#damn polycule is >>>>>

[aimedis]

i didn't really care for the freelancer non-canon romances. for lasko's i just pretend it's dear DONTTT SHOOT ME

[artemishuntest]

“we’re in a polycule but every month we vote someone out” isnt that just what nora does with kevin every time she writes a trilogy

[froggerland]

No thoughts just sojoplittle challengers dynamic

[indigo-flowers09]

Tumblr has indoctrinated me into liking Horrordust FUCK!!!

i need someone to hug me like that bro…

horror by sour apple studios

dust by the dust ask blog idk the name bro

[self-made-purgatories]

So it's Kirk's birthday but Spock has to work so Bones shows up at the door in these skintight hoochie cowboy pants with a bottle of really strong illegal liquor and hands Kirk a little pouch and Kirk's first question is whether the pouch contains Klingon aphrodisiacs like that's a perfectly normal thing Bones sometimes brings over and I'm not supposed to ship McKirk?

[weekdaysend]

My SentOpLita 1AM relationship chart I did not think I'd be psycho-analyzing this dynamic as much as I thought I would..

[n1-jackie-taylor-fan]

Lottie, Nat, Shauna, Jackie would be the perfect polycule

- jackieshauna: perfection

- lottienat: perfection

- jackienat: perfection

- lottieshauna: perfection

- jackielot: damn good

- natshauna: damn good

[eclipsedshadowk]

Surely, no one will understand me, but

[ajaxcentral]

i desperately need erik to bring back non canon damn crew videos..... i yearn to hear damien call the listener baby.... i need damn polycule so badly

[luthanraels-bignaturals]

don’t get it twisted, if hickey ever became an influencer and got cancelled gibson would be completely aware all the allegations were true, and would not care. it’s radio silence about his problematic girlfriend on all his accounts.

now tozer would be the one embarrassing himself with dozens upon dozens of angry response videos and endless twitter threads about why hickey didn’t do anything wrong. he would believe with his entire soul that the allegations were completely false. no one can convince him otherwise, no amount of evidence or logic sways him. the entire time he is white-knighting on any platform that even mentions his problematic girlfriend and just generally making an ass of himself.

he never stops believing he was defending an innocent man from vicious lies until three months later when hickey causually says something like, “remember when everyone were frothing at the mouth cause I called that facebook jesus freak a faggot? good times”

[transformers-spike]

Megatron's triplets also agree with Y/N about the OSHA stuff

I'm now picturing his three little toddlers in business suits addressing him like "Father, we must speak to you of your recent vehicon rights violations"

[jayktoralldaylong]

You know who they did the dirtiest in Arcane? Apart from Vander that is.

The answer is Mel. My baby girl lost her two boyfriends and I'm tired of pretending like I'm okay about it.

She gave everything to their dream.

"She wanted to use them." YES! At first! At first she thought they were a great investment. Then she came to love them with more sincerity and more care than many other relationships in the show. Sure some of the toxic things she'd learnt from her home tended to seep into the relationship, but she did everything she could to prune that away.

She loved them. She poured everything into their dream. Everything into helping Jayce get rid of Heimerdinger when he wanted to ban the research that could help Viktor, everything to help them both vote for peace and make the council decision unanimous. Everything to get back to them, after getting kidnapped! 🥺 After going through every version of hell, she immediately gravitated to where she would find them, 😭 find the only loves that had ever accepted her without necessarily demanding anything in return.

And Riot just took that away. And I'm tired of acting like I'm okay with it.

I'm tired of everyone saying Mel deserves better than Jayce and Viktor, tired of people shipping her with people she's never met (especially when the aim is just to give her someone who is not Jayce or Viktor), I'm tired of the strong independent black woman stereotype following Mel around when it's the LAST thing that she wants when she only just learnt to be soft with Jayce and open with her heart once again. I am tired of people calling her a manipulator as if her character arc ended there, as if she did not unlearn toxic love and traded it for the gentle bond she then had with her two favourite scientists.

