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relax, would ya?
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cherrisnake ticklefic
ler! cherri & lee! sir pentious
tw: tickling, swearing, fluff
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it was late at night… 1am maybe?
cherribomb was laying upside down in a random hotel room that she stayed in since Angel convinced her to stay the night at the hotel, just to see if she’d enjoy being there.. newflash! she hated it.
cherri groaned, trying to think of something to do, then she heard a loud *BANG* from the next room over.
cherri sat up, getting off of the bed and opening the rooms door to see what the noise was.
then she heard it again, except it was like a.. power drill?
now either the wall’s were thin, or she had GREAT hearing, because apparently no one else heard it.
“the fuck..?” cherri mumbled
she shut her bedroom door, entering the hallway, following the sound which led to sir pentious’s room, of course he was the one making the noise.
cherri debated on wether or not she should enter his room, but eh, fuck it.
cherri twisted the knob on sir pentious’s door, which was surprisingly unlocked..
the second she shut his door when she walked in, a random metal gear was thrown at her head.
she ducked in time so it hit the wall, but followed along with it was an irritated yell form the snake himself.
“DAMN IT TO HELL!!” he yelled.
cherri held back a snicker at the yell, it was fucking hilarious seeing sir pentious be angry.
cherri snuck up behind sir pentious, peeking over his shoulder to see what he was screaming over.
all she could see was a fuuuucked up pile of rubbish, which was APPARENTLY supposed be some invention that failed.
sir pentious put his elbows on his desk, putting his head in his hands with a long groan.
cherri stayed quiet, scanning over the snakes body.. damn.. WAIT- NO? WHAT.
cherri shook off the dirty thought, then got another family friendly idea to fuck with pentious.
sir pentious huffed in distress, not even noticing the cyclops behind him.
cherri grinned, then wrapped her arms around the snakes waist.
sir pentious shrieked, turning his head to see who was there, to his surprise he was met with the last person he expected to see.
“o-oh! uhum.. hello.. missss bomb!!” pentious greeted.
now that he was actually noticeable to what she was doing, he blushed as he realized her arms were around his waist.
“I heard ya yellin’ from the other room, thought I’d see what you were over exaggerating about.”
cherri grinned.
pentious huffed, looking back at the destroyed invention on his desk.
“ugh.. apologies. I didn’t mean to wake you just- was frustrated i-is all.” he stared at his desk in disappoint.
cherri honestly kinda felt bad.. in a way.. deep down under her cocky self, then she finally went with her plan.
cherri slipped her hands under sir pentious’s coat, her nails met with his slimy, scales, and slim sides, which caused the snake to tense up, snickering a bit.
“whahat ohon earth are you dohoing??” pentiosu asked.
“helpin’ you relax. now hold still!” cherri demanded.
the cyclops scribbled her nails up the snakes sides, causing him to squirm as giggles slipped through his teeth.
“ch-cheherri!-“ pentious whined.
“stop squirmin’ so goddamn much! do i need to hold you down?” cherri threatened.
cherri moved her hands to the snakes tummy, scribbling her nails over it, earning a high pitched squeal from the snake, also another squirm.
“CHEHERRI!- NOHOHO!-“ pentious yelped.
“i said quit- okay yknow what?” cherri huffed.
cherri then pulled pentious back a bit, pushing him onto his bed he had made on his floor, she didn’t push him hard(surprisingly), just enough to get him down there.
cherri knelt down, sitting on the snakes tail and grabbing his wrists, putting them above his head, using her free hand to unbutton his coat, pushing it down but not off, now having access to his whole torso.
“nonono nohoho! cheherri dohont please!-“ pentious pleaded.
“beggin’ ain’t gonna get ya out of this one, old man.” cherri replied.
she then skittered her nails up and down the poor snakes tummy mercilessly.
“NOHOHO!!- CHEHERRII!!-“ pentious shrieked with laughter, giggling his heart out.
cherri couldn’t help but slightly smile at the scene before her eyes, it was honestly adorable.
but she got back to what she was doing, scratching and skittering her nails up and down the snakes tummy, slowly making her way up, going for his armpit.
“NONONONOHOHOOO!- I CAHANT!- MIHISSSS BOHOMBBEHEHAHAH!!-“ pentious cackled out.
cherri snickered to herself, moving her hands to pentious’s neck, doing the same thing there.
sir pentious nestled screamed when he felt her nails on his neck, his head tilted to the side, clamping it down against Cherri’s hand, unfortunately for him, her hand was small enough to be able to still lightly scratch at the snakes neck, which was TORTURE.
“chehehe!- cheherr!- ihihi!-“ pentious whined again.
“hm?” she answered as if she were doing nothing wrong at all.
pentious tried to respond, but the only thing that came out of f his mouth was laughter, and a snort.
“does it tickle, old man?~” cherri teased.
“dohont tehease mehehe!-“ pentious argued.
cherri removed her hand from pentious’s neck, going back to pentious’s tummy, making him squeal.
“i just gotta! i mean your just soooo ticklish I can’t resist.” cherri grinned.
pentious blushed, turning his head away as he cackled.
“SSSSHUT UHUHUP!-“ pentious yelled.
“tiiickle tickle tickle!~ kiiitchy kitchy kooooo!~” cherri continued to tease.
“CHEHERRIIIII!- STOHOHOP IHIT -“ pentious screeched
cherri snorted, moving her hands down to pentious’s tail, which made him jolt with a squeal once more.
“EEEEHAHAHHA!-“ was all the snake could get out.
his tail was probably one of his WORST spots.
“bad spot, hm? tickle tickle!~” cherri mocked.
cherri continued tickling the snake for about another 2 minutes before finally stopping, crossing her arms while still sitting on the snakes tail.
“you alright, old man?” cherri smirked with a cocked brow.
sir pentious was trying to catch his breath, then he finally spoke up.
“y-yehessss, I’m alright.. ehe..” pentious answered.
“still bugging about your shitty ass machine over there?” cherri teased.
“rude!” pentious pouted.
“you cant even argue with me on that! I mean look at that ugly fucking THING?!-“ cherri yelped.
sir pentious had flipped them both over, now leaning overtop of cherri.
“how many timesss do I need to tell you not to insult my creations! they are masterpieces some just- need some work..!” pentious defended his pride.
“oh bullshit! It looks like a pile of rubbish! it’s SHIHIT!!-“ cherri yelped at the sudden ticklish feeling on her hips.
pentious dug his claws into cherri’s hip bones.
“I’ll show you “bullssshit”.”
“NOHOHO!!- PENENTIOUS!!-“
and what a night they had.
#tumblr fyp#hazbin hotel#hazbin tickles#tickle content#tickle fic#tickle fluff#lee!sir pentious#ler!cherri#cherrisnake#cherrisnake tickles
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FINALLY! I HAVE DRAWN CHARMS OF THE MAIN CAST OF HAZBIN HOTEL! MUAHAHAHAHA!

(Pst, you can get them here!)
#digital art#art#etsyshop#hazbin hotel#charm#alastor#sir pentious#angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#charlie morningstar#vaggie#chaggie#niffty#egg bois#fat nuggets
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An Animalistic Disaster
Summery :Where you deal with a shitty guy and decide on jobs for the girls.
Masterlist
CH-15: Job hunting (part one)
You quickly turned your head to see who the hand belonged to. You were faced with a tall, handsome man wearing a suit. His eyes were black slits instead of round.
"Pleasse let the lady go."
The strangers eyes narrowed at the man holding you. When he spoke, you clearly saw he had two large fangs. From his light skin, long black hair and the way he spoke...
You quickly turned your head around as much you could. You saw Cherri peeking out from the bag Niffty was holding and Pentious no where to be found. You quickly put two and two together.
"Who the fuck are you? I'm just teaching this bitch for messing up shirt! Get outta here unless you want some too!"
"I'm afraid I can't do that."
"You little..."
The guy twisted his hand out of his grasp and was about to punch him. But you quickly headbutted him, making him fall. You pushed him on the ground with his back to you and pulled one of his arms to his back holding it and pinning the other on the ground.
The thing happened too fast. Your head was hurting badly. But you kept a firm grip on his wriggling body that was spewing insults after insults at you.
"I ruined your shirt. Focus on me. Try to hurt my friends, and I will break every fucking bone in your body."
You calmly said looking at the man making him go agape. Suddenly Pentious's suit felt too hot for his body. He pulled at the collar to let some air in and gulped.
"I get it! I get it! Let me go you fucking gorilla of a girl!"
"Why you-"
"Alex, Alex where are you? A-"
Suddenly a pair of legs stopped in front of the two of you.
"Well well, what do we have here? Girlie, mind telling me why you're pining my friend to the ground?"
You looked up to see Jake standing in front of you with his arms crossed. His face was painted with confusion? Anger? You couldn't tell clearly.
"Fucking let me go already!"
As you were absentminded, the man, who you assumed was called Alex pushed you away and walked towards to Jake. "Heavy ass bitch.." he muttered while glaring draggers at you.
"So.. could I know what happened?" Jake asked looking at the crowd before him. Especially you.
Pentious helped you stand up again as Vaggie decided to answer him.
"Well your fucking friend here was about to hurt (Y/n) over a fucking strain in his shirt!"
"And she apologized too!" Charlie came forward. Both ladies now glaring draggers at Jake and his friend.
"Is that true Alex?" Jake turned to him, his eyes narrowed. " Did you really hurt my dear neighbour over something like this?"
"What the fuck do you mean bro? She bumped into me first! I was just teaching her-"
"I think that's enough out of you." Jake turned towards your group with a smile.
"I'm sorry about my friends actions guys. He can be a little hotheaded sometimes."
"It's fine.." you said slowly. "I ruined his shirt. But his actions were too much." You said glaring. "Please tell your friend to learn some manners "
"Oh you wanna talk about manners -"
"Alex. Shut. Up. And of course, I'll have a talk with him. You guys can go ahead."
"Thank you Jake. Guys come on, we wasted enough time. "
You picked up the bags you fell and ushered them as they quickly followed you. Niffty let out a growl while passing Alex making him shirek away in fear.
Jake waited a couple minutes after you went away.
"Jake how could you let that girl get away like that??"
"First, tell me Alex. Why are you so keen on causing trouble for me every fucking step? And secondly, how could you let a girl overpower you like that?" He scowled and looked at him with disappointment.
"Did you fucking see that girl? She ain't ordinary. She's a ogre in disguise!"
That just made Jake look more disappointed.
"Pentious, that's you right?" You asked as soon as you went outside Jake and his friends hearing range. "Yess, that's right! The great Sir Pentiouss has finally transformed. Behold my new form!"
"Mm-hmm. It suits you quite well. I like it." You said smiling warmly at him. Pentious felt his heart skip a beat as he looked away bashfully.
"(Y/n) are you alright? That bastard didn't hurt you, did he?" Vaggie quickly stepped in front you, checking you from head to toe. Her expression saddened looking at the bruised spot at your head.
"Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine. Thank you for worrying about me. That guy probably got hurt more than me." You said nervously laughing. "Do you think I maybe went too far...?"
'Went too far? Girl that was the hottest shit I ever saw!' Cherri screamed up from the bag. ' The way you pushed that guy to the ground,why didn't you do that sooner?'
"Well I did ruin his shirt so he had every reason to be mad at me. But when he went for Pentious, it pissed me off ." you blushed hearing Cherri's comment.
