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Birds of a Feather - Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head

(Meredith is at a bar, doing shots. Connie is sitting next to her, drinking a soda.)

Meredith VO: To be a good surgeon, you have to think like a surgeon. Emotions are messy. Tuck them neatly away and step into a clean, sterile room where the procedure is simple. Cut, suture and close.

Joe: Hey Connie. (To Meredith) You look familiar. You been here before?

Meredith: Once. That worked out really well.

Joe: I know that look. It'll be one of two things. Either your boss is giving you hell or your boyfriend is. Which is it?

Meredith: Both.

Meredith VO: But sometimes, you're faced with a cut that won't heal.

Meredith: My boyfriend is my boss, which was a problem. But not as big a problem as the fact that my boyfriend has a wife.

Joe: Tell you what, this one, it's on the house.

Meredith VO: A cut that rips it's stitches wide open.

***

(Derek and Addison in the lobby of the hospital)

Derek: Addison, what are you doing here?

Addison: Your hair's different.

Derek: A lot of things are different.

Addison: It's longer. I like it. It's very Russell Crowe.

(She tries to run her fingers through his hair but he moves back)

Derek: What are you doing here?

Addison: What are you doing here? You just pick up and leave everything? Your house, your practice, your friends? You had a life in Manhattan.

Derek: Had.

Addison: And now you have a girlfriend in Seattle. She seems sweet.

Derek: The ice you're on. Thin.

Addison: She's young. That whole wide-eyed, ooh he's-a-brain-surgeon thing happening, but still sweet. Which was what you were going for, right? The anti-Addison?

Derek: If you came out here to try and win me back, forget about it.

Addison: I did. I flew all the way across the country to reminisce over wedding photos, get drunk, fall into bed, and make you realize you can't live without me. Relax. Derek, I'm here for work. I'm helping the TTTS case you guys admitted last week and from Richard's briefing, I should be.

Derek: Richard, he knew you were coming out here?

Addison: He asked me to come. Didn't he tell you?

Derek: No. He didn't.

Addison: Hmm. Surprise. The hair, though. You know I've always had a thing for Russell Crowe.

***

(Izzie and Alex in the locker room, Alex has ice on his eye)

Izzie: Let me see it. (Looks at his eye) No lacerations, minimal swelling. George really knocked you around.

Alex: He's a lightweight. Could've pinned him in a second if I wanted.

Izzie: Yeah, so why didn't you?

Alex: Are you kidding? I'm riding a career in Plastics all the way to the bank. Can't afford to injure these babies. (Holds up his hands) Especially over some one like O'Malley.

Izzie: You had it coming.

Alex: The dude punches like my sister.

Izzie: Oh! So, by your definition then you got beat up by a girl.

***

(George and Cristina enter the bar)

Joe: All hail the champ! (Everyone in the bar cheers) So, my guy Alex finally got what was coming to him.

Cristina: George knocked him down in one punch. You should've seen it.

George: I don't want to talk about it!

Joe: brag, champ, brag. You've earned it.

George: Can I have a beer, please?

Meredith: Let's play a game of whose life sucks the most. I'll win. I always win.

Cristina: No, you don't want to play with me.

Meredith: Oh, I do. I'll even go first. Derek's married.

(George spits his beer out)

Connie: George, beer is dripping from your nostrils.

Meredith: Told you I'd win.

Cristina: No, you didn't win.

Meredith: Did you hear me? I said Derek is married. As in pigheaded, adulterous, liar married. Nothing you could say could top that.

Cristina: I'm pregnant. I win.

(In the background Joe is groaning and holding his head. A bar patron asks him if he is alright and Joe falls over.)

Connie: Ok. Maybe Joe wins.

(Meredith, Connie, and Cristina rush to Joe's side.)

(Joe tries to get up)

Cristina: Joe, lay back down.

Man: The medics are coming.

Joe: You called the gurney patrol?

Connie: Sit back and relax. We have to take you to the hospital to run some tests.

Joe: Tests? I don't need tests. I'm fine!

Cristina: Dude! You collapsed! On the floor. This is you bar. You know how filthy this floor is.

Meredith: Radial pulse is strong.

Cristina: Minor skull contusions.

Meredith: You're sleeping with someone?

George: What? Who?

Cristina: Why is that such a shock? Even George managed to get some action.

George: Correction. George got some syphilis.

Connie: How could I not know, you were sleeping with someone?

Joe: Forget this.

Cristina: Joe!

Joe: The hospital is right across the street. I can sure as hell walk across the street by myself. (He stands up)

Cristina: Oh, I think we should...

George: No, I got him. Joe!

***

(Seattle scenes)

***

(Hallway of SGH)

Meredith: All right. Details. You're pregnant? What are you gonna do?

Cristina: Look, you know what happens to pregnant interns. I'm not switching to the vagina squad or spending my life popping zits. I'm too talented. Surgery's my life.

Connie: Which begs the question: who are you sleeping with?

Cristina: Just a guy.

Meredith: That's all we get? You can't just bring something like this up and expect us to drop it.

Cristina: Well, watch me.

(They walk up to a desk where George and Izzie are standing)

Izzie: Why are you back here tonight, don't you have a date with McDreamy?

George: More like McMarried.

Izzie: McWhat?

Meredith: I came to check on Joe.

George: You think he's gonna be ok?

Cristina: You think he's gonna need an operation?

(Derek walks up)

Derek: Operation, yes. Ok, hard to tell. Basilar artery's blown up like a balloon. Subarachnoid bleeding. Aneurysm the size of a golf ball.

George: No way to clip something like that.

Connie: Not without magic fingers.

Derek: Or a standstill operation.

Cristina: You're doing a stand still he's doing a standstill operation.

Derek: I'd like to try. First I need some additional patient history, overnight labs, and a cerebral angio. (He tries to hand the chart to Meredith)

Meredith: I'm drunk.

Derek: Meredith.

(Meredith walks away and George grabs the chart. Derek tries to follow Meredith but the other interns step in his way.)

Izzie: (Softly) McBastard.

(Derek leaves. Cristina takes the chart from George)

Izzie: Ahem.

George: What are you doing?

Cristina: Uh, I am on her side, but we're talking a possible standstill here. Recognize.

***

(Meredith is walking out the front door as Derek catches up to her)

Derek: Meredith!

Meredith: Go away!

Derek: Just wait. We should discuss this.

Meredith: Here's a thought. No! Quit following me!

Derek: At least let me explain.

Meredith: Explain? You know when you should have explained? The night we met in the bar. Before any of the rest of it. Yeah, that would have been a good time to discuss it.

Derek: Look, I know how you feel.

Meredith: Do you? Somehow I doubt that. Because if you did, you would shut up, and you would turn around and go back inside, because you would realize that I am this close to getting in my car and running you down in the parking lot!

