#damien redacted

[dismas-n-dismay]

Freelancer in the DAMN polycule

If you send Lasko his ass will bring back six incorrect coffees because he was too afraid to correct the barista after all their hardwork, Gavin will end up the same way but it’s cause he’s flirting for a morning pick me up, Hux will feel the same as Lasko but go to different cafe to get you the correct order, Damien will get it right but the buzzing energy unironically leaves him too burnt out and slightly stressed to drink his coffee comfortably, and Dear?

Dear doesn’t drink coffee, tea superiority complex.

[catella-ars]

Some more of mine and @espressoth 's Redacted Fallout AU! -Enclave Scientist!Lasko and Vault Overseer!Damien VS Surface Bois -Huxley and The Critters -Memeing Damien who was very grumpy about Stimpaks post-Deathclaw attack

Headcanon: Based on the canon(?) that Postwar dogs are bigger and stronger and weirder than their Prewar counterparts, I hold that dogs are also generally smarter and longer-lived. Thus, Huxley's dogs have been and will be around for a long time. Ray is ~5, Hank is ~10, and Luna was there when Huxley was born (~35.)

[porcelaininkpot]

Too many people overlook how California is a coastal state WHICH MEANS DAHLIA IS RIGHT BY THE OCEAN

WHERE ARE THE SURFER ASHER HEADCANNONS??? AS A MATTER OF FACT WHERE ARE THE SURFER PACK HEADCANNONS?????

WHERE ARE THE BEACH FICS WHERE VINCENT GOES CLIFF DIVING BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE WOULD

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE DAMN CREW HEADING DOWN FOR A BEACH DAY AND DEAR PUSHING BACK THE TIDE SO CAELUM CAN COLLECT SEASHELLS

AND WHILE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE BEACH THERES ALSO BIOLUMINESCENT BEACHES. BECAUSE I SAID SO.

AND THE VAMPS CAMP OUT AT THE SHORE IN HEAVILY TINTED CARS WATCHING THE SUNSET BEFORE THEY CAN GO ON NIGHT WALKS AND KICK UP STARS IN THE SAND.

[dahlia-tourism-board]

Wrote this fluff out of spite, since the fandom likes to keep reminding me that Gavin will outlive the DAMN crew:

Gavin and Freelancer always knew kids were off the table. No big decision, it just wasn't for them.

But when Huxley and Damien finally get through the adoption process and introduce a shy but sweet little girl to 'Uncle Gavin'...well, Gavin feels that tug at his heart much more than he expected.

When Lasko and Dear bring home baby twins, Uncle Gavin feels that heart-tug again as they learn to walk, and start walking towards him.

His found family is expanding, growing, and he's so honored to be a part of it. He and Freelancer gush and coo over their niblings, and love them more than anything.

The Crew all stay in Dahlia. It's their home, it's their family. As they age, Gavin and the kids all help out in caring for them. One by one, Gavin says goodbye to his original found family. Eventually, he says goodbye to the love of his life.

But he's never alone. Uncle Gavin is always surrounded by his friends' children. And they live on through them.

Huxley and Damien's daughter has drive, ambition, and the kindest heart. Lasko and Dear's twins have soft voices, generous souls, and a surprisingly subtle mischievous streak.

Eventually, these kids all find partners, friends, and families of their own. And every time, he is introduced as 'Uncle Gavin'.

He's a fixture in all their lives throughout the generations. As people come into the fold, they explain to newcomers that Uncle Gavin always has been and always will be there.

And more often than not, he'll catch glimpses of his first family. Someone will have Damien's laugh or Freelancer's wit, Huxley's empathy or Lasko's intuition, or Dear's sense of humor.

He misses his first found family, his partner, and will for as long as he exists. But surrounded by the legacy of the love they all shared, Uncle Gavin knows that they will always be with him.

[bee-a-menace]

Damien and freelancer

Could also be applied to honey

[dollvre]

I had an idea

[moronkyne]

“Never” Redacted Fandom Vers ✰ ~ !