'Also snake guy, didn't know you had it in ya to play the role of a knight. Nice going ~' Cherri grinned at him. Pentious felt his heart almost stop at being complimented by the two girls he liked in one day. He thanked his lucky stars.
You bought some outfits for Pentious before jumping into your car again. The rest of the ride was smooth as you came home. Safe to say, everyone was shocked as hell seeing Pentious. Especially Angel.
'Now wait hold on a sec. How the fuck did he transform before me? I thought I was after Niffty?'
'I guess it doesn't work that way. You're stuck with me Angie' Cherri grinned at him. 'Maybe I'll transform before you and carry you around '
As the pair bickered, you thanked Alastor for watching over the house and told Vaggie and Charlie to sort through the groceries as you rushed to your laptop to work. You couldn't afford to dilly-dally in your work now more then ever.
'Niffty, I assume you remember every little detail up to his transformation?'
" Yes sir. I do!"
As such, Niffty begins to tell Alastor every last detail of their shopping trip. "And the bad boy snatched her collar and Pentious jumped from the bag. He was like, I will sssave (y/n)!" She mimicked Pentious's tone. "And then he turned into a human and went to save her. But she didn't really need saving though."
'What do you mean?'
"She took the bad boy by herself. She slammed him right in the ground and swore she'd break his bones!"
'Interesting....I'd expect no less from her.'
A grin spread across his face. You were quite the specimen indeed. The only problem was he still wasn't sure exactly what made Pentious transform. Was it his desire to protect you? But you didn't need any protecting when Charlie, Vaggie or Niffty transformed. So what exactly could it be.
You took a little break in the afternoon to eat something and shower. Then you jumped right back to work. You finally finished your job around 7 pm. You streached your body as Charlie brought you a cup of coffee.
"Thanks Char, I really needed this."
"No problem! Also how's your head feeling..?"
"Oh this?" You put a hand on the bruise, or the little line that was left. Vaggie insisted on healing you as you worked and you couldn't say no. "It's a lot better thanks to Vaggie."
Charlie's face beamed with joy. "I'm glad to hear it." You stood up and laid down on the bed, relaxing. You opened up your fanfic tabs on mobile. Your face beamed with joy seeing some of your favourite ones got updated.
You drowned yourself so much into the fic that you never noticed Niffty sliding up beside you and reading alongside. You were about to get to a good part. You smirked, you were waiting for so long for the smut and here it was!
"Ohh, spicy~" Niffty giggled beside you making you yelp and let go of your phone. It fell flat on your face. "N-niffty how long have you been there?" You quickly asked.
"For a while, now pick up the phone! Alastor was just about to use the tentac-"
You moved you hand at lightning speed to cover her mouth. "Shut.it."
'Hm, did I hear my name?' Just then, due to fantastic luck, Alastor walks inside the room. He raised one of his eyebrows seeing you grasp Niffty's face like that and looking at him like you've seen a ghost.
"Oh heeeey Alastor! Lovely weather we're having right?" You chuckled nervously while taking back your hand from Niffty. "Niffty, if you so much as breathe any of this to him, I will confiscate every cleaning supplies I swear to god." you mumbled under your breath still keeping a smile and looking at Alastor.
"Wah huh? That's not fair..." She pouted and crossed her arms. 'It's night and you can't see the weather outside, the window's are locked..' Alastor eyed you suspiciously. It was obvious you were trying to hide something from him.
"Anyways, I think it's about time we start looking through the job descriptions!" You suddenly sprang up from the bed, phone in hand as you called out to Vaggie, Charlie and Pentious now.
They soon joined you at the dining table. "Okay, from what I could gather about possible jobs quickly... Charlie and Vaggie, there's a new post for a waiter in one of the small cafes in the town. They're having trouble recruiting people since it's not well known yet. So if any of you two apply, they might not question you much. There's also a spot open for a cashier. But it might be hard to get the job there since it's a popular place. "
"Oh, then what about me?" Niffty said swinging her feet from her chair. "Me as well, I would like to help you as I'm capable!" Pentious said from the other side of the table. "Niffty, for now, I couldn't find any perfect job for you. I'll keep looking. And Pentious, you are an inventor right?" You asked.
"That I am! The greatest inventor ever to be born!" He smirked closing his eyes and pulled on his bow tie. You smiled "That means fixing little knick-knacks should be easy for you correct?"
"Yes I suppose so..why?"
"Then If I buy some broken or damaged goodies and you could fix them and could resell it! It could be quite handy!"
"Oh yes of course! I can also make new inventions to sell! Like the latest version of my death ray!"
"Maybe just stick to fixing things please..."
You all talked about it for a few more. Explaining this and that to them. After some time, it was decided that they'll try for the cafe. The store would be second option.
"Also I have a another question for you all.." you looked at the half human group in front of you. "If you eat things as an animal and then change into human. Do you still feel hungry or does it cause you any problems?"
They all looked at each other. "Well, I haven't tried something like that yet so I can't really tell." Charlie answered. "Me neither. But why suddenly this question?" Vaggie asked you.
"Well I was wondering, if you guys eating as animals can satisfy your hunger as well then it might be useful to save money in future! " You hopefully said. "Not that I don't want you guys to stay as humans and eat human foods as well, it's just it would be nice to have an alternative!!"
"No, no it's fine! You have a clever way of thinking (Y/n). " Charlie reassured you. "I can try tonight! I volunteer to test it out!" Niffty quickly said.
"Then I'll give you some cooked meat now to eat as a puppy. It's best to not give dog food in case something does go wrong."
You concluded the talking there and moved to the kitchen to prepare dinner. Charlie helped you. Soon you, Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious sat down to eat as Husk, Niffty, Angel and Cherri got their own food. Alastor usually eats from outside before evening but you gave him some fruits as well.
It turns out eating foods as an animal does actually satisfy your hunger. That was one question out of the way. Pentious went to take a shower before sleeping and changed into new cloths. He discovered he had forked tongue, fangs and slit eye just like in hell. He had some scales covering his body as well. Looking down he found out he also still had two dicks.
Now as for sleeping, you took a mattress and slept on the floor of your room and Pentious slept on the lounge with Alastor. Niffty turned into a puppy and slept beside you while cuddling. Charlie wanted to turn into a sheep to cuddle as well but didn't say anything. Maybe someday later.
You ordered a couple pack of trading cards before sleeping. You gave up on the pins and early access. Just having cards would suffice for now.
The next day you woke up to Niffty barking happily at you. "I'm up, I'm up" you chuckled sitting up straight. Niffty turned into a human and smiled at you. After freshening up you found that Pentious was trying his hand in cooking today.
After eating, this time you went to town with Charlie, Vaggie and Pentious. You couldn't afford to wait least someone else should take the post.
You prayed that either Charlie or Vaggie lands the job. With high hopes in heart, you four departed.
A.N: So I read from somewhere that Niffty cannonically reads and likes fanfics so I decided to put it here-
Sorry if the pacing is a bit slow 😅
Also I've been trying for more than half an hour but I can't solve the tagging problem 😭😭
For some reason two of you guys blogs wouldn't show up even though I tried multiple times:')
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Ch. 5: Radio Killed the Video Star
The next day at Hazbin Hotel-
Charlie Is pacing back and forth in panic mode with Keekee walking alongside her owner.
"Okay. So the extermination is coming in six months instead of a year. No big deal. Just a little setback. Nothing we can't handle. Just angels cutting our timetable in half. But who needs a whole year to save souls? Am I right?!" Charlie starts to panic, "And next time when they cut the time in half again, and again, we'll just handle it, right?!"
Vaggie grabs Charlie, calming her down, "Yes. We will."
"This is nothing more than a minor set back." Yn added as she rubs her head, calming her down.
"Oh, please, ya had less than half a chance when you started all this salvation bullshit. And now..." Angel Dust's phone vibrates with violent threating messages such as 'fucking bitch', "Ain't no silver lining this time toots."
"Angel...Come on.. There's always a bright side!" Yn smiled as her phone vibrated with panickeing messages from IMP. "There's..always hope."
The messages on Yn's phone:
Blitz❤️: "Lovey, have you heard to news!?!"
M&M: "Sweety are you okay?! me and Moxxie have been trying to contact you?!"
Tweety Bird👑🪶💙: "Yn when will you come and visit me?, I've been feeling lonely here~"
Big Daddy Ozzie: "Yn by any chance have you seen Felix's favorite earrings?"
+15 More Messages Etc.
"Yn is right! We just...have to look a little harder for it!" Charlie smiled widely.
"Well, while you're lookin', the rest'a hell's goin' nuts." Angel waves his phone in their faces, "People are already freakin' out about the news. Look at what's happenin' in the Doomsday District."
He scrolls down an article with the bottom showing a demon screaming in front of a fire. Suddenly a pink message appears. Charlie gets closer to read it.
"Err, what is a. Donkey Show?" Charlie question.
Angel panics and retreats the phone back, "Aah, heh, nothin'. My boss, Val, is just freaked out about the news too. Like I said, everyone's losin' their shit." Angel Dust laughs nervously.
"Yeah, that's true. Sinners are desperate." Vaggie stated.
"Maybe desperate enough to try anything to escape the extermination?" Yn smirked.
Charlie gasps, "This is the perfect time to recruit more sinners for the hotel!" Charlie squeals.
"Cute idea and all, but you really gonna go out in all of this?" Angel Dust waves the phone with the place still on fire and demons in panic.
"Well, it's not like people are just gonna show up on our doorstep..." Yn texted on her phone as she smirked.
Suddenly, a massive explosion made Charlie scream in a fight from behind, getting their attention. They turn to see a freshly made hole in the wall.
"What the what?!" Yn shouted.
Outside the hotel Sir Pentious him and his Egg Boiz zeppelin armed for battle.
"Show yourself Alasssstor." Pentious slithers.
"Come and face..." Pentious pauses for a moment when he notices Alastor absent from the freshly made hole. He then looks to see him sipping coffee on the balcony of the second floor.
"Oh there you are. Face my wrath!" Pentious exclaims.
Alastor sips his tea, "Who are you?"
"Who am I? Who am I?! I am the great Ssssssir Pentiousssss!" Alastor dissolves into fog as he descends to the ground, materializing aside Yn, Angel, Vaggie, and Charlie who are in the scene watching Sir Pentious's zeppelin.
"Inventor, architect of destruction, villain extraordinaire!" Pentious smirked.
"Ooh you tell 'em boss." The eggs bois cheered on.
Niffty appears on Yn's right shoulder, clearly starstruck, "Ooooooh, he's a bad boy.." Niffty smirks.
Yn pats Niffty's head as Niffty smiles widely and seems so free.
"Ha, well if all that's true, you'd think I'd have heard of you." Alastor crossed his arms.
"I attacked you literally last week." Pentious blankly stated.
Alastor cocks his head, "We've done battle, like... 20 times...once while you were on a date with-" Pentious looked at Yn as his whole demeanor changed, "HI QUEENIE!!!!" Yn wave back.
Charlie and Vaggie looked at her with a confused expression and then change their expression again looking back at Pentious.
"Well, you must have been really bad at this." Alastor noted as his blood slowly boiled due to how Pentious was speaking to Yn.
