#closed adoptable

[mtomauw]

🫧Custom 🦈adopt for WildWildWyrd🫧

[squishescommishes]

Little behind in posting these Huevember Adopt 8! I like the vibe of this guy 83 Availability: SOLD

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[kandaarts]

Amy X Blaze Fankid Adopt

I didn't get a chance to post before they were claimed! I've been running on a queue, so they go to my Kofi Shop first. Make sure to check back often for new adopts before they land on the homepage!

[nyxneverland]

Apology Gift 4 A Friend (Base Edit) Speedpaint P1

[stealingpotatoes]

My apologies, Lady Normal. But where does you Eunuch come from?

[krillenjoyer2]

DARKNERS LIVE ON THE SURFACE AU!!!

Also known as: Roulx Kaard accidentally acquires a son babysitting job until his boss gets out of prison. Also my ass did NOT spell lightner with an extra e... you're acting crazy rn...

[fisherrprince]

it’s not necessarily that I hate the themes most prevalent in fiction set in the real world and it’s not necessarily that I don’t like stories revolving around real people or relationship drama or interpersonal issues it’s more like im a dog who doesn’t recognize that a pill is still a pill if it has peanut butter on it. I need like the little peanut butter spoonful that is aliens or robots or monsters or time travel or something fantastical and not at all down to earth real life so that you can approach me and be like “this story is about how friendships can deteriorate over time and also how this guy feels bad for being a bad friend and causing his buddy problems with their girlfriend” and then look at me making a face at you and be like “AND! they’re all aliens who are doing all that across spacetime” and I’ll be like OHHHHHH OKAY YAY (shlop shlap shlup the sound of a dog horking down peanut butter pills) wow what a poignant story

[batsyheere]

I sometimes just imagine the first time Phantom is introduced to the league as like, a fellow big league hero. As someone who works with Justice League Dark and took down the Ecto Acts with his own team and allies to be included under the meta acts like aliens. He knows Constantine and Zatanna and is a pretty common name in the magical community now even if usually as his human form "just Danny".

And suddenly he is surrounded by these "big time heroes" and aliens and champions and most would assume he'd be overwhelmed or in awe. Maybe nervous, or weirdly fixated on being in space.

But here's the kicker- Danny is dead. Technically part of the category ecto-entity, ghost, and thus belonging to the Infinite Realms. He has met a vast variety of characters who are far more chaotic and legendary than these people who have so much interpersonal drama it looks like one of the soap operas Tucker refuses to admit he watches. Wonder Woman? Danny has lunch with Pandora and visits the Greek sections of the realms when he needs to research old prophecies. Superman? Kryptonite is like rock candy and the dead of Krypton are either very sweet or very condescending and Danny has seen both in the Boy Scout. The less said about the Green Lanterns the better. The Flash family are entertaining but also headache inducing because Danny has heard the complaints about the timeline. Half a dozen other heroes and vigilantes have their own dramas that Danny could pick apart at the source for the many issues that started said drama, and that's not even beginning on the issues with Batman and the weird galley of children he has who are sometimes even worse than the dark knight himself.

Meanwhile the League find themselves growing more concerned and horrified the more Phantom manages to reference his adventures and rather stressful start as a vigilante. Constantine hasn't been more entertained in years.

[p0ssym1lker]

Bruce getting asked who his favorite child is and panicking™

Bruce: .... Danny

Most of the Batfam: who?

Dick: oh yeah fair

Damian: who's.... Danny

Dick: my childhood friend, Bruce tried to adopt him but got bodied by Danny's parents and sister, he's still not over it

Bruce: I am over it-

Dick: then throw away the adoption papers with his name on it-

Bruce, gasping: no

[hansoeii]

stede bunnet

[emacrow]

Cass secretly brought home a cardboard box during Mr. Freeze attempt to freeze gotham again after patrols.

Problem being is nobody knows that she brought home a creature until things started going missing.

First it was Damian's favorite katana, then dick's nightwing mask, Tim's personal coffee mug that he still accusing of Dick taking it, Duke's special sunglasses, one of the Barb's purples USBs, one of alfred's cookie mixing batter spoons, Jason's old Robin cape during a few months or so..

It came to Bruce attention the moment his batman belt went missing when he went down the batcave...

Someone brought something home that taking their stuff and mostly all point to Damian who swears on the lararus pits themselves that he didn't do it.

Cass is quiet the whole time.. until Tim noticed and pointed out that in the board of missing stuff and clues that She didn't get any of her stuff stolen..

Her face went still before a tiny adorable dust of pink went across her face as she handed signed that she may have.... found a abandoned creature during patrols... a couple of months ago.

Cass leading them to her room to her closet that look iced cold yet able to function still where a makeshift nest of sort of soft blue space related blankets, and all the stuff that were stolen along with other items they didn't even noticed were taken.

And the culprit behind it all was a tiny little looking 8 year old boy with pale skin, glowing defying gravity like black mixed white hair, with pale mixed greenish blue eyes. The kid wearing one dove hoodie Jammies, staring wide eyed at them.

Before the batfam can speak, Cass made a shushing motion with her mouth as she signed that he can't really control his voice that sound much like a banshee.

Part 2

[squishescommishes]

Day 4! They were also scooped up right away on patreon but I still wanna show them off!

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[kandaarts]

Surge x Blaze Fankid Adoptable

Closed!!!

I'm gonna try to work on another 3 day adoptables queue. I wasn't expecting them to find homes so quickly ngl.

Thank you all so so much for all the support!!!

[morganbritton132]

Tommy’s mom stops into Family Videos to get a tape for date night and leaves with the knowledge that Steve wears a hearing aid now.

The first thing she does when she gets home is scold Tommy for not informing them and Tommy is just like, “I didn’t know! We’re not friends.”

But no one will accept that so Tommy gets this same scolding later in the day from his dad and two out of three brothers (the third brother calls him the next day).

[cod-dump]

Teen!Ghost: *wrestling on the floor with Riley*

Teen!Ghost: *suddenly jumps up*

Price, who was watching him from the couch: What-

Teen!Ghost: My teeth are vibrating

Price: WHAT!?

Nik, talking as he types on his phone: Do... children's... teeth... vibrate... question mark

[crow-quet]

*You tell a joke about two kids who played in a muddy flower garden.

*...

*You tell a joke about a kid who slept in the soil.