#doa bsd incorrect quotes

[atossofthedice]

Nikolai: What is it called when you kill a friend!! :D Fyodor: Homicide. Sigma: Murder...? Dazai: You idiots, it's called Homiecide.

[simpingforanimesallmylife]

bsd incorrect quote#1

nikolai: sapnu puaS. fyodor: What?? sigma: What language is that. nikolai: Turn your phone 180 degrees. nikolai was removed from the groupchat

[star-dot-net]

me, imitating sigma: “I step on him [Fyodor] because i’m dating his boyfriend.”

[forthetaintedmemes]

Nikolai: Kiss my dice. That's a casino thing right? For good luck? Awww you're like our little lucky charm!

Sigma: Your face is going to kiss the floor if you ever call me that again and you're supposed to blow them.

Nikolai: Kinky.

Sigma: You have five seconds to run. Four. Three-

[chuuyaxsupremacy9]

Nikolai: must be hard not being able to laugh

Sigma: I do have a sense of humor you know

Nikolai: I've never seen you smile

Sigma: I have never heard you say anything funny

[falsebsd]

Fyodor: *yawns* Nikolai: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Fyodor: Then you must be exhuasted. Fukuchi: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

[glitterkuromi]

[nastyaex]

[chuuyas--boo]

Nikolai: Excuse me everyone; SEX!!

Nikolai: Now that I have your attention...

Sigma: You don't have our attention.

Nikolai: MONEY!!

Sigma: I'm listening.

Dazai: you had me at "sex"

Nikolai: Pervert

Fyodor: you have our attention just by screaming anything.

Nikolai: that's good to know— AAAAA

[tinglyalloy]

Nikolai: Sigma won’t wake up, what do I do? Fyodor: Did you try kicking him? Nikolai: Yes. Fyodor: I’m out of ideas.

[atossofthedice]

Sigma: This bloodline ends with me. Nikolai: Oooh! That's the fanciest way I've ever heard someone say "I'm gay"! Fyodor: Should I be taking notes?

[tecchous-thicc-buttocks]

Nikolai: Fyodor is playing hard to get. Nikolai: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[boombboi]

Nikolai: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Fyodor: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

[kikizoshi]

Nikolai: When someone is overly self-centred or self-aggrandising, I like to call them by a mildly degrading yet indisputable nickname to help them understand they're not so extraordinary.

Fyodor: What a wonderful idea.

Nikolai: Thanks!

Fyodor: You're welcome, Mr Nose.

Source

[ramblingsbymoonlight]

Nikolai, popping up out of nowhere: What’s up guys? I’m back. Sigma: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Nikolai: Death is a social construct.

[incorrecthuntingdogs]

Fukuchi: We don't kill people!

Jouno: I think you mean you don't kill people.

Fukuchi: No. We don't.

Jouno: Ohh, look at Mr. Bigshot over here, telling me who I can and can't kill.