#cw: drunk character

[sleepysundial]

very very dumb and silly ms paint doodles of drunk merc headcanons teehee

devastatingly left out pyro because i do not know how to characterise them 🙏sorry pyro lovers update: there is pyro now :)

[kodasea]

Dynamic duos

[sith-shenanigans]

At this point, the real competition is between the Tomb-Colonists and the Bohemians to see who can clear out His Amused Lordship’s cellars first.

[zal-cryptid]

What was the thing the came over Charlie?

Charlie and Gabe found some toy beer bottles and got wasted during one of their poker nights. Thank God they don't have livers anymore. Or any other internal organs for that matter.

This was years ago, though. Charlie was an alcoholic back when he was human, so Gabe saw to it that the toy beer bottles were disposed of, much to his dismay.

[set-it-all-ablaze]

[silently shuffles up to Blaze, does a gay little sleight-of-hand trick to secretly hand her a booklet of 1,000 "Get Out Of Being Forced To Do Humiliating And/Or Evil Things By Random Weirdos On The Internet" coupons, and silently shuffles away]

"Ah, thanks. Unfortunately, I'm twelve out of eighteen bottles in, and I don't feel like stopping..." She saved the coupons for later, though.

"Mm..." she took another long sip. "Honestly, this isn't so bad. No one's recognized me yet, anyway."

[ineedsertralina]

rgL in the other Morld

[inevitably-johnlocked]

hey steph!! would you happen to have any more drunk/drinking fics? i adore them sm xD

thank you so much <3

Hi Lovely!!

I do I DO! And enough to make your request a new list!! Thank you!!!

Hope these please you! And if anyone has newer fics to add, as always, I welcome you to add them to the post!

DRUNK AND DRINKING JOHNLOCK Pt. 3

See also:

Drunk and Drinking Johnlock

Drunk and Drinking Johnlock Pt 2

Drinking Games / Hanging Out (Oct 2023)

Cute-Drunk Sherlock

Tipsy by katkin (T, 2,781 w., 2 Ch. || Humour, Friendship, Drunk Sherlock) – "I love everyone in this room," he announced proudly."I know you do, buddy," John replied "Which is why you're going to clean this carpet in the morning. Because you're a good friend." "I am a good friend!" Sherlock agreed.

There's So Much Labour Just in Breathing Lately by Susan (E, 12,708 w., 1 Ch. || Post-TRF / Mentions of S3 Events, Romance, Angst, Grief/Mourning, Grieving John, Mutual Pining, Meddling Mycroft, Therapy, Ambiguous Hopeful Ending, Infidelity) – The dreams he hated most – the ones that left him a sweating, shaking mess when he woke – were the ones in which Sherlock was just Sherlock. Laughing or drinking tea. Sitting across the table from him at Angelo’s eating pasta. Trailing his open hand behind him on the way to the bedroom. “C’mon, John. I’m about to have my way with you.”

Deck the Halls by itsalwaysyou_jw (T, 31,018 w., 24 Ch. || Advent Fic / Multiple One-Shots, Assorted Tags) – One Johnlock ficlet for every day leading up to Christmas. Who is ready for pining, first kisses, established Johnlock, and everything in between? This collection of stand-alone ficlets will have it all. 

The Hollow Woman by ScopesMonkey (M, 51,335 w., 22 Ch. || Post-TRF, Major Character Death, Mystery, Romance, Friendship, Family, Angst, Crime, Reunion, First Kiss / Time, Nightmares, Doctor John, Jealous Sherlock, Jealous John, BAMF John, Angry John, Dub-Con, Rough Sex, Bottomlock, Possessive John, Villain Mary, Open Ending) – Forced to return to London sooner than expected, Sherlock falls into a case too close to home. Part 1 of the Hollowverse series

Gold Rush by ShirleyCarlton (E, 71,783 w., 17 Ch. || Post S3 / No Mary, Friends to Lovers, Mentions of Past Sexual Abuse, First Kiss, Case Fic, Slow Burn, Alternating POV, Switchlock, Angst with Happy Ending, Marriage Proposal, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Abduction, Anxious/Insecure Sherlock, Miscommunication, Emotional Lovemaking) – John has divorced Mary and pops round to 221B one evening to find Sherlock in the middle of a case. As Sherlock tries to find the identity of a young woman’s stalker, John realises he can no longer deny his feelings for Sherlock – which then, to their befuddlement, turn out to be mutual. Shy kisses and tentative embraces ensue. But will Sherlock be able to cast off a shadow from his past that he thinks might prevent John from wanting to stay?

Swallow the Night by ArwaMachine (E, 87,873 w., 15 Ch. || TSo3/Stag Night Fix It, TAB/S4 Divergence, Toplock, Mutual Pining, PWP, Drunk / Public Sex, Anal Fingering/Sex, Alcohol-Induced Amnesia, Everyone Knows Except Them, Emotional Love Confession, Demisexual Sherlock, Internalized Homophobia [John], Parentlock with Rosie, First Kiss, Drug Relapse, Infidelity, Texting, Masturbation, Oblivious John, Emotional Love Making, Angst with Happy Ending, Dreams and Nightmares) – “Do you know how long,” John panted, his cheek scraping against the wall, looking back at Sherlock through half-closed eyes, “I’ve wanted this?” Sherlock pressed himself against John’s back, biting at John’s ear. “Not nearly as long as I have,” he whispered.

