I decided to give him a little treat to tide him over, until he was ready to open up.

The farts were now putrid, even for me and I'm used to my own flavour. The milk from the protein shake was really kicking in. But I was able to let out some quiet wet ones. I moved the cushion next to me down a bit so half of it was under my ass. Then for 10mins released a constant stream of silent farts on to it.

Casually I pulled it out and passed it to Joel, need another cushion? I could feel how warm it was from the farts and being flattened under my big ass.

Joel looked like he was going to decline it, then the smell must have hit him. Could have sworn his eyes glazed over, he took it and placed it behind his head but turning so his face was pressed up against the scented fabric. He wasn't even facing the film now.

I watched as huffed on the cushion, away in his own little world. The first cushion he had behind his back was pulled out and placed over his crotch to cover, I assume, evidence he was pitching a tent. I was thrilled.

"Hey, Joel, I have a gift for you"

"What is..." Joel began before being interrupted as I slid down the sofa and turned so his face was mms from my hole

PPPPPRRRRBBBBBB

My fart exploded in his face. I swear it blew his hair.

Joel looked shocked. "Damn, man, what you do that for?"

"It was a gift, I knew you'd like it"

"I don't like your farts"

"Sure you do! You're always sitting next to me, despite how gassy I am. Tonight I have been actively butt bombing this room and you have been vaccuming them all up. Plus you have been glued to a literal fart cushion for 10mins. Mate I paused the film and you never noticed!"

It was quite cute to see him get all flustered. He went a little red too.

"I don't...I just don't mind..."

"Don't worry about it" I said. "It doesn't bother me. I mean I've had no issue when you walked behind me on the stairs so you can stare at my fat ass, though I suppose you were back there sniffing it secretly. I don't mind when you make jokes about it. We're friends, it's just fun for me, and something you really want."

Joel didn't say anything, I may have doubted my instinct had it not been for one fact. He still hadn't moved. My ass remained hovering inches from his face.

"Honestly, just admit..."

Prrrbbb

"...you have..."

Pffftttt

"...a fart fetish".

PPRRRRRRPPPBBBBB

With each toxic blast Joel closed his eyes and sniffed deeply. When the last fart ended he looked up at me. Eyes watering. Clearly conflicted to unload his biggest secret. As seconds ticked like an eternity, the silence lingering along with the smell of my farts in the air, Joel eventually reached for his cock and gave it a gentle squeeze. I could see it pressed hard against the waistband of his jeans. That moment of pleasure must have tipped him over, he looked at my ass and whispered, "I have a fart fetish". And with that he dove in, sniffing the back of my joggers and getting his nose up in my crack. "Thank you!"

I lay there, proud of myself as Joel pigged out. "You're welcome...

PPPPPRRRRRRTTTTTTT

...what are friends for?"

[boobertronian]

Outdoor Shoot

Ai Shinozaki x 1 Photographer

Proofread by @vorrentis

Another short fic exploration

Word counts : 2699 words

All works are fiction

ENJOY !!

"Hey Miharu-kun!”

“Yes Ai-chan what is it?"

"I saw you looking at me"

"Well .. yess .. we’re doing a photoshoot no?"

"I know ! But i also know you’re looking at my body “

"Also yes … because i have to make the shoot. It’s still part of my job no?”

“Nooo !! Baka !That’s not what I meant! Like i know you’re staring at my boobs and butt!"

"Well … i mean, i do have to look at so i can take zoom shots ? But why are you asking all of the sudden?”

"Amouu !! Baka Miharu-kun Baka ! I know what you’re doing ! But .. in the mean time i also know you’re checking up on my body beside the photoshoots ! It’s so obvious! “

"Well … since you’re already spot me .. guess I can’t lie. I did check on you, yes, you have a great body Ai-chan. I mean, even though my job is taking photoshoot for different gravure idols, you’re just simply amazing. So once in a while i did take some peeks. There i said it “

"Ah ha ! But not once in a while, you did that a lot ! Especially today haha “

“Ok i lied, yeh today I did more than usual, because that bikini looks great on you.”

“Only this one?"

"Actually, a lot of them do but this one caught me eyes more”

"So desu ka ? Well, which part of my body did you stare at?"

"You wanna know?"

"Why not ? I'm curious anyway!"

"Well, I did stare straight at the middle of your rack. Then skim down to your curvy butt then sometimes your tummy. Did that couple times and then moving back and forth “

"Ah ha !! Ecchi Miharu-kun !! Ecchi !! But oh well my body is LEGENDARY anyway so I didn’t mind and I'm pretty sure you’re not the only one. Beside, I have a surprise for you!"

“Really?"

"Would you want to suck my tits?"

Miharu, shocked from hearing that, nearly drop the camera, luckily he’s still able to catch it

“Na… Nani ????”

"What’s with the reaction? You’re already checking on my boobs, don’t you wanna do something more INTERESTING with it ? Starting with sucking them ? Hehe”

“Ai- chan.. are you joking with me ? Or ..”

"Or what ? You know me for a while Miharu-kun, I normally don’t joke around ! Even if i did, this isn’t the case, i mean, don’t you ever wanna suck your gravure idol’s tits ? Even if it’s not me?"

“Well .. yes … i have many .. but .. are you sure you want to ..?"

"Baka !! Again ! Yes ! Since we’re the only one here now, it’s the best chance you can get ! You might not get this chance again!"

"Well, you want it then!"

Miharu puts down his camera, quickly gets to where Ai is standing. He doesn’t hesitate at all to grab onto her big tits, groping it in his hands, with Ai only laughs it out.

Ai then let Miharu do everything he feels like with her huge tits, his face rubs straight to her big rack, hands keep on groping.

“Ai-chan Oppai !! Oppai ! Your tits are sooo soft amazing!”

“Ecchi Miharu-kun ! Now suck it ! I can’t wait any longer!”

