#choice of asks

[mammalsofaction]

based on perry being possessive: do u think he'd be excited if doof was possessive over HIM?

Perry knows that he is. He IS happy about it. There's some proof of this;

1. In Nerds of a Feather, their b-plot centres around a TV show Heinz made up he named "Doof n Pus." Executive Jeff McGarland suggests giving the platypus a girlfriend. Heinz blew his TOP. ("Oh you suddenly know my characters more than me?!")

When the camera pans back to Perry, Perry's glaring at Jeff, smirking.

2. In Come Home Perry, Heinz found out that he's been demoted to Minor Threat, (already very upsetting) and that Perry's been relocated to the Quad State Area to fight the Regurgitator. I'm pretty sure Heinz then confronts the Regurgitator about Perry being HIS nemesis, but he chickens out of scolding the man to his face. He DOES put an escape button in Perry's trap though.

This episode establishes Perry's trust in Heinz.

3. Ok this is vague. But there's a book out there written from Heinz's perspective with a title I can't remember (paging @pnfc 's merch knowledge with this) where a feature includes doing a little quiz to find out which OWCA agent you're most compatible with. (Book is absolutely chock full of Perryshmirtz).

In that book, the highest villaney score lands you on Perry as the most compatible nemesis. But Heinz basically says that "But he's mine, so you can have Agent Chicken instead"

4. Heinz was also jealous when Perry started working together with Lila Loliberry in "Sidetracked". When they both confront Heinz in the dining car, Lila puts her arm around Perry, which he glares at and shoves away. Heinz had cackled, calling out how much Perry must hate this, considering his Lone Wolf tendencies. Perry very pointedly doesnt deny him.

In the Niagara Falls scene, Perry infamously puts his hand on Heinz's arm before he leaves, and they share a secret smile.

Heinz appears less jealous than Perry only because Perry's arguably the more aggressively possessive one. Perry's not the cheating sort either. Heinz sorta is. But he IS possessive. Perry DOES know Heinz is obsessed with him. They are both aware of each other's unhealthy codependency, the staple of every sweet romance.

[rock-omelette]

I was reading your last post, and for some reason, the first thing I thought of was the song "my way of life" by Frank Sinatra....

This song is so stobotnik core I swear 😔

THIS EXACTLYYYYYY THIS IS SO STONE CORE..... THE HELPLESS, LOST DEVOTION THAT CORRUPTS..... Like considering my last two posts im gonna assume you're referring to that dogged, bloody posession. Stone is a starved dog that bites and doesnt let go so the fact that he loves a bucking love bronco is like perfect..... Stobotnik matches each other's freak in a way that is simply too dangerous to the general public

[ineffablyendless]

10 people I'd like to get to know better

Tagged by the love of my life @nualaofthefaerie , just the distraction i needed in this day and age

Last song: Eenie Meenie, by JB and Sean K. It's in my shower playlist

Last Book: I'm rereading With Kind Regards and Completely Serious Warning, by Jennylarner. Im still on an Irondad binge, surprisingly. Currently going through the When You Smile I Fall Apart ao3 collection

Last Movie: Kraven, the Last Hunter. Very bad and I did not enjoy the experience. Of better note is the movie Kahar, a prequel feature of the TV Show, The High Council. Absolutely stellar movie experience even with 0 context. Would watch again.

Last Show: Moon Knight, actually. Just got into the hype because i prefer to watch good things on my own time lol. I would die for Steven Grant.

Sweet, Spicy, Savoury: I'm Southeast Asian, meaning most of our dishes are a combo Spicy+Savoury. Which is what I prefer. I've mostly grown out of my sweet tooth, but I still get the need for chocolate sometimes.

Relationship status: Single

Last thing I googled: School Calendar. Ive lost my copy and my mom needed to coordinate our Christmas breaks lol

Current obsession: I'm back in Marvel's maw, so its a combo of Tony Stark, Spidey, Venom and Deadpool. Mostly Spidey and Deadpool. Honorable mention to @hemlock-dreams ' Hunting!Spider AU, which has my balls in a chokehold and doesn't seem to be letting go anytime soon.

I have Perryshmirtz and Sportarobbie bubbling a constant hum on the back burner of my brain, which makes @mammalsofaction the most active of my blogs so far. I'm still waiting on s5 and 6 of PNF in the new year

Tagging @adhdoofenshmirtz @chio-chan2 @dinnerdog @agentlizardofowca @erizumon @inators and an obligatory @ennas-aesthetic even though I know she barely shows up here any more lmao.

[iprefertheterminsane]

Ask Game: List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers :)

1. Stardew Valley

2. That post fic publishing feeling

3. Sitting with some chocolate and coffee inside an air conditioner cafe on a hot day

4. My abomination<3 (stuffed creature)

5. Enjoying new works from my favourite artists and writers

[a-random-fandom-friend]

Because of Re: Carmilla, I thought you all would enjoy my edition of Carmilla :

The holes go all the way through, the sides of the book are red, and on some pages the text is colored red just under the holes !

