#dlh

[sodapanque]

✨Hermes✨ y Odiseo x DLH !!

De cierta forma están recreando la saga de Circe, pero con el ritmo de Pascu y Rodri x)

"Tiene que ayudar a un nieto a volver de su terrible viaje" 🎶

🌿 Inventario de Hermes ⬇

[naamahdarling]

The Schlurper strikes again!

Retained baby behavior like suckling is unbearably cute but Jasper is so BAD at it!

[i-m-snek]

Don't worry, Pharoh got -so- many treats for this. LOL Happy Easter!

[laritamiauu]

Can someone please introduce the English side of the Epic fandom to Destripando la Historia, it would be so fucking funny, also their songs sLLAPPP

Also because bro I literally just unconsciously based a lot of my designs on theirs for some reason, they have been implanted onto my brain

[geekgirles]

As a Spanish-speaker, I am morally obligated to explain this genius visual gag to non-Spanish speakers.

In Spanish, to cheat on your partner and, likewise, to be a cuckold is translated into "poner los cuernos" (literally, "to put the horns (on someone)) and "cornudo/cornuda" ("horned man/woman").

Now, as you can see, save for Lucifer, all his pals/followers are the gods from previous DLH videos (a reference to paganism, most likely), and after being exhiled to Hell, they all sport horns.

Now, who has the biggest horns out of all the characters we see here? That's right:

HERA

The biggest cornuda in the entirety of the Greek/Roman pantheon!

In fact, who has the biggest horns after her, and further supports this theory?

Hephaestus. Whose previous appearances in DLH were precisely to mention how his wife Aphrodite was cheating on him with Ares.

Simply ✨Brilliant✨

[z0-rrit0]

Me gusta mucho el diseño del Zeus de DLH

[pirulated]

What if Loki was secretly the biggest Twink in history

He even has blue skin

[piratespacex]

The Loki pandemic!

The Loki’s featured are :

My Loki

@sigyn-foxyposts Loki

@that-guy-in-the-chiton Loki

@simple-persica Loki

@ryebread-x Loki

@sereonhardware Loki

@amphibifish Loki

@2dlovley Loki

@snakesandstone Loki

DLH Loki

OSP Loki

Maloki Loki

ROR Loki

Smite Loki

Brawlhalla Loki

Dislyte Loki

MCU Loki

TOTG Loki

Valhalla/Peter Madsen Loki

Netflix’s Ragnarok Loki

Kamigami-no-asobi Loki

[intosnarkness]

Sometimes I look at this majestic beastie in my house and I feel sad that many people in the world will never know how good he is.

So soft. So brown. So triangle.

[zafirosreverie]

Their favorite thing about you (DLH)

Ares:

Your eyes.

He loves your eyes, because that's how he met you. You were just one more small human of the thousands who came to ask for his intervention, one more and that's it. At first glance you didn't have anything special and a god shouldn't be attracted to you the way Ares was.

But no other god had seen what he saw in your eyes (or else a war would have been fought on Olympus for you by now). It wasn't just the beautiful color of your orbs, but the way they glowed with intense passion, deep rage, and endless bravery, that finally made the god of war fall for you. Even today, so many years later, Ares loves looking into your eyes, where there is still an intense fire that he knows will never fade.

Athena:

Your curiosity.

The goddess was used to receiving thousands of questions and pleas for help from mortals, who in these more modern days used to come to her only as a kind of living encyclopedia.

But you didn't. In fact, she had never even seen you set foot in her temple before. You were a completely different creature, full of curiosity about all the creation of the world, everything was fascinating to you, and she loved your questions, especially the simple ones, because they didn't come from a need beyond the simple fact of wanting to learn. It was something the world needed, and she was willing to protect you for it.

Arce:

Your patience.

She knew, she was more than aware, that she was not the best partner, especially for a mortal like you. She carried too many wounds, from a time when humanity didn't even exist, wounds that even other immortal beings didn't want to deal with.

But you do. You had opened for her not only the doors of your house, but of your life, you had welcomed her and accompanied her, you had taken care of her and, for the first time in centuries, she thought that perhaps healing was coming her way. Arce didn't want to exhaust you, after all, the wounds of a being like her were too big and heavy for a mortal, but your infinite patience gave her hope that you would at least stay with her for as long as your finite lifetime allowed you.

Demeter:

Your laughter.

She is the goddess of the harvest, she creates life wherever she goes. Strong and imposing trees, flowers more beautiful than the stars, unique and precious plants. But all that, paled and remained small before the perfection that was your laugh.