“Suck ? No, I'm gonna eat your tits!"

With that, Ai then pulls the string of her top, as it falls down to the ground, reveals her giant tits jiggling, pink nipples harden.

Miharu doesn’t say anything, just keep on diving into her tits, gropes them harder, suck each tits left and right while pinching her nipples.

"Miharu-kun … so good ! You suck my tits .. so good!" “Gonna suck .. gonna suck it a lot more !!! But … there are other places!"

Miharu then moves his head down to her tummy, kissing it a bit, then lower himself further, kneeling to the grass below, facing to her crotch.

Not waiting for any sec, he starts licking the thin cloth covering her pussy, making Ai moans out and shakes a bit.

Miharu goes more aggressive, he yanks off the strings on her panties, throw it away to the grass below, leaving Ai beautiful busty body bare naked.

He then resumes his doings, using his fingers to spread her clean shaved pussy lips apart, his tongue licks it violently, in and out her tight walls.

“Ahhhh … Miharu-kun … sooo harshh … my pussy … ahhhh … being eaten … ahhh …"

"Gonna eat … these walls …. And make you squirt … Ai-chan… I'm gonna make you squirt !!”

"Miharu-kunnnn … I'm … gonna cummmm … !!!”

Miharu doesn’t stop, he keeps on eating her out while thrusting his fingers into her tight walls.

His fingers combine with his tongue in and out repeatedly making Ai cum straight to his face, some to the wooden walls behind her and to the grass below.

“Hah… Miharu-kun … you’re…you’re really give me no rest do you … hah … i cum a lot … hope you like my juice .. ecchi"

“Oh yeh … your juice are sweet Ai-chan … but … I'm not gonna stop here … you will have more of me for sure .. can’t let myself … being the only one naked here … right?"

Miharu stands up. In quick motions he’s already throwing his t-shirt away to the grass, then he quickly pulls down his pants.

His giant dick pops out straight to where Ai is standing, making her literally wakes up from her orgasm, eyes widen by the sheer length of it.

“Nani kore ???? Miharu -kun … so big !!!”

"It’s gonna be bigger once i put it in for you Ai-chan!"

“Then why wait .. put it in me .. let’s see if it gets bigger!"

“Oh .. it will!"

Miharu then lies on his back to the firm but smooth grass, dicks pointing proudly to the sky in full glory.

“Ai-chan, sit on me!"

“Oooh … where should i sit on you?"

“On my face, then go suck my big dick please!"

“Greedy! But i love it Miharu-kun!"

"Why not? We’re gonna fuck anyway right Ai-chan? Let’s do sooo many things I always wanted to do with you!"

“Ecchi!!!! But oh well I started this anyway hehe”

Ai then proceeds to sit on Miharu’s face.

Her entire curvy butt starts to lower onto his tongue, and once its there, she starts grinding her pussy on his face a bit, before lower her face and upper body to his abs and dicks.

“Sugoiii Miharu-kun !! So bigg !!”

Ai then used her fingers to stroke his huge dick.

Seemingly making it even harder, she opens her mouth and starts to take over his shaft, bobs her head up and down through its length.

“Mmphh.. ai-chan … your pussy … so good … soo juicy …! You … suck my dick … so good ..!"Miharu mumbles out while tasting her tight walls, licking her juices and eating her out.

“Mmmmppph … your dickk .. so bigg … !!”

Miharu and Ai stay in that position for some moment, eating each other out.

Suddenly, both of them roll over together, as Miharu is now on top and Ai is now below, back flats to the soft grass.

Miharu, having the better position, starts to pump straight to Ai’s throat down below, full force without stopping, tongue and fingers are still playing on her pussy.

“Take that Ai-chan !!! Take my dick!!”

“Mppphmm..phmm..”

“Gonna cumm Ai- chan !! Ikuu !!”

“Mppphmmmm”

Miharu cum straight to her throat, pushes his dick straight into her, making her gagging with cum.

To his surprise, Ai squirts straight to his face, making a huge mess all over the grass.

As Miharu pulls out, a huge moans comes out from Ai…

“Haaaa… Miharu-kun cough … haaa … cum … in … my mouth cough”

“Ai-chan … you cum in my face too !!”

“Miharu-kun … motto … more … don’t stop!”

“You asked for it Ai-chan!”

Miharu rushes himself up, he then gets himself towards Ai’s lower body.

Without any delays, he spreads her legs out to the sides, revealing her pussy again, then lines up his dick towards her entrance, pushing his entire length into her in one swift stroke.

“Ahhhh… Ai-chan so tight !!”

"Miharu-kun … ahhh … bigg .. so big … !!”

“I will … fuck you now Ai-chan!! I want it !!”

Miharu pumps into Ai nonstop.

His crotch slams into hers in harsh motions, making loud sounds from each ramming as Ai lays flat, her tits bouncing through the motions in such mesmerizing way, making Miharu has to once again grab onto her huge tits, play around with them, even dive his face straight to those massive mounds.

“Mmmppph… Ai-chan … tits… always good ..!!!”

“Kimochiii Miharu -kun !!!! Ahhh… … Kimochiiii !!! I… feel greatt !!”

“Ai-chan, ride me!"

Miharu then pauses a bit. He then supports Ai from getting up to the position, his back is laying down flat to the grass below again, while Ai starts to mount on top of him.

Understand the cues, she starts moving her body up and down on his dick, her tits keep on bouncing like nothing can stop them.

“Ai-chan !! Ride me harder !! Makes me feel good !! Bounce yourself and your tits harder !!”

“Hmmmm .. haaa… Kimochi … Miharu-kun … your dick … my pussy … so good.. so hard !! .. Won’t stop bouncing !!”

“ Ride me … till we both cum Ai-chan !!”

