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telemachus is so pretty that he used to get bullied in ithaca for being too pretty. the suitors would chase him around yelling “pretty face pretty face”
#can you blame them#telemachus#telemachus of ithaca#the odyssey#epic the musical#the iliad#greek mythology
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The Beatles in India, July 1966.
#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#john and paul#mclennon#the beatles#the last picture is so funny#all the men absolutely under Paul’s spell#Paul on his way to make straight men question their sexuality#can you blame them#the one with John taking photos#Beatles in India#1966#Beatles 1966#second picture taken by Ringo
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I love Sam as our protag and I appreciate Lena as our new ominous office manager but sorry neither of them stand a chance. that entire office is literally just 'Alice Dyer and people who are irrevocably undeniably intensely in love with Alice Dyer' with not even a single exception
#she's the ONLY PERSON COLIN LIKES#Lena respects her?????#GWEN WAS BLOODY FLUSTERED ABOUT THE MERE THOIGHT OF ALICE BEING NICE TO HR#Teddy and Sam are a given do I even have to go over why they are ib love w her#Celia will be too. just you wait#I can tell lesbianism because I am in fact a raging lesbian#alice dyer the woman you are#tmagp#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#tmagp 11#colin becher#gwen bouchard#lena kelly#samama khalid#teddy vaughn#celia ripley#I wouldnt even be surprised if mr bonzo would fall for her#like have you heard her. I couldn't blame him frankly#alice dyer#theory: everyone stays as long as they do in that fucked up little job because alice stays#can you blame them
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Merlin: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Elyan: Several traffic violations.
Arthur: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Gwaine: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Lancelot: Also, that's not our car.
#did Lance steal the car?#no he didn’t#but he figured Merlin at least needs to know that the others stole the car#they’re all still figuring out this modern world#but you think not breaking laws would be an obvious choice#but Merlin was potentially in trouble#can you blame them#bbc merlin#sir elyan#king arthur#gwaine bbc#lancelot#merlin emrys#merlin bbc#merthur#arthur pendragon#bbc merthur#merlin x arthur#elyan#bbc gwaine#sir lancelot#lancelot bbc#prince arthur#gwaine would be an energy drink addict#you can’t tell me otherwise#the knights of camelot#they’re so ride or die
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I am finally in a good place to start writing again, but I'm rusty af. Starting off with some prompts this week (yay June! yay Pride Month!)
Prompt from @creativepromptsforwriting, wrote this with @miradelletarot in mind because I've lurked her account enough the past few months she deserves something sweet.
"I miss the dumbest things about him."
Your fingers dance across the top of the floral arrangement resting upright in the window overlooking the orange sea of sunset. You pull back, a petal that had fallen from the oldest flower between your thumb and forefinger.
"His eyes, of course. Him forgetting to tuck his hair behind his ears because there was something more important." The petal rests in the palm of your hand, and then rises slowly to your eye level at your ask, at your whisper of Weave that dances from under your tongue. "That's normal I suppose, when you've been apart so long.
But I miss the ink stains on his fingertips. The strangled noise that he made when he was trying not to laugh at open mic night at the Yawning Portal last season."
You turn with a remembered smile and immediately raise your chin to keep the tears in your eye — you've already had to redo the eyeliner you'd borrowed from Shadowheart, what a disaster a second time would be. A small somatic motion, and the petal multiplies among your hair to create a crown of white and blue.
Today was about new lives, after all. Growth after darkness. The tower had been your self-imposed cell for what seemed like an age, and it was finally time to leave, to see all your…. All your everyone. Crying was expected, today of all days, when friends and family had gathered to celebrate life and change.
"I hope he's well, where ever he is. I hope he's ready for what's next.
Do you think he knows? That I miss him?"
Tara blinked slowly at you, lowering a well-cleaned paw to one of many pillows she had claimed in your study. A brief stretch and turn, before she calls your name and waits for your rapt attention.
"You speak of Master Dekarios as if he is dead and not simply downstairs pondering the same of you."
"You think, Tara?" you gasped earnestly, hand to your chest. The petal crown flickered as you suddenly crossed the room to the double doors, tailored fabric fluttering after you. The handles were cold under your fingertips, and you wavered just long enough that an impatient huff of Weave from behind you blew the doors open. That broke the ice of your hesitance and you darted down the stairs toward familiar noises.
You were too quick to hear a tressym grumble that the longest you'd been apart was this morning's few hours. A forgotten bouquet in her mouth, she follows you into the chaos.
You had places to be, of course. Important places, today. It wouldn't do to be late to your own wedding.
