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jellyfishoreo1206 · 6 days ago

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Hector tries weed

okay so I was inspired by this art piece of Hector by @kiara66, and I NEEDED to write this out whdhbwjh

Reader is GN, but also wears makeup!

Possible spoilers for Date Everything!

Borders belong to @/thecutestgrotto

Characters: Hector, Freddy Yeti, Mitchell Linn, Beverly, Stefan Stovey, Curt & Rod, Rainey

Within the kitchen, the clings and clangs of pots and pans resonated throughout the household, along with an alluring aroma as it wafted through the halls. Though, there also seems to be another aroma intertwined along with the first…something a little skunky? The objects in the house held some curiosity for what their human is up too, for usually they keep their meals simple to keep the mess to a minimum.

So what’s the occasion? And what is that skunky smell?

“Do you think they’re having company over?” Freddy asks, glancing over at Mitchell as their human speeds to and fro from different areas of the kitchen—oven, stovetop, cabinets, fridge, sink. Mitchell hums, scratching his chin, “I’m not sure…but if there are people coming over, don’t you think they would’ve told us?” Stefan joins the conversation, a rare smile on his face, “Whatever it is, doesn’t matter! Look at them go, it’s like they flipped a switch!” The objects continue to watch on as their human seems to be finishing up on the food. But they noticed something seems to be a bit…off.

They seemed to be laughing every few minutes at random things or just out of nowhere, they seemed to be more loose and lighter in their demeanor, and their eyes are a little red! The objects don’t mind the first two, for it’s nice to see their human happy, but the last one? They can’t help but feel worried.

“Did they happen to drink anything?”

“Don’t look at me! They’re completely sober!” Beverly pauses, before adding, “I think?”

“Then what is up with them?”

Unaware of the growing concern of the objects, you stand back to look at the final product of your high-induced labor. Oh you’re already getting giddy to dig. In. A smile making its way onto your face. Looking over at the strawberry themed ash-tray, you pick up the still lit blunt, bringing it to your lips and taking a deep breath in before slowly exhaling all the smoke.

Your head felt fuzzy, but in the most amazing way possible. It felt as if you could walk on air.

“Aw yeahhhh, that’s some good shit right there.” You murmur to yourself, eyelids drooping slighting as you place the blunt in its rightful place.

Gathering all the plates (with some difficulty), you move over to the dining room, even putting on some music to get a cozy atmosphere going. The perfect afternoon to let all your worries melt away and allow you to just…exist in comfort. No one around, an amazing meal, and the perfect music for the occasion.

Just wonderful.

You begin to dig in, savoring each and every flavorful bite as it warms your whole entire being, filling you with happiness and joy. God, why didn’t you do this any sooner? This feels amazing! Maybe you could invite Sam over for your next session? That’s if she even wants to do a blunt.

You hadn’t realized, but you began zoning out, staring into nowhere as you unconsciously shovelled the food into your mouth.

“What’s up with the human?” Curt asks, eyeing the human curiously. Rod, not far behind, leans against Curt, eyes narrowing slightly, “And why are their eyes red?”

“Haven’t got a clue, baby! Now what kind of ackamarackus did they get into?” Rainey questions. Curt and Rod merely just watch in amusement, sharing a glance. As if they already knew...

Finishing up the last of your meal, sinking down in the seat, allowing your meal to settle within your stomach. Man, that was good! But you’re still a little hungry…meh, this meal will tide you over for a little longer before you make your next munchie cravings.

Looking around the dining room, you find your eyes land on the AC grate. Hmm, you wonder what Hector is doing…Wait, why wonder when you could go and speak with him?

Standing up and grabbing your ash-tray, you rush towards and up the stairs (almost slipping down the steps, sorry Stella), and into your room where the Dateviators rested upon your dresser. Giddily putting them on, you face your attention towards the grate, lighting up once you see the familiar hands and eyes of the vent-crawler.

Or, your wonderful and doting boyfriend.

“Hiiii Hector!” You greet after bringing a chair over and standing on it, so the very least you are eye-to-eye with him.

“Hello, my Heart,” He greets you warmly, eyes becoming softer once they see the joy present on your face, “How blessed it feels to be in your presence once more, basking in your bright light. Do tell, what has you so joyous today?” You could see the smile in his eyes as he takes in your image, committing it into his memory.

You take his hand into yours, gently brushing your thumb across the back of his hand. The change in his breathing and the warm air coming out of the grate ignites a mischievous smile from you, “Ah, well, a package I’ve been waiting on for a while came today!” You continue to caress his hand, even placing a bold kiss on the center of his palm.

Leaving behind a lipstick stain.

“A-ah my Heart, you simply strive to see me flustered, don’t you?” The slight warble in his speech has a swell of pride bloom within your chest and a few chuckles to slip past your lips, “Indeed I do, you just have the cutest reactions when you are flustered!” More hot air comes from the grate, Hector averts his eyes out of nervousness. His hand was starting to become a little clammy, but you don’t mind one bit.

“You flatter me dearly…But you’ve yet answered my question.”

“Oh right! My weed delivery finally came!” Unfortunately you let go of his hand, but not without leaving one last kiss on the back, earning you another flustered reaction.

A brief second of confusion overcomes his flustered state, eyes filled with curiosity “Weed? As in the…what was it called…the hard-to-get-rid-of plant?”

“No, as in the get-high-on-it plant.”

“Ah, marijuana. I must say, I didn’t peg you as the type to do such activities.” He confessed, tilting his head in amusement. Not like you could see said action.

A burst of laughter erupts from you, nearly losing your balance and falling off the chair. The sound wasn’t unwelcomed to Hector, but what caused such a reaction? You wiped a stray tear once your laughter calmed down, “Ohhh I’m sorry Hector, it’s-it’s just how sophisticated you sound!” You were quick to reassure him, “Not a bad thing, by the way.”

Hector finally puts together the pieces, “My heart, did you happen to consume some ‘weed’ earlier today?” He asks with mirth, being oh so bold to cup your face within his hands. You nod, a grin appearing on your face.

“Mhm! You wanna try?”

A pause. Then a quiet, “What?”

“You don’t have to, of course. Just an offer.” You turn your head slightly, nuzzling your nose into the palm of his hand, still-holding eye contact with the yearning vent-dweller. “Ah! No no no! You misunderstood!” He brings his palms back, wringing them together as he averts his gaze. “S-Simply surprised me is all!”