Ai keeps on bouncing, with Miharu grabs onto her butt and pumps straight up to her tight walls, hitting the depth of her vagina.

Ai even teases him by grabbing her tits, lick her nipples just to “motivate"Miharu to pump even harder.

The two moan louder and louder, not caring that they’re butt naked on the grass garden, outdoor and having their lusts control their actions.

Miharu, moves his hands from her butt to her giant tits, grab it hard, making Ai literally tilts her head back and forth while moaning out to his sudden attacks.

The sight of the gravure idol and her fan fucking each other out in the sun isn’t something we can see everyday.

“Ai-chan !!! I'm cumming !!! I'm very close !! In your pussy !!”

“Miharu-kun !!!!! Gooo!!!"

“IKUUUUUU!!!!!!”

The two reach their climaxes and cum out loud, with Miharu cum and pump straight and deep into Ai’s wet walls, hot and tight.

Cum blows straight into her and leaks out a bit once she starts to remove tiring self out of him.

Streams of cum are flowing out from her sore pussy down to the green grass, with her body slowly lies down next to Miharu’s hard breathing self.

“Miharu -kun … cum in me ….. so good … Miharu-kun … my pussy … full of your cum … I like it ..”

“Ai-chan … your pussy .. was so tight … i want it more … Ai-chan … one more round please!"

“Haii .. Miharu-kun … do anything you want …”

Miharu then sets Ai on all-four position.

Her pussy is still leaking with cum, as his hands knead her curvy butts left to right.

The most interesting part is him using his thumbs to tease the opening of her tiny backdoor, not without his tongue also circles around it just to make things spicier.

“Ah .. Miharu-kun … that part … ahh .. it’s… strange ..”

“You’re gonna like it Ai-chan … I’ll make sure every inch of me … will fit!"

“Oh ok … I trust you Miharu-kun ..”

Miharu, without a moment to waste, lines up his fully erected shaft into her hole and starts to push his tip in her tight entrance, with Ai suddenly widen her eyes and moans out in shock.

“Ahhhhh Miharu - kun … ahhhh … so big … Miharu-kun … it splitting me apart .."Ai moans out while tilting her neck up down, even slightly look back at Miharu a bit while breathing hard.

“Ai-chan … so tight … fuckkk … so warm … gonna go further … please let me do it!"

Ai doesn’t say anything but close her eyes, biting her lips to endure the deeper penetrations .

Miharu, one hand grabs her left tit, making her relax so he can penetrate further.

The other hand hold tight on her right waist, slowly getting himself deeper to the end of her asshole, every inches of his making Ai breathes and moans louder in volume.

“Arghhhh Miharu-kunnnn …. Oh my … you’re… inside … my ass … it’s… it’s inside my ass ..”

“Ai-chan … time to show you … how anal sex… will feel like … Ikuzo!"

Miharu holds on to Ai’s waist, then proceed to fuck her ass like there’s nothing can stop him.

At first it was just slow strokes just to get the two used to the motions, but his lusty mind and Ai’s horniness quicken up the paces.

“Arghhhhh Miharu-kunnnnn !!! Arhhhhh … my assss … Miharu-kun … fuck my ass !!!! Mottooo !! Mottooo !!!”

“Ai-channnn !!!! Arhhhh !!!! Feels so good !!!! So tighttt!!!! Ai-chan !!!! I'm gonna go harder !!”

“Mottoo Miharu-kun !!! Motto !!”

Miharu then gropes tightly to her dangling tits, pounding her to the point she has to grab holds tightly to the grass, accidentally pluck out some due to the motions.

Her eyes contorts, mouth is moaning and wide open, tits are being squeezed tightly by Miharu’s hands.

Miharu finally gives in to his desire, pushing Ai’s head down to the grassy surface, ass up to the air.

He pulls his entire length out of her anus, leaving her tiny hole gapes wide and forms a huge opening, like a deep hole waiting to be entered, but soon mounts himself on top of her butt, driving his length fully into her hole again in one swift stroke.

“ARGGHHH MIHARU-Kunnnn !!!! Soo … sooo deep !! Kimochiii !!! KIMOCHIIIII!!!

“AI-CHANNNN !!!! Gonna … really fuck your ass … gonna drive you crazy!!!”

With that Miharu resumed his strokes, but harder and more forceful than last time, making Ai finally had to scream herself out to the opening air, face down to the grass, mumbling her words with her screams.

His poundings are so powerful, in and out her anus nonstop like he can literally plunge her to the ground as his crotch is slamming into her butt, slapping sounds are heard all over the garden.

The gravure idols finally being fucked all holes by her fan and it’s still unreal how it’s happening right now.

"AI-channn !!!! Gonna cumm !!! In your tight ass !!! Arhhhh !!! IKUUUUUUU !!! IKUUUU !!” “

"Ahhh Miharu-kun !!!!! kimochiiiiiiii!!!!!! In meeee !!! Kimochiiii !!”

Miharu grinds his teeth, then cum straight into Ai’s anal hole, filling her with streams of cum like he never cum any in her today.

His cum floods her hole fast while Ai couldn’t stop herself from squirting again to the grass below.

He then pulls out from her, his sweaty body drops straight to the ground, breathing in and out like he just ran a marathon.

Ai, ass still up to the air, with her hole is still gaping and leaking his cum, flowing out to the side of her leg and to the grass, making a small puddle of cum between her knees.

Her face is reddened, her breathings are still coming out from her pretty lips, her holes are sore and full of cum leaking, but she loves everything about it.

“NANI ?????? NANDE ?????”

“NANTEKOTTA ??? AI-Chan ????? Miharu-kun ????”

The loud sounds in unisons wake up Ai and Miharu from their orgasms, literally startle them to reality, as their director and crew, including the makeup team and stylist, faces full of shocks looking at their naked and cum filled states, with Ai and Miharu, looking at each other in fear

“Yabaii….”