(She leaves, George runs up to her with an umbrella. Derek goes back inside)

George: Where are your keys?

Meredith: I'm fine!

George: Meredith, give me your keys. Let's go home.

***

(Derek enters Richard's room to find Addison there. They are both laughing.)

Addison: And the husband was then... (They stop as Derek enters the room) Well, I will be back in the morning to report for duty. And you, get some rest.

(Addison leaves)

Derek: What is she doing here?

Richard: You and I both know she's the best in the field. Brining Addie out was a business decision, nothing personal.

Derek: Oh, well, what a relief. It's not personal. It is personal to me.

Richard: The working of my surgical unit don't have any-

Derek: Don't include my wife!

Richard: Don't include your private life! Burke will act as chief of surgery until I'm back on my feet.

Derek: You gave chief to Burke.

Richard: Like I said, there's no room for personal in being chief.

Derek: What is that supposed to mean?

Richard: How long have you have been sleeping with an intern.

Derek: So, I guess part of being chief is personal.

Richard: Close the door on your way out.

***

(Seattle scenes)

***

(Meredith lying in her bed)

***

(Cristina in an empty OR, examining the instruments)

Cristina: L.S.

(Burke is standing outside the door)

Cristina: Babcock.

Burke: Right-angle clamp.

Cristina: Oh. I'm gonna sterilize everything when I'm done. The scrub nurses won't even know I was here.

Burke: My lips are sealed. So, I have a question to ask. I checked the schedule and I noticed that you and I are both off tonight. I made reservations. I have a favorite restaurant.

Cristina: None of those were questions.

Burke: Would you like to go out to dinner with me tonight?

Cristina: You know, the OR is the one place where I can come and think. I'm thinking right now, ok?

Burke: Of course. I get it.

***

(George and Izzie are in the locker room)

George: I'm not a violent person. I'm a pacifist. But, you know, he just kept pushing and pushing, he pushed me, I pushed back.

(George keeps looking over his shoulder to where Alex is standing)

George: I was pushed. And now he-

Izzie: You know what, if Alex tries to lay a hand on you, just tell me, I'll take care of it.

George: You... I don't need you to take care of it. If Alex starts something I'll handle it myself. I can handle it.

(Bailey enters)

Bailey: Ok, people, assignments. Yang, you're on discharges. O'Malley report to room E19. Grey, Sloan come see me, and who was on call last night?

(Bailey hands Alex and Izzie a stack of charts)

Bailey: Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Redo these and return them to me before lunch, understood?

Alex: Understood.

Bailey: Karev, don't tempt me. (To Meredith and Connie) Somebody's popular.

Meredith: Meaning?

Bailey: There's been a special request, just for you.

***

(Burke is walking through the hall with Patricia)

Burke: The chief runs through all of this? Before lunch. After, you've got calls to return, a budget to approve, two staff meetings, and four of Richard's surgeries, including your own.

Burke: Absolutely. No problem.

Patricia: Virgins.

(Derek enters)

Derek: So. Congratulations are in order.

Burke: Don't sweat it Shepherd. I'll only be your boss for a few days.

Derek: I'm well aware of Richard's recovery time. I'm the one who operated on him, remember?

Burke: I do. You operated. He survived and chose me to take over while recruiting your wife.

Derek: Clearly, he has brain damage.

Burke: Or is it your ex-wife? I'm a little fuzzy on that.

Derek: We're separated.

Addison: Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Burke.

Burke: You're never interrupting.

Derek: She's always interrupting.

Addison: I was just checking to see if Dr. Burke secured the interns-

(Meredith and Connie walks up)

Meredith: Interns you requested? He did.

(Derek looks at Addison then Burke, Burke smiles and walks away. Derek walks away and leaves Meredith, Connie, and Addison there staring at each other)

***

(Seattle scenes)

***

(Addison, Connie, and Meredith are in a patient's room, Julie has TTTS.)

Addison: Define TTTS.

Meredith: Twin-twin transfusion syndrome. Conjoined fetal twins.

Addison: Connected by?

Meredith: Blood vessels in the placenta.

Addison: Meaning?

(Pause, Meredith does not answer)

Connie: One twin gets too much blood, the other too little, endangering the lives of both.

Addison: Good job, Dr. Sloan. (To Meredith) I'd expect you to know that, Grey.

Julie: They told me there wasn't much chance anything could be done.

Addison: TTTS is usually impossible to correct. Unless you happen to be one of a handful of surgeons in the world who knows how to separate fetal blood vessels. Which, luckily for you, I am. So were gonna get you into surgery tomorrow. If you have any questions at all please ask Dr. Grey or Dr. Sloan. From what I have seen, Dr. Grey is one the hospital's most popular interns.

(They walk into the hallway)

Meredith: I could've answered your question had you given me the chance.

Addison: Chin up, Grey. I'm this tough on everyone, not just the women my husband sleeps with. (She looks at Connie) Or my husband's goddaughter. Order an ultrasound for her and pre-op labs in full.

(Julie overheard the conversation between Addison, Connie, and Meredith)

***

(George goes to the nurses station)

George: Hi. Can I have the chart for E19, please? Thank you.

(He looks at the chart and realizes that it is the chiefs)

Richard: Oh, good, you're here. Let's get started.

George: Ok.

(George starts examining the chief)

Richard: O'Malley?

George: Yeah?

Richard: You're touching me.

George: Yeah.

Richard: No. Carmen. (He brushes off the nurse) I want you to listen to me very carefully. As long as I'm in here, I don't know what's happening out there. With my doctors. My patients. My hospital. You are my eyes today, my ears. I want you to be a sponge.

George: A sponge?

Richard: You repost any and everything happening in this hospital to me.

George: I'm an investigative sponge.

Richard: I'm not fooling around, O'Malley. There's too much been happening lately under my radar. It stops today.

***

(George is in the hallway "sponging." Derek walks by and runs into Burke)

Derek: Burke you gave Grey and Connie to Addison. Are you sure about that?

Burke: That's not you call, Shepherd. And for the record, I'm always sure. Did you need me for something? Because as the new chief, I'm-

Derek: Interim chief.

Burke: "Chief" nonetheless.

Derek: Ever attempt a standstill surgery?

***

(Derek, Cristina and Burke are talking to Joe)

Derek: It's the location of the aneurysm that makes it tricky.

Burke: Your body temperature would be lowered cool enough to protect it from any damage and stop the heart.

Derek: Which stops blood flow to the brain which reduces the risk of rupture. I'll have 45 minutes to clip the aneurysm.

Burke: Before I step in and get the heart started again.

Joe: You wanna freeze my body, drain my blood, and stop my heart?

Derek: And bring you back.

Joe: In under 45 minutes?

Derek: Right.

Joe: If you go over, is it free?

Derek: No.

Burke: Dr. Yang, you can go and handle the pre-op labs now.