Gently, you cup his hands, keeping them in place as a way of reassurance.

“...But, I have been curious about the effects.”

“Okay, since this is your first time, you need to breathe it in slowly. Like this!” You bring the blunt to your lips, breathing in the smoke slowly. Once you had your fill, you exhale all the remaining smoke, being sure to blow in the other direction as to not blow any smoke into Hector’s face.

You turn to face him with a comforting smile, “Got it?” Hector’s eyes bob up and down, so you carefully pass the blunt into his awaiting hand. Said hand disappears into the grate, and you see the faint outline of a face when the lit end of the blunt brightens, before it darkens once more.

A few coughs came from the vent, streams of smoke curling in the air. He passed the blunt back to you, hands shaky as he attempted to calm down his coughs.

“You okay, sweetie?” You asked once they had finally settled, softly grasping his hand. “Yes, yes, merely caught off guard.” His voice was more strained, gravelly, but overwise seemed a-okay.

“How long does it take to settle in?”

“Usually like…30 minutes? It varies."

And just when the 30 minute mark passed, Hector was completely different. If anything, he was more affectionate. And relaxed.

“My Heart, your very being, your very mind, and your very soul are what make me bloom and flourish. They are what make me whole. I wish to be the one to make you laugh, to make you smile, to make every part of you just tingle whenever you hear my voice.” His eyes were almost closed with how droopy they were, you could already tell he was grinning so wide.

He continues, not missing a beat, “Your eyes remind me of the most precious jewels to ever exist possible in this world, for they shine, shine brighter than the stars themselves; Your lips, bright, plump, and so soft, ough. You simply make me swoon in the best ways possible.” His hands trace parts of your face, drawing random patterns into the skin as his gazes turns to one of pure love and adoration.

“Your cheeks, so full and rosy with life, even the roses envy you. I could just bite them, all soft and pliant underneath my teeth, as your cheeks become even more rosy and warm…would you like that my dear?” He nearly purrs out the sentence. Was it just you or was it getting hot in here?

“My, I have my own personal Shakespeare? I hit the jackpot.”

“I believe it was I who hit the jackpot, for you all are the greatest things rolled up into one big great thing.”

“You keep talking like that, I might just smooch you.” That earns you an airy giggle.

“I’ll hold you to it, my Heart~”

Can you guys tell how desperate I am for this man. THIS MAN!!! Borders belong to @/thecutestgrotto

#date everything #hector valentino airnesto condicionado #stefan stovey #mitchell linn #freddy yeti #beverly date everything #hector date everything #slight hector x reader?#yeah #hector x reader #hector valentino airnesto condicionado x reader #stoner reader #the high part might not be accurate? I haven't done weed enough to know how to describe it properly #oh well

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whimsywhomp · 9 days ago

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Forgotten but Not Alone - 1

Part 3 of The Break In series - Chapter 1 - Chapter 2

Very tired as I post this so I might come back with edits, but here you go! More of my favorite guyyyy :D

Summary: Front Dorian has insisted on guarding the door from outside the house. This is all fine and dandy but not when there's rain pouring down.

You can't stand for this but when you get Dorian inside, he's still cold. What's going on here?

Read it on AO3 if you'd rather! :D

Rain was coming down in droves outside. You sit in the bay, watching the street outside become harder and harder to see through the mist. What a great day to be curled up cozy inside.

Did you jump when the first loud boom of thunder shook the walls of the house? That was no one’s business besides yours.

And the 4 other objects currently sitting in your living room chuckling and snickering at you.

So many managed to be here ever since TINFOILHAT had sent a remote update to the dateviators to try and speed up the whole destroying them thing. As a surprise to you and Skylar, reaching a relationship level with a dateable gave them the ability to appear to you at any time, without taking up any charges. Everyone had been caught off guard the first time you’d walked into the kitchen to see Mitchell and Daisuke arguing while Kopi tried to calm the two. Remembering their faces when they realized you could see them made you laugh every time you thought too long about it.

“Yeah, yeah, hardy har,” you snark, rubbing your arms to calm the goosebumps that have appeared. As soon as you do, you feel a small burst of heat from the vent. You shoot Hector a thankful smile, blowing him a kiss. You hear a small giggle as your gaze catches sight of the foyer where you see Office Dorian standing diligently. That’s nothing new, but what catches your attention is the small shiver you see him do.

An eyebrow rises. Dorian didn’t shiver. He didn’t really do much moving when everything was calm and cozy like this.

“Dorian? Everything okay over there?” You call.

His eyes shift over to look at you, giving you a curt nod. “Fine. Just a bit chilly.”

Chilly? Maybe by the window where you were but Hector was doing an excellent job of keeping the house at an optimal temperature. You hop up from your seat and make your way over to him. Is the vent over here blocked? You’re sure Hector would have said something. Dorian works so hard, you don’t want him to be cold while he does it.

But no, the temperature over here is fine. Dorian’s brow rises as you get closer, reaching out to touch his forearm with the back of your hand. You’re too quick to dodge and gasp as you feel the ice coldness of Dorian’s skin.

“You’re freezing!” You look up to him with alarm in your eyes. “What’s going on? Are you okay?”

A slight flush has appeared on his cheeks as he looks uncomfortably to the side. He brings a hand up to rub at the back of his neck. “...Yeah, I’m fine. It’s… not me.”

“You feel like an ice cube! You can’t expect me to believe that.”

You grab his other arm and feel that same cold. It's familiar. Almost like… how the glass of the window felt.

Wait a minute.

Your eyes dart to the front door. You focus but don’t see Front Dorian appear.

“Are you… he? Outside?” You ask, appalled. You don’t wait for an answer as you rush over to the front door and yank it open. Immediately you're hit with a blast of cold wet air. Standing in front of you, blocking most of it, is Front Dorian. He turns to you and you see his face is wet from the wind blowing the rain under the porch’s cover. The whole front of him looks damp and you see raindrops glistening in his beard.

“What are you doing out here?” You demand. The goosebumps are back with a vengeance and you’ve only been exposed to the cold for a minute.

“Guarding the house,” he gruffs like it should be obvious.

“Not out here you’re not! You’re gonna get sick doing that. Get in here!” You try to pull him inside but he stays firmly planted on the porch.

His eyes soften a bit as you glare up at him. “There’s too many hazards out here and I can’t see the whole front yard from inside.”