Sir Pentious' went back to his usual demeanor, "Silence! Now cower! For when I've ssslain you, the almighty Vees will finally acknowledge me as their equal."
Niffty picked up from Yn's shoulder, "Ooh! Wait, who are the Vees?"
"Oh, nobody important." Alastor smirks. Yn nodded her head in agreement.
Vee's Headquarters-
A large crowd is in front of a store as they watch an advertisement on the tvs facing the window showing off a spy drone.
"New VoxTek designer voyeur scopes, Peeping on the neighbors has never been more stylish. VoxTek! Trust us with your money!"
Crowd immediately enters the store and stampedes out with boxes with voyeur scopes. then cuts to random people watching their computers laptops and phones, and reveals their eyes signifying the work of hypnosis.
"This week's episode of "Teah, I Fucked Your Sister, So What?" is brought to you by VoxTek. Trust us with your entertarment!"
A tv demon starts tapping his fingers in a large room with tvs showing off numerous consumers as "trust us" repeats and overlaps. electricity courses as Vox stands up from his chair laughing maniacally from his viewer's consumerism. Vox had a ring around his left ring finger, it had both a sun and moon engraved on it.
"Muhahaha! Now that's good television!" Vox laughed as he heard his phone ding, he checked it as he groaned.
Suddenly his screen-face shifts to reveal an icon of Velvette, another one of them Vees, signifying she's calling, with a clown horn ringtone. Vox puts his phone down. Vox courses the call from his screen to his hands via his electric powers and transfers it to one of his many screens to reveal Velvette in her studio, her hair into a large ponytail. Vox then sits down on his chair.
"Hello there, Velvette! How are you this hellish morning?" Vox crossed his legs.
<Oh, cut the shit, Vox. I need you up here now!> Velvette exclaimed.
Vox looks to one of his screens as he gets his coffee cup and drinks from it, "Whatever could be the problem, my dear?".
<Your little boy toy is wrecking my apartment, while I'm trying to pull together a show and...> Velvette pauses.
Off-screen we see several workers running and screaming, and objects being tossed, as Valentino is heard cussing. "FUCKING BITCH!"
<Just get your ass here! NOW! Damn it Valentino!> Velvette yelled.
The call ends, and Vox's smile fades away as he gets up, sighing, fixing up his bowtie. He quickly texted on his phone before shoving the phone into his pocket.
"Oh god. Here I go, Valentino. Just another fucking day with Val." Vox walked to a platform with a forced smile, "Hey hey hey. Fuck my life." Vox had a dead expression as the platform raised up.
An elevator with a smiling Vox with the world bubble saying trust us!', before opening to reveal a frowning Vox sighing, and putting on a smile for a crowd of reporters that overlap one another before pointing their microphones to him.
"Mr. Vox! What are your thoughts about the new extermination deadline?" A reporter asked.
"When is Yn coming back on the program? People miss her fashion show & competitions!" Another reporter asked.
"My dear people! We at VoxTek Enterprises have always been at the forefront of innovation. And now, with this new oncoming threat, we are shifting our focus, to your protection. We are pleased to announce..." Vox ignored the second question, answering the first.
The screen zooms to him and an ad featuring the VoxTek logo, now gold and with angelic wings, with the tagline reading.
"VoxTek Angelic Security is coming soon! Trust us, with YOUR safety." Vox forced a smile.
Vox uses his left eye to hypnotize the crowd the same way as his consumers. Vox's manager quickly rushed up to Vox.
"Uh sir, when did we begin working on Angelic Security?" The Manager asked in a soft voice.
"30 seconds ago." Vox speaks in a strained voice as he walks off, "Try to get that bitch Carmilla on the books and cancel all my appointments today. I have a fire to put out upstairs." Vox noted.
He then morphs his body into electricity and generates itself into the security camera on the wall.
Velvette's Studio-
The staff cleans everything up as she looks to four designers holding up dresses to show her.
"Ugh. No. Unacceptable. You're fired. What is this? WRIST RUFFLES?! Is this 1750?! Burn it like the witches who wore it!" Velvette groaned, "UGH I miss babycakes.. She was the best fucking designer I ever had." Velvette rolled her eyes.
As she sends the designer away, Vox appears next to her, "Velvette! I can see you're busy. Tell me, where's our hot headed friend now.?" Vox looked around.
"Up in his room, waiting for a flat-faced prince to calm him down!" Velvette noted.
Vox sighs, "And uh, what's got him so out of sorts today?"
"Who knows?! But he tore up my second best model! And you know, the show can't wait for that unlucky bitch to pull herself back together! Melissa! Get over here!" Velvette yells.
Melissa gets onto the platform, and Velvette uses her overlord powers to change her outfit one after another until she spots the one she wants. "No. No. Hideous. I want to die. Eww." Velvette gasps, "Yes! That's the one."
"Ahh, looks like you have everything under control here." Vox noted.
"Of course, I do! Fuck you!" Velvette flips him off, "Now shoo! Take care of the piss baby!" Vox goes upstairs and is greeted by two moth demons who open the door for him. Once he enters.
He finds Valentino sitting on his couch surrounded by a fog of red smoke. When Val notices Vox, he sits up with fury in his eyes.
"Fucking FINALLY!" Val throws his drink, "Kitty! Another drink!" The Robo Fizzie next to him nods as it quickly heads off screen and reappears with the drink.
"Ugh! Can you believe what that piece of shit did? THE UNGRATEFUL WHORE!!!" As he speaks, he tosses the drink at Vox, who moves away making the drink, hits the door, and shatters on the floor.
"Uh, which whore are we talking about this time?" Vox questioned, crossing his arms.
Valentino gets up, "Fucking Angel Dust!” He walks up to Vox, "Who the hell else would I be talking about?!.." Val walks past him, "..fucking SLUT walked out on me!" He turns to Vox, "ME! I fucking made him!" Vox walks a little way away, "Without me, he's just a bag of meat with some mildly entertaining holes."
"Oh! Angel quit?" Vox sounded surprised.
"NO! He didn't fucking quit! It's worse!" Val takes Vox's phone, "He MOVED!!!"
As he says that, he tosses Vox's phone to the wall making it shatter in half. Vox seemed pissed about that, that being his only communication to his girl.
"He thinks he can just walk in here, work, and then go home somewhere else? Can you FUCKING believe that?!?!?!?!" Val walks to the closet, "He thinks he can run off and shack up with Lucifer's BIMBO daughter!"
"Angel is living with Lucifer's daughter?.." Vox paused and smirked.
"YEAH! That BITCH Chuckie or Chandler, or I dunno. Something manish like that, she's got this hotel and..." Val stopped.
As he speaks, he opens the closet full of guns, drugs, and pictures including a poster of himself. Valentino brings up two long pistol guns: a long revolver and a semi-pistol.
"Which of these makes me look sexier?" Val turns to the closet. (The pink one obviously)
"Heh. What are you doing, Val? You're not going over there." As Vox speaks, his left eye starts its hypnotizing spell, but Valentino is busy loading his guns.
"That slippery twink is gonna remember who owns him. I'm gonna FUCK everyone *except Yn* in that rancid shit hole, I swear to god!" Val starts.
Before he finishes, Vox grabs him by the collar and shoves him to his face, clearly furious.
Vox's voice was distorted, "VAL..." He calms down, "Hehe. Think about it." Vox then walks Valentino towards the window, taking one of his guns, "Our brand is... perfection. And what do you think chasing whores around town will... do for our image?"
"Um....fuck it up?" Val replied.
"Right! Do you want people thinking you can't control your employees?" Vox questioned.
"No!" Val exclaimed.
"Exactly! And hey, you still have him under contract. He isn't going anywhere! SO.. you should.." Vox waited for Val to get it.
"Do nothing?" Val questioned.
Vox smirked, "Great idea! Now that's why they pay you the.." He pinches Val's cheek on his face, "Big bucks."
"Ugh. But I really wanted to shoot someone." Val whined.
As he speaks, Valentino gets a cigarette holder, and Vox lights it with his electricity powers.
"Well, lemme call up the lowest earners this month." Vox walks to TVs.
"Ohh, you know me too well." Val chuckles and blows smoke, "Ya know.... Angel isn't the only one spending time at this Ratty Hotel with the devil's princesa..." Val smirked.
"Oh? Who else is there? Someone who, owes you money?" Vox smirked.
Valentino chuckles, "Someone who owes us much more than money and someone very dear to us... the Radio Demon and babycakes is there..." Val smirked.
Upon hearing those words, electricity courses through Vox's head, and he scratches the desk so hard it leaves scratch marks. Vox made small ominous chuckles before turning to Valentino, two red lines appearing on the left side of his lower lip.
Vox's voice was distorted, "What did you just say?"
"You heard me." Val smirked.
"Alastor.." Vox walks to Val, "came back..and he is with Lucifer's..." Vox glitches, "..daughter and and not only that, but he's with our Yn? And that wasn't the..." He grabs Val by the collar, "FIRST FUCKING THING YOU TOLD ME?!!"
Valentino frees himself from grip, "Hey! killing Alastor is your kink and Yn existence is all of our kink."
As he speaks, he walks to the desk and turns on the television. Vox teleports to the center screen, which is a recording from a VoxTek Voyer scope.
From Drone POV-
Yn chuckles softly and Alastor using his powers to attack Sir Pentious zeppelin, laughing as he hears Pentious screaming.
"Arrgh! Oh! Please! Stop!" Pentious cries.
"Um...Alastor! I think he's had enough." Charlie noted.
"Nah. He's got a few more hits in him." Angel added. As much as it was entertaining, Yn whispered in Alastor ear, "I think he's had enough Al." He looks at her than back to Sir Pentious who falls from the zeppelin in front of Alastor, face first on the ground. Alastor twirls his staff.
"Thanks for another forgettable experience." Alastor smirked.
An Egg Boi falls and breaks into pieces in front of Charlie.
"Thank you... for letting your guard down!" Using his tail, he grabs a bit of Alastor's suit, "Haha! Yah! Oh, shit..." Pentious' eyes widened.
"That was a mistake little snake~" Yn warned. Sir Pentious looks up to see Alastor's shadow transform in front of him. The next shot shows a massive green explosion as Sir Pentious is seen flying off to the city screaming as he disappeared from sight.
"Well, it looks as though I need a visit to the tailor! Would you care to join me my dear Yn?" Alastor asked extended his hand to her.
"Of course and maybe we can get some tea." Yn takes his hand, "Best of luck, chums." Alastor waved. as he holds Yn's hand.
"Wait, you're LEAVING?! Alastor! We need your help! We need you to do your job." Vaggie yelled.
Angel Dust gestures to the hole on the wall, "We need a wall."
Alastor sighed, "Of course! Can't let my new project fall into disrepair already. What would the papers say?!" With a snap of his fingers, black ink demons appear with construction tools as Alastor walks away. Angel takes an interest and looks at one of the larger muscular demons, shoving Vaggie away as he walks up to him.
Angel Dust giggles, "Hey, sweet cheeks. Whatcha doin' later? I love me a man with a giant...tool."
The screen zooms out to reveal Valentino scowling at the current events, leaning his face against the screen.
"See?! Look how he flirts with that guy, and he's not even paying! Who is that? I'm gonna fucking kill his whole fucking family while fucking Yn in front of them! Vox?" Val slams his fist on the table, "VOX!?"