#it seems like its angst but ITS NOT#ITS FLUFF#bg3#gale x gn!reader#gale x reader#reader is a little bit pathetic#but they're in love#can you blame them#gale of waterdeep#gale dekarios#tara the tressym#tara cameo#drabble#bg3 drabble
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so random but lucía's "wow" on that story reminded me of ona's comment under this ig post from maya 😭😭😭
#spanish girls being gay for maya >>>#can you blame them#ona batlle#maya le tissier#lucía garcía#muwfc#2022#tb
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I know we're not supposed to go to the Tractor Supply right now but they're the only place in town that regularly call me 'sir'
#can you blame them#personal problems#to be fair total wine also made me remove my mask bc the F on my license was so sus#ignore my gray hairs#non binary#life of a texan peasant
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finished my third run of Book of Hungry Names and while I'm waiting on other games to come out I'll probably end up doing a fourth run
I have another idea for a 'things you should know' post to make and I might even do an analysis of every packmate's taste in music because it's so goshdang good and colours the story and its setting so much
I also noticed there is yet to be a 100% guide on the game and I feel like I've obsessively documented the game enough now to make a passable one to put up on Steam but whooooo knows
#idk i just put these out in the wod tags for documentation's sake#wta#book of hungry names#can answer questions if anyone's stuck with anything#but 90%+ of the time people just wanna know how you smash in this game#can you blame them
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Not completely out of pocket
Over the years people have all but outright said they want to replace me in my marriage
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how often do u think various genshin charas gang up on aether to tickle him,,,,,,like he's in mondstadt for some inane bs and suddenly albedo has roped klee and kaeya into an "experiment" that involves giving aether so many raspberries. or zhongli sees how stressed aether has been lately so he mentions it to chef mao who mentions it to xiangling, who gets all the liyue teens into a tickle fight that they drag aether into
- Z
aether breathes and everyone's like "ok cool!! i need to wreck you within an inch of your life"
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Of the 19 hijackers who carried out the Sept 11 attacks:
15 were from Saudi Arabia (a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
2 were from the United Arab Emirates (also a powerful/oil-rich country the U.S. works hard to maintain diplomatic relations with)
1 was from Egypt, 1 from Lebanon.
None of the hijackers were from Iraq.
None of the Sept 11 hijackers were Iraqi.
None of the 9/11 hijackers were from Iraq.
#9/11#serious post#not a shitpost#this should be one of the first things kids learn when they learn about the 9/11 attacks#politics#this is just...it's such an essential and brazen fact and i rarely see basic outrage over it#i want outrage. i want fury. i want disgust over the way fundamental facts are disguised and discarded and downplayed#because there are things we should KNOW. basic fact we should ALL KNOW. and they are tucked away in the footnotes.#and no this is NOT to put the blame on other middle eastern countries#we know this was carried out by a specific terrorist organization not a national government#but King George the Second decided (and was encouraged by his cabinet!) to invade a nation!#a nation that was not at all related or responsible!!!#a dictatorship to be sure--but a dictatorship that King George the First had been happy to support#so what changed? why did we go in guns blazing to DEMOLISH a country *we had NO PLANS OF REPAIRING*???#well. because they wanted a villain didn't they. a nice clean war. clarity of purpose. us the heroes against them the villains#and when you're in that mindframe--truth is irrelevant. you can pick your villain (your victim) by rolling a roulette wheel#truth is irrelevant#worse: to the people in charge#truth is a HINDRANCE#'Alternative facts' existed long before it became a catchphrase#facts don't matter. truth doesn't matter. the impulses of a handful of volatile & rich & power-high people--that's History. congratulations
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Eurylochus they can never make me hate you
#I can never blame either of them#I will always pin the blame on paris of troy#fuck you paris of troy you know what you did#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#eurylochus#odysseus#epic odysseus#epic eurylochus#tagamemnon#calciumcreates
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they would
#I mean can you blame them?#harley quinn#poison ivy#harlivy#harley x ivy#fanart#sketches#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#harley quinzel#pamela isley
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#American politics#Biden harris#Jumblr#kamala harris#kamala 2024#us politics#election 2024#2025#israel palestine conflict#pro palestine#Like yes things are not ideal politics is complicated. That’s why you vote for the BEST AVAILABLE OPTION RIGHT NOW#I can already tell what some of the braindead takes are gonna be like “we were just using out votes to oppose facismmmmm”#Omg well if deMoCrAts haven’t been silent for 7 yearsssss#The amount of arrogance you have to have to have these sort of takes as you take the freedom of minorities and women hostage#The republicans won’t be silent for 7 years. They’ll be actively campaigning for your blood. Hope that’s better.#Keep reassuring each other that you did the right thing. Keep patting yourselves on the back. Hope it’s all worth it.#Yes protest but goddamn use some COMMON SENSE????#And ANOTHER THING why wasn’t the rights of women an acceptable enough reason to ENSURE orange man doesn’t take office??#The way that some people can be this selfish and unable to care about others if it doesn’t immediately benefit them#the sad thing is I know this won’t change their minds or attitudes they will continue to blame everyone else and take zero accountability#No matter how you feel about Kamala nothing you say will convince me that letting trump win is a better alternative. NOTHING.
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COMPOSURE [impossible: failure] - ummmm.. uh.. she um...is she? huh??? what????
#giggling and twirling my hair only by looking at them#can you blame me tho?#harry is having her bi awakening#mmmmmmmmmmmm kim#fem harrykim#harrykim#disco elysium#fem kim kitsuragi#fem harry du bois#kim kitsuragi#kim kitsuragi disco elysium#harry du bois#harry du bois disco elysium#genderbend#i guess?#art#fanart#zira draws#yay gay people again#sapphic#sapphic harrykim#sapphic disco elysium
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My intrusive thoughts win again
Hear me out cake but with team Minato
#naruto#naruto shippuden#team minato#obito#kakashi#rin nohara#obito uchiha#uchiha obito#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#like kakashi can you even blame them? it`s not their fault they have eyes#sakumo hatake mentioned#they are so silly
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