Cristina: Ok.

Joe: How much? How much does something like this cost?

(George is looking on)

Derek: I don't think you should worry about that right now.

Joe: Hey, look, you guys say that you can kill me and bring me back, I believe you. You're doctors, but I own a bar. I don't got any insurance so I'm not that concerned about the surgery so mush as what I'm gonna do when I survive it. I need a number. Ten grand? Twenty? Thirty?

Derek: It's a couple hundred at least.

Burke: At least.

***

(Izzie and Alex are sitting on a gurney in the hallway fixing their charts)

Alex: Who's Halloran?

Izzie: Patient in 4115. Red hair? Wife knits all the time? He had the colectomy?

Alex: Ah, colon dude. That's right. Who's Monterroso?

Izzie: 4238. Mom with the really cute kids. She spiked a post-op fever last night. You spent two hours monitoring her.

Alex: Hernia chick. That's right.

Izzie: You have been treating these people for the last week. How can you not know their names?

Alex: Surgery is the only specialty where we don't waste time getting to know the patients. They're slabs of meat, we're butchers.

Izzie: They're human beings. You do know what a human is, don't you Evil Spawn?

Alex: I'm not evil. Unless evil turns you on.

Izzie: Do you ever wake up in the morning, realize nobody likes you, and, I don't know, care?

Alex: Oh. I think somebody likes me.

(Izzie rolls her eyes)

***

(Cristina enters the stairwell where Burke is)

Cristina: Hey. (Burke does not respond) What, you don't speak now you're chief? Burke!

Burke: What do you want?

Cristina: What?

Burke: What do you want? You don't want to go out to dinner. You don't want to meet me in the on-call room, and you sure as hell don't want to talk to me. I could pretend I know, but hey, I don't even have your home phone number. So tell me, what do you want?

Cristina: Don't yell at me. (Burke walks away) Wait. Hey, we're having a conversation here.

Burke: Well, what do you want?

Cristina: I don't know!

(He grabs her and kisses her passionately)

Burke: Figure it out.

(Burke leaves Cristina standing there speechless. The camera pans up to where George had been standing, watching the whole encounter)

***

(Seattle scenes)

***

(Richard's room)

Richard: What's the report?

George: No report. It's very quiet today, sir.

Richard: There's no news, gossip, surgeries I should know about? Now come on, what's the buzz, O'Malley?

George: You know, not in the halls, not in the OR, not in the stairwells. Especially nothing happening in the, you know... they're just stairwells.

***

(Alex and Connie sits down next to Joe's bed)

Alex: They told me you were in a nightgown, but I thought I'd come and see it for myself. Very nice, huh.

Joe: Heard O'Malley laid you out cold. Nice eye.

(Nurse comes in and leaves a gift)

Joe: Whoa, who sent that?

Nurse: We all pitched in. The whole floor.

Joe: Well, please, tell the whole floor a big thank you.

Nurse: Yeah, I will. (Leaves)

Joe: Alex, Connie, you gotta get me out of here, man. Get me transferred to County Hospital, or something.

Alex: Oh, you don't want to go to County. Here, they can kill you and bring you back, but at County, they just know how to kill you. No joke.

Connie: He's not wrong.

Joe: I can't afford this place, man. I'm gonna lose the bar.

(Man walks by)

Man: Hey, Joe, how you doing?

Joe: Hey, Scooter.

(Alex is picking food from Joe's gift basket)

Joe: Ok, that's mine.

Connie: Well first start things first, we're gonna start by saving your life, man.

Joe: The bar is my life. You know that. You've been at last call with me, practically every night since you moved here. I'm gonna have to shut it down or sell it.

Alex: You can't do that. Place is an institution.

Joe: You know, I've owned the bar across the street for 14 years, and I've never been inside this hospital till now.

Alex: Look, I'll pay my tab, right. That's gotta be good for something. How much is it?

Joe: Close to a grand.

Alex: How about I pay, like, 60? That's good. And I'll pay you back later.

(George has been watching from afar)

Joe: Hey, champ!

***

(Connie is getting ready to do an ultrasound on Julie)

Julie: What does it take to go after another woman's husband?

Connie: Excuse me?

Julie: It happened to me. Jeff moved in with a long-legged miniskirt who answer his phones, three weeks into my pregnancy. By the way, that gel is really cold.

Connie: I'm sorry. I'm sorry about your husband.

Julie: Is your friend sorry about Dr. Montgomery-Shepherd's husband?

Connie: I'm going to be checking a few things today.

Julie: I bet she asked to work with her. It's what I would have done.

Connie: I'm gonna go check on your labs.

***

(Cristina enters Joe's room and goes directly to the bathroom and pukes)

Joe: Heya, sunshine.

Cristina: Deep breath.

Joe: Morning sickness must suck.

Cristina: Just so we're clear, do not breathe a word of what you heard last night to anyone. Not about me. Not about Meredith. Not about Meredith and Dr. McDreamy-

(Burke enters)

Joe: Hey, Dr. Burke.

Burke: Joe.

Cristina: Um, vital signs stable overnight. Today's CT shows no re-bleeding. (Cristina is having a difficult time presenting. Joe notices) The EKG shows, um, normal sinus rhythm. No ischemia, no dysrhythmias.

Burke: Looking good. Page me if there are any changes.

***

(George is standing outside of Peds talking to himself)

George: Oh, hi chief. No, not much going on. Other than your interim chief making out with my friend in the stairwell, but hey sponge duty sucks.

(Meredith walks up)

Meredith: Talking to yourself now?

George: Yes. No! damn it, I'm a bad sponge. A leaky sponge. I'm gonna leak all the wrong secrets. I'm a bad liar, can't even lie about talking to myself. You look nice today.

Meredith: Wore my new lip gloss. Cause my ex-boyfriend's wife looks like Isabella freaking Rossellini, and I'm like me. I'm trying to outdo her when she's the victim here. How crazy is that?

George: Not crazy. Smart. You know, gloss, you know, prevents chapped lips and your ex-boyfriend?

Meredith: I'm an evil mistress.

George: Well, still. You look nice.

Meredith: Thanks. What are you doing here?

George: Well...

Meredith: Come on, O'Malley. Out with it.

George: Ok. Can you think of any reason, any reason at all, really, why Cristina would be kissing Burke?

***

(Elevator doors dings open, Cristina is inside and Meredith is waiting outside with Connie. Lapse to Meredith and Connie inside)

Meredith: After all this time. All your warnings about me sleeping with my boss, and you're doing the same exact thing?

Cristina: It's not the same.

Meredith: It's the exact-

Connie: No, it's not. You and McDreamy are in a relationship.

Meredith: And you and Burke are in?

Cristina: Switzerland. It's very neutral there. And they make very nice watches.

Meredith: Have you even bothered to tell Burke about the baby? Are you going to?

