#craig yapping

[craigjones-marry-me-plz]

craig probably does everything at a perfect 180° or 90° angle tbh.

look at him!! bitch sits like a right angle (angel) and stands like a line. legit only curves slightly when he's playing his piano/keyboard, sometimes (especially noticable in newer images/MVs)

my own post reminds me of this I'm gonna kms

but it's fine cuz it's craig

[creativity-deficient]

Since no one has asked about them yet; Tweek and Craig

Sorry I just saw this! Surprised nobody else has asked about them lollll

Craig

-Autistic (though undiagnosed)

-Very picky eater, always has to inspect his food to make sure it’s “up to code” before deciding to put it in his mouth. Half the time he’ll just end up straight refusing it

-Allergies are the reason for his nasally voice, quite literally a snot nosed kid (wipes it on his hands and sleeves too which grosses the hell out of Tweek)

-Norwegian and English on his father’s side, Peruvian on his Biological mother’s side (Laura is his step-mom!)

-Craig’s mom died from childbirth complications and Thomas doesn’t really like talking about her much (he tries to be tough and play it off but it hurts a lot for him) so Craig never knew much about that side of his family. I do like to think Thomas does eventually open up to Craig more about his bio mom as he gets older, though honestly pretty indifferent about it (to him, Laura is his mom).

-Taller than most kids in his class, and sorta awkward/lanky. 98% legs, and pretty much built like a string bean. Also has broader shoulders, which he grows into more as he gets older

-Was pretty short (around same height as tweek) and slightly chubby pre Tweek vs Craig era, but went through a growth spurt sometime between then and South Park is gay! (Since I believe that’s around the time we start to see Craig depicted with a taller model than the other kids, though it could even be sometime before that)

-Rarely takes off his hat. He only does so if he has to, and even then he doesn’t really enjoy it. It’s become an item of comfort to him, and he doesn’t like parting with it. Even after he grows out of it, he still holds onto it

-Works as a nasa engineer for many years as an adult, before retiring to co-own a bakery with Tweek. He still does substitute work however for college engineering classes on the side, to earn a few extra bucks!

Tweek

-Audhd

-Bandages on his hands from coffee burns and also dermatillomania, a skin picking disorder

-Has seborrheic dermatitis, a skin condition, on his scalp and face, which often flares up due to stress/anxiety

-A nail biter, sometimes bites them down so much they end up bleeding (another reason he needs bandaids), which just ends up worsening his anxiety. Also will sometimes just straight up chew on his fingers/knuckles when he’s stressed too.

-Has a very unique eye color, which can only be described as a “blue hazel”, with a mix of blue, green, and yellow (sorta implied canon). Craig loves staring at them and describing all the different shades he sees

-A mix of Czech, Polish, and Scandavian roots on his mother’s side. His father comes from Colombian roots, with his closest relatives being primarily polish-Colombian

-Tweek’s paternal grandfather and great uncle, Antonio and Pedro Guerrero, are both Colombian immigrants who came to the US in their early 20’s with the intention of expanding their amateur coffee business. A disagreement between the two, however, resulted in Pedro’s departure, and Antonio taking full control of the business. This, of course, starts a line of generational trauma, inflicted onto Tweek by his own father

-Was literally born into the family business, he was named Tweek so that his father could use having a baby as promotional material to sell more coffee

-The Tweak last name is made up and originates from a Canadian-Colombian immigrant named Tiberius Tweakley, the one who inspired Tweek’s grandfather and great uncle to open up their business in the first place.

-Chubby lil guy. Big sweet tooth/stress eater + genetics makes it hard for him to lose weight, any weight he does lose from the coffee he just ends up gaining right back. It does, however, catch up to him as a teenager, though he does end up gaining a lot of it back later on after therapy and rehab. Below-average in height, not incredibly short, though shorter than most of his friends

-Loves to read, his favorite genre is mystery

-Once tried to join a sports team but panicked and ended up choosing them all

-Very creative/crafty, and works the best with his hands. This results in his being quite skilled at things like arts and crafts, building, and playing instruments

-A sharp shooter and incredible hand-eye coordination

-Spends several years working as a freelance baker/cake decorater as an adult, before eventually opening up a shop of his own

-As per family tradition, Tweek is given the Tweek bros family recipe on his 16th birthday. This, of course, changes his life forever.

Also you didn’t really ask but…I’d be amiss if I didn’t use this opportunity for some creek headcanons as well

-Tweek is the yapper, Craig is the listener; though sometimes they do switch

-Craig is usually the one that plans out their dates because Tweek is terrible at planning things, though that’s not to say Tweek hasn’t had a few surprise up his own sleeves, even if he’s a mess at going about them

-They each have their own love languages, that are expressed in different ways. Craig’s being mainly physical touch, while Tweek’s is mostly acts of service, such as gift-giving

-Speaking of, Tweek is emotionally clingy while Craig is physically clingy

-As mentioned before, they co-own a bakery together as adults

-I also like to think they have an adopted daughter, who comes into the picture sometime after the events of the post-covid specials, making Tweek and Craig both “later in life” parents

-Temporarily break up after Tweek is hauled away to rehab shortly after he turns 16. He’s the one who initiates the break-up, not trusting himself and worrying he’ll only end up hurting Craig. Craig is quite distraught by this, but attempting to keep up appearances he buries it all away, causing him to become more emotionally distant from his friend group than usual. They do get back together by senior year however, and just in time from prom too. ;))

-They have a schedule where they decide who gets stripe on certain weekends and etc. This also includes things like a feeding schedule and so on.