Never… Ask a Geordi fan abt their ex

Never…Ask a David fan about their experiences with boundaries (Setting AND Acknowledging)

Never…Ask a Guy fan abt their self image

Never…Ask an Asher fan why they neglect their feelings for the sake of others

Never…Ask a Lasko fan about their problems with dependency/independancy

Never…Ask a Sam fan about their family line

Never…Ask a Huxley fan about their true, lasting friendships

Never…Ask a Porter fan about their self isolation and how they start lying to mask

Never…Ask to see a Gavins fans twitter search/liked history (Or do. I can’t deter that.)

Never…Ask a Damien fan about how they remember their bond with a specific one of their parents as a kid versus now

Never…Ask a Camelopardalis fan about their struggles to weigh themselves to earth instead of feeling so many big emotions at once

Never…Ask an Elliott fan about their experiences with the last person they had yearned for

Never…Ask a Vega fan about Caelum. In general. I know that doesn’t fit here but just dont.

Never…Ask a Blake fan about their moralities

lowk afriad to post this, pray for me

[mythallia]

I thought i would share my master doc of all the redacted audios videos that had to be taken off of youtube for anyone that wants it.

[6-atlas-6]

GUESS WHO'S BACK ❗️

Once again, I am not caught up on literally anything. Like I just checked the balance playlist and my jaw literally dropped from how much I haven't listened to, so if any of this is inaccurate, it isn't my fault 😔

🎀Tag list: @capitalisticveins @vilf-lover @xanyiaz @plutobutartsy @morgansplace @kitheking @randomhoneybee @messenger-of-stupidity @samlizdavis @betta-phish @darlin-collins @puffin-smoke @cyc-chilla @themeridian @whensomethingwickedcomesthisway @defnotayonna @pycth @wolfieisacat @shadow-collinss

[dismas-n-dismay]

The DAMN Squad would have to fucking wrestle and take down Freelancer just to force them to Eat a proper meal.

It’s the stupidest shit but Freelancer would be like “I’m in the zone come back later” even though they’ve been working nonstop for hours and they WILL fight back if forced out of their room so it’s just a full 5 v 1, and while you think this would leave freelancer at a disadvantage- it is, in truth, not even fucking enough people to keep them down

[catella-ars]

This was from a Contest-related fashion montage

[aquaintedseagull]

Vega and the damn crew

[essbi24]

things fl does to piss off damien (he actually likes them/finds it funny but pretends not to)

pinches his cheeks and makes noises like they’re having cuteness aggression

ruffles his hair

closing their eyes and making kissy faces at him

stares at him and smiles overly big for extended periods of time (he joins in and stares right back blank faced until it’s basically a staring contest)

takes his food and eats it casually like it’s theirs

stays randomly silent and scratches their head in the middle of conversations when he asks them stuff

airplane spoon when they all eat together (one time he actually accepted it and just to get them back)

puts their arm on his shoulder and poses

acts overly interested and studious (like nodding after every word with their hand under their chin) when he’s talkin about random things with the crew. sometimes when he sees them doing it out the corner of his eye he’ll stop in his tracks and they all bust out laughin

[mushroomerchant]

I’ve been working on some sketches of my D.A.M.N headcanon appearances so I hope you enjoy them :)

[sheawritesstuff]

Redacted Characters' Sleep Attire Headcanons

☆ David - Shirtless with gym shorts

☆ Milo - Tank top and boxers

☆ Asher - Just boxers

☆ Damien - Tank top and shorts

☆ Huxley - Shirtless with pajama pants

☆ Gavin - Nude / Just sweatpants

☆ Lasko - T-shirt and pajama pants

☆ Kody - Hoodie and sweatpants

☆ Sam - Only pajama pants ;]

☆ Vincent - Sweatshirt and pajama pants

☆ Porter - Just briefs

☆ James - Tank top and boxers

☆ Anton - T-shirt, pajama pants, and socks

☆ Marcus - Full matching pajama set, sleep hat included

☆ Hush - Whatever Doc gives him to sleep in

☆ Blake - Pajama shirt and pants that somehow never match

☆ Elliott - Sweatshirt and shorts

☆ Aaron - Tank top and pajama pants

☆ Ollie - Oversized t-shirt and shorts

☆ Ivan - T-shirt and boxers

☆ Guy - Boxers and socks 

☆ Geordi - Graphic tee and briefs

☆ Morgan - Matching pajama set with patterned socks

[davidssangel]

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