[sanotymanjiro]

𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐭𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥 ࣪𖤐⋆.˚

𝙨𝙪𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙮𝙖𝙩𝙤

𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙩

'atsuta' means summer festival, tribute to the upcoming summer, fluff, fem!reader, suo hayato as a fifteen year old, mentions of bullying, mentions of group bullying, fake friendships, kissing, insecurity

🎆ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

it was the busiest time of the year, summer, the season of tourism. your friends had invited you to the atsuta festival and you werent really one to refuse a bit of fun so you had ended up digging up your grandmothers yakuta and sliding it on, adding some light makeup to match the colours of your attire.

'you've never been kissed before y/n?!'

y/n: uhh..well no not really..

'oh my god are you serious? that's insane.'

y/n: is it that big a deal? i mean were still fifteen...

'still?! y/n, lovely, do we need to tell you, "you're a big girl" for you to act like one? such a joke.'

their collective laughter was enough to make your stomach drop. your friends weren't the nicest girls in the world but they were the only ones willing to take you in, even if it was just to be the butt of all their cruel jokes.

y/n: ...i still think were too young to be..

there was no point in trying to defend yourself anymore because the boys had shown up and so the girls were no longer giving you their wicked, mocking glances, no longer barking out laughter as they were a second ago, but speaking an octave higher than they would usually and throwing smiles around. you decided to spare yourself before they could point out the lack of a male companion beside you because you knew that if you stayed, they would mock pity you as usual, pretend to care, just to look better in front of their boyfriends.

y/n: ...gonna go toilet real quick.

just a few dissatisfied glances were all you got. no actual response but you got the message, they wanted you gone. you hadn't really been paying any attention to where you were going, eyes glued to your feet blurred over with tears that weren't supposed to be there, from girls that weren't supposed to matter. yet every word, every glance, every mocking laugh echoed inside your head and you couldn't hear anything else.

your feet only stop once you reach the end of the footpath you were on, right near the top of the small mountain, the world like your personal jigsaw mapped out below you. a small bench invited you over so you sat to rest your feet, skin between your toes puffy and red from the strap of your sandal, stinging with every movement.

just as you were wiping your tears your head snaps up at the sound of an unfamiliar voice, one so soft it didn't sound like it was directed at you, because you weren't used to that kind of tone.

suo: can i sit here?

y/n: huh...?

you stared stupidly. the first thing that struck you as odd was the eyepatch, why would he need one of those? then it was the earrings, it wasn't uncommon for guys to wear earrings but this boy gave off a different kind of vibe to the ones who usually wore them. it took you a full blown minute and the boy to raise a hand to gesture to the large space of bench left beside you for you to finally muster up a response.

y/n: o-oh...yeh.

you really were pathetic, and bad at interacting with strangers too. you felt unnecessarily awkward despite the boy paying the tension no mind, soft smile never fading, eyes glued to the sky waiting for the next show. you let out a silent sigh, sniffling slightly as you wiped the rest of your tears.

suo: who cries on a festive night?

y/n: ...what?

you felt your breath hitch as the boy shifted round, giving you his attention. it honestly was not something you were used to, having one's undivided attention, that was usually reserved for pretty or popular girls like the ones you hung with, so the maroon eyes boring into yours, distant yet inviting led to you spilling your heart out to a boy you didn't even know.

suo: i see...so you've never been kissed before...

y/n, sniffling softly: yeh...i haven't.

suo: ...then how about i change that?

your eyes widened, brain short-circuited, and yet suo hayato stared at you as if it was the most normal thing in the world, offering to kiss a stranger, for the first time at that. your cheeks burnt and your palms suddenly felt like they were holding onto a ball of fire, throat forgetting about the water you had chugged before coming here. just as you were about to stammer out a response, suo moved. the fireworks began to erupt behind you but the loud bangs fell on deaf ears as suo's hands cradled your face, eyes poured into yours as if asking for permission and when your lips parted slightly accidentally, you gave him that.

at first you felt weird, unnatural. your heart was hammering too hard and too fast that it kind of scared you but soon that faded into a slower pulse, a warm feeling seeping into your veins and pumping around your whole body. it was soft, gentle, not like the kiss scenes you always saw in movies where the characters would be blinded by lust, it was innocent, it was you. suo finally pulled back enough just to look down into your eyes, his own filled with such a tender gaze as if the two of you weren't complete strangers. you were a blushing, panting mess but suo couldn't help but find your expression cute, his hands brushing your hair gently.

suo, smiling as if nothing happened: so, did you enjoy the fireworks?

and life went back to normal, except this time, you had one friend instead of ten. one loyal, honest and loving friend, maybe a little too loving...

2025 @sanotymanjiro

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[thragglikesrockzthragglikesblog]

thagg have you heard of a 'fursona' yet

YEH!

future peeple tell Thrafg about them. Thragg try t draw one on wall of cave for future peeple to see when time come.

Thragg maje for tumblr peeple enjoying@!

it have everything future peeple like!

tallnes

claw s

big tail

big chest

big butt

entimadating eyes

hard to spell

[lialucis]

do you have any more headcanons like the gaz one? I feel like there’s more 😭😭

- @beloveds-embrace

Uhm shit, I didn't really think this through but you bet your ass I can whip some out. They all stem from not letting the insufferable Scot get something over them.

Like, I bet Price never hears the end of it when Soap catches Price pinching a cheeky recruit or maybe even Gaz or Simon. Just rushing up on someone and just 'ehehehehe' *pinch*. Cause sometimes Price gets something up his butt that makes him a little playful, heh, and he forgets himself and pinches Soap. Only for the bugger to turn around be yanked forward by his vest and get a big fat wet one slapped on his lips.