You stare at him for a moment before something clicks in your head. You sigh, letting your hands drop from his arm. “Is this about the break in?”

His jaw tightens at the mention of it. You thought he’d gotten past this need to be ever vigilant after the others had started making him relax but here he was again. It seemed a month was not long enough to convince Dorian that things were okay.

“Dorian, no smart criminal is going to be out there in this rain.”

He shakes his head solemnly. “This is the perfect setting for another… incident. We can’t be too careful.”

You sigh, “I think you can. In fact, I think you’re being reckless. Come inside, please?”

You hold your breath but Dorian only maintains eye contact before turning away to resume his post. You huff but don’t shut the door. You’re not out of ideas just yet after all. You shoot Office Dorian a look but he’s staring at the stairs in front of him, pointedly avoiding your gaze. That was fine, you had other allies.

“Guys,” you whisper as you hurry back to the living room. Four sets of eyes peer up at you from the coffee table. You’d all been in the middle of some board games with Telly running quietly in the background. Luckily, everyone in the house is well acquainted with Dorian’s strong will. Tyrell, Mateo, Parker, and Dasha look up as you return. “Dorian’s just standing out there in the rain. Help me bring him in?”

Immediately, Tyrell nods, passion for warm dry softness apparent as he jumps up to his feet. Dasha stands, cracking her knuckles, which makes you rethink this for just a moment. You shake the worry out of your head though. Dasha is a gentle soul. It wasn’t like she was going to hurt Dorian. Parker flashes you with a thumbs up while Mateo just looks nervous.

“Mateo and Tyrell, you guys get a nice comfy spot ready over here with some towels and blankets. Parker, go ask Dante to get a fire started. Dasha, let’s go bring this stubborn fool inside.”

“Yes, let’s,” she says, following after you.

This time when you open the door, Dorian ignores you. That was fine. With Dasha here, you didn’t need him to pay attention to you.

“Alright stubborn door man, that is enough outside time for you,” Dasha says, grabbing Dorian by his upper arms and swinging him inside. He lets out a startled ‘oof’ as he tries to regain his footing while jerking out of Dasha’s hold but she’s already pushing him into the living room.

“This is completely-”

“-necessary,” you finish for him.

Dasha nods as she marches him to the side of the couch by the fireplace that the trio had gotten set up with blankets. Dante has the fire going already, surprising you at how fast he worked. You hear Parker come down the stairs. He rounds the corner, arms full of fluffy towels with Tyrell right behind him.

“I thought we were past this,” you scold, taking a towel.

Dorian tries to resist for a moment before he decides he’s caught. With Dasha here, he’s not going anywhere. He scoffs as he relents and sits in the blanket nest Mateo had conjured.

“Catching colds instead of burglars,” Tyrell murmurs.

Dorian shoots him a glare, opening his mouth to say something but you take his hat off and start drying his hair and face off. You, Dasha, and Tyrell stick around to make sure Dorian doesn’t go anywhere while the others reset the game you were all in the middle of. You don’t regret your methods of getting him inside, especially now that you can feel him shivering.

“See, isn’t this much better?” You ask, moving the towel to sit on Dorian’s head. He meets you with the most unamused look you’ve ever seen.

“A little rain won’t kill me. This was completely unnecessary and frankly an impediment to household security. If we had a court system, you would all be fined.”

“That’s nice Dorian, now take off your wet shoes and socks. You’re still shivering.”

“What!”

“You’re next to the fire, you’re all warm and not soaked, but you’re still shivering. Isn’t that concerning at all to you?” You ask incredulously. It’s calmed somewhat but Dorian’s skin is still icy.

“The only concerning thing to me is the unguarded front door.”

“Office Dorian is still over there and he’s got Bathroom Dorian to help him out if anything happens.”

Dorian sighs, rubbing a hand over his face. When he looks at you again, his eyes are tired. It makes you frown. You hope this anxiety Dorian has about the security of the house fades soon. He’s running himself ragged.

“They aren’t the front door. I am. This is my job.”

“They’re also you. You don’t think they can handle it? Truthfully?”

A huff was the only response you got. Dorian’s interest in honesty was serving you well. It would serve himself too if he’d just relax and get warm. There was a slight flush that had appeared across Dorian’s cheeks that was starting to concern you. A thought occurred to you and you looked over to Tyrell. “Can you guys get sick?”

“Hmm?” he looked up from where he’d been gathering the damp towels. “Well, sure we can. It doesn’t happen often but it's possible.”

While the two of you talked, Dorian tried to stand. Dasha was quick to clap a hand on his shoulder and push him back down. “No no, you will stay right here. Kick back feet and relax.”

You crouch down, nodding along to Dasha’s words. “Let’s get these shoes off since you won’t do it.”

Dorian’s brow furrowed but he seemed ready to call it quits as he let out a breath. His shoulders sagged and he waved your hands away. “Fine, fine, but I’ll do this.”

You lean back, beaming. “Feel free.”

You all spend the next 20 minutes talking, setting up the next game, and waiting for Front Dorian to stop shivering. He doesn’t though. He swears only his outer layers had gotten wet, which is confirmed when he shows you the part of his button up that was hidden under the jacket. It’s dry and even Dorian’s hair has dried but he’s still chilled. Though now he’s shivering like Office Dorian was; very little but that tenseness in his body continued to linger.

“I don’t get it. Why are you still so cold?” You ask, putting a hand to his forearm again. Dorian had shifted to sit with his legs crossed. The warmth of the fire had finally gotten to him, making him lean forward with his face propped on his fist. You tactfully choose not to mention the heavy blinking he’s doing. You’ll bet he did make himself sick, especially since that flush has stubbornly stayed put.

He could only offer a shrug, brain working a bit slower now. “‘S possible… that…” he yawned, then shut his eyes, breathing softly for a moment.

You hated to wake him but you weren’t sure if this was serious. Dasha and Tyrell were giving him worried looks too. You knew this wasn’t just you being confused and it seemed like only Dorian had the answer.

Gently, you shake his shoulder. His eyes snap open but almost immediately go back to their half-lidded state. “What’s possible?” you ask quickly.

He only looks at you before his eyes shut again. He starts to lean heavier on his fist, tilting dangerously to the side. Before you can call out a warning, Dasha is behind him, slowly guiding him down to lay in the blankets.

Wow, you didn’t think Dorian was that exhausted. The rain must really take it out of him.