Bakers with Benefits by Raina_at (E, 88,130 w., 14 Ch. || Great British Bake Off AU || Strangers to Lovers, Switchlock, Friends with Benefits, Mentions of Alcoholism / Past Drug Use, Banter, Flirting, Fluff, Light Angst, Semi-Public Sex, Past Sherlock/Victor, Mutual Pining, POV Sherlock, Obsessive Sherlock, John’s Bum) – Sherlock Holmes has a successful YouTube baking channel, but what he really wants is his own bakery. When an old friend sends him a call for the very first Great British Bake Off, he seizes the opportunity to finally win a sponsor for his bakery. Here's the plan: Win Bake Off, get the bakery, don't fall in love with the handsome Army doctor at the neighbouring station. Easy.

Kintsukuroi by sussexbound (E, 91,823 w., 20 Ch. || S4 Compliant / Post-TLD, Grief / Mourning, PTSD, Internalized Homophobia, Therapy, Past Abuse, Alcohol Abuse, Nightmares, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Depression, Anxiety, Bed Sharing, Love Confessions, Cuddling, Suicidal Ideation, Masturbation, Minor Character Death, Sexting, Frottage, Inexperienced Sherlock, Rimming / Anal / BJ’s, Emotional Turmoil, Finding Each Other) – “I love you.” Sherlock sees the words hit John with almost physical force. He reels back a little, jaw twitching and eyes filling. “I love you,” he repeats, a little softer, a little more gentle, as earnest as he possibly can. Because they’ve been teetering on the brink of this thing for years, and it had become painfully obvious over the last few months that they were at a tipping point. This had to happen. Now it has. Now they can see where they end up. The tears in John’s eyes spill over, and he wipes at them angrily. “Do you even know what that means?”  

Definitions by siennna (T, 101,528 w., 12 of ? Ch. || Dev. Rel., Pining, Fluff and Romance, First Kiss, Love Confessions, Fluff, Cuddles, Girl’s Night, Texting, Virgin Sherlock, Drunk Sherlock) – Sherlock’s journey in defining his flat mate and stumbling through the muddled world of emotion.

Out There by DiscordantWords (T, 131,695 w., 10 Ch. || X-Files Fusion || Past Soldier John, Panic Attacks, POV Alternating Present Tense, Anxious John, Canon Adjacent, Deductions, Obsessive Sherlock,, Travelling, Sherlock’s Family, Jealous Sherlock, Mind Palace John, Awkward Flirting, Batting Cage, Kidnapped/Abducted John, Semi-Reverse Reichenbach, Worried/Anxious Sherlock, Hospital, Slow Burn, UST, Case Fic, Government Conspiracy, Aliens, UFOs, Mutants, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Coma John, Forehead Touching, Hand Holding, Drinking/Bars, Past Jolto) – FBI Special Agent John Watson, medical doctor and army veteran, is assigned to assist eccentric genius Sherlock Holmes with paranormal investigations on the X-Files project.

[imonfireandthatsfine]

It's my old Hazbin Hotel OC, Dante. I love him so! He'd just a twink skeleton guy 😔

Either way here's also the sketch cause I still love it.

[cherry-bomb-ships]

GUYYYYSSSSSS I AM INCONSOLABLE RIGHT NOWWWWWW I FUCKING LOVE MOJO JOJO SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!! 😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭💖😭 IM GONNA LOSE MY FUCKING GOURD I CANT HANDLE THESE FEELS RIGHT NOWWWWQWWWWWWW 😭💘💖💘💘😭💘💖💘😭💘💖💘😭💘💘💖😭💘💘😭💘💘😭😭💘😭

[truths33k3r4]

Indie TMNT Comic Dub - Episode 23

EPISODE 23 of Indie TMNT is UP!!!!!

This is officially the longest episode to date, clocking in at ten minutes and fifty-one seconds. This episode is also the first time (that I can recall), that I almost broke into tears while I was editing and placing the music. That... doesn’t... happen to me. So yeahhhh I knew I had to title this thing with ALL the warnings for my unsuspecting viewers... XD Speaking of~

CONTENT WARNING! MEDICAL-BASED TRAUMA, TORTURE, EXPERIMENTATION, NEEDLES, AND THE MENTION AND EFFECTS OF ALCOHOL!

This episode covers and wraps up so much of what’s been occurring in the story as of late. Not only with finally revealing a LOT of Splinter’s traumatizing past- but also giving us ADORABLE little glimpses of what the brothers looked like as babies, the real threat of the Kraang, and then finally a tear-inducing apology from both Splinter and the boys. <3 

This episode broke me too- you’re not alone guys. XD

Anyways, this glorious series was written and illustrated by @indieyuugure, while I played the Voice Talents and edited. Epidemic Sound covered the music and sound effects.

Thanks for watching! Feel free to share!

To God be the glory!

~ Melissa

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[brightlydim]

a state of constant paranoia

@b0nkcreat @localvoidcat @mythicandco @gardnwater

this isn’t fanart of anyone’s ocs but I thought the meme would get the point across XD

[kodasea]

Tease me (sing for me) (2022)

[set-it-all-ablaze]

Bruni down a uhhhhhh]’

Ifk a boat “3

"Done. 'Boat'? More like... um... 'no longer floats'. Hah." She's so skilled with humor...

[nerdyenby]

Literally fucking no one:

Me: ok but Proxy by Alex London and Detroit: Become Human are so thematically and structurally similar that putting the cast of one in the other changes both nothing and absolutely everything. Think about the fucking ramifications I am fucking begging you holy shit. There’s so much potential, my brain is exploding

[wouldhope]

I GOT MY ROOMIE TO WATCH MILGRAM W ME YESSSS

[azuzadora]

Had a sleepover and got drunk as hell with my friend Alex. I drew this to remember that night, cheers! 🍺