#bzzzzzzzzzz

[arin-bunny]

The knowledge is Tinnitus.

[blinkinbrothershark]

If you could be any animal, what would you choose?

Oooo that's a good question!

Probably a mosquito (if that counts)

Mainly because it would be pretty fun to just fly around annoying people lmao. Where I live there are no mosquitos so idk if they do anything more than that.

Although, I wouldn't like to have to drink people's blood, because thats pretty mean.

[imtrestriste]

i love the sound of night time in tha summer

[thekenobee]

My greatest foes:

1. Napoleon

2. Mosquitos

[bustyclaireonalternia]

kisses

8. A kiss on a healing bruise

Joey stares down at the grey skin of Sollux's back. There's old cuts and scratches that have only now started on the way to recovery. Joey doesn't really know why Sollux has been helping her, why he's risking injuries like these getting her away from too-friendly strangers, but in the end she can't help but feel a sorry kind of appreciative.

"You don't have to do this, yknow. Helping me." She murmurs into the quiet air. Sollux doesn't respond at first, and Joey wonders if he's debating being sparky or resisting the urge to be too kind.

The answer that she receives is somewhere messy in-between.

"D0n't get excited, I'm just doing what I want t0 do."

Joey's eyes lift from her work, cleaning the scratches to a bruise, a few days old and a dark yellow, just below the nape of his neck.

Hesitantly, she presses her lips to the area, trying to soothe something deeper then the skin.

"Well, I want you do be more careful. Please?"

Sollux doesn't respond, and Joey doesn't push.

That's how things stay calm.

[monster-noises]

I need to get a nice weighty sand bag or something to stuff into Henrik my djungelskog so i can do some deep pressure therapy on myself when i get like this

Cause a nice deep hug works but he's so Light it's tough to get the actual reqction i need in my body, but it Does still help

OO AH AUG WOAHG

I Got Too Much Energy All Of the Sudden

[rad-roche]

god. i started fallout 4 to go get location reference pictures for the third rail, so i load into goodneighbor and, don't ask me how, the ambient gentle buzz of the neon lights were blown up to like 400% louder than what they should be and also completely unmoored from their expected positions on the map. just a loud, horrific BZZZZZZZZZZ the moment i walk in. audio equivalent of this

[discogirlsclub]

What kind of toys do you think the jjk men would have?

like hot wheels?

hurhurh i’m so funny

gojo, ino, toji, shiu all have fleshlights mhm

also nanami has a flashlight that was gifted to him and he refused to use but one day got a littol needy and pulled it out (have y’all seen that fanart i’m down nasty)

i’m so stuck on sukuna because on one hand i see him with whips and nipple clamps and a sounding rod and fucking chastity cages and all the nasty shit, but honestly i think he’s so vanilla with it LMAO he fucks good but he fucks boring

gojo as well as his fleshlight has vibes and plugs and maybe a dildo or two he’s got a collection. also owns a strap for others to use on him. OH and he has a lovense collection esp the ones he can wear out imagine him fighting a cursed spirit and his hot pink lovense turns on. cut the cameras all we are hearing is BZZZZZZZZZZ

who am i missing CHOSO has a little bullet vibrator he uses sometimes when he wants to cry lol runs it over the tip until he’s shaking🙂‍↕️

higuruma has one of those motorised fleshlights. one he can just hold still or attach to his desk and it will do all the work. he’s a tired man okay?

also i think ino has a massage wand that he genuinely brought for his muscles but got curious about how it would feel on his cock and he hasn’t been the same since

geto has edible lingerie, not really a sex toy but i had to note that down. i also think he’s pretty content with his fist but he has a cock ring 🙂‍↕️

[carldoonan]

This Flying Li’l Cutie says: “Bzzzzzzzzzz…” 🦋🪰🧚

[headlight-district]

Bzzzzzzzzzz. 🇺🇸💪

[chrxsprettygirl]

bzzzzzzzzzz (im vibrating, use me as a bibraor)

This is something Abby would say

[bustyclaireonalternia]

☆ Sollux

"He seems really nice, but he also seems really sad. There's this whole energy of just... self destruction around him, and I think he knows it. His smile and laugh were kinda cute though!!!"

[bustyclaireonalternia]

Joey turns her head to look at him a bit, listening quietly until he's done. They're laying on the ground, staring up at Alternian constellations she cannot name. He's always wonderfully good at explaining complicated troll concepts to her that Xefros can't quite get right.

She wonders sometimes, why he's not with his friends since he knows so much.

Instead, she softly asks, "do you know anything about yours...?" She knows Alternian history can be... spotty. Names, faces, are muddled or even erased entirely, struck from a fushian thrones record at the slightest misstep.

She knows she'll join that faceless crowd, someday.

"Whats an ancestor, by the way? I overheard a troll talking about it."

n0w the inferior mind w0uld tell you its y0ur equivalent to a human parent. it's n0t. that may be a convenient sh0rthand but it muddies a shitload 0f details about h0w we reproduce.

f0r example: you 0nly have one ancest0r. humans get two parents right? 0h sure your ancest0r fucked some0ne, probably many, but y0u only have 0ne ancestor. 0r i guess theoretically as many times as the gene has expressed itself that way. i'm getting very 0ff track now 0ne moment.

y0ur ancestor is the last time the m0ther grub laid an egg with nearly identical traits to y0urs. mother grub gathers up a fuckhuge batch 0f geneslime and just sort 0f mixes it. so technically every single repr0ducing pair of tr0lls in the last gathering of pails are y0ur parents, your ancest0r is just the previous time that big mix s0mehow matched up enough rand0m genes to create s0mething like you.

[tennco]

bzzzzzzzzzz I'm gonna get ya

*doinks against window repeatedly*

please i just wanna open my fucking window.

[skrzynka]

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