What was wrong though? That was still a problem. You look down at him and touch his forehead and cheek with the back of your hand. It’s only a little warm though. You could write it off as being so close to the fire. You’re about to try waking him up anyway when he shivers again.

“Do the Dorians share feelings across all their forms?” You ask, looking around at the faces who would know better than you.

A look crosses Mateo’s face as he nods, “Y-Yeah, actually. But, who’s still wet?”

The answer pops into your mind immediately. You stand and rush to the back door, Dasha and Tyrell following. Understanding dawns on them as you jerk the door open. Instead of the sight of Dorian’s back greeting you, your eyes travel down to see Back Dorian sitting on the ground, curled up with his head leaning on his knee as the rain soaks him to the bone.

#The Break In #date everything #date everything dorian #dorian #date everything player character #fanfiction #date everything fanfiction #hurt/comfort #whump

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freakthatdoesthewriting · 6 days ago

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\\ RULES //

i write for any of the listed characters below. i write headcanon, oneshots, drabbles, and multi-chapter fics. i write nsfw and sfw. and i will write for just about any kinks or scenarios. i love fluff the most but smut, angst, hurt comfort, crack fics, ite all on the table! i write for all readers! women, men, enby’s! if you dot specify a gender though, i will default to using they them pronouns in your request. i love detailed requests! never be afraid to ask me for exactly what you want written

\\ MASTERLIST //

Date Everything:

Eddie & Volt // Mateo // Betty // Skip // Mac // Curt & Rod // Lux // Dolly // Connie // Henery // Bobby // Sophie // Tbc // Reggie // Hector // Ben-Hwa // Jerry // Mitchell Linn // Harper // Dirk // Nightmare // Lady Memoria // Zoey // Koa // Dorian // Keith + basically any date everything character just send in a request for them and i’ll add them to the list then

Our Life: Beginnings and Always

Cove // Derek // Baxter

+ maybe more later

#navigation #writing blog #pinned post #x reader #character x reader #character x character #date everything #our life beginnings & always #olba

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musicmags · 1 year ago

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#guitar for the practicing musician #ad #learn to burn #curt mitchell

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hollenka99 · 3 days ago

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I've compiled a list of how high your SPECS levels need to be before you can realise a character. The numbers per category are for the maximum across the board (aka all your SPECS points are at least 70 etc) while the numbers next to names are the highest points exactly.

For clarity:

Sm - Smarts

P - Poise

E - Empathy

C - Charm

Sa - Sass

And because this post got so long, I'm going to put it under a read more

AT 60 SPECS

Skylar Specs - SmPE 60

Shelley - 50 (all)

Sinclaire - Sa 5

Deenah/Daemon - 1 (all)

Keith - 50 (all)

Holly - SmPE 60

Lucinda Lavish (Lavish only) - 1 (all)

AT 70 SPECS

Chairemi - SmPC 70

River - C 65

Beverly - Sa 70

Friar Errol - SmPE 70

Willi - Sm 70

Diana - SmPE 65

Hero Hime - PC 65

Harper - P 70

Hoove - SmEC 70

Bobby Pinn - CSa 65

xxXShadowl0rd420Xxx - SmSa 70

AT 80 SPECS

Abel - E 75

Prissy Plastique - P 80

Tina - Sm 80

Mitchell Linn - Sm 75

Freddy Yeti - Sa 80

Luke Nukem - SmPE 80

Cam - PE 80

I, Ronaldini - Sm 75

Amir - C 80

Tyrell - E 80

Penelope - Sm 80

Rongomaiwhenua - Sm 80

Chance - SmC 80

Winnifred - Sm 80

Rainey - Sm 80

Arma - SmP 80

Dunk Shuttlecock - C 80

Fantina - C 80

Tony - Sa 80

Vaughn Trapp - E 80

Monique - SmPC 80

Lady Memoria - PE 80

Zoey Bennett - C 75

AT 90 SPECS

Florence - E 90

Celia - E 90

Stella - E 90

Wyndolyn - E 85

Curt and Rod - PSa 85

Hector - E 85

Timothy Timepiece - Sm 90

Eddie and Volt - ESa 85

Keyes - SmP 85

Gaia - Sm 85

Captain Jacques Pierrot - PC 90

Stefan - Sm 90

Miranda - CSa 90

Kopi - E 85

Barry Styles - ESa 90

Mac - Sm 90

Teddy - EC 90

Drysdale - C 90

Dirk - Sa 90

Stepford - C 90

Beau - P 90

Reggie - Sa 90

AT 100 SPECS

Phoenicia - E 100

Wallace - P 100

Dorian - P 100

Lux - CSa 100

Artt - SmE 100

Koa - E 100

Dolly - Sm 100

Dante - CSa 100

Telly - Sa 100

Luna - P 100

Parker Bradley - Sa 100

Mateo Manta - EC 100

Cabrizzio - C 100

Dishy - SmSa 100

Daisuke - P 100

Jean-Loo Pissoir - PSa 100

Johnny Splash- E 100

Bathsheba - Sa 100

Rebel - Sa 100

Farya - Sm 100

Dasha - P 100

Jerry - E 100

Lyric - Sm 100

Maggie - Sm 100

Scandalabra - Sa 100

Betty - E 100

Ben-Hwa - PSa 100

Hanks - CSa 100

Washford - PE 100

Tydus Andromache - P 95

Kristof - P 100

Bodhi Windbreaker - CSa 100

Sophia - Sa 100

Airyn - P 100

Textbox-Chan - E 100

The Sassy Chap - Sa 100

Doug - P 100

Nightmare - P 100

Mikey Transaction (Lavish only) - 100 (all)

#date everything #long post

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deathbysnakes · 1 day ago

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Date Everything! Masterlist

About my account/ other masterlists/ rules

I will not be writing for: Ben-Hwa, Dishy, Keith, Michael Transaction, Nightmare, Reggie, Rongomaiwhenua, The Sassy Chap, Sophia, Stella, Wallace, or Willi due to not knowing enough about them, plainly hating them, or being uncomfortable with writing them