-Sometimes they sneak stripe into school so that they play with him during class

-Craig sometimes goes to Tweek bros during business hours to keep Tweek company while he works

-Tweek will sometimes text Craig during very late hours of the night, either due to whatever the subject of his anxiety is or just loneliness. It gets pretty boring being up all night with no one to talk to.

-Craig is the only person Tweek can fall asleep around

[saintzweig]

boy do i have a challenge for the two of you

[mayowayo]

hey guys imback

[idioticvamp]

Favorite Tweek and Craig hcs??

oooo anon i had to take a moment to think abt this since i don’t share my own hcs at times !! it’s a long one eheh (i’ll try to hold back tho i would be here all day if i went on…i get too excited to yap !!!!) OKAY LETS START

TWEEK:

- on his looks ? despite how i draw him i feel like tweek would be painfully average looking guy (not as average and boring looking as craig ya feel me ?) he isn’t too good looking and mostly seen as unattractive (not to craig tho :3c)

- trans tweek that’s it (i have SO SO much more i could share on this hc and i really wanna tweak some details before i share it but i’m so shy cause i may have projected too much on him dhdhhd)

- i truly am a believer that tweek never drinks coffee ever again after he discovers he’s been drugged by his parents, he’d probs become more of a tea guy

- i feel like tweek wouldnt really have like a simple job (like cubicles or working for some company ya know ?) hed most likely be a piano tutor OR he gets to own his own bakery !!

- tweek in an effort to find every way to calm his mind and just be at peace with himself he most likely took up yoga to stretch all his stress away ! (to craig’s dismay since he’s dragged into almost EVERY session with tweek, he just can’t manage to stretch as good as tweek can and gives up halfway)

CRAIG:

- like i said abt tweek, craig is such an average looking guy too (tho is seen as more attractive but not super ultra handsome guy ya feel me ?) people are attracted to his looks and mysterious vibes until he starts talking (basically their illusion is shattered when he gives the usual middle finger)

- tucker genes are both a blessing and a curse: u get decent looks (laura) and great height (thomas) but it’s at the cost of: having intense hair growth on all ur body (laura) and male patterned baldness (thomas) (i guess tricia is saved from that last one…)

- ofc i’m an avid “craig is tall” believer cause really he’s that kid who can’t stop having insane growth spurts that by the time he’s 16 the lakers are hitting up his line they need him on their court !!! (or i guess denver nuggets..? since they live in colorado…nvm i’m not from america..)

- i know craig loving space and wanting to work for NASA is a big and well loved headcanon here (and i’m not hating btw !! it is fun !!) but i’m more of a craig thinks he wants to go to space until gets older and starts thinking how hard of a dream that is to acheive ya know and starts to lean more towards the STEM field in his studies he may not get to the stars but at least he can study them from the comfort of his home (and hey if u like craig being above 6’0 ft…NASA doesn’t recruit folks who are taller than 5’11 to be astronauts…true craig angst right there)

- craig being an avid guinea pig lover is amazing and i do think he sticks by it even when he’s old BUT !!! i do think he’d love to adopt a big fluffy dog in his future too ! reason ? none i just think it’d be cute teehee (practically begs tweek for it too…he later adopts a samoyed dog with him and names her nova)

IM SORRY if i didn’t include any nationality hcs cause i’m still thinking abt that (i do believe in craig being peruvian i’m just stuck thinking more on wether i put it on his moms side or not…and tweek well still working on that too TT)

ANYWAYS THANKS FOR THE ASK ANON SORRY I RAMBLED SM ITS 4AM ON MY SIDE OF THE WORLD AND I NEED SLEEP SO GOODNIGHT

[chip-in-situations]

day 3.1: forgive me for the harm i have caused this world. none may atone for my actions but me, and only in me shall their stain live on. i am thankful to have been caught, my fall cut short by wizened hands. all i can be is sorry, and that is all i am.

[voltaridylla]

South Park Headcanons because I AM bored and I want to talk about these cardboard bastards:

((Some of these have my personal favourite ships))

-Tolkien and Kyle are both kinda rich and as a Tolkyle shipper I love the vision of them wine tasting on weekends and golfing every second weekend.

-Tolkien and Kyle take care of Stan’s kid on his date nights because Stan is divorced dad core and is constantly fumbling left right and centre.

-Cartman would be those guys that watch shows like Invincible, The Boys etcetc and miss the point entirely and is a super ‘red pilled’ dude bro. Does he grow out of it? Short answer: No.