Cristina: Look, Meredith, can we not go there? Can everyone just accept the fact that there are some things I like to keep to myself? I don't discuss everything to death.

***

(Meredith is back in the TTTS woman's room)

Meredith: Well, why even confide in me at all. If you're so intent on not discussing it? Why even tell me?

Julie: When I found out about the miniskirt, I called her up and took her to lunch. It was perfectly civil. I said I didn't hold it against her, that these things happened. But, really? I just wanted to put a face on the bitch that got my husband to throw away 15 years of marriage.

(Meredith is concentrating on the ultrasound)

***

(Burke enters the office where Bailey is sitting)

Burke: Got a second?

Bailey: Depends on what you need.

Burke: Who the hell is Dr. McDreamy?

(Bailey looks to where Derek is talking to Addison and George passes by)

Bailey: Me. I'm Dr. McDreamy. I'm tall, handsome. I like to lean against things and ponder the difficulties of dating beautiful women. I'm trying to be a surgeon here!

***

(Burke walks up to where Derek, Mark, and Addison are talking)

Derek: That took a lot of nerve.

Addison: Oh come on, she came highly recommended. They both are.

Mark: Don't talk about my kid.

(Derek pulls her away as Burke draws near)

Derek: Right.

Addison: So you don't recommend her?

Derek: No, I did not say that.

Addison: Just not for her medical skills.

Mark: Oh, would you shut up?

(Meredith and Connie walks up)

Meredith: Dr. Shepherd.

Addison/Derek: Yes?

Connie: Labs confirm what look like abnormalities on the ultrasound. I think you should come and see for yourself.

Addison: Fine. Let's go.

Derek: Meredith. Meredith.

Meredith: Don't.

(Connie turns to Derek and Mark.)

Connie: Leave her the hell alone. You should've told her. And now she's the bad guy? That's not fair. (Mark smiles as Derek goes to say something) Da, da, da. Did I say you could talk? No, so shut it. Right now, you are not my godfather or my boss. Just the asshole who broke my best friend's heart.

(Connie turns around and runs to catch up to Addison and Meredith. Burke was looking on from near the surgical board. As Derek notices him, he turns to leave, almost running into George.)

***

(Richard's room)

George: Well, no report. You know, same nothing as earlier. I should go. Oh, actually there is something, sir.

Richard: Burke and Shepherd marking territory on the playground?

George: No, sir. It's about Joe. The bartender. The standstill patient.

***

(Addison looking at Julie's ultrasound)

Meredith: See. Bilateral pleural effusion with evidence of subQ edema.

Julie: In English, please?

Addison: We've detected what looks like beginning heart failure in the twins. Don't be alarmed.

Julie: Are my babies gonna be ok?

Addison: I'm gonna go ahead and take you into surgery now. We're not gonna wait. (To Meredith) Book the OR. Move.

***

(Joe is being wheeled into surgery. He is giving instructions to Alex)

Joe: Tell Pete to wash out the taps every night. Not every other night. And remind him that the delivery truck comes at 6 am. Kegs go in the back. Oh, another thing. There's petty cash on the top shelf in the storage closet.

***

(George leaving Richard's room)

Richard: We're operating on our patients. That's it.

George: I know, but-

Richard: I sympathize. I do. But solving Joe's finances is not my job, it's not your job, and it's sure as hell not the job I assigned you today.

George: It just seems wrong to cut him open, sew him up, and just leave him, you know, left with nothing.

Richard: If we can save his life, we'll hardly be leaving him with nothing.

***

(Joe's OR. The Or is full of patients and the gallery is full of watchers)

Derek: That's as far as I can go for now. Let's start cooling him.

(All the doctors start packing Joe with ice packs)

***

(Gallery, Bailey enters)

Bailey: (To George) Can't see much from back here, O'Malley.

George: I know. I'm trying to find a loophole to help Joe. You know Joe.

Bailey: Oh, yeah. I was the only female intern my year. I didn't know anybody and nobody knew me except Joe. He knew me.

George: Oh. So, you and Joe?

Bailey: All you people ever thing about is how to get into somebody's pants. You're nasty. That's why you got syphilis. (She slaps George) Joe was the first person here to tell me I'd make a good surgeon. Not that he knew anything about it. But it was something when I had nothing.

(Alex enters and sits next to Izzie)

Alex: Oh, sure. I'm the guy with the heart of stone and you brought snacks.

Izzie: It's a working lunch.

Alex: Snacks to watch Joe die.

Izzie: He's not gonna "die" die. They'll bring him back.

Alex: He is going to "die" die. No "pulse" pulse. He's gonna be "dead" dead.

Izzie: It's a granola bar, Alex. Not a bag of super-size popcorn and a box of chocolate movie mints.

George: That's it. (Everyone looks at George) Dead! (George runs out) Excuse me!

***

(Julie's surgery)

Addison: Julie, we're just gonna go in laparoscopically. You're not gonna feel anything and neither are the twins. Ok, let's get going. Ten blade. Begin with a three-millimeter incision.

***

(Joe's OR)

Burke: We stop the blood flow?

Cristina: To protect the brain. Operate in a bloodless field so the aneurysm won't rupture.

Burke: And cool the body?

Cristina: To induce hypothermia. Uh, keeps the tissue viable until the blood is restored.

Doctor: Body temp is at 60 degrees.

Burke: Ok, Joe, time to die.

(Burke clamps the blood line, and another doctor turns off the bypass)

Doctor: Flatline.

Derek: All right. We've got 45 minutes, people.

Burke: Start the clock.

Doctor: Got it.

***

(Still Joe's OR, the clock is at 17 minutes 52 seconds)

Derek: So what's your "Joe" story? Seems like everybody around here has one.

Burke: You first.

Derek: Ok. I went to Joe's place the night before I started working here. I'd only been in town, you know, a few days. I met this woman. I got drunk and she took advantage of me. Or she got drunk and I took advantage of her. I got drunk and she took, no. We were drunk. Definitely. Somebody took advantage. Either way, I like to look at it as my initiation into Seattle. What about you?

Burke: Oh, I don't have one. I just wanted to hear yours.

***

(George is at a desk on the phone)

George: So, technically, the paperwork just needs to be submitted by midnight of the day of the surgery to be considered? Oh, good. Well, thank you very much. Thanks.

***

(Julie's surgery)

Addison: How you doing there, Grey? Sloan?

Meredith: Good. I'm good.

Connie: I'm good.

***

(Gallery of Joe's OR)

Alex: You know, I'm very sweet once you get to know me.

Izzie: No, you're not.

Alex: We could be good friends.

Izzie: Alex. Never, ever, ever.

Alex: Why not?

Izzie: Give me one reason why we could? What about you is even remotely human?

Alex: It's going too slowly.

Izzie: I hope Joe can pull through this.