Vox was paying little attention, as his left pupil turns into a tilde as he eyes Alastor leaving, his appearance static and out of focus as the screen becomes a bit static. He glitched rapidly at seeing Yn with Alastor.
Vox glitches, "That FUCKER is back! AND HE'S WITH YN?!"
Valentino grins as he realizes the situation and walks to him, "Yeah! I thought he was gone for good too!"
"It's been 7 years!" Vox clenched his fist.
Valentino leans up to him and pinches his cheek, Vox clearly pissed to care.
"You still pissed that she almost beat you and "took" Yn from us that time?" Val smirked.
Vox grumbled, "Uh, FUCK YOU."
"Just saying." Val walks around him.
"Things have changed a lot since he left town!" Vox clenched his fist, "THAT'S for sure." Val smirked.
"I gotta send a message of who's REALLY in charge of things now!" Vox's face fills the screen as Valentino laughs in the background.
Vox grins as he marches to his chair.
"~Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you stayed gone!~" As Vox sang, electricity courses through his arm as he sat down, and turns to face the numerous screens.
"~Say hello to a new status quo.~" Vox presses a button, and cords latch themselves to the plug-ins on the back of his head, connecting himself with the tv networks. "~Everyone knows that there's a brand, new daren, turn the TV ON!~"
"Camera, speeds, rolling in three, two..." The director counted down.
Chorus: "Welcome to the Show!"
"~Top of the hour and we're discussing a certain had-been who has been spotted cavorting around town after a seven-year absence.~" Vox had a horrible drawing of Alastor as he snapped to be on a night-late tv show with himself.
"~Did anybody miss him, did anybody notice? More on tonight's program. So, the Radio Demon is back in town! Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your family? Well, handily, I've got good news!~" Vox appeared in front of a red curtain now.
"~He's a loser, a fossil, and I don't mean to sound hostile~" Vox now appeared on multiple TV's and each dressed like a gospel choir. With the words 'Obey N' Pray'.
"~But the demon is a coward! You can take that as gospel. Pulling my viewers? Impossible! I'm visual, he's barely audible! Stop giving him the time of day! Don't listen to a word he'd say. Hope he had a nice vacay! But he should have stayed away!~"
While Alastor finishes getting his coat tailored. He notices the crowd watching the advertisement of Vox. Yn noticed as well as she frowned a bit, Alastor noticing this. He smiles and walks away with an idea, pulling Yn along. as Vox continues singing.
"~While he hid in radio, we pivoted to video! *pulls out a deer head* And now his medium is getting bloody rare! Hell's been better since he split. Where's he been? Who gives a shit?!~"
Guts to Alastor making his reappearance, as he starts his radio broadcast from the Hazbin Hotel as he puts YN on his lap.
"~Salutations! Good to be back on the air. Yes, I know it's been a while since someone with style treated Hell to a broadcast. Sinners rejoice!~"
"~What a dated voice!~"
"~Instead of a clout chasing mediocre video podcast.~"
"COME ON!" Vox exclaimed as he paused hearing Yn's laugh, "YOU FUCKER..."
"~Is Vox insecure, pursuing allure? Flitting between this fad and that. Is nothing working?~"
"IGNORE HIS CHIRPING!" Vox yelled.
"~Every day he's got a nere format!~"
"YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE FUTURE! HE'S THE SHIT THAT COMES BEFORE THAT!~" Vox exclaimed.
"~Is Vox as strong as he purports.? Or is it based on his support? He'd be powerless without the other Vees!~"
"Oh, PLEASE." Vox crossed his arms.
"~And here's the sugar on the cream. He asked ME to join this team!~"
Vox grumbled, "Hold on!"
"~I said no, and now he's pissy! That's the tea.~" As Alastor continued with his radio broadcast, Vox was getting so pissed that his screen face was starting to glitch with anger rising.
"~You old timey *Glitches* PRICK! I'll show you suffering!~"
"~Uh oh, the TV is buffering!~" Vox couldn't handle his anger, causing him to overload his circuits with static electricity.
"~I'LL DESTROY *Signal breaking up* Y0000U LITTLE.....~" The camera head could not get anything loaded, and Vox lets out an outburst that overloads everything from the TV screens to Valentino and Velvette's phone to everywhere in Pentagram City, causing a citywide blackout with the exception of the Hazbin Hotel.
"~I'm afraid you've lost your signal. Let's begin.~" Alastor smirked as he slowly turned into his true demon form with every sentence. His arms wrapping around Yn.
"~I'm gonna make you wish that I stayed gone! Tune on in. When I'm done, your status quo will know it's race is run! Oh, this will be fun!~" Alastor makes one last evil laugh before cutting off Vox's signal throughout the city, leaving the Overlord dismayed that Alastor is still popular and powerful than last time plus he had Yn on his side.
"FUUUUUCK!" Vox yelled.
Vee's Meeting-
Vox, Velvette, and Valentino are at a table together discussing a matter about Alastor as a Robo-Fizz, Kitty, passes out drinks to each of them.
"We have a problem. Alastor is getting close to Yn and little princess Morningstar, so our main concern now is ensuring that no deal is ever struck between Lucifer's.." Vox slams the table, "BRAT, and that smiling freak! AND HIM STEALING OUR BABYCAKES!"
Velvette paused before taking a deep breath, "Well, how exactly are we supposed to stop them?" Valentino was putting so much glue on his revolver to decorate with glitter and marbles.
"Put something inside them. That's how I get the bitches to behave." Val smirked.
"Well, maybe someone on the inside isn't such a bad idea. Do you think Angel would?" Vox crossed his arms.
"That lanky prick won't even return my calls." Val sighed.
"We need someone who Little Miss Bleeding Heart would take in." Vox grumbled.
"Someone... pathetic, desperate, with no direct ties to us?" Velvette noted.
"I employ every down on their luck loser this side of Hell. Who the fuck is left?" Val questioned.
Vox scoffs, "I think..I have JUST the one."
As Vox slowly turns around, his right-hypnotic eye gleams with a sinister grin for a plan he has in stored but before they could do anything one of Vox employees comes into the room.
"Sir!, The crimson queen is here she is waiting for you in the guest room." He said out of breath informing the Vee's.
After hearing that all three stand up wasting no time and sprints towards Yn.
While the Vee's were on their way. Yn is smiling and hugging old friends and coworkers who work or used to work for her. Every demon there loves seeing her when she came by to the studio, she would always bring gifts for them and I mean ALL of them.
"How have you been?!" "What is it like living in that Hotel?" "How come you don't come so often?" "Did you come here to see us?" A lot of questions were thrown at her. She couldn't decide who to answer first.
Doors slammed open revealing Velvette who makes it there before Vox or Valentino. She scans the room until her eyes land on Yn's.
"BABYCAKES!~" she shouted.
"Hi Velvet-" Velvette jumps on her with a tight hug.
"It's so great to see you again! It hasn't been the same without your lovely presence." Velvette held on to her tightly.
Yn chuckled hugging her back signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment.
"It's nice to see you to Velvette." Yn chuckled hugging her back, signaling everyone in the room to leave them alone for a moment, "Did you get the new clothes I've been sending you? I hoped you like them."
"Like them? I LOVE them!" She smiled. She lets go Yn and hold her arms.
"Sit down sweety, I've been dying to see you again, how you've been? Did you come to see us?" Velvette gestured to the couch, as the sat across each other "or did you come here for something more~" she said teasing as she ran a hand on her on her leg under her dress. Yn blushed that the thought but clear her throat.
"No~, I just came here to bring you guys some gifts and have a word with-" the same doors Velvette came though slammed opened again with Vox and Valentino finally showing up.
"Vox." Yn frowned as she crossed her arms. Velvette looks at her for a moment wondering why she looks upset. Vox notice her expression change when she sees him.
"Hey Yn! What brings you-" He is cut off as glowing fc with fancy chain appears around his neck with a lock. Vox grunts as he falls onto his knees, Velvette takes a photo while Valentino bites his lip with a blush. Yn yanks the chain causing Vox to get dragged up in front of Yn, he chuckles nervously and looks up at Yn.
"Sit." She order him with glowing eyes. He does as his told not wanting to upset her more.
"Val, Velvette, could you two please wait for us outside, i like to talk to Vox alone for a moment." Yn said with her tone sounding dark at the end of her sentence. This made Vox nervous hearing her say it like that.
Valentino and Velvette do as she said, looking back to see a now frighten Vox looking at them with a 'please don't leave me' expression, Velvette took another picture with a thumbs up and Valentino had a sweat come down his forehead and both the Vee close the doors behind them.
Both of them put a ear on the door to hear what's happening inside. Now it was just Vox and Yn in the room.
"Do you know why I came?" Yn asked
"Ummm... No...? Heh..." Vox replied.
"Because of yours and Alastor's little "fight", all electricity across the Pride Ring has cut off!" She tightens her grib on the fc chain..
"Your screw up has cost me alot of money! These little shits will soon start complaining and rioting because of what you did, flat face! And we do not want that." Yn lectured him.
"Baby relax, look if money is the problem here don't worry about. Whoever you are getting your money from I can give you-" Yn interrupt him. Not letting him finish his sentence.
"You know I never take your money, nor will I ever. You are missing the point of this conversation Vox, your little 'fight' cause me money and I'm not okay with the fact that you still pick fights with Alastor." Yn said. Vox seemed annoyed hear the Radio freak's name coming from her mouth. He then gets up and pass back and forward in front of her.
"Ah here we go again with Alastor, you know ever since you moved out, all I hear from demons is how 'close' you and that radio freak are getting. you know how that makes me feel?!" Vox argued. His screen glitches at bit as he looks at Yn with a distasteful look.
"Don't go pointing fingers on me Vox, I wouldn't have moved out if you and those two didn't try to put a 'spell' on me 3 months ago" Vox flinched with guilt at hearing her mention that, but he didn't make it noticeable to her. Val and Velvette had the same guilt look on the faces outside the room hearing their conversion further.
"Oh please, it's wasn't like the end of hell, it would have been great for us and knowing you,-" Vox claimed crossing her arms. He takes out his phone looking at something but is soon broken by a fc fly hair pin thrown his way.
"you would have liked it. It wouldn't have been that bad.-" Vox looks back at her to see a now teary Yn, Vox froze didn't say another word.
"Here I was hoping maybe we could fix our relationship and start over, but I guess nothing changes." Yn said, her head hanging down not showing her face. Vox tries to get close to her. But she stops him by holding her hand in front of him, stopping him on his tracks.
He wanted to hold her, apologize, anything to comfort her. But Vox was one who didn't know when to admit his wrongs or apologize at all so it was no surprise that he didn't dare show that to her. For someone who is a dangerous powerful and deadly overlord. Only he, the Vee's and anyone that's part of her harem are the only one who can see this side of her, her vulnerable side.
Yn got up from the couch, walk towards the door, not looking at Vox as she passed him. She stops in front of the door, "I'm leaving now, I'll be back in 2 weeks with the next transfer." She than opens the door seeing a guilty ears dropping duo trying to pretend they weren't listening.
Valentino walks over to Yn and caresses her whole body. Sensing his Babycakes is hurting, "There, there Babycakes~ I'm sure someone like you can forgive and forget our little problem~" Valentino in his weird way trying to stop her from leaving.
"As I said I won't be back until 2 weeks so take care of things here, yourselves as well." Yn said getting out of Val's grasp walks out of the building.