I'm tired of people not acknowledging that she had to leave Piltover, not just because the Medarda family needed her, but also because her boys were gone. The family she had finally made for herself, the family she was willing to abandon her family name for. They're gone and I don't think Riot will ever be kind enough to give them back to her.

Everyone else, even Ekko sort of has a family to fall back to. Mel has successfully lost everyone. The fact that Lest is the closest person to Mel left says way too much about how awful this whole situation is.

And I am TIRED, I am so sick and TIRED, of people acting like she did not love Jayce and Viktor. I am so sick and tired of people acting like Jayce did not love her. It probably hurt him too to leave her behind.

The tragedy of them is that Jayce knew Mel still had the chance to refind her feet, but Viktor had only ever had Jayce, and Jayce would NEVER leave Viktor alone. And it hurts that Mel probably wished she could have gone with them, because now she has to start everything from scratch and barely anyone in the fandom acknowledges that side of her pain and I HATE IT!

(Jayce might have been created for Viktor in League Lore, but Mel was created for Jayce. 🥺😭 Mel was created to love Jayce and they took her baby away.) #HappyHare(Mel)WhereHaveYouBuriedAllYourChildren?TellMeSoISay😭

[z0mbiew00d]

Southlands polycule but noones really sure who’s in the polycule and who isn’t

[ollieneedstherapy]

D.A.M.N crew head cannons

-As a kid Damien would stay up late and read under the covers

-Huxley’s moms names are Jade and Ruby, both are earth elementals

-Gavin’s go to slushee is Pinà Colada and blue raspberry

-Freelancer’s loves reading, they’re the kind of person who has a new book every few days

-Gavin loves to have freelancer sleep on his left side and have Caelum on his chest, he sleeps on the right side of the bed which is the closest to the door

-every night for years Lasko would text all his friends good morning and good night texts, he only stopped after the intervention

-Huxley is one of the people who can do the Alphabet backwards, he did it so much as a kid, he struggles to sing it forward

-Damien had seen basically every studio Ghibli film, after a hard day he’d make sure no one else was home and cry while watching Howls moving Castle

-Huxley can carry everyone in the easily (is this one cannon??)

-Freelancer owns a plush for everyone in the group, Damien’s is Calcifer, Lakso’s is a d20, Huxley is a cactus, Gavin’s is a dick, Gavin’s is a slushee cup

-Caelum, when he can’t sleep will check on all of his charges four or five times to make sure they’re safe

-Freelancer loves to sing ‘Freeze your Brain’ to Gavin, he has no clue what it’s from or the meaning but he’s happy his Deviant is happy

-Gavins super allergic to pollen, during the spring this guys dying

-Lakso can and will rap old English for his students, he can not rap in normal English

-Huxley got everyone in the group Stanley’s for Christmas because he knows none of them drink enough water, and they’d feel bad if they didn’t use the gift

-Gavin, in his true form, has strips on his back and thighs, when Freelancer and him have…fun, they like to trace them

-Lakso drinks enough caffeine to kill a horse, some of his students keep track of how many energy drinks he drinks in their class alone (The most is 4 and a half)

-Damien has owned 4 cats, 3 dogs, 17 gold fish, and 6 Guinea pigs before he started high school

-He was also homes schooled till he started year 8

-Freelancer and Lakso meet up twice a month, just them, to watch shitty K-dramas

-Caelum doesn’t understand popcorn, when Gavin and freelancer have a movie night with him, he spends like ten minutes just asking about how popcorn works

[scarefox]

Just Pit Babe Polycule things:

Michael asks Milk who he finds is the most handsome in the series / cast. Wild discussions and battling occurs.

[dismas-n-dismay]

Freelancer in the DAMN polycule

If you send Lasko his ass will bring back six incorrect coffees because he was too afraid to correct the barista after all their hardwork, Gavin will end up the same way but it’s cause he’s flirting for a morning pick me up, Hux will feel the same as Lasko but go to different cafe to get you the correct order, Damien will get it right but the buzzing energy unironically leaves him too burnt out and slightly stressed to drink his coffee comfortably, and Dear?

Dear doesn’t drink coffee, tea superiority complex.