'no green yeh get a pinch. But any red ya get a kiss' And Soap being Soap had to be the most obnoxious, and the bugger lifted some red lipstick from an office bird. He doesn't learn about the lipstick staining his beard until someone else corners him for a kiss because of red staining his lips.

Is this something?!!! I feel Soap would abuse the shit out of Irish customs saying that Scotland is close enough or some shit

[fillinforlater]

Phone Part 10: Return of the Angel +3

Male Reader x Kim Minju, Yeh Shuhua, Jung Eunbi (Eunha), Hwang Eunbi (SinB)

Length: 1550 words

Tags: strap-ons, lesbian sex, spitroasting, double penetration, overstimulation, loveless sex, voyeurism, watching, fingering thigh riding

TW: messy crazy bs

(A/N: this series randomly returns because I just needed to get this idea out of my system for good. This might be the conclusion to it, but probably not... well, maybe you send me some ideas to where this could lead up to.)

"I'll get going."

Bomi kisses your cheek, that sore cheek, sore like every patch of your skin, every bone in your body and every damn muscle, some of them you didn't even know could hurt before today. Hell, you don't even have the strength to give Bomi a proper goodbye, a weak wave is all you can muster up.

She'll not be mad at you. For what might have been either 15 or 150 minutes, you have taken turns on her and Shuhua's pussy—licking, fingering, fucking them until those tight caverns each got a big load in them. In the meantime, Minju has been their plaything. Especially Shuhua has this cruelty towards her "friend", edging her with fingers, reddening her thighs with extremely hard slaps and always promising that she'll get your cock—just to claim you with her pussy again.

You turn around when Bomi closes the door. Shuhua and Minju wrestle on the couch, the latter clearly outmatched when Shuhua puts her in a headlock with her thunder thighs. Minju tries to escape with licks on Shuhua's clit but can't find it—the nightmare of so many guys.

"Cut it out, you two," you groan, fingers on your temple. 

"N-no," Minju whines. "Minju still needs cock, wants cum in her tummy!"

"I can't." Point at your limp dick, absolutely spent. "And I have a headache. At this point, I’ll start to hate sex. Fucking hell, I'll make myself tea."

"Oh, I have an idea," Shuhua smirks and reaches for her phone while you leave for the kitchen. Whatever it is, you don’t want to deal with it. You need something relaxing, something herbal, to heal all the soreness in your body. It’s incredible to think that there is something like too much sex. You’re really close to giving up on it, even though two nymphomaniacs have turned your house into sex hub.

“No, no, stay down. You’ll get cock soon,” you hear Shuhua belittle Minju, who just whines in her usual tone. She seems to not be a bit tired after all this.

“Well, it won’t be mine,” you shout back, watching the hot water fill your cup and turn the leaves into something magical.

“Yeah, I know, you’re basically useless at this point.” Ouch, that stings. “That’s why I called back up.”

“You what?!”

“They should be here any minute now.”

Shuhua is spot on. Before your tea is finished steeping, your door bursts open. But instead of a hung man, two rather petite women enter your house. Both have a bored look on their face and immediately get to undressing. Overcoats seem to be the shit right now, and no matter who comes through your front door, they always drop it on the floor. 

“Uhm, hello?” you carefully greet them before remembering that this is your home, your kingdom! You can’t let strangers just walk in like they own the place. “This is kinda rude, you know?”

“Don’t care,” says the taller one with long, raven hair, dressed only in jeans. “We have business to do. Also, it’s rude to just stand there, naked, while two ladies walk in.” You blush and hide your crotch with the tea cup.

“We aren’t ladies, stop kidding yourself,” the other snarks back, while climbing out of her skirt. “I bet he is a good fuck, you shouldn’t kill your chances already.”

“Eh, I’ll think about it, but first—” Both girls suddenly pull out two strap-ons from God-knows-where and put them on with the casualness one would wear a fricking hat. The taller one hasn’t even removed her jeans, wearing the harness over it, while the other is fully naked and flaunts her butt at you.

“Yeah, I know, we got shit to do.” The short haired girl slaps her butt and you almost drop the cup when she walks past you with a wink. “Shuhua, where is this needy bitch? Or are you the needy bitch?”

“Oh, it’s so nice to see you, Eunbi and Eunbi,” Shuhua greets them and points at Minju, still trapped in between her fat thighs. “Look who I found.”

“She is insatiable. Incredible that he can still stand,” the shorter Eunbi says.

“Hm, maybe he is a good fuck. Anyways, we’ll try our best to keep her down,” the taller Eunbi says. The three conspirators try to agree on a strategy on how to fuck the angelic girl. You’ve become invisible in your own house, your entry to the living room goes largely unnoticed. Except for Minju who pouts at you when the two Eunbis lift her up and put her in a doggy position. The shorter one is below her, the other is ready to press the plastic cock into Minju’s puckered hole.

"Should we do it at the—nevermind, you're already in." The small Eunbi groans in annoyance, the other looks unapologetic and starts to rut slowly against Minju's butt. The long shaft forcing open Minju’s hole, paired with the denim on her sore, pink buttocks, must feel incredible and incredibly painful at the same time. Who knows which of the two makes Minju wail and moan more.

"Come on, Eunha, shove it in her sex," Shuhua urges on the Eunbi below as she excitedly stares at the unholy sight of fake cocks on ready holes. Her eyes mimic the camera lens for a porn shoot, while you're the director, watching the scene play out. Either way, it's good content.

"Minju's pussy, Minju's ass, so full!" Minju is loud, louder than before. Shuhua is having none of it.

"Shut up. SinB, make her stay quiet. And don't let her cum."

Two hands move to cover Minju's mouth, two cocks move in and out at a rapid pace, two sets of eyes watch on in awe. Satisfied with what crazy madness she has come up with, Shuhua sits down next to you and lazily jerks your cock with two fingers. Oh, that victorious smile, glassy, lewd eyes, you'd love to wipe it off her face.