Alex: He can. He will. He has to.

***

(Inside Joe's OR)

Derek: Damn it. I can't get the clamp to hold. Give me the bipolars. I'm gonna go in at a different angle.

Burke: Time remaining?

Derek: Irrigation, please.

(Clock reads 27 minutes, 59 seconds)

Cristina: 17 minutes.

Burke: Shepherd, I'm gonna need eight minutes to get him back, to warm him up.

Derek: Time to make the next 17 minutes count. Right there, go in from there. See it? See, that's why we can't do it right there.

***

(Richard's room)

George: He's dead. Technically. Which is science, and this is a huge thing. So I thought some research foundation has to have an interest in that.

Richard: So, in essence, you want to donate Joe's body to science?

George: At least for the next 17 minutes.

Richard: Privately funded grant.

George: For educational purposes. We're a teaching hospital. The standstill surgery qualifies.

Richard: I didn't peg you for the type to ignore my instructions, O'Malley.

George: All due respect, sir. It's worth a shot. It's someone's life.

Richard: It's always someone's life, O'Malley. (Pause) You're hovering. You can leave now.

George: Ok.

***

(Joe's surgery, the clock reads 37 minutes)

Nurse: Eight minutes.

Burke: We need to start rewarming, Shepherd.

Derek: Take the bipolars, please. Thank you.

Burke: Shepherd, we need to start warming him up, now!

Derek: Hang on.

Burke: Now. I need it now, Shepherd.

Derek: I can't seem to get, I just can't get behind the aneurysm. If I could get behind the aneurysm, I could, there it is. Got it. That's it.

Burke: Are you sure?

Derek: I'm always sure. Good work, everybody. It's all yours there, chief.

Burke: Ok people, let's grab Joe before he decides to go into the light. Start warming him up. Clamps are coming off. Turn the pump on. Watch cerebral perfusion pressures. Keep M.A.P. at greater than 60, please.

***

(Richard's room)

Richard: I know you're enjoying yourself, Preston. It's a power kick to be the chief. You're never more surrounded. Never more alone. You're everyone's father, everyone's boss, and no one's friend. Choices you make. Clean slices and neat stitches. No emotions, no compromise, no personal life.

Burke: But Richard-

Richard: I just had brain surgery. I'm surrounded by fruit baskets. The only people who've been in this room come and kiss my ass. I gave you a shot for a reason, Preston. You and I, we're the same. We put the job first.

***

(Burke is in the on-call room when Cristina enters)

Cristina: That was the single most amazing surgery I have ever witnessed. You, you killed a man and brought him back to life. You, like, raised the dead. God, how does that feel? Are you rushing? Is it-

Burke: Like you wouldn't believe.

Cristina: Hey, um, do you still have those reservations? Cause I'm starving.

Burke: Cristina, I think there's something we should discuss.

Cristina: Yeah. Yeah, there is.

Burke: It's pretty clear.

Cristina: It is?

Burke: We've been fooling ourselves, to think that we can continue like this without consequences.

Cristina: Consequences?

Burke: We have careers to think about. Reputations. We both put the job first. You are very focused. I respect that.

Cristina: Thank you.

Burke: You're welcome.

Cristina: Oh, you're ending this?

Burke: I think it's best to make a clean break.

Cristina: Ok.

Burke: Before it gets too involved. Before it gets...

Cristina: Messy. Right, right. That would be, that would be bad.

Burke: It's nothing personal.

***

(Seattle scenes)

***

(Richard's room, George is standing outside the door peeking in)

Richard: Get in here, O'Malley.

George: Ok. I tried. I really tried. But there's a lot of stuff happening out there. Stuff I can't tell you. Stuff I won't tell you. Crazy stuff. Stuff I'm gonna have nightmares about. But I'm not gonna tell you about any of it. Because it doesn't matter. Not when there's a guy out there who we all know and love who's gonna be bankrupt because he needed a surgery to save his life. And I spent the whole day working on it.

Richard: O'Malley-

George: Let me finish. You're wrong, sir. Now you can fire me, or, you know, bring me up on disciplinary action or whatever. I'm telling you, Joe deserves-

Richard: Deserves our help. Couldn't help yourself, could you? Whether or not it'd win you any points, even from me. I signed your request. Give it to Patricia, she'll know what to do with it. Looks like Joe may keep his bar after all.

George: Thank you, sir.

(George starts to leave)

Richard: O'Malley!

George: Yes?

Richard: Yell at me again, and I'll snap you like a twig.

George: Yes, sir.

***

(Julie's room)

Addison: See? Just a small scar.

Julie: And my babies?

Addison: Your babies are doing very well. And Dr. Grey and Dr. Sloan will be back to check on you a little bit later.

Julie: Actually, I'd prefer it if Dr. Grey were taken off the case.

Addison: Why, is there a problem?

Julie: Just reminds me of someone I don't like very much. Someone my husband likes a lot. Particularly in lingerie. You understand.

Addison: No, no, I don't understand.

Julie: Well, she's sleeping with your husband, right?

Addison: Ms. Philips, I lack Dr. Grey's class and patience so, let me set the record straight. My husband didn't cheat on me, I cheated on him. So the wronged woman here, Dr. Grey. So, I think you owe here one hell of an apology.

***

(Meredith and Derek sitting on the porch of his trailer)

Derek: One night I parked my car, I unlock my front door, go inside my house, and something 's different. Nothing's different, everything's the same, but yet, still, something's different. And I stand there for a while. And then I know. See, there are moments for me, you know, usually when I'm in the OR, when I just know what's gonna happen next. So I go upstairs. As I'm walking down the hall, I trying to prepare myself for what I'm gonna see when I go into my bedroom. I step on a man's jacket that doesn't belong to me. And everything I think I know, just shifts. Because the jacket that doesn't belong to me is a jacket that I recognize. And what I know now is that when I go into my bedroom, I'm not just gonna see that my wife is cheating on me. I'm gonna see that my wife is cheating on me with Jason, who happened to be one of my best friends. It's just so pedestrian, common and dirty, and cruel. Mostly just cruel. I left, came out here.

Meredith: And you met me.

Derek: And I met you.

Meredith: Well, what was I to you? The girl you screwed to get over being screwed?

Derek: You were like coming up for fresh air. It's like I was drowning and you saved me. That's all I know.

Meredith: It's not enough.

(She gets into her car and leaves)

Meredith VO: The say practice makes perfect. Theory is, the more you think like a surgeon, the more you become one.

***

(Burke is in the on-call room alone)

***

(Derek is pacing the porch of his trailer, drinking his beer and looking upset)

Meredith VO: The better you get at remaining neutral, clinical.

(Derek goes inside the trailer and paces some more. He goes back to the porch, slamming the door)

Meredith VO: Cut, suture, close.