-Heidi becomes a hippie when she gets older because of Cartman and she’s all into meditation and being one with earth. She’s kinda crazy (low-key becomes those trad-wives) and makes the most diabolical backhanded compliments.

-Jimmy and Bebe would be the best at organising parties for end of semesters or for just about any birthday ((I high-key ship them to be honest!!!))

-Kenny is actually able to cook but news flash: he’s too fucking lazy! So he loves oven pizza and ready made meals - his excuse being it takes him back to when he was younger.

-Tolkien loves Laufey, I don’t have a reason for this one. I just think he’d adore her songs and have them in the background while playing video games.

-I like to hc that Nichole pursues botanical sciences and is very much so in tune with nature!!! Her and Kenny are like the coolest fucking couple in my head, Kenny is a physics researcher and Nichole is an ecologist and does a lot for the environment.

-Stan suffers from Tom from 500 Days of Summer SyndromeTM.

-Stan is anaemic, has athsma and wears glasses but he refuses to wear them.

-Kyle is the most stylish out of the M4, he’d be a college professor and he’d wear the nicest turtlenecks, the best of the best trousers and those long coats. He is in STYLE!!!

-Nichole and Kenny meet properly in the DnD because Stan begged him to join (whattttt a ref to my fic ??? no way….) So they hit it off and things they do is study together before exams. Especially because Kenny skips.

-Tweek takes child psychology (it heals his inner child and children love him!!)

-Tweek has holes in all of his socks. Why??? Who knows, he just gets the threads of them stuck in doors or he’ll cause a tear and bam all of his pairs of socks are tattered in some shape or form.

-Tweek and Craig love looking and browsing couples activities online like painting together or baking but… doing them? A DISASTER. Craig likes things done his way and so does Tweek so they agree to make couple activities something that isn’t based on solo tasks!!

-Tweek’s favourite pastry are macarons, bonus if it’s the coffee flavoured ones ((I am a French Tweek believer alright.))) His middle name is something like Marcel.

[oldmannyaoi]

I crash out every time I remember that Post Covid Tweek and Craigs designs were made on the SAME day….

[newrochellechallenger2019]

'i want to fuck a priest'

[craigjones-marry-me-plz]

can we please do more unique ship names now,,, all that they are now are "[first syllable of the first character][last syllable of the second character]" it's so repetitive. sure, we know the characters, but I wish there was some pizzazz. you can still create a good ship name and be able to have someone new identity what the characters include in the ship is, even if you couldn't, it shouldn't be a big deal.

im not in many new fandoms, but I think I would've heard of some funny or somewhat outstanding ship names.

my favorites are "comedy gold" (inanimate insanity, cheesy x trophy), "ranch dressing" (my little pony, rarity x applejack), "fleshlight" (regretevator, flesh cousin x lampert), and "stanky" (south park, stan x kyle). But only one of those fandoms was made in 2020-2024.

[erosjournal]

my fave kinda gays r blonde (neurodivergent) x ravenhead (neurodivergent) gays :D

also js adhd/add x autism

[elthedevil]

I do understand people shipping, Boone and Manny, and at the same time I don’t

Speaking from personal experience: if Manny can feel such a strong dislike towards what’s supposed to be his best friends partner, to the point of feeling joy that said partner is no longer around… bitch. The closet very obviously is see through. You gotta be insanity levels of either jealous of a person, or in love with them to have that kind of disdain in your heart- disdain that should objectively be support for your friend even if you think their wife sucks and is rude asf

When I say personal experience, I mean, in the sense that growing up, there was more than one instance, where a girl didn’t like whoever i was with even if they were good. It was like well if i can’t have you, i don’t want anybody to have you. And i’m gonna disprove and sabotage until you pick ME.

I don’t think it’s good for people to be this way, but it’s human. And it’s really all too common. And that’s what brings me back to this twisted ass dynamic with boone and manny

While l don’t personally ship it, I understand where people are coming from and I have 1 billion questions that will probably never be answered in regards to Boone and Manny‘s relationship, especially as brothers in arms in the NCR (brothers in arms? Lovers in arms👀💀?) I said it on TikTok in a video I made at 4 AM rambling about this. You guys were best friends throughout the spoils of war, probably some of the most traumatic and damning times of your lives… But of all things to get in between your relationship, it was the prospects of a woman? A romantic interest? Your best friend finding what he deemed as his happiness? …. Oh baby something is awry here 

[saintzweig]

oohh my god .... oh my god .....

[raccoonnutella13]

the ice pop trio is a great example of how goddamn good the cotc writers are at making organic character interractions; there's a ton of characters from various "groups" (some if which you'd never even imagine having any sort of correlation), but they could put any 2 out of those hundreds of kids in a room together and be able to create a genuinely interesting conversation between them without making it forced/awkward

[one-silly-cart00nist]

JACKIE CRAIG OF THE CREEK PFP?!?!?!?!??

Hi Hello!! I don't talk about him enough but YES my frog shaped child <3

[tubzthelilbeeboy]

NEW ART!!!!!!

TSOT CREEK!!!!!