Vox, Valentino and Velvette stand there watching Yn walk away and out of the studio without looking back but not before she said her goodbyes to everyone she came across.
After she was gone from view, Velvette expressed changed to a pissed look, "Damn it Vox! Yn sure as fuck won't bang any of us any time soon because of you and that smiling ass!" Velvette groans loudly.
Vox just stood there wondering, why do I always fuck shit up, first he lost a fight with Alastor, and now he just hurt the love of his afterlife.
Back at the hotel-
Yn and Alastor make it back to the hotel while Alastor went upstairs satisfied, Yn sat next to Angel Dust laying her head on his chest fur while he was on his phone and he rap his arms around her.
the ink demons are currently fixing the hole in the wall as Charlie and Vaggie than returns. Charlie throws herself onto a couch, exhausted.
"Soooo? How'd it go?" Yn smiled nervously.
Vaggie sighs, "Not a single new recruit."
"'Yeah well, who would wanna use their last days not fucking and fighting?" Angel Dust groaned.
As Angel checks on his phone, Vaggie hears a knock on the front door. She walks over to it and opens the door, only to find Sir Pentious holding his hat.
"Why, hello my dear.." Sir Pentious is cut off by Vaggie punching him in the face.
He falls when Vaggie brings out her spear at him. Sir Pentious cowers in fear with the tip barely at his neck, and holds a peace sign gesture.
"Wait, wait, wait! I come in peace." Pentious cried.
"What are you doing here?" Vaggie asked. Charlie and Yn appears behind Vaggie, "Vaggie, what's the problem?" Charlie gasps, "Oh! Hello again!" "Pentious?"
"I didn't come looking for a fight. I uhh.. I heard that you're helping people, people who want to be better?" Pentious questions.
Charlie lets out a gasp and runs over to grab his hand and leads him to the door of the hotel.
Charlie gasps, "You heard right! Welcome to our home of healing, our resort of restoration, our..." Angel Dust appears from the door and cuts off Charlie, "Are you fucking nuts? This chump was trying to kill us like literally 6 hours ago! And now you wanna bring him in here to live with us?"
"Absolutely! This place is about second chances, and who deserves one more than this slithery... slippery. special little man!" Charlie forced a smile.
Angel turns to look at Yn and Vaggie, "Aren't you two supposed to protect this place?" Charlie gives Yn and Vaggie puppy-dog eyes, begging Yn and Vaggie to give Sir Pentious a chance to live in the hotel. Yn and Vaggie gives in as she sighs.
"I guess he's not much of a threat without the war machine." Sir Pentious' cobra head lifts with anticipation, "Or even with the war machine. Plus I guess Yn is here to make sure he doesn't do anything." Sir Pentious' cobra head flaps down with depression, sighing.
"Sure! I don't mind looking after him." Sir Pentious smiled.
Charlie was so happy that she hugged Vaggie, lifting her up in the process and twirling around once.
"Oh! Thank you thank you thank you thank you! Sir Pentious! Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel!" Charlie leads Sir Pentious to the door inside of the hotel.
"Oh no darling! Thank you! You won't regret this." He smiled sweetly as he slithers next to Yn.
Angel follows soon afterwards, "Eh, I give you a week, tops."
Charlie gives Sir Pentious the tour of the hotel, introducing Husk to him, the wall he blew up before it was fixed.
"So, this is the bar and the bartender. This is the curtain, and this is the new wall after you broke the last one, heh, and oh! Oh! This is the-" Charlie paused as Vaggie grabs Charlie to calm her down again, "Babe, you don't have to show him every detail."
"No." Charlie squealed.
Angel Dust put his arm around, "Uh, what the hell are I then?"
"you're an important part of our family here too, Angel, but you uhm, uh..." Charlie thought.
"Constantly make us look bad, sexually harass the staff, and have literally never once tried to improve?" Vaggie bluntly said.
"What she means is, it's just nice to have someone interested for once." Yn smiled.
As Charlie comes back to Sir Pentious, Angel Dust was having doubts, looking a bit upset at everything Vaggie described him to be. Nifty was playing Keekee with a string when Charlie and Sir Pentious approached them. Keekee hissed at the sight of Sir Pentious and scatters away while Niffty turns around to meet him.
"Over here we have our maid Niffty." Charlie gestured to Niffty.
Niffty gasps, "The bad boy is back!"
Niffty gets up on Sir Pentious and holds his collars, looking at him with insanity in her red eye and a very sadistic smile, which creeps out Sir Pentious.
Niffty spoke in a creepy whisper, "Never leave me again."
"We're about 80% sure she's harmless, and over here we have..." Charlie nearly bumps into Alastor, "Oh! Uh, Alastor! Our gracious facility manager! You've met our newest guest Sir Pentious... hehe.."
"Ah yes! You're the one who ruined my coat!" Alastor's eyes glow red in the dark with a violent temptation to rip him apart as Alastor spoke in a sinister tone, "I definitely remember you now."
Sir Pentious gulps nervously.
"Well, I guess this is a great time for your first lesson!" Charlie clears her throat, "How to apologize!'... The first step to becoming a better person is to admit when you are wrong, why don't you give it a try?"
Sir Pentious took a minute, "Yes. uhm.. Mr uhm.. Radio Demon sir, please forgive me for attacking you and ruining your very lovely coat.. uhm.. Here." As a token of apology, Sir Pentious hands back the small fabric he tore from Alastor's coat.
Alaster takes it and inspects the damage, "Ah-Ho! Not many people have been able to take even this much off me, it must have meant quite a lot to you."
Despite being generous, Alastor burns the fabric tear in green flames, leaving Sir Pentious and Charlie stunned.
The group gather around for a introduction with Sir Pentious. "You obviously know Yn, somehow, but that's not important! Yn is also our facility manager and entertainer along with Angel Dust." Charlie smiled, "Now, with a new resident, I think it's important we all get to know each other! So we are going to play a little game. Everyone, follow me."
"My name is Charlie!" Charlie claps twice, "I like to sing!" She claps twice, "and when we get to know each other it's the greatest thing!" She claps twice.
"My name's Sir Pentious" He claps twice, "I like to build." He claps twice, "and despite my stupid Egg Bois, I think I'm very skilled!" Pentious claps twice.
"My name is Yn." Yn claps twice, "I like to dance," She claps once again, "And if an Angel dares to hurt you..." She clapped twice again, "They will meet their end." Yn clapped twice more.
When it was Angel's turn, he looked disinterested, looking up from his phone, "This is stupid." Angel Dust stated.
"This is not stupid!" Charlie claps twice, "It's just a game!" She claps twice, "Sir Pentious did it well so now please try to do the same!" Charlie claps twice, seeming annoyed.
"I am too sober for this." Angel Dust groaned.
"Well, get used to it and learn how to play, this is gonna be your whole day!" Vaggie smirked and clapped twice.
Next the group try role-playing with Angel Dust wearing a trenchcoat and a hat while he reads a script. Sir Pentious was also role-playing as an innocent child wearing a sailor suit, licking a lollipop. As Husk was an unattentive parent for some reason. Husk didn't mind, he'd got to drink with Yn as she pet his fur.
"Oh, I'm a bad man on the streets who never got enough hugs, now, where's an innocent kid I can sell crack to?" Angel Dust paused, "Wow, who wrote this.?" He whispered.
"Who do you think?" Yn question Angel.
"It's great right? Keep going!" Charlie squealed.
"Hey you." Angel called.
"Who, me?" Pentious pointed to himself.
"Yeah, you look like a kid who could use some... devil's dandruff??" Angel groaned, "Oh, for fuck's sake."
Yn paused her petting Husk's fur, looking at Angel with a chuckle. Husk stopped his drinking looking at Yn waiting for her to let him again.
"Not me! I have to go home and study!" Pentious stated. Husk twitch his ear touching Yn hand, Yn catching on what he wanted she had a small smile on her face and continue to pet him, which caused Husk to purr quietly.
"Come on kid, it'll make you cool like me...the crackhead." Angel dully said.
"The only cool thing here is to say no to drugs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to not have sexual intercourse before marriage!" Pentious smiled.
Charlie stands up and claps, "Yes! Oh bravo! Bravo!" Charlie chuckles, "Wow Pentious! At this rate, you'll be redeemed in no time."
"I... I'm going to bed." As Angel heads back up to his room, he overhears Charlie congratulating Sir Pentious.
"I am so proud of you Sir Pentious! That was amazing!" Charlie cheers.
"Thank you! Thank you! You like me! You really like me!" Pentious smiled.
"Good Job, Pentious." Yn smiled.
"Awwww!! Thank you!!!" Pentious hugged Yn.
Yn backed up from the hug and rushed Husk who was drunk, thinking about Yn petting him again later.
In Angel's room, Fat Nuggets is asleep on his bed until Angel accidentally throws his coat on top of him. Fat Nuggets grunts and crawls out of the coat as he watches Angel lie down on his bed. Angel looks at his phone and sees all his voice mails from Valentino. Angel sighs and begins to play them. Valentino's voice mails switch back and forth between a friendly, apologetic tone and a barrage of screams threatening violence.
Valentino's Voice Message:
"Angel baby, come home! It's not the same without you here, I miss you! Come back-"
"ANGEL, YOU BITCH! IF YOU DON'T COME HOME, YOU'LL BE FUCKING GREASY TRUCKERS FOR THE NEXT YEAR-"
"Hey, amorcito, I didn't mean to yell, but you know hore crazy you make me-"
"YOU FUCKING SLUT!"
"Hey; Angie! About earlier-"
"-KILL YOUR WHOLE FUCKIN' FAMILY!"
"Work's really stressful!"
"-LITTLE COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!"
"[dead serious] You actually think you can change? Addict trash like you doesn't change. I'll see you soon, baby."
Angel sighs as Fat Nuggets gets on the bed next to him.
"Sorry, not now, Fat Nuggets." Angel sighs sadly.
Angel gets up and leaves his room with Fat Nuggets looking worried. Angel goes to Husk's bar and starts drinking alcohol. Then he notices a slithering noise. He finds Charlie's office door opened, and takes a peek inside.
There, he discovers that Sir Pentious is setting up a small camera in one of the bookshelves, a camera that belongs to Vox. Angel realizes what he was doing and slams the door open.
"You slippery little shit!" Angel yelled.
Sir Pentious screams.
"You're working for the Vees? I fucking knew there was something shitty about you." Angel Dust narrows his eyes.
"I don't know what you're talking about!.. whore bug!" Pentious shots back.
Angel was ticked off, and tackles Sir Pentious on the ground. He punches him in the face before wrestling with him.
"Get your aggressively average body...OFF OF ME!" Sir Pentious's eyes spiral hypnotic powers to him.
Angel becomes hypnotized, "Fuck!"
Angel backs away. He then quickly snaps out of it. He now has Sir Pentious cornered. Right then, Yn, Charlie and Vaggie woke up after hearing the scuffle.
Charlie yawns, "What's going on?"
"It's too late for anything." Yn said who was still a bit sleepy.
"This little bitch is a traitor!" Angel Dust gestured to Pentious.
"Preposterous! I would never betray you. You... are my best friends!" Sir Pentious hugs the three girls.
"Uh huh, then explain this!" Angel Dust smirked. Angel lifts off one of the books to reveal a camera, much to Charlie's shock. Sir Pentious realizes that his cover was blown scurries away.