***

(Connie is on the phone with her girlfriend, Lexie Grey.)

***

(Izzie watches Alex take a chair and sit with Joe)

Meredith VO: And the harder it becomes to turn it off.

Joe: Thought I might see your ugly mug in here tonight. Did you hear the good news?

Meredith VO: To stop thinking like a surgeon.

(George walks by)

Alex: O'Malley!

(George stops, turns to look at Izzie, who shrugs her shoulders, then heads back towards Alex)

Alex: I heard what you did, champ.

(Alex hugs George)

Meredith VO: And remember what it means to think like a human being.

(Cristina enters Joe's Bar and sits down inbetween next to Meredith and Connie)

Cristina: The clinic has a policy. They wouldn't let me confirm my appointment unless I designated at least two emergency contact person. Someone to be there, just in case, and to help me home, you know, after. Anyway, I put your name down. That's why I told you I'm pregnant. You're my "person." You both are.

Meredith/Connie: I am?

Cristina: Yeah, you are. Whatever.

Meredith: Whatever.

Connie: Whatever.

Cristina: He dumped me.

(Meredith lays her head on Cristina's shoulder and put her arm around her, Connie doing the same on the other side of her.)

Cristina: You realize this constitutes hugging?

Connie: Shut up. We're your "person."

#grey's anatomy #mark sloan #miranda bailey #derek shepherd #alex karev #cristina yang #izzie stevens #george o'malley #meredith grey #connie sloan #constance sloan #addison montgomery #lexie grey

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incorrect-tharntype · 5 years ago

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Type: It's not gay if I want to date Tharn but like as bros, right?

Techno: I'm not an expert but that sounds kind of gay.

Champ, mouthful of chicken: I'm an expert. That's gay.

#fellas is it gay #incorrect tharntype #tharntype the series #tharntype #incorrect bl quotes #incorrect quotes #type pawatthakun #techno ttts #champ ttts #gulf kanawut #mew suppasit #mewgulf

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wxsuthorn · 5 years ago

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holy shit im so fuckign eXCITED FOR CHAMP AND KHUNPOL’S STORY LINE THEYRE LIKE ????? SO FUCKING CUTE ??????

#tharntype #ttts #ttts s2 #tharntype season 2 #CHAMPS FINALLY GONNA GET A BOYFWEND

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chrislswood · 2 years ago

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wickedpact · 4 years ago

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You can't just drop that "I read Forces Multiplied" bomb on us and not give a ten page written reaction.

[cracks knuckles] if u insist

nicky cant drive hc: destroyed. rip. also i loved how andy and nile stole those sports cars and were being badass and driving off the bridge & meanwhile joe and nicky were just absolutely vibing in the van

'heres the thing about power: people who have it think they deserve it' [shot of police car] i see u greg

5 whole panels being dedicated to booker not being able to unlock his door. booker not even seeing noriko sitting RIGHT THERE in the window at first. incredible

noriko being 24/7 horny was surprising. like wow all of the stuff i saw she did out of context was 100% equally horny in context as it was out of context. love that for her

i didnt think the 'andy + slavery' thing was handled as badly as everyone made it out to be when telling me about it. tho from the way it was talked about i had kind of figured the conflict between andy and nile re: slavery would be really racially charged (esp considering nile is a black american and would obvs have Thoughts on the subject in that regard) but like,, done in a cringey 'a-white-guy-obviously-wrote-it' kind of way? but it wasnt that. i mean. it makes sense that andy would be implicit in slavery through the years

i mean, like she says, is that not what people just did to each other in the aftermath of battles for thousands of years? and i really like how its pointed out that it was what she was raised with (in the beginning when you see her put shackles on that guy after the battle) but she also accepts responsibility for it and acknowledges that it was wrong and not just 'what people did'.

i like how from her expressions you can kind of tell baby andy knew it was off but she sets those feelings aside bc she felt angry. it explains how she felt but didnt make her out to be blameless in it. plus i mean. i dont know, the fact that andy was involved in a lot of morally shady stuff for 7000 years is not that wild for me. if you live that long youre just Going to be involved in some shit, and she didnt even have other immortals with her as positive community influences, she literally just did whatever the fuck she wanted for thousands of years

'i was worshipped as a god once' i mean, yeah no shit she wouldve been involved in some seriously fucked up stuff, gods were fucking scary back in the day

tldr it could use some polish but it wasnt that bad

tho everything people said about moose being boring was unfortunately a little true. sorry king i tried to be interested in you

joe and nicky writing verbal fanfiction about nile and moose was iconic. 'you seeing that?' 'i am definitely seeing that'

it was also extremely funny bc that was like 60% of their contribution to the whole comic, besides kidnapping copley. they came, they wrote some fanfic, they left. kings. at least in tog1 they had an excuse to be useless bc they got kidnapped

joe just found out his old friend who he thought was dead is alive (and also probably wants to murder them) and instead of investigating with andy he stopped to help nile up. champ.

nicky shooting noriko through andy was cool. rip to the concept since it wont happen in tog2

wanna see mr ejiofor deliver this line

on that note imo copley was. weirdly enough, more interesting in fm than in tog1. to me at least. the fact that andy let him live and he was so haunted by what had happened that he came back and sought them out despite knowing they would likely kill him for it bc he wanted to not only make up for what hed done but also to tell them what theyd done for the world was admittedly more interesting than andy just kind of drafting him to the cause and him going 'okie'

i like how nicky was drawn in this one. in opening fire he looks like a blob man but in fm he looks more like a very nice grampa with a very good dye job

'theres no pain like a broken heart' andy 🥺

noriko implying andy's never drowned. .. .idk about that one, she musta drowned sometime

joe and nicky came, they waxed poetic about nile's love life, they waxed poetic about grog, and then they left.

sports bras being a reason humanity is good. i mean..... okay, yeah.

i mean. wild but you cant exactly tell her shes wrong

i liked how noriko telling andy that their purpose is to make people suffer coincides with joe and nicky finding out that they actually did good all those years

joenicky in opening fire: jail for booker jail for booker for 100 years

joenicky when copley tells them he knows where booker is: WE'LL KILL YOU WHERE IS HE

joenicky when copley comes back: if your vibes come off as even remotely rancid we Will destroy you

joenicky 2 minutes later when copley helped them find booker: he made up some ground :)))) <3 lov you j cops

theyre forgiving af

moose: how old are you?? a hundred??? a thousand???

nile [vine voice]: I M 2 7 ?

alright andy you got me there

joe texts like my aunt

i dont know why noriko drowning andy in that car tickled me. Bad And Naughty Andromaches Get Put In The Pear Wiggler To Atone For Their Crimes.