"You like what you see? Now you don't have to do anything anymore."

"What was that about me being useless?" Grab her by the throat and spit in her face. She looks pissed, you love it. "I came in you, even when Minju was willing to do anything to get my load and now you're still cruel to her? Seems mildly unfair."

"And what are you gonna do about it? Fuck her, if you can."

Shuhua is bratty, but just as much as she is bratty, she is also light. You easily place her nude frame on your thigh, her still dripping, creaming heat right on your skin. She hisses and you tighten your grip on her throat.

"I'm going to make you cum—you know I can, it's super easy—but only if you tell those two friends of yours to make Minju cum until she passes out.”

“Fuck, bastard,” Shuhua hisses. With your thumb on her clit, this is easily the quietest and tamest she has been for hours. Her body twitches, an honest reaction to how much she is addicted to the mind-blowing orgasms you can get out of her. Such a small finger, yet she is squirming, contemplating, faltering.

“Those two are so cruel,” you tell Shuhua, nose deep in her greasy hair. “They fuck her so hard, just to pull out at the last moment. Why do you want to torture Minju so bad?”

“Be-because she needs to get to the-the point.”

“What point?”

“The point where sex is no fun. She can go forever. She will never stop, your—fuck—plan to make her p-pass out, useless.”

This explains a lot. The Angel is insatiable, her lust seems infinite, but Shuhua’s plan—won’t it make things worse? At some point, SinB and Eunha will have to stop and Minju will be more desperate than ever. She will wobble through the house, tackle you the second she sees you and will force your cock in her pussy no matter what. A true tragedy.

“Well, I don’t care,” you say and tug at one of Shuhua’s nipples, she bites her fingers. “You’ve been too greedy, time for her to—”

“Fuck, fine.

“SinB, don’t hold back. Eunha, suck her tits, overstimulate this bitch!”

“What?” the two ask in unison and disbelief.

“Do-don’t ask questions, please, just do it!”

The way the two purple plastic cocks move in and out of Minju with the sole goal of too much pleasure has you satisfied and in a new heat, your cock hardening slowly but surely. With an ever increasing rhythm, you move your thigh up and down and Shuhua starts to ride, her loudness increasing again. She is as close as Minju and it only takes SinB pulling those messed up oak strands, you to rub Shuhua’s clit, for them both to explode. 

You focus not on Shuhua shuddering, shaking on you, but at Minju’s expression. Her eyes jump wide, then tears shoot out and flow down, just to be blocked by SinB’s hands on her mouth. She’d be so loud, words messier than her hair would fill the room. After this peak, both collapse. Shuhua meets the floor, Minju falls on top of Eunha, who still thrusts, even spanks the Angel’s ass. 

You’re hard again. Where is this going to end?

[hero-hoe]

For the #1 Captain MacTavish enthusiast @brewed-pangolin after talking about that bubble butt 🥵🥵 I had a brain worm

MDNI 18+ ONLY. Vague smut, marriage kink, body and chest hair worship. PiV. Fem!Reader.

Captain John MacTavish who knows exactly what his body looks like, heavy muscles with a healthy layer of fat and even warmer layer of hair all over his body. The man is damn near furry, and he knows exactly how it makes you feel. You, the bonnie lass he met after retirement who he immediately had to wife up.

You, the sweet little thing he loves waking up to long after sunrise on lazy Sunday mornings Cuddled together in bed with you wearing his shirt, your soft thighs thrown over his thick ones, knees cradling his defined waist. One hand behind his head, tucked up under the pillow for extra comfort while the other guides your rocking hips. Letting your delicate hands grope at his chest, knowing you love his "hairy tits" as you once called them.

"That's it, hen. Doin' so good fer me." He groaned, eyes half lidded yet so full of love as he watched you grind yourself on his shaft so lazily. You'd both been at it all morning, the dark brown hair of his thighs now slicked to his skin with your juices. He loved seeing himself covered in you nearly as much as you loved toying with his hair.

Your deft fingers were carded under the loosely curled hairs on his chest, groping at his pecs for balance with every motion, tugging on the pelt of your warrior.

"Atta girl. Can feel ye gettin' close again." The hand comes out from behind his head, moving to cradle yours instead and push your face into his chest. A low moan left his throat when your teeth bit into his flesh, just hard enough to leave an indentation on the side of his breast. "C'mon, lass, be jus' let go fer me." He insists, moaning as you tug the hair on his chest once again in desperation. "Shh, ah ken is a lot, hen, but ma wife can take it, yeh? Ma perfect girl can give me one more."

He finished after you did, a few lazy bucks of his hips into your wet warmth while you bit and drooled into his chest, making a mess of the hair you had so neatly finger combed earlier that morning. He kept you on his lap once you were both done, reaching onto the nightstand for the water bottle you had left on his nightstand and encouraging you to drink.

A scarred hand smoothed down his frazzled chest hair once you were both adequately hydrated, letting out a disapproving tut. "Look at the mess ye made, love. Ma gorgeous wife had me all groomed and ready, and ye fuffed it up. How about ye fix that, hmm?" He teased, knowing just how much you loved getting his hair in order. Be that his mohawk, now musch longer than it was in his service days, or the hair adorning every inch of his powerful body.

Your fingers worked with expert care, straightening out the tangles you had made, arranging the hair of his chest to point inward and downwards towards his stomach. You smoothed out what you could of his comfort-softened tummy, but his grip on your waist wouldn't let you go far enough to reach below his navel.

"Much better, love. Ah'm lucky to have such a caring wife, no?"

