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Day 33– Hatteno Village

Welcome to Hatteno Village! They like to insist Link and Zelda are their local cryptids.

(Wanna see more of this totk au? It’s called familiar familiar and it’s a what-if-zelda-doesn’t-go-back-in-time and then spiralled into crit-rewrites-totk-into-a-self-indulgent-botw-continuation)

((Wanna support me? Check out my patreon for sketches and early access! Remember to use web or android folks, apple charges 30 percent tax.))

[nothing-impt]

I’m alive. Have this crispy Athena 🍽️

[toyastales]

Crispy Bang Bang Chicken

[crispyliza]

I've got you all figured out fanartists

[hannibard]

Had this been done yet?

[crispy-bonnie]

thinking about date everything characters (a harem maybe?) with a lover who's paranoid at night.

open curtains, unlocked doors, the general looming fear that someone might be watching, that type of thing. not bad security, just anxiety.

daisuke would help to double check that all the windows and the doors are locked, having a checklist at the ready just for them.

dorian and wyndolyn not only affirm they are locked, but make sure they are shut and locked tight. if it means bringing a bit more security to the house, then both are more than willing.

curt & rod make sure that all the curtains are closed and that nobody can peek inside without meeting the guarded gazes of curt & rod.

chance helps to distract from the fear by running through some adventures, mateo ensuring max comfort whilst chance is narrative his stories.

after being tuckered out, betty and mateo ensure warmth and comfort whilst being tucked into bed. lyric may pop by to read a couple stories in order to ease nerves.

[reunitedinterlude]

do you think you and phil will be best friends forever? that's the plan

[imalilshitlord]

I saw these mammals by @pileofslop on Twitter and I became inspired.

I made them experience horrors beyond comprehension.

Thank you.

[htmibefttou]

so who was gonna tell me blood is in 4k too

[daily-deliciousness]

Parmesan crusted chicken romano

[shiverandqueeef]

Rūrangi S1E4 (2020) dir. Max Currie

[scoutingthetrooper]

yeah

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game? #2 Made in Blender, design originally by @Yencatx

[crispyliza]

Fanfiction in the late 2000s-early 2010s was wild bc you'd find a beautifully written story with the most compelling heart-wrenching plot you've ever seen and the author's note would be like:

Author with a username like ~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Ohayo gozaimasu! ↖(^▽^)↗, I'm sowwy it took me so long to update (๑•́_•̀๑)

tsundere twink from their fic : It was about damn time you idiot (눈‸눈)

~SasukesWaifuxD~ : Hey now! It's not my fault the plot bunnies kept wunning away fwom me (╥﹏╥)

tsundere twink: W-watever, it's not like I missed you or anything (💢,,>﹏<,,) b-baka!

[shmypko]

arthur and john if they dont get that damn stone