the drowning sequence was cool

copley trying to talk to andy while she was like o_o at him was great

ive hit the picture limit but id seen that panel where nicky goes 'forgive me' as he kills a guy out of context and it was HILARIOUSLY anticlimactic for me to discover that there was literally no context to it. nicky just apologizes to random people he kills. i thought that guy was someone he knew or something. nope its just Some Guy that nicky didnt know from adam

nile's complaint that andy was especially brutal to the guys on the boat... i mean. . , how exactly does one kill a man with an axe and not be brutal about it?

it was funny how noriko kissed andy and the only people who seemed surprised by that were nile and also andy

nicky and joe's complete non-reaction to finding out noriko is alive And Evil Now is endlesly funny. they just left her on that boat and neither cared. i get book and nile not caring but joe and nicky knew her, and they just have 0 input on the subject of what to do with her

pinstripe suit guy!

joe and nicky and booker packing up and leaving with nile

andy blowing up at nile was A Moment tho

i dont know, i get why people didnt like the ending but its. .. . it makes more sense in the comicverse. bc the squad doesnt really. .. interact outside of jobs? i mean, think of the moon landing story in ttt. that was booker and joe and nicky doing a job and andy only showed up a for a couple minutes after it was done. or the brunch in the first issue of opening fire. the squad arent as tight in the comic, and andy often seems to do her own thing outside of work, so andy saying 'i dont want to do work anymore' and the squad being like 'alright bye then' makes more sense in this universe than the movie one

also i feel like greg was Trying to set up a thing where nile becomes the Leader of The Squad after andy dies but like. its not very well done since. . . i mean, nile hasnt spoken to booker since opening fire, (and she only knew him A Day). and shes known joe and nicky all that time, but there isnt really anything that indicates that they have any relationship at all, much less one that's grown. in all the comicverse the only time nile and nicky speak is in FM, and in that scene nicky tells nile about noriko. nile goes from someone who needs to be set aside to have background knowledge explained to her to being the Leader of the group with nothing in between. it kind of... comes out of nowhere.

on the other hand tho... i felt really bad for andy thru the whole thing. well, i always felt bad for andy, but in this one she seemed so miserable, especially since it really felt like none of the others actually.... cared about her. when noriko came back no one asked andy how she was doing (big question ik, but it wouldve showed they cared at least), nobody ever expressed any concern for her, no one even really seemed to want to be around her. in opening fire everyone was more distant than in the movie of course, but there were little moments where she would joke with joe, or nicky would try and comfort her, or stuff like that, but in FM it really felt like they just didnt really care about her. & in opening fire it felt a lot like andy's relationship with nile breathed some new life into her, but in FM it felt like all they did was argue. i get theyre not *as* close in the comics but it really felt like the only person who cared about andy at all was noriko (which was probably also how andy felt) but it just seemed to come out of nowhere. honestly i was reading and i was honestly agreeing with andy that she might just be better off if she did just die. opening fire, on the other hand, never make me feel that way

tho everyone made it sound like when the squad split up it was one of those cursed 'the found family leaves each other at the end of the journey' tropes. but guys i mean,,, this is the second installment out of three. that isnt the End. theyll come back in the third one and Dramatically Reunite to fight some baddies (probably those 'others' noriko mentioned). im guessing yitzhak fits into that too somehow.

anyways it wasnt That Bad but it made me kind of sad and the only Sweet Found Family vibes in it were when they saved booker. also they shouldve beefed up that nilemoose romance, it underwhelmed me. 6.5/10

i also ABSOLUTELY understand all of greg's comments about how you couldnt make FM directly into a movie, he always said that it had no plot and. i get it now. it really didnt have a plot sdfghjkl

#nicoloalkaysani #it took me So Long to type this up #asdfghjk

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socialpeloton · 8 years ago

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patryk-hilton · 5 years ago

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Snake with flowers Thanx Martyna you’re champ ⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ .⁣ #snaketattoos #madeinbydgoszcz #bydgoszcztattoo #tattoodo #ttt #toptattoos #inkspiration #polandtattoos #panterabydgoszcz2.0 #tatuazbydgoski #rattlesnaketattoo #patrykhilton #snaketattoo #instasnake #tattoolife #snakeofinstagram #tattoolover (w: Pantera Bydgoszcz) https://www.instagram.com/p/CDjj91eHmAs/?igshid=1x866m4d2jyyp

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spookyboogie3 · 5 years ago

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MY FAVORITE AH MOMENTS W/O R*an H*yw**d

Also keep in mind some of these moments i picked Bitch Face r*an may have been present for but this aint about his stupid ass.

The straw bit on Off Topic

Fiona and Trevor’s “Look at us” “Look at us” “Look at us” in TTT

Drunk Jeremy inhaling helium, followed by Jack and Trevor on Off Topic

“Krusty KrAYAYAB!!!” TTT

Jeremy trying to slam his face through a table, followed by Michael doing the same thing

“my god…… the munchdew” “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!” Minecraft: Skyfactory

Actually all of Simple Farmer Geoff from Skyfactory

Whatever those sounds were that Jack was making in the beginning of GTA video

Alfredo screaming as he continues to fall down a steep tube in a GTA race

DESTROYING THEIR OFFICE DEAR LORD

“How did he drown though?” “UNDERWATER, MATT!”

Anytime Fiona starts to RAGE in TTT (bonus if others join in)

The time Gav was the phantom in TTT and he kept dying and being brought back and Jack spitting water and then trying to catch it

Alfredo’s Magoo moments in Minecraft

Geoff laughing in the background of a video hes not in

Lindsay fucking around with Chef Mike on Harecore Minigolf

Lindsay fucking around in general

Gavin and Fiona playing Animal Crossing and laughing at the stupidest shit

The Fish Tempura incident on Wheel of Fortune

Lindsay’s reasoning for why her and Michael should have 4 kids

Geoff’s fucking ad reads (my favorite is 23&Me)

The whole thing during Push the Button where everyone especially Michael gets mad at Fiona because she said the best candy to get while trick or treating was lollipops

Matt’s fucking desk in the corner of the room

Anytime Millie is in a video

Everyone falling off the pink ladder during TTT and dying repeatedly because of it

Alfredo “the two-time champ” Diaz dying very early in YDYD 3

Gavin and Michael fucking up almost every game they play on Play Pals

RAY OR NO and then RAY OR NAY on Off Topic

Reddit Roasts Geoff

Gavin asking if someone could kill 20 cows with their bare hands and the proceeding so say he could rip out a cow’s veins by reaching into its neck

Ify’s narration during Let’s Roll Ave Caesar

The internet losing its shit when Jeremy shaved his head years ago

“We need a knife” Gavin comes back with a hammer

Griffin chain sawing the Off Topic table up

“How do I put the boat in the water??” “Right click you animal”

As of 2020, 8 years of playing Minecraft, certain people still do not know how to play the basics of this fucking game.

Honestly it took over 200 episodes for some of them to figure out how the compass worked. You know after they decided that the sun was setting in the wrong direction. (this was in 2016??)