He brings out his wrist watch to make contact with Vox.
"Ah! Ah! Abort! Abort! S.O.S! Agent Pentious in need of immediate evacuation!" Pentious sounded nervous.
Vox immediately picks up.
"Pentious? Wait... you were caught?!? It hasn't even been a day!" Vox laughed.
"Please! You've got to get me out of here!" Pentious begged.
"I can't believe we thought you could handle even something this simple. Do us a favour, if they don't kill you, go ahead and do it yourself! You miserable failure!" Vox hung up.
Sir Pentious was crying, "I... I... just make it quick I guess.. not that I deserve it." Sir Pentious lies on the ground, with Vaggie holding a spear ready to pierce the skull.
"Gladly." Vaggie smirked.
Right before Vaggie could put him out of misery, Yn stops her. "Whoa. Let's not jumps to murder straight away."
"Yn's right. We're not killing anyone." Charlie smiles and starts singing.
"Pentious?" Sir Pentious looks up to see Charlie reaching out for him.
"~It starts with sorry, that's your foot in the door~"
"~One simple sorry, spoken straight from your core.~"
"~The path to forgiveness is a twisting trail of hearts!~"
"~But sorry is where it starts!~"
"~Who could forgive a dirtbag like me?~"
"~I don't deserve your amnesty.~" Angel comes with dual Tommy submachine guns in both hands with Vaggie tailing behind with her spear.
"~Can't we just kill him?~"
"~Shoot him and spill his blood?~" Yn stand in front of Pentious. As Pentious' eyes sparkle.
"That's an option you could choose." Yn answered.
"~Works for us.~" Yn puts her hand out to Pentious who takes it immediately.
"~But who hasn't been in his shoes? It starts verth sorry.~" Charlie added.
"~Sorry.~"
"~Dig down deeper and say one sincere sorry!~"
"~I'm so sorry!~"
"~And your journey's underway!~"
"~It'll take time to cover your/my vast multitude of sins, But sorry is where it begins.~"
"~It starts with sorry.~"
As the song ends, Niffty was also awake, but she was disappointed that Sir Pentious isn't whom she thought he would be: a bad boy.
"I hated that song! Why are you so lame?!" Niffty kicks him on the body and walks away, 'Not a bad boy'."
Charlie happily sighs, "Good first day! Let's get some rest!"
As Charlie and the others except Yn leave with a wrist watch communicator still in the office, Yn looks back at the watch and then to the dark hallway.
"Alastor be a dear and please get rid of the trash in here, goodnight." Yn said as walks away to head back to sleep.
Alastor appears from the shadow of the dark hallway with a smile. He comes and picks up the watch before contacting Vox on the watch.
"WHAT?!?" Vox yelled.
Vox paused when he realized that it was Alastor who was calling him, showing fear in his screen face as Alastor laughed evilly.
"You'll have to try harder than that next time ol' pal!" Alastor smirked.
With a maniacal laughter, Alastor crushed the watch with his bare head, and the only sound Vox makes was a raging scream before Alastor retreats back into the darkness.
Previous Page: Ch. 4: Overtune
Next Page: Ch. 6: The New Sinner in Town (CS)
Beginning: Front Cover
#Yn the crimson queen#axel gear#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#reverse harem#paranoid-di#alastor#angel dust#arackniss#adam#carmilla carmine#charlie morningstar#cherri bomb#husker#lucifer morningstar#lilith#nifty#monty python#rosie#sir pentious#valentino#vox#velvette x reader#zestial#xreader
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Sir Pentious: Um, Ch-Cherri, I was thinking you could possibly… ehh, tickle me.
Cherri: Aand why do you want me to tickle you, exactly?
Sir Pentious: Uhh, uhhh, bbeecause I’m getting tickled by everyone here!
Oh my God, I love this! It's such a cute little dialogue and I can totally see a very lee mood stricken Pentious resorting to it.
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I just finished reading Of Saints and Sinners and it’s soooo good! Probably the best fanfic I read outside of the logh fandom your radioapple is just perfect.
I can’t wait for the next chapter, the almost but not quite kiss was brilliant. It’s like cocaine for the soul, I am addicted and need more!
Also you got the characters ‘voices’ perfectly, it’s immediately clear which character is talking without even looking at the dialogue tags, it’s brilliant.
Something I am curious about if it happens(but that I might not want the answer to until it happens/not happens in your story) is Sir Pentious, he went to heaven at the end of s1 and could be useful for finding Niffty as well as a heartwarming reunion.
oh amazing!!! thank you so much 😭 i'm also ecstatic that you can tell exactly WHO is talking without even seeing their names and stuff, I love it!
Nope - no Sir Pentious. I love 'im but his presence would really derail the plot. I'll elaborate more on my reasoning in the next chapter. Thank you so much for reading and for leaving me a message, both after ch. 1 and ch. 18!!
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Hella Tired Alastor
Real Mad Stolas
Pretty Happy or Real Spooked Loona
you can decide on which one you want to do the most
one space left
Alastor -Hazbin hotel
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"Woah. What happened?What he did to piss you off so much?" Sally asked the other with slightly wide eyes, surprised by the other fury.
@devilsmenu [Sir Pentious + Anyone]
"I'm not one to get angry so quickly but this guy is really starting to piss me off." Pentious admitted with a slight shake of his head. "Can I just blow him up? I'm sure Heaven won't mind just one."
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Hellaverse OC: Kass (Bio)
Full Name: Kassandra "Kassie" Williams
Nicknames: Kassy, Darling, Dearest Lover and Star (By Seviathan), Psycho Fish, Loser and F**king fish girly (By Helsa), Stupid fish f**king girl, Daughter, Girl and Stupid Nasty Witch (By Christopher Williams), Sister, Sis and Star Neptune Sister (By Clive Williams), Gal Blueberry, Blue Star and Cutie Fish (By Cedric Williams), Doll face and Nasty blue B**ch (By Denny), Mama, Mommy (By Theo and Clarissa)
Likes: Her Mother and Her Brother, Her Cousin, Her husband, Listening to Meg and Dia, Evanescence and Muse, Rabbits, Her first pet, Piranha and her second pet, Canary Bird, Pranking on Helsa, Taunting Helsa, Drinking Dr.Pepper and 7Up, Playing with her brother, Reading Mangas, Watching Animes, Her mother and brother, Drawing, Emo fashion, Goths fashion and being a gothic girl, Her husband being a gothic boy, Supporting her adoptive children, Watching Japanese Drama movies
Dislikes: Her father's abuse and insults, Her brother and mother being in danger, being grounded, Her brother is flirting with Seviathan, Chazwick Thurman, Being mocked at, Being called psycho fish by Helsa, Seviathan being in danger, Her ex-boyfriend, The sun, Anyone hurts her brother and her cousin, Racism, Homophobics, being bullied, being tormented by Her father, her brother being rude, her father being a drunk, her brother being insulted and abused, Her kids being in the danger
Abilities: Demon Transformation, Hydrokinesis, Demonic physiology, Aquatic Adaptation, Electrokinesis, Teleportation, Electric Manipulation, Waterbreathing, Musical Talent, Songwriting, Drawing, Weapon mastery
Species: Dragonfish demon
Gender: Female
Age: 21 (same as Clive)
Sexuality: Straight
Status: Alive
Occupation: The student (Formerly), The daughter of the Williams, Recruit at Hellbent Squad
Family: Christopher Williams (Disowned Father), Julia Williams (Mother), Clive Williams (Twin-Brother), Hannah Williams (Aunt; Deceased), Cedric Williams (Older Cousin), Seviathan Von Eldritch (Husband), Theo Williams (Adoptive Son), Clarissa Williams (Adoptive Daughter), Helsa Von Eldritch (Sister-In-Law), Baron Von Eldritch (Brother-In-Law), Bethesda Von Eldritch (Mother-in-law), Frederick Von Eldritch (Father-in-law)
Friends: Baxter, Crymini, Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, Loona, Charlie Morningstar, Vaggie, Angel Dust, Niffty (Best Friend), Sir Pentious (Father Figure), Cherri Bomb, Octavia (Close Friend), Baron Von Eldritch (Childhood Friend), Villa (Sometimes), Alina (Bestie), Finley (Sometimes), Paulina (Close Friend), Glitz and Glam
Enemies: Christopher Williams, Vox, Velvette, Valentino, Angel Dust (Formerly), Helsa Von Eldritch (Sometimes), Striker, Crimson, Crimson's Mafia, Chazwick Thurman (Dislike), Denny Broderick (Sworn Enemy), Adam, Lute, Vadivel, Exorcists, Glitz and Glam (Formerly), Employees of D.H.O.R.K.S, Azathoth, Layla (Formerly), Abaddon, Leviathan, Mammon, Elena, Baal/Bael, Azazel
Romantic Interests:
Denny Broderick (Ex-Boyfriend), Seviathan Von Eldritch (Husband)
Others:
Others: the Ars Goetia (Acquaintances), the Morningstar Family (Acquaintances), Overlords (Acquainted), Deadly Sins (Mammon (Acquainted), Beelzebub (Acquainted), Asmodeus (Acquainted), Leviathan (Acquainted), Belphegor (Acquainted), Satan (Acquainted)), Piranha (First Pet), Canary Bird (Second Pet), Anya (Close Friend; Formerly Classmate), Seviathan Von Eldritch (Teammate), Terrence (Teammate), Damien (Teammate) Lamont (Teammate), Isaac (Teammate), Arackniss (Teammate), Verosika Mayday (Acquainted), Vortex (Acquainted), Astaroth (Caretaker), Lucius (Boss), Layla (Teammate), Celine (Teammate)
Weapons: Fangs, Claws, Knife and Baseball Bat
Voiced by: Janice Kawaye (speaking), Meg Frampton (Singing)
#bio#Kassandra Williams#kass#Kassandra#hellaverse oc#hellaverse#helluva boss oc#hazbin hotel oc#oc#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#Kassie
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A SILLY DISCOVERY!!
cherrisnake fanfic!!
tw: tickling, light swearing
ler!cherri & lee!sirpentious
please enjoy!
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it was a boring day at the hazbin hotel, cherri was visiting and since angel was too busy flirting with husk.. she decided why not go annoy pentious? that’ll be fun
cherri made her way to the hotel lobby where surprisingly only sir pentious was(along with keekee on his lap), cherri walked over and poked sir pentious’s side to get his attention, only for sir pentious to jump and quickly look behind at cherri, the jump making keekee get off his lap and walk off
“o-oh! hello misss bo-bomb.!” - he said nervously, trying to switch subjects
cherri smirked and walked around the couch, infront of sir pentious, cocking her head to the side and putting her hand on her hip
“what was that?” - she smirked, teasing sir pentious about the jump he did.
