#coffee and chaos

[tidesofsilence]

Countdown Update: 8 Weeks (56 days) Until Take Off!

My passport is in it's holder, my hotel’s locked, and the plane countdown? On like Donkey Kong.

Fic Status Update: Protocols Unknown

Chapter 29: ✅ Posted

Chapter 30: ✅ Posted

Chapters 31 - 33: In progress

Current Goal: Post Chapter 34 before takeoff.

A Moon for the Misbegotten… Opens TOMORROW. 

AKA: Ruth Wilson at the Almeida!

Next Step:

Clean the house like I leave next week

Prep for clients (edit* I have 120 posts to prep for 10 clients... IT'S FINE!)

Write like I’m on deadline (because I am)

Coffee. All the coffee. And snacks! 

[velvet-reads]

✨ 1:17AM check-in ✨

said “just one more chapter” made a coffee it’s 1am i am 47 tabs deep in emotional tension the main character is spiraling and so am i the coffee’s cold the dog’s judging me the highlighter is running out i should sleep. i won’t.

[treedesignfashionsblog]

[wickedzeevyln]

Unnecessary Dark of Being

Compound resentment is not a retirement plan. If the steering wheel had a neck, it would be looking at me as I choke it to its demise. Gak-gak-gak. Throaty gasps gurgling. My gaze locked on its googly eyes as light leaves them. Har! Har! Har! Stereotypical bad guy. Still gripping it like it owes me lunch money. The sun hasn’t even finished climbing the shady lurker resting in the east—still…

[abitboldshop]

https://abitbold.etsy.com/dk-en/listing/1836966360/funny-mug-caffeine-first-life-later

Funny Mug — Caffeine First, Life Later — Coffee Lover Gift, Morning Humor, Sarcastic Cup for Family, Friends, Coworkers, or Office Use

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[theacademictailor]

A somber retreat...

[sugarcanesweetheart]

Snoopy and Twin Peaks

[gavas-world]

Every new day is a chance to try again...

Remember that.

[cherryinfrenzy]

Coffee chaos and rain.

A forever mood

(Pictures from Pinterest)

[zhelin-thames]

The Realms React To: The Batkids Trying to Babysit De-Aged Danny

(aka “This Child Has More Power Than God and Knows It”)

Bruce: He’s two. How bad could it be?

Alfred: Master Wayne, he levitated the salt shaker and tried to crown himself “Snack King of Gotham.”

Dick: That’s adorable. I love him. He’s mine now.

Barbara: I left the room for three minutes and he hacked my comms with a crayon drawing.

Tim: I blinked and he disappeared. I blinked. There was eye contact.

Jason: He looked me dead in the eyes, called me “Angry Boom Boom Man,” and then turned intangible through a locked fridge.

Steph: I tried to distract him with a stuffed animal and he bit it and said, “This is my child now.”

Cass: He high-fived me, then phased through the floor while giggling. I’m both proud and terrified.

Duke: He used his glowing green eyes to convince a Roomba to follow him like a tiny mechanical minion. It keeps bringing him juice boxes. I don’t own juice boxes.

Damian: He looked me in the face, summoned a ghost snake, and asked, “Do you bite?” I said yes. He gave the snake my sword and said, “Good. Protect me from him.” I’ve never been so betrayed.

Danny (age 2, wearing a towel like a cape, floating): “I am Phantom, ruler of snacks and cartoons. Fear me.”

Jason: I gave him a toy gun. He turned it into an ectoplasmic cannon. I’m not mad, I’m impressed.

Dick: He just phased into the laundry basket and declared it his throne. That’s a bold leadership move.

Tim: We tried to put him down for a nap. He astral projected and started reorganizing our security protocols. While asleep.

Barbara: He reset my firewalls using finger paint.

Steph: He found my glitter stash. Everything he touches sparkles. I’m still sparkling. I haven’t touched him in two hours.

Cass: He threw a Cheerio at Damian and said, “This is your battle token. Win for my honor.” Damian accepted it.

Damian: I have never been so loyal to a warlord. I will kill for him.

Bruce: He’s two.

Danny (holding Alfred’s ancient cane like a scepter): “I’m older than you.”

Alfred (smiling fondly): He’s not wrong, Master Wayne.

Jason: He called me “Uncle Shoot Bang.” I’ve never felt so seen.

Duke: He asked if the sun sleeps. When I said no, he frowned and whispered, “I will fix that.”

Dick: I taught him how to do a somersault. He teleported halfway through it and said, “Shortcut.” My back hurts from laughing.

Tim: He made eye contact and the lights flickered. That’s not normal.

Barbara: I asked if he wanted a bedtime story. He summoned a ghost librarian who told me to use a better tone.

Cass: He hugged me. I felt peace. Then he made the couch float just a little. Just enough to flex.

Danny (cheerfully, riding the Roomba into the living room like a war chariot): “BEHOLD. I RISE.”

Everyone:

Everyone: beholding

Bruce: …So we’re keeping him, right?

Jason: Obviously.

Damian: He’s our tiny war general now.

Alfred: I’ll make extra cookies.

Danny (covered in stickers, glowing faintly): “I’m baby.”

Lights flicker. The Realms rumble approvingly.

[azadrithaanatheme]

Experimentation doodles, starring V. They're extremely rough on account of me being trapped in another state and thus having to make due with my portable art setup, but in fun news I've decided that disassemblers in The Crawling Chaos can do the cat pupil dilation thing with their eyes. It was originally just going to be V that could do it, but I've decided give all of them that power. Partly because it's funny, and partly because it'll let me do some interesting stuff with expressions.

Additional silliness under the cut:

[ask-october-fox]

I have returned! And what a warm welcome I have been given! Its so good to see you all again, I wonder what fun we'll have this year?

[hmsdoodlin]

(136) Tummy ache survivor

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[theacademictailor]

My shaded past...

[slimeystimboards]

Sonadow Stimboard

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