Flynt coal still is a joke they make

So is Day 2

Whatever happened in that GTA lets play where someone called a mugger or a hit on someone and the game glitched and 50 guys showed up and lined up on the street below from where they were playing

Anytime Gavin gets mugged, it’s an old running gag but it’s a classic

The time a mugger fucking started driving the fire truck away after mugging Gavin with Michael and Jeremy still in the truck thinking the other is driving and it takes them like 2 minutes to realize what happened while Gavin’s yelling “come back”

They got a water jug and immediately started water boarding each other

“It pinged and went dingle”

“Hey Trey-Boi” “Hey Gay-Boi” Immediately realizes what he has said

Jeremy’s website puns

(OLD) Ray jerking off in the corner during a let’s play

(OLD) the world in Minecraft never loading and everyone screaming about as Geoff says its fine for him

Jeremy’s “I AM MONSTER TRUCK”

Jack taking AH to Disney……in Minecraft

On Twitter, Gavin asked about recommendations for a computer mouse and Fiona starts sending him pictures of actual mice.

“Its not ghey, if its on the moon”

Literally anything Fiona does as Po

Jeremy saying the heterosexual flag is boring

UNO THE MOVIE!

Geoff fucking cackling the whole time.

“here’s looking at you kid”

the video was almost 3 hours long

“you know what my favorite color is? blue” “oh really? You know what my favorite hand is? Yours

They all want it to end but no one wants to lose and so they fuck each other and that prolongs the game. Also they put on more rules, so they just keep getting more cards if they don’t have a card to match the previous

Alfredo saying he won’t participate in ghost hunter because he knows what happens to people of color in horror movies

Fiona walking in on Off Topic with a protein shake and Gavin asks if shes drinking milk and she says without missing a beat “ah no that’s cum” and everyone laughed not expecting the answer

(OLD) “SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER” *falls in hole*

(OLD) Ray and Gav running in a panel dressed as X-Ray and Vav and Ray running the whole way around the room before he got to the stage

Duck taping Jeremy to the wall

(OLD) All of Minecraft Episode 3 Plan G (This was the very first AH video I watch and why I know who they are)

Geoff and Gav creating Achievement City and giving everyone houses just to prank Jack into burning house down with lava.

Ray’s house is a dirt block with no furniture and single torch

Geoff’s giant ass house next to Ray’s tiny house

Jack tries to destroy everything with lava throughout the episode

“lets be honest, I realistically didn’t lose anything”

Michael stealing art from Gav’s house “NOO! I want nice things”

The sign to Michael’s says “Awaiting Approval, Awaiting Approval, Awaiting Approval” he runs into house and say “I’m home”

Ray also steals this sign at some point

Plan G – The failsafe.

“Oh whats this? Is this a button? Whats this? (pushes button) Yeah it was a button”

“Did you push the button?”

“Yeah”

“okay”

“wh-what does it do?”

“uh…”

Cue Achievement City beginning to explode as Michael starts screaming

Rays reaction “NO, MY SHITTY HOUSE JUST GOT EVEN SHITTIER!”

Not something funny but something VERY IMPORTANT. AH admitting that they all fucked up and how shitty their behavior was when dealing with harassment in the fanbase. People were racist, sexist, homophobic, misogynistic, and just downright horrible to a lot of the employees at RT and AH. This came up after Mica Burton left the company and talked about it publicly and how nothing was done about it. Fiona who also experiences these same things, along with Lindsay and other employees, but Fiona took the charge on the Off Topic talking about people can’t continue to get away with that behavior. She got to sound off her feelings to a group of white men who all respected her and LISTENED to what was saying and how she felt. She cried; Geoff cried. They all want to do more, so this doesn’t happen in the future and they’re not tolerating the racist and horrible comments. AH taking a mature moment to talk about how they failed to stop these comments and Geoff was right when he said the company has a long way to go.

Outside of AH each member has more to them than just all of the comedy and laughs and dumb shit they do

Geoff helped found Roosterteeth and Achievement Hunter. He has a beautiful daughter in Millie who is awesome in her own right. He’s a recovering alcoholic. Currently doing F**k Face podcasts. Was in the fucking army. Takes accountability for every mistake he makes.

Jack also helped start Achievement Hunter. He does so much work for charity. His twitter is full of things to help people go vote. He’s like the dad to AH, especially Fiona. He’s happily married to his wife Caiti.

Michael was an electrician and has a lot of handy man experience. He made a few videos online about him raging at games and that got the attention of RT. He’s currently married to Lindsay who he met because of RT. They have two kids together.

Gavin is an expert at high speed filmmaking and know how use and edit footage from a slow-motion camera. He has worked on actual films. One of the creators of the Slow Mo Guys. Worked his ass off to get to work for RT. Currently dating model and cosplayer Meg Turney

Lindsay flips between being the mom of the group and a complete chaos queen and we all love her for it. She started as an editor for the RT podcast and then AH stuff. She is an incredible voice actor, most known for Ruby Rose (RWBY), Space Kid (Camp Camp), Hilda (Xray & Vav) just to name a few. She also has a degree in finance

Jeremy started as a fan who made videos on the community page. He took over Ray’s place after Ray left to do Twitch full time. He is a self-published author and a skilled rapper and singer. He’s currently married to his wife, Kat.

Matt also started as a fan making videos on the community page. He actually interacted and made stuff for the guys in really early Minecraft episodes. Seriously this guy is like king of Minecraft. He has a degree in electrical engineering. He also has pretty decent singing voice.

Trevor is THE BOSS. Has a degree in aero-space engineering and is getting paid to babysit AH. Currently dating Barbara Dunkelman, RTs queen of puns.

Alfredo worked at IGN before RT and is a well-known streamer. He is the best when it comes to first person shooter games. He and Trevor look so similar.

Fiona. Po. Her majesty. Host of This Just Internet. A Twitch streamer. Baby of the bunch. Grew up in Europe. Her and Gav act like a pair of siblings. She has stated and showed time and time again she will fight for people to have safe spaces for anyone who needs them.

Ify, our new guy. He is wonderful and I want to stay forever. He’s a comedian, a writer, and an actor. Co hosts F-ing Around with Fiona. Has his own film podcast, Who Shot Ya? I look forward to more content with him in it, cause everything he’s been in so far has been great.

Were all hurting but well make it through this

We have all these wonderful moments and a lot more that I didn’t list and this incredible team of personalities with their own accomplishments and achievements. Not to mention old team members who were also great additions and the entire crew behind the scenes editing and making videos look the best that they can.

Here’s to Achievement Hunter and to this community. We need to be here for each other in times like these.

@theonyxranger gave me the idea for this based on their own post they made about the fans giving their favorite moments without bitch face and there were just too many. Oop.

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