[larsonabarsona]

Under The Full Moon

The continuation of "Stolitz but its kind of venom" concept (yeh, i still call it that0)) ), where Stolas not on purpose possesses over Blitz, but they can work in team (if Stolas wants and on that art he lets him, cmon, lets the child has some fun xd)

the achievement of that art: a little piece of Blitz`s butt xd

[nighhtwing]

the oversexualization of dick grayson in grayson comics </3 an overview:

or how many times can someone mention dick grayson's attractiveness in one series (the answer is a lot)

secret origins (2014) #8: "'A review from 'circuspeanuts.com' states, 'Young Dick is fearless and charismatic, with a disarming smile...'"

secret origins (2014) #8: "He is quite handsome, and if he is as charming as they say, well--it is often said to know a man is to love him." —minos

grayson #1: ticket collector watches, captivated, as dick walks away

grayson #1: "I can read the electrical activity inside that pretty head [...] If you get away, I won't remember that charming face." —midnighter

grayson #4: "One of my cameras caught a rare and beautiful sight. A man. [...] I'm talking about some prime Hollywood beefcake. Nice bahookie on 'im too. Couldn't get a good shot of 'is face, but what good's that anyway." —one of the students

grayson #4: "Now, where are those ripplin' shoulders?! I want 'em!" —one of the students as they're trying to stalk dick

grayson #4: "Sexy Tarzan-man me Jane." / "No, me Jane!" —two college students as dick swings in from the trees

grayson #4: "A gay French gymnast? I'll be writing stories about you, Agent 39. Sexy stories." —dr elisabeth netz

grayson #6: "Your nifty Hypnos tech trick may make it so I can't see Spyral agents' faces...but I'd know that ass anywhere." —midnighter

grayson #8: "I...I have to confess it. I love. Gym." "Oh yeah. Best subject. By far." "Nah. Not 'gym.' 'Jim.' That's what I named the right cheek. Left one's Juan. An' he's a fine one that Juan. But my heart belongs to Jim." "I can see that." "Poor Juan though. (sigh) He's going to need comforting. Lots and lots of comforting." "But it's all like a waste though, right? I mean, he's gay." "Ah, Janni. Don't yeh understand. Paris is gay...that doesn't stop me from wanting to climb up on its Eiffel Tower." —students ogling dick

grayson #8: "Y'know, after all's said and done...I may just have to give Juan another chance." "(sigh) Poor Jim." "He'll need some comfort." "Lots and lots of comfort." —students ogling dick's ass after he shot paragon in the heart

grayson #10: "I wouldn't have been so taken by a common thief with the most beautiful butt I have ever seen...and an unusually well-developed penchant for duplicity." —duchess

grayson #10: "I pulled autopsy reports for all of the murdered agents, Director Bertinelli. The depth of the bludgeoning injuries is consistent with the muscle-strength locked into Agent 37's lovely arms." —dr elisabeth netz

grayson #12: "You know, Agent 37, after watching you fight for my Spyral all this time, this is not at all how I imagined meeting you. I think I just assumed you'd have your shirt off. Oh well, my loss really." —agent zero ii, luka netz

grayson annual #2: dick is so sexy that, when stopping hypnos, one of the fists of cain was so shocked by his sexiness that she got distracted enough to get knocked off her motorcycle

grayson #13: dick is fully nude in front of dr elisabeth netz and makes his discomfort known

grayson #15: "So, question. You all have names. Robin, Red Robin, Red Hood. Except leader-guy. All the Robins just call him "Tight Ass." For various reasons.

grayson #20: "By the way, now that I am in this gorgeous body, I can tell you with some certainty that the only woman Dick Grayson ever truly loved was named Barbara--" —dr. daedalus

grayson annual #3: "I should have known something was wrong when I couldn't see his face. Then again, the danger of the situation, the enormous pressure of encountering four simultaneous vampires--oh who am I kidding. I was distracted by his butt. Hell, if I was a vamp, I'd bite him, too. I had minutes, maybe less, before that beefcake became a body bag." —constantine

grayson annual #3: dick's just getting ASSAULTED by vampires btw. getting called "luscious"

[gigglebone6]

ithink this is what tumblr would be like in the dogman universe: a simulator

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

can those villain asshats get control of those goddamn monsters i have lost literally every single fucking thing thanks to those brainless pieces of shits last week a fucking T-REX SKELETON destroyed my fucking HOUSE and everything around it

🪻 inmylane-1999

how are you able to say those words

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

what words?

🪻 inmylane-1999 the a word, f word, and s word

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

oh i see you're one of the Collardale inhabitants. screw the fuck off your town is a CURSE

🪻 inmylane-1999

what did i do? :(

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🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

hnstly i dont get y Daryl hangs arnd that pig guy hes rlly mean & bad

🐊 piethrowingboss

didnt u help us go after him when he ditched us after the mini jail broke 2 bits?

🪰 greenweirdthingwithteeth follow

yeh butt hes still rlly mean & i was a lil moar concerned 4 Daryl

🐊 piethrowingboss

ohhhh kk

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🐕 zupabuddiezthezenutz

zomg did u guyz watch that new mini-documentary w/ Petey The Cat n Zarah Hatoff??? that waz tragickk..

#holy shart i have so much moar respect 4 him now..

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🔄 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep reblogged

🌆 icareforyou follow

still dont know why people are supporting Petey Duckhat just because of that documentary, didn't he terrorize the city for more than a month or two?? ntm he quite literally MUTILATED Officer Knight and Greg The Dog's bodies bad enough with that bomb to where they had to become that sick and horrible abomination i have to stomach through seeing on the news every week.

😀 randomcivillian-956 follow

i know right?? like hes genuinely a horrible cat but people are supporting him for no other reason other than "oh hes a victim!!" like shut the fuck up and grow up.

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op i wouldn't say DogMan is sick and horrible, he seems to be in great condition despite such an accident and hard surgery to conduct, and looks perfectly happy. while i don't support Petey Duckhat either, you took it a step further and suggested that DogMan is currently in conditions horrible enough to render him an "abomination".