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Abel

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Airyn

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Amir

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Arma

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Artt

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Barry

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Bathsheba

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Baeu

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Betty

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Beverly

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Bobby

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Bodhi

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Cabrizzio

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Cam

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Captain Jaques Pierrot

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Cellia

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Chairemi

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Chance

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Connie

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Curt

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Daemon

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Daisuke

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Dante

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Dasha

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Diana

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Dirk

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Dolly

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Dorian

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Doug

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Dunk

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Drysdale

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Eddie

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Fantina

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Farya

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Florence

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Freddy

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Friar Errol

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Gaia

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The Hanks

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Harper

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Hector

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Henry Hoove

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Hero Hime

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Holly

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I, Ronaldini

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Jean Loo

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Jerry

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Johnny Splash

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Keyes

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Koa

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Kopi

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Kristof

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Lucinda

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Luke Nuke’m

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Lux

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Lyric

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Mac

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Maggie

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Mateo

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Memoria (platonic only)

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Miranda Dulce Tostadora

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Mitchell Linn

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Monique

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Parker

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Penelope

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Phoenicia

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Prissy

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Rainey

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Rebel

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River

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Rod

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Sam (platonic only)

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Scandalabra

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Shelley

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Sinclaire

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Skylar

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Stefan

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Stepford

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Teddy (platonic only)

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Telly

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Textbox-Chan

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phantomsthought · 10 days ago

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Date everything oc, Sadie Pop! (Soda Pop :] )

I haven’t quite fleshed her out yet, but here’s the gist of her! (Below the cut, since I’m sure not everyone wants to scroll through it)

Sadie is a strawberry soda made by Nukola™, a fan favorite for years and the staple to the Nukola™ company, as well as a long time choice soda in the house.

The company name is a reference to the fallout franchise, and the soda “Nuka Cola.”

Can be spoken to by interacting with the sofa case in the fridge, the bottle caps in a cap collection within the attic, or caps left around the house accidentally.

She prefers colder areas, not quite a fan of the heat

her SPECS is Charm

Her personality matches that of the soda, sweet and bubbly. She is eager to meet everyone/thing she can, and is delighted when she moves around the house so she can chat with the other things. (Though she is calmer when out of big crowds, often one on one. Being bubbly all day leaves her drained at times, which is when she tends to linger instead of being the main contributor to conversation. Often she spends this time with Eddie during the circuit box closed hours, or sitting with Koa. [often why caps may be found in between couch cushions])

Sadie is friends with quite a few items but she is close with Freddy, Abel, Kodi, Beverly, Mitchell Linn, Luna, Telly, Koa, Eddie & Volt, Dasha, Chance, and Cam. She also enjoys Bodhi, as they both travel around the house and end up seeing each other.

She is frequently chatting with kitchen and living room items because this is where she is most often left. On occasion when she is taken to the bedroom, she speaks with Hanks, Tyrell, Curt & Rod, and Betty. She is also a frequent at the Circuit Box, enjoying both the show and both of the owners company. (Scandalabra has a rumor that Sadie is harboring romantic feelings for the two. If asked about it, she will admit she does enjoy hanging out with them though does not flat out confess. Beverly will confirm this rumor, and hopes Sadie will eventually get the courage to confess to the bar owners.)

She also is quite a fan of Barry, though isn’t able to express it much because she is. Well never taken into the bathroom.

Her natural hair is green, and she dyes it pink to match her drink. She allows her roots to grow out, though, because it reminds her of a strawberry. Amir typically assists her with hair dye.

When passing by with Dateviators on, she can be heard humming the tune of her own advertisement or making a pop noise

Her outfit consists of a Heath colored blouse with slightly lighter pink ruffles, a skirt that matches her bottle cap appearance (a reddish pink skirt with small white petticoat), dark loafers, and socks that have bubbles on them. She has a tattoo on her inner right wrist that reads “Nukola: Berry Sweet”, the slogan Nukola™ includes in some adverts for Sadie.

Enjoys watching shows with Telly and Luna playing video games

Dislikes mentos, being shaken around, and leaving ring marks on surfaces

Sometimes plays G&G with Chance as an Enchanter

Sometimes, when interacting with Dirk, will apologize for ‘a little accident’ which was Sadie’s soda spilling on some of his clothes. Dirk insists it’s fine however Harper tends to be unforgiving. She gets over it swiftly and it confuses Sadie, how Harper acts as if nothing happened and she was infact not furious with her, but no longer questions it.

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curtain-caller · 2 days ago

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So after 8ish days, I finished my first Date Everything play through. Here are my random notes I wrote as I played (caution: long and full of spoilers)

Fuck it, I'm jotting this down through notes app first. I tried using Tumblr drafts but it sent when I tried to save for some reason. If you saw anything a week ago, no you didn't.

God I love the voice actors including the typos in the texts, especially when David goes off later on too many mojitos.

Now I know I've made it clear I'm a Scandalabra lover... But I need to SAVOR him, you know? Pace myself. Not blast through his route as fast as possible. (<- Oblivious to the bugs at this point)

Because of that, I started with Gaia and thought it'd be fun if I finish the route of whoever's hint she gives me first.

She sent me to Amir and-WHAT THE FUCK LUCINDA WHERE DID YOU COME FROM??? I mean, I'm not unhappy to see you, just caught off guard. Hi.

Oooooohhhhhhh, so she just intercepts any convo at random, huh? Well, it saves me the trouble of having to look for her.

I FOUND SHADOWLORD IMMEDIATELY!!! God, I felt like a lil smarty pants for once, hell yeah. For some reason, Gaia's shadow always did catch my eye, even before the game came out. Art school really paid off when it comes to learning about shadow placement. Oh, and thanks for the little nudge, Maggie!

Great, I'm never gonna pronounce "schedule" the same way again. Shhhhedule. Thanks Timothy.

OH HI NIGHTMARE, wasn't expecting to see you this early. Why... Why am I kinda into this?

I wanna meet Mrs. Chaffon so badly. I believe Curt, she has never done anything wrong in her whole life

Why am I tearing up over The Great Constructing of Beaver Proudtail. I guessed Teddy's route would make me cry, but not like this!

CHAIREMI IM SO SORRY I THOUGHT CHOOSING "MAKE LOVE WITH THE ALIENS" WOULD BE FUNNY, I REGRET IT IMMEDIATELY, I DIDNT MEAN TO MAKE YOU UMCOMFY I SWEAR oh my god I feel so bad

Scandalabra got mentioned during the trip with Mitchell to Daisuke's restaurant and I briefly became the embodiment of the "neuron activation" meme

Redeemed myself at Chairemi's next play. I was dodging those suggestive options like a motherfucker.

So I never thought I'd be into them but... Me. Shadowlord420. Nightmare. Both at the same time. Next question.