I was so happy when I found it in a little french bookshop specialized in queer texts ❤️

[lovertm]

pins by Abprallen

[gaminegay]

Icelandic Miku

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[emotional-piece-of-meat]

Let me introduce you to this concept: batkids pick a silly t-shirt of the week, in which Brucie will be “accidentally” caught by the paparazzi.

Dick, as a millennial he is, chooses something with mottos like yolo or jokes about coffee. He also has a special love for quotes and puns, which nobody but him finds funny.

Jason does not participate, because he refuses to think about Bruce more than it’s absolutely necessary. And if some t-shirt reminds him of his dad Bruce, well, he just passes by.

Barbara, although she has a wonderful sense of humour, uses her power to spread awareness instead. When an important social or political event takes place in Gotham and beyond its chapels, the choice is hers.

Cass loves matching t-shirts, because it makes her feel that she belongs. Every time it's her turn to pick, newspapers spread out the touching headlines like “Bruce Wayne was caught with his daughter in I'm with stupid t-shirts”.

Steph simply goes to the women's department and chooses one of those ugly Eiffel Tower or a rhinestone “princess” t-shirt. They're also usually pretty tight, and, trust me, the press just loves it.

Tim wake up and choose violence Drake prints t-shirts himself, always putting some brainrot words on them. That's how “what a sigma” and “skibidi toilet rizzler” appeared in Bruce's wardrobe.

Damian takes great pride in his t-shirts, because he draws pictures on them by hand. Nobody could convince him that it's not, in fact, a competition, and he has to make sure that he is winning.

Duke always gives Bruce some niche band t-shirts. Plot twist? These bands do not exist. He just creates them himself and then proceeds to gaslight people, because “what do you mean you don't know batshit on the rooftop? You, uncultured pig! Their music literally changed my life!”.

[sdvbloglushvalleys]

Your tags on my FOM crush post had me dying lmao if you want to talk more about them I'm curious

So to summarize,

Carnally curious about Balor (same thats my man)

2. Marry Hayden with March as affair partner because you "want a piece of that unnaturally red short king asshole on the side" (absolutely made me die laughing)

3. And seeing Reina makes you "whimper like an injured puppy"

Care to tell us more about that?

I can! It goes like this.

Reina, passing me by to stop by Celine's house: hiiiiiii :3 how are you doing on this fine day?

My bisexual farmer, tearing up as an involuntary distress response from seeing beautiful people: ummmmm normal. How are you. Um. Would you like all my money

[mammalsofaction]

You think Agent P ever flexes to look more intimidating then he already is? 💪

Absolutely 200%. Oh, he LOVES showing off. But... More intimidating?

Nonnie....listen. Perry's top brass, senior agent, cream of the crop. And i mean it. In canon, He wields a surprising amount of authority among his coworkers, his biometrics are nearly on par with Francis himself as part of HQ emergency lockdown procedures (thats higher than Carl), and his bonus and overtime checks are INSANE.

Hes worked with agents from M16. Thats James Bond caliber. He's worked with superheroes.

One time Heinz got Agent Silent G in trouble and Perry was sent to go "clean his mess up." and Dr Dimuniutive SHRIEKED IN FEAR just seeing him at the door. Perry's reputation precedes him; Agent Lyla Loliberry of the Canadian Division knows him by word of mouth alone. He was in charge of educating a whole unit of young OWCA agents at one point, if you want an blatant indication of rank.

Nonnie, Perry's not just good at his job. He's the best. He knows it. And so does everyone else.

He walks his talk. That is an agent who overdelivers. Perry often doesn't need to flex, he just needs to show up. And everybody else sits down. This is probably why he likes to show off to Heinz so much—who else could keep up with him and make his day?

"Oh but how is he assigned to Heinz of all people" ive got two specials to introduce you to. Phineas and Ferb electric boogaloo and Across the Second Dimension. There is a reason Perry was assigned to, and continues to choose to fight Heinz. And we stew on that.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa had her priorities straight in FNAF help wanted

[egophiliac]

did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.

[iprefertheterminsane]

firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool) ✨

I like to think im quite content with myself

1. My laugh

2. My boobs honestly.

3. The thickness of my hair (on my head, i genetically dont get a lot of body hair otherwise)

4. My hips

5. My skin color?

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

people will really go up to shapeshifters like "oh what's your true form? oh but what do you really look like?" are u hearing yourself. do u hear how insane u sound

[galaxylover06]

Sonic Christmas Carol AU but actually it's not because it's based off the MLP episode I was obsessed with as a child