“I- I don’t know what your talking about..” - he smiled awkwardly
“ya jumped when I poked ya.” - she pointed out the obvious
“y-you ssstartled me! th-that’s all..” - he said, hoping she believed it.
but ofc, cherri isnt stupid. she walked closer to sir pentious, standing right infront of him, her legs touching his tail
“so, if I do it again, ya won’t flinch?” - she grinned slightly, then leaned forward and poked his side again
“pfft- ch-cherri-!” - he let out a small snicker, biting his lip
“ohoho! are ya ticklish, old man?” - she grinned, teasing him once more
“what?! no! ofc not! that’s preposterous!” - he snapped back at cherri, clearly panicking
“then why are ya so anxious all of a sudden?” - she replied
sir pentious didn’t know how to reply.. so instead, he quickly jumped off the couch and slithered away as fast as he could
cherri watched him run off than quickly ran after him
“aye! I ain’t done with you, coward!” - she snickered
sir pentious didn’t reply, he slithered quickly up the stairs and took a sharp turn down a random hallway, not really thinking
cherri followed along, it was kinda hard to catch up since he was a snake.. but luckily the hallway had a dead end
sir pentious quickly stopped before he hit the wall, then slowly turn to see cherri at the other end
“ch-cherri- w-we can talk about thisss!” - he sounded panicked, putting his hands on the wall
cherri slowly got closer and closer till she was right infront of him
“sure you can talk!” - she put her hands to his sides
“I’ll tickle.” - she grinned before her fingers started dancing on his sides
“cheheherri!- wahahahaait!-“ - he began snickering, but surprisingly not falling into a fit of laughter yet.
“damn.. for someone who’s “not ticklish” ya sure are giggly!” - she smirked
“dohont tehehease mehe- KYAHAHAHAHHA!!-“
sir pentious then bursted into a fit of laughter when cherri moved her hands to his stomach, causing his back to arch
“hoholy shit!- ya really are ticklish huh?”
“IHIHI AHHAM NOHOT!-“
despite his fit of laughter, he still denied it.
“hm, then I guess I’ll just have to keep goin!”
cherri’s hands slid down to his hip’s, causing him to hiss, but also squeal
“CHEHERRI!- KYAKAKAHAHAHA-“
his laugh was certainly not the normal type.. though cherri found it amusing
“hah! nice laugh ya got there, snickers!” - she mocked him
“DOHONT CALL ME THAHAHAT!-“ - he tried to argue, but his clap back formed into giggles
“what? snickers? whadda bout, giggles? or.. cackles?” - she kept listing off laughing related nicknames just to piss him off.
“NOHOHONE!- CHEHEHERRIIII PLEHEHEASE!-“ - he pleaded, not exactly telling her to get off
“hmm, let’s see.. what other places could ya be ticklish in..”
she took her hands off of him for a second to think
“I- Ihihim nohot tic- KYAKAHAHA!-“
sir pentious hissed and squeaked both at once as cherris hands met his snake tail, which was oddly sensitive.
“what were ya saying, snickers?” - she teased
“STAHAH- STAHAP CALLING ME THAHAHAT- SHIHIHIHIT-“ - he was practically loosing his shit.
“awhh but it’s fun! don’t ya think?” - she tilted her head to the side, acting innocent
“SHUHUSH- KYAKAAHAHA!-“ - he cocked his head back
“oh calm down I ain’t killin ya” - she rolled her eyes playfully at his “dramatic” act
“YOHOHOU AHAHAREE!-“ - his eyes welted up with tears form laughing to hard.
“well ya sure aren’t stoppin me, it’s almost like your enjoying this~” - she teased him once more, which just added onto the whole situation
“SHUHUT UHUHUP!-“ - he didn’t deny it..
cherri smirked then after a few more minutes, she let go, giving him a chance to breathe
“hah.. eugh.. ugh.. y-your.. evil.!” - he fell down to the floor, just sitting there
“I try my hardest!~” - she smirked down at him
sir pentious blushed slightly, looking away to avoid eye contact with cherri.
cherri noticed but didn’t comment on it, after a moment of sir pentious being non verbal.. Cherri felt the slightest bit of concern, though she’d never admit it.
cherri knelt down to where sir pentious was and tapped on his shoulder
“are ya dead?” - she raised her eyebrow
“phisically? yess. mentally? no.” - he answered dramatically
“pfft- drama queen.” - she snickered
“oh silence you!” - he rolled his eyes, laying on the floor
cherri sat down beside sir pentious, and out of curiosity she reached over and placed her hand on the inside of his hood, causing him to jump up and hit her hand out of reflex
“woah- bad spot, huh?” - she smirked at his reaction
sir pentious blushed again, and glared at her
“n-no! I just- dohont want you touching me ahat the moment.” - he came up with a lame excuse
cherri scoffed, then crawled a bit closer to him
“why are ya already giggling? I haven’t touched ya!” - she pointed out the obvious
“I just- uh- I-Iss it hohot in here?? hah..” - he tried changing subjects, blushing even more
“we’re in hell dumbass, it’s gonna be hot.” - she rolled her eyes, not fazed by his sorry ass excuses
cherri then grabbed sir pentious’s wrist and yanked him closer, just making him even more flustered and/or nervous
“ch-cherri?- whahat are you-“ - he was cut off by the sound of his own laughter when he felt her start to scribble her fingers on his hood
“dahaammn.. your hood thing is sensitive as shit!” - she snickered
“STAAHAHAP!- CHEHEHERRI PLEHEHEASSSSE I CAHAHNT-“ - his tail squirmed around and his eyes watered up again
“chill out it’s just tickling! dramatic much?” - she teased, knowing she was driving him insane
cherri’s hand slid down to pentious’s armpit which made him squeal in the highest pitch he could, bursting into loud laughter
“WHAHAHAIT!- KYAKAKAHAHA!-“ - tears rolled down his rosey red cheeks
“wait? for what? hm?” - she lifted her chin and raised her eyebrow while smirking
cherri then slider her hand up and lightly rubs the crook of pentious’s neck
“NOHOT THEHEHERE!- WAHAHAIT-! KYAKAKAHAH!-“ - he squirmed again
“yeah.. I thought this would get ya goin”
she then scrambled her fingers on his neck, her free hands fingers began tracing up and down his tail, making him begin basically wheezing
after about 2 more minutes she finally stopped for good, sitting beside him, watching him recover
“hah- hehe.. huh.. that- wasn’t.. terrible..” - he was panting repeatedly, looking at the floor while blushing like hell
“oh yeah? ya into that shit?” - she raised her eyebrow and snickered
“what- n-no!!” - his head snapped towards cherri and his blush got brighter by the second
cherri put her hands up
“cahalm down! I’m just fuckin with ya!” - she laughed at him
“yohou shohould see yahah fahace!” - she fell over and kicked her feet while laughing
“it- it isn’t funny!” - he yelled in embarrassment
“ya were sure as hell laughing a second ago!” - she teased
“shut up!” - he covered his face
“hah.. what a silly discovery..” - she shook her head and snickered
(Sorry if it’s bad, this is my first fan fic😰😰)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin tickles#tickle content#tickle fluff#cherrisnake#sir pentious#cherri bomb#ler!cherri#lee!sir pentious#tickle fic
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As if I didn't already have enough reasons to hate Ch*i.
How is Charlie even included in that list? She's the PROTAGONIST! What man does she revolve around?
EMILY?! She hardly even speaks to any male character. Other than Saint Peter and Sir Pentious, (both of whom she only interacted with for like 10 seconds) all of her interactions are exclusively with other female characters.
Bee? How did they fucking miss her debut episode where she spends the majority of it talking to Loona, another woman?
For the last time, Stella is not a villain because she made Stolas sad. (Where did that even come from?) She's a villain because she fucking abused Stolas for years and participated in having him killed. What part of "Cheating would imply there was a betrayal, this woman never gave two shits about me or our very much arranged marriage" did they not understand?
When was Pre-Apology Tour Verosika ever treated like a villain by the show? The only time she was ever taken down a peg was in Spring Broken, and that was because she sexally harassed Moxxie. Not because she hates Blitzø.
Glitz and Glam weren't even the main antagonist of the Mammon episode, MAMMON WAS. IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE DAMN TITLE. CREEPZO WAS LITERALLY CREATED TO BE HATED BY FANS.
OCTAVIA SHOULD NOT EVEN BE IN THAT CATEGORY. SHE WAS NEVER A FUCKING VILLAIN NOR HAS VIV EVER SEEN HER AS SUCH, CH*I MADE THAT UP OUT OF HIS ASS. WHERE DID THAT COME FROM.
I don't remember Loona being a villain either, and she's had several interactions with female characters like Millie, Bee and Octavia before. She doesn't just talk to men.
Only shows up when it's convenient to the plot? You mean queer people can have more than one personality trait and certain traits will show up depending on their mood? 😱 NO WAY!!! WHO'DA THUNK IT?!?!?!
"Black-coded" I am so fucking sick of this argument, these characters are not human so stop projecting human ethnicities onto them.
Annoying is subjective. If Ch*i finds a character annoying because they're fat and not because of their personality, that says more about him than it does about Viv.
Moxxie is hella aggressive and temperamental, what? Where's the "wimpy" in this guy? Because he didn't want to kill children? (Before he found out they were Satan-worshipping cannibalistic serial killers?) This guy stood up to his abusive dad and has no problem calling Blitzø out on his flaws. "Wimpy" my ass.
I don't even know what to say about that last part. What the fuck.
Ngl antis claiming Vivziepop can only write a few characters and then giving list like this will never not be funny to me
GENIUENE QUOTE from Chai
“Nice” girl with no personality other than her relationship with men in the cast (Charlie, Emily, Millie, Nifty, Bee, post-Apology Tour Verosika, Loona depending on the ep)
One-dimensional bitch who is labelled a villain because she made a male character sad (Stella, Glitz & Glam, Loona depending on the ep, pre-Apology Tour Verosika, potentially Lilith and, from Viv’s point of view, Octavia)
Foul-mouthed asshole who has a “soft side” that only shows up when it’s convenient to the plot (Blitzø, Angel, Fizzarolli)
Black-coded man who has to daddy dom a defanged version of the foul-mouth asshole (Husk, Asmodeus)
“Fat and annoying” (Mammon, Mimzy)
”Wimpy” bisexual man (Pentious, Moxxie)
Twink (Moxxie, Stolas, Fizzarolli)
Edgelord/Drama king (Alastor, Stolas)
It amazes me how they misunderstood these characters
This is probably why you don't watch something you hate. It makes you ignore quite a lot of nuance with the characters. Also, this list feels like a mixture of misogyny, homophobia, and lowkey racism. It could just be me tho xP
#helluva boss#hazbin hotel#hellaverse#mischaracterization#media literacy is dead#anti nonsense#somebody please put this guy back in jail RIGHT NOW
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An Animalistic Disaster
Summery:Some more domestic time spent with the crew and they finally see angel's song
Masterlist
CH-12 : Reactions and new powers
"(Y/n)! (Y/n)! Wake up! It's morning!"
"Who...?"
You said groggily as you rubbed your eyes. It's been some time since someone gently nudged you awake like this instead of poking at your sides till it hurt with antlers. This person has a nice voice too. You could get used to waking up to this.
"It's Charlie! C'mon, it's 9 am already. I bribed Alastor to let you sleep a bit longer but I don't think he'll listen to me anymore" Charlie whisper yelled at you as she nudged you harder.
"Fine, fine.. I'm up" you sat up and looked at Charlie with a small smile, grateful for her assistance. Alastor was standing behind her, looking at you with keen eyes. Suddenly a delicious smell hit your nose.
"Mm, something smells niceee"
Charlie chuckled. "That's Vaggie cooking for us. Come join us in the breakfast after freshing up. Others have already been fed"
You nodded as you headed towards your bathroom. After heading to kitchen later, you were greeted with the sight of Vaggie cooking up some sausages and eggs and Charlie helping to set the table.
