#dad Megatron

[raileurta]

Miko: Okay hear me out-

Jack: No.

Miko ignoring him: If Primes are mini Primuses then Megatron who is now the Unicron equivalent of a prime he's technically also a mini Unicron.

Jack: I don't like where this is going.

Miko: And as humans are also technically creations of Unicron then by basic logic Megatron is humanity's father.

Jack: If you start calling Megatron dad I will kill you before he does.

Raf: Primes are actually brothers by human standards so Megatron would be more like an uncle instead.

Jack: Look what you did. You infected Raf with your BULLS-

[melissarthomson]

“Prince” of the Decepticons

[gjsxj0]

earthspark humanformers idea

[ask-glory-haddock-and-others]

GUYS HEAR ME OUT

Megatron being effectively Rodimus Prime's dad

And Ultra Magnus the weirdly strict uncle that everyone loves

DriftxRodimus but platonic like besties that help with each other's trauma

DriftxRatchet NOT platonic

[scarghoul]

Oh what went wrong with them…

(BIRTHDAY POST YIPPEE!! 🥳)

[thewiglesswonder]

Upon showing my parents Transformers One, I asked them both the question of the hour: was D-16 right in killing Sentinel? My dad: I understand that the high road is better and he should have been tried or something, but he did enough wrong that I agree he deserved to die even though vigilante justice probably isn’t the way to go about it My mom: DIE MOTHERFUCKER

[xpurplepiex]

neoliberal temptress

[zorangezest]

custody battle

aka I really reeeealllyyy like the dynamic that @crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington gave soundwave and bee. they are adopted father adopted son they adopted each other

[bluebirdblogzz]

Its only just occurred to me now that Soundwave carries Lazerbeak on his chassis like he’s wearing one of those baby carrier contraptions

[ut-girl666]

Just thought I’d leave y’all a series full of ‘Con shenanigans-

https://archiveofourown.org/series/2250309

There’s not really any ships involving Megs in here, it’s just a cute series full of the Decepticon Command doing stuff. :).

May make one with the Autobots if I feel like it, not sure. I don’t think it’d be half as interesting.

Nonetheless! Enjoy this lil series of Megs being a dad to his High Command! ;3

[wishingsparkjar]

Welp, seems Daddy Soundwave is canon in the Skybound comics!

[raileurta]

Megatron: I'm not going to pretend to be your father fleshy! That's not even biologically possible.

Miko: Okay counter point though will you give up the chance to psychologically torment both Ratchet and Optimus?

Megatron:

Megatron: We're going to get matching sweaters.

Miko pulling up a full whiteboard: This is going to be the funniest shit I have ever pulled.

[ilghosty]

original idea: @Proven_Riveter (twitter)

this is an au where megop had a sparkling but op doesn't know about it and megs has no intention of making op know :D

it's just for fun, don't take me seriously <3

[evetronia]

Some cropped images from Transformers Go! Go!

[gumptiomdog]

the Hasbro CEOs or whatever need to watch their security. i needed that trilogy so bad

[tftessa]

Bumblebee discovered the Optimus edits on TikTok