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[coldemergency]

Harry: I ain't talkin

Voldemort: *Taking out wand* We got ways of making people talk

Voldemort: *Summons a cake*

Harry: Can I have some

Voldemort: Cake is for talkers

[incorrecttamendegushiquotes]

Qi Fang: I ain't talkin

Cop: [sharpens knife] we got ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake]

Qi Fang: can i have some

Cop: cake is for talkers

[humanitysot]

Zeke: I'm not talking

Levi: Oh, we have ways of making people talk

Levi: *cuts a piece of cake*

Zeke: …Can I have some?

Levi: Cake is for talkers

[incorrectclc]

Teacher: Eunbin has trouble accepting responsibility for her actions.

Seungyeon: Yeah, good luck dealing with that.

[mustardmeme]

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[fivesorl-blog]

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[thesepeopleproject]

If aliens just watched commercials they’d think man these people are stupid. And they’d be right.

— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) April 16, 2018

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Olly iConic @Chumpstring suspect: i ain't talkin cop: [sharpens knife] we got ways of making people talk [cuts a piece of cake] suspect: can i have some cop: cake is for talkers

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cake is for talkers

[kuriousjane]

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RT Chumpstring: If you want to talk to me on the phone, I need like three days notice.

— Margaret Jane (@kuriousjane) February 17, 2017

[thesepeopleproject]

these people trying to dab in the 1960s were ahead of their time pic.twitter.com/PZuysCRW1M

— Olly iConic (@Chumpstring) March 23, 2018

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