#can’t blame him
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Something Doctor Who misses out on is how none of the companions are extremely interested with any one thing. All the companions are all “idk, I have a few ideas of stuff that’d be cool to see, but I’m up for whatever! All of space and time, woohoo! :)”
And that’s great for them and I know it makes for a better show overall but I think it would be more realistic for someone to say “I want to see every historically significant moment for my special interest, and then I want to double back for mundane bits too.”
I, for example, would be an insufferable companion.
I’d be like, “okay now take me to the place and time where they first used stirrups for the whole ride instead of just using them as a foothold to mount the horse. Then I want to watch Ray Hunt put a first ride on a colt. After that we’ll take a nap, and then let’s sneak onto set of the Return of the King to be extras in the Ride of the Rohirrim”
The Doctor would be all “please. This is the twentieth horse-centric stop in a row. We have all of space available to us. Can we leave Earth this time I’m begging you”
And my annoying ass would go “not unless there’s horses in space” roll credits
#maybe he has built-in Horse Girl radar and avoids us like the plague#can’t blame him#doctor who#there are of course horses in space#or at least horse-adjacent creatures#but if you think that matters you don’t understand horse girls#I wanna drive cattle with the buckaroos in Nevada at the turn of the century#I would use Horse Soldier Horse Soldier by Corb Lund as an itinerary#brought to you by a ghost horse
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Michael betraying God and Heaven for a 19 year old med student with blonde hair, a bitchy attitude and daddy issues remains one of the funniest ship build ups on supernatural and I love that for them.
#can’t blame him#I would’ve done the same if Adam Milligan wanted me inside him#supernatural#midam#adam x michael#adam milligan#michael spn#archangel michael
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Lando slapping Oscar’s ass or at least trying? Sure, why the hell not.
#can’t blame him#lando norris#oscar piastri#Landoscar#he’d have fully gotten palm to cheek if Oscar hadn’t turned around lmao 💀
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Detective Conan Chap 1122
#shinichi: ‘are they flirting in front of the police and a dead body?’#Shinichi is tired from having to deal with these two#watching someone with your face flirting agressively with someone you kinda know is disturbing#and then Hakuba had the gall to flirt with Ran hahaahahahahahah#dcmk#hakukai#hakuba saguru#detco#detective Conan#kuroba kaito#magic kaito#kaitou kid#sagukai#白快#하쿠카이#edogawa conan#can’t blame him#canon compliant
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#suit so tight it’s like second skin#you can see everything#rip John#i wonder how many bullets John will miss because he won't be able to focus#can’t blame him#John staring at Bob for the millionth time and getting shot in the shoulder bc of it: ‘worth it’#can you tell i love this bts bit#also look at his lil knees it's like he's not wearing pants at all you can literally see everything#sentryagent#voidwalker#thunderbolts
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I love how he looks in whatever reflective surface he can
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chris is so real for this
Now hold on 😭
#·˚ ༘ ʚ rose toy 𖧧#sturniolo triplets#matt sturniolo#chris sturniolo#same tho#can’t blame him#incest ?
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my day ones <3

them.
#wolfstar#remus is sirius’ pillow#sirius in a moony sweater#bc ofc#blinded remus lupin#remus being infatuated w sirius#can’t blame him#sirius wearing makeup bc why not#again gonna die on that hill#moony#padfoot#remus lupin#sirius black#dead gay wizards#marauders#fanart#digital art
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eric had only known ariel for a few hours at this point, didn’t even know her name yet but already looking at her like “that’s my future wife” 😍🥰

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Did Crosshair just cop a feel?

#can’t blame him#rampart looking beefy these days#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb crosshair#tbb rampart#crosshair x rampart
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I have no problem admitting that I like long-haired male members of the Uchiha clan.
Hashirama was fond of a long haired Uchiha man too
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Sooo why did Asher punch you at the Summit?
i’m his stress toy apparently.
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I’m like 90% sure Day already knew he was shirtless
#can’t blame him#last twilight#last twilight the series#last twilight series#morkday#jimmysea#last twilight episode 1#last twilight episode 2#Thai bl
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A parent of a student I teach expressing how much said parent thinks Billy is so cool and how hot they think he is was NOT on my 2025 bingo card
#billy hargrove#dacre montgomery#dacre kayd montgomery#can’t blame him#yes it was a dad#I DIDNT EVEN BRING UP BILLY FIRST#like bro you don’t even know who you’re talking to partner
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ian will see mickey’s bottom lip and ask is anyone gonna suck on it and then not wait for an answer
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Manon: Say that again and I’ll skin you alive.
Dorian:
Manon:
Chaol:
Dorian: I do not think those words had the desired affect because I am shockingly aroused.
Chaol: I’m concerned for you…
#manon threatens Dorian and his brain goes ‘say that again I liked it”’#can’t blame him#manon blackbeak#throne of glass#manorian#dorian havilliard#celaena sardothien#sjm universe#manon x dorian#rowan whitethorn#rowaelin#sarah j maas#chaol westfall#chaol x yrene#yrene towers#yrene westfall#fantasy books#dorian havilliard fanfiction#manon blackbeak fanfiction#dorian x manon#acotar#hofas#manorian fanfiction#sjm
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