🌆 icareforyou follow

dont you post tips for fucking evil monsters on your blog.

#LMAOOO dude was SLAUGHTERED so hard they deactivated #redogs

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🌭 24hotdogsatyourdoorstep

walking on the street with a small can of living spray in my pocket and the nearest cop explodes into blood guts and viscera

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🦷 bigmonsterinyourheart

okay i get that Dr. Scum is a real and kinda sucky person and all that but his labcoat kinda fucks!!

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✨ lookatthestars

Hot take or whatever but I don't think we should trust a guy who gets really distracted by squirrels and balls and a kitten who could easily get hurt to protect our city. Lightning Dude IS one of the better options as they ARE a highly durable and strong robot, but The Bark Knight and Cat Kid maybe aren't our best bets, they could get hurt easily and aren't exactly professionals.

Don't get me started on the Friendly Friends, I don't think we can trust two guys who JUST left the same exact trio that was responsible for that marshmallow factory's destruction (which left many injured, some DEAD), what if they're pretending? Also the bugs could easily get killed, they're small and fragile, the most work they can do without a high risk of getting smashed is spying on villains.

Commander Cupcake's a different story, as I'm pretty sure that guy only helped out, like, 3 times.

#anti-supa buddies #anti-friendly friends #twinkle twinkle little star

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🪁 lalalalala89

dude imagine if we were in a book rn and ppl were posting on tumblr abt us

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🎠 supastarr

remember, calico trans toms are perfectly valid! even cis toms can be calicos, and fur pattern doesn't determine exact gender, especially with fur dying technology nowadays! :)

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[kizmitt990]

Usually i dont talk about shows or anything after ive fully finished them but im bored so il going to talk about s1 of tfa :

spoilers under cut

didnt like prowl at first because he wasnt working with the autobot gang and came off as self centred but its literally just his autism lol, i like how you see his love for nature and helping others , he's just more blunt about it .also i see the fans talk about how they dont like this prowl , i mean i cant say much because ive only ever watched tfp and this but i think prowls cool so

bumblee is so silly i like how he looks like a bug with his bigass head and large slanted eyes-also his drill-stinger things. Hes cute i like him

Bulkhead is so sweet omddd its so sad to see how hes the butt of the joke most of the time but i think he's cool in that he's not the most articulated but tries and cares about his friends deeply

Seeing ratchet with a beer belly was not on my 2025 bingo card after watching tfp but here we are , i like him he reminds me of my gcse art teacher lmao

I like this optimus because hes clearly young and inexperienced but is determined to be the best leader for his friends and the greater good. I like how he snaps and loses his temper in the last two episodes and is able to make up for it and save the city in the end.

As for the decepticons the ones i only really care about are black airachnia and megatron ,sorry -not that i dont care about the others guys its..idk . Anyways i like how megatrons a constant threat and you feel like hes clearly there even when hes not physically present which makes his appearance in the last two episodes powerful. Didnt expect elita 1 to become black airachnia but i like her a lot and how shes driven by wanting to go back to her past form, unlike the rest of the antagonists who want to take over the world yeah yeh yeah....airachnia's need for power comes from ger trauma

Uhh i dont have much about the human characters , i like sari ,also the dinobots are cool

[dogstarmoonheart]

Im pissed here ⬇️ This is a rant made mid-rage

written after an encounter with one of those bloggers who hate everything that isn’t canon and dislikes Wolfstar and throws up from the thought of Jegulus (?).

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First of all, there are a lot of tropes I don't really like and that I don't take part of. I, for one, like my Lupin awkward and scrawny, not like a cool casanova. I struggle to see the beauty of making Regulus all soft and dovy, as his personality from the start has been based on the fact that he's cold, hurt and uptight. I have never read Y/N as I feel conflicted with the arrangement. WITH THAT SAID, I feel no bloody need to point out, complain or talk poorly about those who do enjoy these things.

I'm a big jily fan. I was 13 (isch??) when I entered the fandom and back then “jegulus” wasn’t a thing. (I've grown to enjoy the "jegulus ship" though, and some of my favorite fics are jegulus-centered.)

I get people being like:

“huh jegulus? how would that even???”

and I also get people who hold onto jily like a life jacket.

BUT for the love of the gods, that doesn't mean people need to be such c*nts.

“This fandom has gotten out of hand”

“I don’t like it when people make ships that aren’t canon” (????? why are you here then?????)

and also people who are so butt-hurt bc. of adaptions and interpretations, like??? what do you think a fandom does???

“That character would never act like that” DO YOU FUCKING KNOW THEM PERSONALLY??

“that’s not realistic at all” your mom’s not realistic at all.

“rosekiller is so offensive” YOU ARE OFFENSIVE

you’re literally 40 go AWAY.

If you want it to be 100% accurate to the books, read. the. fucking. books??????

I’m not speaking for those who change a character to unrecognition, but I stumble upon people who are still mad about Wolfstar??? And it pisses me off dawg. It pisses me off.

Don’t attack people who enjoy non-canon queerness or a cool Remus Lupin or (gods forbid) a kind ratboy (you know he’s my everything)

Kindly piss off Karen (of course not if ur lovely, and happen to be named Karen, you stay right where you are <3)

Sorry, I had to get that out of mi system. Just think it’s bollocks that people can’t just sit back and shut up.

FYI: This house (blog) is safe to all and I hope ye kno’ that nasty hags are just hiding their weird ass values behind the statement “it’s not canon”. They themselves are mucky. They are a bad joke with a borin' punchline ;)

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I wanted to share this cuz even if it might not make complete sense (as I wrote it in fury at 3 am) it’s a good enough reminder that yeh should stay gay, stay loud, and keep making old angry people mad. Ship weird shit and idk..make James an emo just to piss somebody off, who gives a shit.

kisses my sweets