"Look who finally decided to wake up. Good morning. Go take a sit, your food will be here shortly." Vaggie looked at you with a hand on her hip and another holding the the spatula. "Hopefully you slept well" she said as she moved on to cooking again.
"Slept like a baby thanks to Charlie" you grinned as you looked around the cabin. Angel was sitting on a corner of the kitchen. Niffty, Husk and Cherri were probably outside since the front door was open and you didn't see them anywhere. Sir Pentious slithered up to your lap.
"Hey there buddy, had your breakfast yet?"
You cooed at the Pentious as you pet his head as per habit. Pentious shook his head and hissed happily at you patting him. Suddenly you realised that you were patting a demon and you quickly took back your hand making Pentious whine in disappointment.
"Uh haha.. sorry, forgot you were a demon now and I probably shouldn't do that to you. Since you haven't had breakfast yet, let's eat together okay?"
'No,no miss (Y/n)! I assssure you it's quite alright to pet me. I like- ahem, I enjoy the sssensssation it bringss!'
Of course you didn't understand any of that as you watched Vaggie bring in your food and as well as hers and Charlie's. Your stomach grumbled at the sight before you as you quickly dug in.
Vaggie looked at you eating the food as she and Charlie looked at each other with a smile. You noticed it and thought they were making fun of you .
"What?? I'm hungry! Let a girl eat!"
"Don't mind us, eat to your heart's fill. I have seconds if you'd like" Vaggie said gently as she and Charlie began to eat.
"Don't mind if I do" you happily said as you cut off some big chunks of your sausage and fed it to Pentious on your lap.
You were about to grab a cup of coffee that Vaggie left but as soon as you grabbed it, you winced in pain from your injuries and you let go off the mug above your lap just beside Pentious.
You closed your eyes expecting the hot liquid to burn up your lap. But after some seconds when you didn't feel anything, you opened your eyes to see the cup was floating just a few centimetres above your thighs.
Charlie was panting while extending one of her hands towards you. A faint red glow was connecting her hand with the cup.
Vaggie quickly came towards you as she took the cup and put it down on the table. Charlie let out a exhale as she sat back in her chair and looked at her hand.
Vaggie took your hand in hers, examining the damage. Her eye brows furrowed with worry seeing all the black marks. Suddenly a warm green glow enveloped your and her hands. You somehow felt a nice relaxing sensation going through the cuts and bruises there.
Vaggie and you both looked at each other surprised. When you looked at your hand, you were surprised to see it was slowly but surely healing.
"Vaggie we can use our powers here?" Charlie exclaimed with joy as she tried to move other objects with her power. She soon found out she couldn't lift big objects and even controlling smaller objects needed a lot of concentration.
"It seems like it, I guess my power is healing then?" Vaggie said as she took back her hands and looked at them. "I don't get why my power is this though, I never had healing powers in hell"
"That is strange..what I can do right now is a small bit of my old magic. But you have a completely different one. Not to mention it's pretty rare for a demon to have healing powers.." Charlie scratched her chin as she looked at Vaggie's hand deep in thought.
"W-well Hun, it's probably cause of our these new forms you know? They probably mixed up my powers in here" Vaggie was sweatdropping as she put up both her hands in front of her face and looked away.
"Hmm, seems so! At least her hands are now healed!" Charlie said in a cherry tone as she looked over at you. "Are you alright? Everything's fine right?" You just nodded, trying to take in everything.
After a hearty meal and making small conversations, Vaggie gathered all of the animals from outside. They all came to your room as you opened up your laptop to find the music video.
"Angel, if you want to say something before showing this, you should say it now" you said softly.
Angel inhaled a large breath. He couldn't sleep last night thinking about how to deal with this situation. He finally looked at each and every one of them.
"You guys are gonna see something really... sensitive to me. Whatever you do, just don't fucking pity me. I'm trusting y'all to not use any of these against me...I'm talking about you Alastor ' Angel squinted his eyes at him.
'Me? Oh I would never!' Alastor said dramatically with a grin. After confirming everything was fine you finally started to play the song.
There was a bundle of mixed reactions. Charlie and Pentious looking horrified, Vaggie averting her eyes sadly, Husk getting angry, Alastor watching curiously and Niffty had a blank expression.
After the song was done Charlie immediately picked up Angel while crying and apologising profusely. Vaggie and Pentious looked sad and distraught. Husk was mumbling angrily by himself and Niffty and Alastor just stood there watching the whole ordeal.
"Angel,I'm sorry I didn't know you went through something like this and I couldn't do anything and i-"
'Just shut up Charlie. It's fine..' Angel said looking away.
"Well since you all were concerned about Alastor from the looks of it, let me share a fact about him for a change!" You said suddenly clapping your hands making everyone look at you.
"Our dear Alastor here is a mama's boy, confirmed by the creator herself!" you said with a wicked grin looking at Alastor.
It felt like a thunder fell into the room as everyone slowly looked at him. Alastor's grin widened dangerously.
'Alastor? This guy? This creepy ass manic?? He's a mama's boy??'
Vaggie was the first to break the silence.
Suddenly the whole rooms mood changed. Charlie was aww'ing at Alastor who had a scowl on his face. If looks could kill, you would be dead over hundred times by now. Husk was looking at him smugly, finally knowing something embarrassing about him made his day.
'I didn't know know you could be soo adorable Alastor~' Angel had a smile plastered on his face, his earlier mood fading away.
'Our big'ol radio demon is a sucker for his mama, how cute' He was now making baby faces at Alastor and Cherri was cheering him on.
'I suggest you shut your mouth before I crush you under my hooves like the puny little thing you are' Alastor chewed out his words as he looked at the spider.
"Now now Alastor, it's a nice thing that you love your mom! I knew you still had some good in you!" Charlie said beaming with pure happiness in her eyes making Alastor groan. He had a feeling no one's going to make him forget about this for the foreseeable future.
Alastor hoped he could deny it but it was the truth. Plus since the creator said it herself, no amount of lying would make these lot believe him now. He squinted his eyes at you looking all proud for the changing the depressed situation. He will get you for this in future.
After some more laughs and talks you went back to work and others went to do their thing. Charlie was trying to make things float and Vaggie was trying to heal small wounds on herself to test the limit. Charlie hoped if she can get her full power back, maybe she can do something to get back in hell.
You got up to streach for a bit in late afternoon. As you reached your kitchen suddenly the door swung open and a very dirty looking Niffty and Husk came inside. They were both covered in mud and grime making you gasp. Niffty barked cheerfully at you and Husk shook his body trying to get as much dirt off him as possible.
"What did you guys get into?? You guys need a bath! Right now!"
Husk hissed at the mention of bath. He turned to leave but you were faster and closed the door. You quickly put on some thick hand gloves you had as you started chasing after Husk who was running away.
"Bad kitty! Bad Husk! You're getting dirt on all my floors. Showering isn't that bad! Niffty, get him!" You shouted the last part towards Niffty who very happily complied.
'Niffty why are you taking her side?! Leave me alone! This whole thing was your fault in the first place. I had to drag your sorry ass outta that mud pile.'
' Yeah I know but chasing you is fun! hehehe, I'm going to get you kitty cat' Niffty said in a sing-sing voice.
'What the fuck??'
Soon enough, with Niffty's help, you were able to corner Husk and you held him holding on his arms and back so he couldn't scratch you. He still tried to bite you but couldn't due to the gloves. You quickly headed towards your bathroom with Niffty following happily.
You three came out of the bathroom a little more than half an hour later. Both of the animals were now clean and drenched. You couldn't help but laugh at how Husk looked. All of his fluff were gone. He just sat there looking grumpily at you.
"Come on, pfft- that wasn't so bad was it?hahaha!" You struggled to hold your laughter as Husk mewoed angrily at you.
"Hey (Y/n) have you seen the -" Vaggie stopped as her eyes fell on Husk and Niffty and she began to laugh as well. "What's going on Vaggie?" Charlie followed Vaggie to the room and noticed her gaze as she began giggling.
"Hold on, I gotta take a picture of this-"
You quickly pulled out your phone from your pocket and snapped a couple of pics before Husk could run away.
Some other animals also came as they began gathering in your room as well noticing the commotion. You picked up a towel and began to dry Husk first as others watched. Husk had half a mind to scratch or bite your hands during this but he held back. He needed to dry up properly for now so he doesn't look like a wet mop.
It was Niffty's turn next. "Come here Niff, it's your turn!" Niffty quickly jumped into your arms barking happily as you began to dry her up. "Who's my good little girl? You are! Yes you are-"
You cut off in the middle remembering this wasn't an actual dog. You got so used to treating them like animals that it's still hard to fathom there are demons inside them. After you finished drying her, you stood up and patted her head.
Niffty jumped back into your arms and began to bark happily and licked your cheeks making you giggle. "Okay, okay that's enough."
'Thank you (Y/n)! You're the best!' Niffty said while nuzzling in your neck. She felt at peace in your arms. Maybe she wouldn't mind staying here with you as your dog and getting headpats and obeying your every command and killing every little pests that roam your house and-
Suddenly Niffty started to glow bright golden in your arms making you almost go blind. Charlie who was talking with Angel and Cherri in the room snapped their neck at you.
"NIFFTY????" Charlie screamed.
A.n: Here, have some fluff you adorable shits. We need to cleanse our palate after what happened.
Also I know making them have power might make things more complicated but trust me I have reasons for it.
Also my twitter account is @moonflower_34_ if any of y'all want to be moots there. I use that account for both RP'ing and other stuffs. ( ╹▽╹ )
Remember no spreading toxicity or hate there!
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New Hazbin Hotel Gif(ts) Sneak Peeks, December 2022
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Not sure if I'd have posted these individually so here
#onaf#one night at flumpty's#birthday boy blam#bbb#redman#onaf redman#donaras#hazbin hotel#sir pentious#vaggie#eyesaur#creepypasta#creepypasta jessica#puzzle and dragons z#puzzle and dragons#zabgon#stormy sea dragon levia#it#it chapter two#it ch 2#beverly marsh#it 2019#it 2017#tw hazbin#// hazbin
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I just realized it's so funny for V/vzie to completely miss the point of "hey can you use colors other than red" because there were other colors (yellows, blacks, greys) it was that most of her characters never pop out from the background that they're up against.
This was ESPECIALLY shown with Ch/z, who was made completely green in a mostly green landscape. Like wow that's just missing the entire point of what we were complaining about!!
Like for example, making A/gel D/st pink wouldn't be a bad idea IF she didn't put him on a pink background. Same with Sir Pentious and putting him on a yellow background.
I have OCs who are single colors (mostly for story reasons) but I never have the background color be anything that was used for the main body because guess what: It just looks bad!!
Also the lack of varients of the colors also bugs me. Like it's either neon colors, put; no inbetweens.
And I would excuse it if she was like a young up-and-coming artist. But no, she went to art college and she's 30 years old she should start acting like it.
Sorry if that got a little to mean at the end but god it's frustrating.
#👁️ eldritch murmuring | talking#😈 impish desires | helluva boss#😇 unlikely redemption | hazbin hotel#vivziepop critical#hazbin hotel critical#helluva boss critical#spindlehorse critical
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