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lenny-link · 1 year ago

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What are spy and Engie's feelings on sniper in the engiespy family dynamic...

sniper really likes to bug spy about being with his son whenever they meet lol

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homkamiro · 6 months ago

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But daddy is not like that at all!

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#team fortress 2 #tf2 #team fortress 2 fanart #tf2 fanart #tf2 scout #tf2 engineer #tf2 scout's kids #dad scout

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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They don’t even attempt to assassinate US politicians anymore. You notice that? Not since the anthrax scare back for… who was it, Barack? And even that… pathetic. This new generation has no respect for an honest hitman. I’m not sure this new generation has any honest hitman - you see that shit with Boeing? Sloppy, fucking disgraceful - you kill the whistleblowers before they get halfway to a lawsuit. What kind of fucking amateur is doing faked suicides the night before testimony? Goddamn greenhorns. Back in my day someone tried to shoot Ronald Reagan in broad daylight. There used to be bomb threats to Congress. I took out a few union leaders in the utilities sector myself. Today’s generation? Won’t even threaten to throw a punch - not even over on that - what’s it now, ‘X’? They got no guts. None! And they don’t even have poor impulse control to boot! Too much of that - that panopticon anxiety bullshit. “Oh what if I get a called out post???” People used to send the president letters full of bioweapons. In the mail! Today’s generation? Not a chance. All because of woke.

#ra speaks #personal #JOKING.#this is a joke this is a parody of right wing rants regarding social phenomenon they believe to be oppressed by left leaning politics.#but within the perspective of an old fictional hitman.#this is a joke tangentially referencing my fictional hitmen from a fictional story in which no harm comes to career politicians #obviously but also if this gets me on a list o7 #fbi agent in my phone I’m a disabled autistic dyke with zero engineering or chemistry background #my skills are best applied to…idk sabatoging national forest harvest regimes? but I’m not doing that they’re neglected enough as is.#edit: oops this is getting notes o/ hiiiii cia agent reading this post <3 a union leader my dad worked w got fucking assassinated #by Pinkertons and y’all didn’t do shit. I hope you have visions of hell and become a nomadic hermit self flagellating in the woods #edit 2: ooooooh there was a pres debate last night. that’s why people care about my two week old joke hitman post. was wondering why.

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atomicrebelomega · 4 months ago

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#Scout and his ma and two dads 😭#tf2 scout #tf2 #tf2 shitpost #tf2 memes #tf2 incorrect quotes #jeremy willis #tf2 spy #tf2 engineer #dell conagher #scouts ma #spyma #spydad #napoleon complex #engiespy #practical espionage

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puppypuppypuppypuppy · 8 months ago

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bullshit is all im capable of rn

#tf2 engineer #tf2 spy #engiespy #read a fic where spy interrupts dinner between engie and his dad and to engies dismay they hit it off rlly well #im in love with the concept

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father-killjoy · 2 years ago

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As someone who’s lived in the Deep South their whole life, this drawing of Engie as a lil kid personally offends me.

I don’t know who that boy is, cause I know for a fact Engie was a chubby lil redneck child shooting at beercans and small animals with a BB gun he built himself.

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tf2 headcanons #engie tf2 #tf2 engineer #I’m right okay #no I’m not projecting cause I used to shoot at beercans in the woods w my dad #is this outfit historically accurate #who knows but u get the gist ❤️❤️

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911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch · 9 months ago

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Bobby: C'mon we’re stealing this fire engine to help Athena. Buck, shocked: Wait, really? We're stealing together? Bobby, already tired: Yeah yeah, just get in and gloat about it later. Buck: Just wanted you to admit it.

#incorrect 911 quotes #incorrect quotes #911 abc #evan buckley #bobby nash #like father like son #buck will remember this #captain dad firefighter son #stealing fire engines is a family trait

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puppetmaster13u · 1 year ago

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Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.