Demeter loved that sound, he loved the way your eyes and nose crinkled, how you showed your perfect teeth, how your stomach bounced slightly with the force of your joy. It was the sound of life, and she swore to protect it until time took it to infinity and the silence of death replaced it.

Hestia:

Your nose.

Listen, she's a simple goddess, okay? Does she like something? It's hers, period. And that goes for your beautiful and perfect nose too. Don't ask why of all your beautiful face that's her favorite part, just accept that you're going to have a very amused goddess pressing it like a little round button at all hours.

Hestia also loves your brilliance and sense of humor, which usually helps enhance her blackmailing pranks on the other gods, but that's another story.

Hades:

Your hands.

Hades loved your hands, not just because of how beautiful they were or how soft your skin was, but because of everything they represented to him. He was the god of death, he was used to ending things, destroying them, reducing them to nothing. But you? you created, you used your hands to bring new objects and ideas to life, you were the opposite of him and that never ceased to amaze him.

He loved your touches too, of course. He was used to the tedious humid heat of the underworld, the kind that is terribly unbearable, that makes you sweat and your clothes stick to your body. But you had shown him another kind of warmth, a soft and gentle one, that ran through his body like a calm light every time you caressed his cheek or took his hand.

Despena:

Your kindness.

It is not a secret to anyone that the goddess tended to be reserved and quiet, like a shadow that no one spoke to if it was not necessary. That is why she appreciated your warm and compassionate heart. She loved to see you interact with other beings, because your words, your gestures and movements were always charged with a deep love and respect for life.

After centuries of living in her sister's shadow, of being ignored by her mother no matter how hard she tried to be the best supporting goddess for her, Despena appreciated your kindness knocking on her door, showing her that she didn't need to be better than anyone, just be the best version of herself.

Hermes:

Your calmness.

As the herald of the gods and the fastest god on Olympus, Hermes was used to a hectic, fast-paced life with chaos always following him wherever he went. That's why it was a huge surprise to everyone when he introduced you as his partner, because you were the complete opposite of him.

However, it took Apollo and Athena only a couple of minutes to realize why Hermes loved you so much. You were perfect for him, precisely because you balanced him, because in the midst of all his chaos, you were always standing there, ready to be the immovable pillar, the security and stability that he needed so much. It didn't matter if you treated him like a little boy from time to time, he loved it.

Hecate:

Your hair.

It might sound simple and almost comical right? That the goddess of magic, someone who could create absolutely anything with the snap of her fingers, would be so fascinated by something as simple and vain as mortal hair.

But it was precisely that simplicity that drew her. Hecate was aware of the wonders she could do and why mortals came to her daily, but that you let her play with your hair allowed her to anchor herself to the world, to the fact that she could be more than magic, that's why she loved so much spending hours brushing it while you worked your own magic on her, the simple one that only required a smile and a cup of tea.

Hela:

Your vitality.

She was used to the cold of Helheim, to the thousands of lamentations of the souls in pain and to the feeling of loneliness that always nestled in her chest. That's why she loved so much when you went to visit her.

You were always smiling, you were always happy, your voice traveled to the last corner of the gloomy place and your presence seemed to radiate a warm and comforting light, the souls seemed serene and almost happy while they played with you. You were life itself arriving at the place of death, and Hela loved you for it, enough to push the fear of the day that light went out to the back of her mind.

[schibi12]

Greek Gods being desgined as colorful rainbow people my beloved

[hellonnoj]

I want to thank you for unintentionally introducing me to Destripando la Historia. I'm trying to learn Spanish and from the videos I've watched I can tell I'm going to enjoy using it to help push myself to keep learning.

OMGOMG JOYOUS OCCASION I'M SO HAPPY I GOT YOU INTO THEM HAVE A DLH ATHENA IN THE HADES ATHENA OUTFIT BC I'M CHEERING

[naamahdarling]

Good morning!

The Jeebers are getting bigger. Look how handsome Jasper is! Look at his little curly ear! Look at Juniper's little pink nose! Look at her ear tufts! How lovely they are. How truly wonderful.

I can't believe how good they are. (Good for a value of good that includes doing things you shouldn't.)

[i-m-snek]

Happy Halloween from his Highness Pharoh! :P Only after I ordered this costume did I realize I should have gotten him a Pharaoh costume -.- lmao

[catlove9921]

Ns q hice xd

Este tweet me dió la idea

[geekgirles]

Gotta love Pascu and Rodri's dedication to making multiple pop culture shout-outs per video. Especially when I get the reference 🤣🤣🤣