TEDDY CONFESSED IN OUR SECOND TALK BECAUSE I LISTENED TO HIS STORY??? Well obviously I couldn't say no... He was just too cute about it. Dude's been pining for the player since they were little, that shit destroyed me. He's a patootie of the cutest variety.

"Oh yeah, I'm not surprised Doug has content aware, since some probably don't wanna deal with existential dread-WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT'S NOT THE REASON???"

A TIDAL WAVE OF WHAT NOW THAT ENDS IN WORLD PEACE??? BEN-HWA??? (Omfg the game knew what I was thinking)

They weren't lying, Dana really did go off in the recording booth, Vaughn is fucking hilarious

Sheesh, this game makes me feel as busy as Florence probably is. "Alright, I've gotta check in with Maggie, work out Dirk and Harper's relationship issues by three, say hi to Curt and Rod sometime today... Oh, can't forget to get Vaughn some cheese! Should say hi to Barry while I'm at it, I haven't talked to him in ages-Dammit, I forgot I talked to Wallace today." If I really do have undiagnosed ADHD, this game is NOT helping

You mean to tell me Dirk WAS getting it on with someone else... And that... was a bat-man dakimakura?... I'd make a joke, but I wanna bang a candelabra, I have no room to talk.

...Fuck, Shadowlord is kinda relatable. Not to trauma dump on main(/j), but I've had plenty of friends I don't talk to anymore, all because we just drifted apart. I feel him.

I already learned about this before but I KNEW THERE WAS A 6TH HANK!!! I CALLED IIIIIIIIT!!!

I feel so bad for Lucinda. Girl, you are making me happy, you're fucking hilarious and spontaneous!!!

THERE'S A 7TH HANK!? AN 8TH!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? Hank #2, keep talking, give me the Hank lore deep dive.

My g/t heart is swelling at the thought of carrying a tiny Keith in my pocket right now. So small... lil old man in my pocket...

Also. Keith and Dorian? 2 bros. Chilling in a doorframe. 0 feet apart and they're gay as he-OHHH THEY'RE EXES??? OH SHIT. MY B. (Consider: qpps) (<- Doesn't know yet)

Thank god I didn't need to make a battering ram gijinka oc to get into the attic. SOPHIA, COME TO MEEE

David, you better be making me co-founder if you think I'll even CONSIDER giving Skylar up

*furiously drags a chair over to sit next to Scandalabra during Keyes' performance* Heyyyyy bbg what a surprise nice to see you hey wanna hold hands maybe kiss-

...So Shadowlord is a scrawny nerd who roleplays online named Skips Shadley? ...I love him omfg.

Before you ask, yeah, I'm not shocked about Realization. Not because I'm not excited about it! But because... Well, I may have spoiled myself on the implications beforehand. Still, the story is great so far.

Alright, got my first hate ending... With Shadowlord. Because I denied becoming darkness. On the bright side, Reggie's line was hilarious. "The fuck was that!?"

"Little Crapper accepts any ass." Woah, he's bisexual, I didn't know that!(I did, I just wanna make that reference)

Lmao, unfurnished business. Thank god Realizing everyone is Skylar's business, because I was planning on doing that anyways, and was worried I'd forget someone and be like "NO GO BACK I FORGOT TO GRAB KRISTOFF"

That being said, I AM choosing to realize everyone all at once(ish). I'm waiting until I get an ending with EVERYBODY before I just go around and treat this like a real first person shooter with my Realization gun. BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG-

Met Dishy. Locked in for the 100% download goal. Timed myself too. It took... Four minutes?(Albeit 4 minutes of button mashing but still). Honestly I thought this would've taken longer. Like 20, minimum. Huh. Well, props the devs for not driving us crazy with that.

Okay, as much as I love this game, I need to take some marks off for the fact it's crashed on me a bazillion times overall. Thankfully the game autosaves pretty regularly, so it's not like I need to redo an in-game week or something.

Oh my god, everyone who made jokes about Scandalabra being an ace attorney witness were SPOT ON, I got to that part of Maggie's route. "Scandalabra loses control, looking rather like a harried murderer at the witness stand."

GIVE US THE SCANDALABRA ASS SHOT TEAM 17, DOES HE HAVE CAKE OR NOT (I'm a firm believer he's got a flat ass and those pantaloons give the illusion of him being cheeked up)

I FUCKING CALLED IIIIIIT, HE'S FAKE AS FUCK. I CALLED HIS VOICE AND NAME BEING FAKE!!! I'm... Not sure how to feel about his actual voice, but I don't hate it. It's just a sudden change is all.

HIS NAME IS JON!?!?!??! JON WICK!?!? (okay I kinda spoiled myself on that beforehand too but it's genuinely genius, I never would have thought of it.)

Now, I preface this note with a warning that I am joking and exaggerating, and wish no ill will to this specific person. This is laced with the biggest of /js. That being said: HA, jokes on you, that one person in the Scandalabra Trailer comments that told me he was probably just mimicking the player's tone during that one line! I caught it day one! I KNEW HIS ACCENT WAS FAKE MOTHERFUCKERS! CHAT, CLIP THAT SHIT, I FEEL SO FUCKING SMART! GIVE ME THAT MAGNIFYING GLASS HAT MAGGIE, I EARNED THIS! WOOOOOOOOO-

I know this is a feeling many people have had with the cast, but Beau is the first character to make me go "wait, she sounds familiar..." OH MY GOD PETRA FROM MINECRAFT STORY MODE!?!?!?! ASHLEY JOHNSON YOU ICON

Omg, Martin flirting with Maggie... The polycule is growing

Oh. So he really was just crazy. Or, well, hallucinating. Don't worry Sinclaire, you'll still become human! Eventually.

OHHH okay I was so confused about Zoey because I thought I couldn't talk to her without a charge. Makes sense I guess, since Skylar specifies you're not wearing the dateviators while talking to her.

Oh shit, Zoey trans moment, she chose her own name /hj

Got a hate ending with Errol. Look, in my defense, the narrator goaded me, and I can't turn down a mozzarella stick. Jokes on you, Friar, I'm not religious

Silver Senorita, omfg. I'm not even that old and even I get that one. You think Scandalabra would like it? Silver in the name, after all.

So Chance and Parker DO know each other! I can hear the shippers going wild from here.

AYO??? MONIQUE AND SOPHIA??? Are they... Y'know... *scissor snipping finger gesture*

I love Zoey, but her route kinda confused me a little. I thought I had to go speak to each concept character one by one to convince them to come instead of just... meeting them in the first place.

Well, as gross as the shrine is, Fantina got something right: my love for candles.

Scandalabra's little date-a-dex doodle of the MC having a round nose and freckles... Fuck I was kinda spot on with making Guy Heartley for this, I'm taking this as canon.

Chairem anime mentioned!!!

Mitchell. You flirted with me over wine and we kissed, what do you MEAN I'm not up to your palate!? Oh well, I'll take friends.

WHY DO I GET TO SEE REBEL'S ASS BUT NOT SCANDALABRA'S GOD DAMMIT, nvm, this game is 0 stars, worst game ever

Yo, Scandy, bbg, I found someone you can relate to! So he's a magician but he's actually Ron from Llodyminster (Ron and Jon besties, hear me out)

Okay, after talking to her, like, 5 times, Nightmare's voice started to sound familiar to me. Alright Erica Luttrell, give me answers--SAPPHIRE STEVEN FUCKING UNIVERSE!?!?!?!?

LIGIBIDIQUA. Bohdi I love you. I'm putting this on the fridge next to Los Jibbities and the Alphabet Mafia.

So I found out that there are a few glitches that are going to keep me from completing certain characters for the time being (which explains Gaia not cooperating with me), so I'm gonna try to get as many endings as possible, and wait until the next patch before going for 100% romance.

Did Bohdi really just pull a "I feel a song coming on!" After I romanced him? God, this dork...I love him

Artt, what was that laugh after calling me flexible. Are you into me? Cause honestly ur kinda cute

I got enough lovers to woo Scandalabra!!! Fumbled a bit before realizing I had to lift him with the glasses off to smooch him. Oops, oh nooo, I did it again. And again... And again... Maybe if I do it enough times I'll force my way into passing by the bug. LET ME IN, YOU CANT KEEP HIM FROM ME DAEMON-

Cabrizzio gets me. The moon is gorgeous as hell.

Got a hate ending with Eddie and Volt. On the bright side, I've heard this is a common occurrence.

KEITH I OWE U MY LIFE, I made things up with Shadowlord using a smarts candy and now we're buddies. Friar Errol can get fucked, tho, I only have 1 smarts candy

Is the little house painting on Artt's route actually of the house? (Well, the house from the initial trailer). That's cute if that's the case.

I was initially pissed at Willi slapping Scandalabra... until she explained why. Sorry Scandy, I love you, but I'm not the "my bbg did nothing wrong" type of person, you kinda deserved it.

Oh, sorry for assuming you and Sophia were sapphic, Monique

Got a hate ending with Jean. Not too mad tbh. I wasn't all that into him. He was a pretty solid teacher though, surprisingly.

Speaking of which, I feel like Jean and Telly would get along given Telly's pension for rhyming.

*Sigh* my game crashed midway through Sassy Chap's game show. Guess I'll be more hesitant to finish it on one go.

-Branching off of that, however, I got to Amanda Hufford's part and... Well, if by some crazy chance Amanda and/or the dev team are reading this mess of miscellaneous notes and comments, I have a message: I love this game. I know I've been complaining here and there, and as of writing this there are a few bugs and issues that you guys are working out, but those flaws pale in comparison to the final product. Money well spent. I WILL be replaying this, and not just because of route issues. I was planning on playing 3 times through this game at the very least. Maybe even more. So keep that chin high: you guys rock, and this game rocks.

...Oh, and uh, Ray Chase, if you're seeing this, please for the love of god forgive me for the heavy Scandalabra thirst.

Tony's "You know what I'm talking about!" back and forth is a nightmare for my echolalia.

DAMN. Prissy IS everywhere holy crap. Sparkle on girl. Fuck it up. And try not to die on me, I struggle to keep a lot of plants alive...

"Oh dear. Now I'm racist." Stella you're so fucking funny. I love you.

I chose Enchanter with Chance, and immediately fell in love with Moys. You know damn well I died for him. I'm a sucker for cute, innocent NPCs.

What do you mean Mikey has kids??? Does he lose his kids in the (divorce) realization?

Saw Abel talk about Ben-hwa. Lmao, hes so shy and awkward about the topic of sex, it's kinda cute

Diana's lil "ba da dun da" diary dance in object mode is so fucking cute

I love seeing the others helping Holly with operation "get Holly to chill the fuck out" or however it was phrased. Also, Rebel calling Betty "mummy"... I can't.

I've only known the dipogenes for 2 minutes but if anything happened to them id burn down this fucking house

I need a gossip group to form because Windolyn and Scandalabra would get along so well. Same with Bathsheba. And Phoenicia. The list goes on.

Oh hey, I managed to kinda brute force my way into romancing Gaia, I think. Hurray!!!

CEILING AND FLOOR YURI CONFIRMED, I CALLED IT

THE BATHSHEBA SANS UNDERTALE REFERENCE IS REAL???

I got some weird, lowkey scaring lighting glitch where everything was tinted red until I closed out of the game and started it back up again??? I'm guessing some kind of mess up between the regular lighting and the glasses lighting. It's fine now though.

Stop, Koa is too cute... Also I fucking cackled at "CANDY ME UP BIG DADDY"

Dante complaining about objects being parasocially attached to humans they don't know... *looks at Hector and Fantina*

I'm wondering if the dialogue is different for Penelope's "date" with Skylar depending on pronouns and status. She says she doesn't like girls with glasses, but I was also a girl is technically wearing Skylar, who got with her before this. Gonna check this in other playthroughs.

DANTE'S MEME REDRAW COLLECTABLE IM SOBBING bro is so devastated

I know he's probably still buggy and all but I still ran to Scandalabra with my 90 empathy to ask him out. Genuinely, the conversation was so sweet. I fucking knew it, dude was just jealous. It's okay my bbg you can be real with me, we don't need to kiss (but if you want to we can please please please please please-)

Aww, Winifred is so cute, she misses the kid she used to hum to when they hid next to her during hide and seek. That's so precious.

Oh, Drysdale brings up Prissy when mentioning flowers during one of his chats! God I love continuity. Must've been a nightmare keeping track for this game.

Look, I adore Mikey, I even romanced him... But something about his Brundle Merchant voice gets on my nerves. I'm respectfully muting the game for those sections, sorry.

Why am I in the cuck chair all of a sudden with River and Winnifred GIRLS IM RIGHT HERE-

"That's easy for you to say, no one put you together wrong" SHELLEY??? BABYGIRL??? Oh my god why does everyone in this fucking house need THERAPY

"Whoever im holding up is going to break and it'll be my fault" OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN CONSIDER THAT, Shelley...

The visual of slapping Phoenicia into Freddy like a slice of cheese fucking SLAYS ME

STOP omg Abel and Dasha are so cute together. Abel's such a smooth talker god damn

Did I skip a date with Cam??? He's talking about a fight I don't remember... Oh well. Got a friend end with him somehow.

AWW ARMA... god the implications are so dark. Arma watched a bunch of people (er, things) die and blames herself. HELLO. IS THERE A THERAPIST OBJECT AROUND HERE?????

Omg Mitchell hosted a little kitchen party and the fruit bowl was replaced with a cake!!! That's so cute

Barry's lil makeup object animation when you finish a love route... so cute

"She Yank My Handle 'Til My Tube, She Overflow" IM CCRYING#?!? OH MG GOD.

I feel like Airyn would really get along with Koa, given their belief in enjoying the moment and quiet.

Damn, okay. Low-key fuck you Drysale, Washford had every right to be betrayed by you giving Dirk goo goo eyes you bitch

OKAY FUCK YOU TOO WASHFORD I HAVEN'T SAID SHIT bro fuck the stackables low-key, y'all are both too stubborn (I'm exaggerating but still BRO DID I MISS A CONVO OR SOMETHING??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN I MOCKED YOU??)

ARMA NO DON'T BECOME AN ARSONIST!!!

THE BURN MARK IS ACTUALLY THERE omg, ARMA GET TF OVER HERE YOU LIL-

"Be not afraid of the queso" is something I'm adopting into my vocabulary, thanks Miranda

...Hear me out. Cabrizzio and Stefan should kiss. I just saw their interaction, and even if Cabrizzio pissed him off, I think they'd be cute.

Oh, I didn't think getting a second chance with Jean Loo would be this easy. Well, I've got 100 SPECS everywhere. Let's dance you loo.

OH NO, NOT THE FIRST PERSON PRONOUNS! IM DOOMED!!!

GOT HIS ASS LET'S GOOO!!! Still friendzoned him tho. Not kissing the toilet.

"Date Everything would like to remind you to please drink responsibly" thank you for the PSA devs

Alright, time to start realizing as many people as I'm able to.

I was wondering how I was gonna Realize Lucinda, since she wasn't coming up anymore! DAMN SHE LOOKS CUTE

SOPHIA'S REALIZED FORM HOLY FUCKING DHIT IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM FAY IMG AY IM FY VIMA GAY GYAHFNAKSNFNSM

CONNIE'S REALIZED FORM I'm going to fucking scream my aroace card is being slowly revoked

Tried to realize Wallace but was unable to because he had to appear elsewhere for plot reasons apparently related to Hero Hime. Dammit girl, get here already!!!

KEITH!? KEITH!??!?!?!?! BRO YOU SHOULD'VE STAYED IN THAT CRAWLSPACE TO ROT YOU JUST ROBBED ME AND DIED!!! I heard he died via spoilers but I thought it was of old age, not THIS SHIT

"Daemon... IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU" Jokes on you bitch I'm lying down against a wall (<--- still scared shitless)

Nekoboru? Nekoboru.

STOOOOP TINA'S HAIR IS SO CUTE WHILE ITS DOWN

"Now that we're alone, I need you to listen to me" NEKOBORU??? YOU CAN FUCKING TALK???...Eh, not too surprising of a twist given Wallace's route.

IS THAT A FUCKING JOJO REFERENCE, oh my god no wonder Doug was doing jojo poses

Tinfoil hat and David Most? They were roommates!? Oh my god they were roommates...

OMG DIANA AND BARRY HYPERFIXATION BUDDIES??? That's so cute. Toucan lizard lover solidarity.

NOOO, I CANT REALIZE BARRY??? Arma you bitch why did you have to be glitched (oh hey that rhymes)

Jean Loo became an accountant. Brilliant.

Why does realized Nekoboru remind me of Tony the Tiger. Anyways, I was only worried about him functioning in society for a second until i remembered furries exist. He'll be fine.

I still can't realize Wallace because of Lyric, dammit. I'm guessing I can't do Florence and Celia either... Well, at least I'm gonna feel less bad about leaving some objects behind (like my pookie bear candelabra because the game refuses to let the love ending stick)

-Dorian saw what happened with Keith??? Oh, poor dude...

-"Guys, I may be gay, but I'd rather not be flaming" Diversity loss! Your capitalistic pig of a boss is gay! (I'm not surprised I was just suspecting bi instead)

PRISSY YOU FUCKING GODDESS HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY IM GAY WHAT KIND OF CRACK DID THEY PUT IN HER REALIZED FORM TO SUMMON THE LESBIANS-

"LET'S COMMENCE FUCKERY." - The Sassy Chap. I wonder if that'll be a new vocal stim. Also LMAO HE'S CANONICALLY BAD IN BED???

Oh my god why are all the ladies' human forms so hot RONGOMAIWHENUA YOU QUEEN

-Alright, I can't realize any more characters thanks to bugs, time to end it. I remember there being an ending in the demo where a drone snatches Skylar, so I'm feeling bad already-IS THAT A FUCKING HELICOPTER!?

-Omg is that really what David Most looks like? Either way, get hit with level 100 empathy, bitch. Cry. Cry old man. Cry about your divorce.

THAT'S WHAT SAM LOOKS LIKE??? OMG SHE'S A CUTIE

Oh my god wait Tom is kinda hot... You know damn well I banged him the second he offered. Call me your lil pogchamp, sir.

OHHH I was wondering who the grey mannequin in the poster was. Hi Val!

Okay so much more is making sense, I've been seeing drawn images attached to the dateable epilogues and got so confused why they weren't popping up post realization. Didn't know there were epilogues 2: electric boogaloo once you left the house.

Does this mean I canonically keep Skylar? Hell yeah, I was gonna feel bad about leaving 10+ things (and my #1 pookie bear) behind, but now I can just hc that I realized them later.

GOD THE CREDITS SONG FUCKS. In fact, so many songs go hard in this game, including Lux's theme, Bobby Pinn's, Telly's, Reggie's and Bathsheba's. My final results...

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