#does a split

[thisdudedoesntexist]

I had a fic idea but don't know where to go with it, so if you want to expand on anything feel free.

So, Danny's finally an adult who's off to college at Gotham (the STEM there is crazy for how many supervillains have doctorates). Since Vlad actually took the time to heal and grow past his issues and turned into the crazy Bi uncle he was supposed to be, Danny's got his college paid for.

In the form of $50,000 and an kinda ok motel near the upper west side.

He tried asking his former nemesis why he's done this but Vlad just told him it's so he has some "pocket change and experience".

Danny's been spending the past few weeks aceing his his STEM middling at literature and upgrading the motel into something actually decent.

His business seem to be attracting the strangest living too. That's saying something since he's got ghostly and living guests. Danny knew this place was cursed but still feels surprised every time they show up.

1st: A nice lesbian couple came on the first night cause one with green-ish skin named Pam according to the pale lady named Harley felt the vegetation get really excited when he came. He had about an hour of questioning on Ectology and who Undergrowth was.

2nd: A 10ft tall crocodile man named Waylon came in cause of Harley's recommendation, he looked like he'd run any moment. That night he made sure his staff wouldn't mistreat people like him and by the time croc left there was a glowing sign by the door about how different guests are to be treated with respect no matter how they look.

3rd: THE Red hood showed up asking about a kid who worked there. Her name's Zoe and when her parents reaction to their kid being trans was to kick her out of the house at 17. She biked to the motel to get some rest before catching the bus out of Gotham, got a job checking people in instead and has since found an actual family with the help of Amorpho a social worker Danny met a few years ago.

4th: the most recent event was when Gotham's play boy prince and his cousin Kate Kane stumbled in during his shift at the front desk. Mr. Wayne was pretending extremely well to be drunk while his cousin was wrangling him awkwardly. If Danny didn't have super senses he wouldn't have noticed he was acting, or the tracker added to his cuff when he was semi-forced to shake "Bruce, just Bruce. Everyone's always so stiff." Hand. The tracker had little legs and crawled under his shirt, creepy and fascinating.

[chaoticace2005]

I present to you: my dumbass thoughts before I take a nap

[superbat-lmao]

Doctor Damian sitting in on League post-mission wrap ups. He reports on injuries and puts together medical briefings.

He summarizes injury types and puts together patterns to make recommendations. He issues remedial trainings for anyone incurring the same injury type within a specific time frame because they’re either aggravating an injury that hasn’t healed or continue to make the mistake that caused it in the first place.

He conducts routine medical screenings for League members and their families. He puts together mandatory physical therapy regimens for heroes within different age groups to either protect mobility they haven’t lost yet or maintain their current mobility.

New heroes learn quickly that he can’t be lied to about anything. He will also critique your form, recommend other people for you to work with, and talk to the original League members about you.

He coordinates disaster relief teams and trainings. Advanced first aid. He interrupted Batman in a meeting to correct him about HIPPA guidelines.

He’s the only one who can override the Founders active duty status and put them on leave.

[hazard-c-horror]

Concept I really hope gets explored in canon

Ruin gets split!

Right now the idea is that once Nexus doesn’t need Ruin anymore, Dark Sun decides to use him. More specifically Ruin’s Moon. (Bc I still believe he’s just stealing knowledge.)

The Sun part gets left behind/technically not really idk. (I believe Dark Sun has a secret small soft spot for suns) And he’s stays there until���

The October take over! Mid way though Solar get through to Nexus, and Nexus realizes that Dark Sun was going to betray him. So they work together to defeat Dark Sun

On the way they find Ruin Sun

read Right to Left

And that’s all I have. Don’t expect me to expand on this. I’ll probably just do random scenario doodles, idk

[licorishh]

no way she's alive ?? yea those mental health breaks because social media makes people suck are wild huh

[methoughtsphantom]

Jason “my family doesn’t know im alive” Todd and Danny “my family doesn’t know I’m dead” Fenton going alongside each of their plans my beloved. like Danny will absolutely go head-to-head with all of Gotham to support his new best friend on all his crime lord endeavors while he drags Jason to also attend collage with him. They are roommates and there never seems to a mention of family from either side. It’s an unspoken understanding they have. They met because Crime alley as a ghost lair thrummed with so much loneliness, it was at first the perfect place for Danny to hide his ecto signature in. But then he saw the dumbass whose lair it was lean his motorcycle just a tad too much when making a sharp turn to an alley, he sweeped the floor through a lifted chain link that passed his body but not his helmet. Yep that’s right the red thing got stuck. Danny who at the moment happened to be watching through his window snorted. Much to his horror because if not a ghost that dude could’ve gotten his head flung off.

Still, the scene was ridiculous.

On a whim he irrationally sees the police closing in on the guy and panicked at the thought of the guy using intangibility to free himself so Danny phased them both through his apartment wall and left the guy sprawled in his couch. Jason didn’t freak out but that’s normal when one’s got a concussion, one the guy immediately denied having as Danny laid out the medical supplies. The idiot proceeded to almost flatten four steps to the door with his stubbornness. He also said “I’m asexual” in the most deadpan voice as Danny dropped him back in the couch.

Danny sighed. Clearly though, he’d done so too early in the night because the guy kept trying to go, kept trying to knock Danny out, kept trying to slash him with knifes Danny didn’t know he had stashed. He’d only disarmed the guy from his guns. The visible ones apparently, cause at one point the guy did take out a gun and shoot until the ammo ran out and then teetered the thing like it was an art prop and hit his moon lamp.

Danny "yeah you aren’t officially my friend until you’ve tried to kill me" fenton my guys.

Anyways both keep having the same argument over if Danny technically kidnapped Jason or not. Danny holds the fact that the police at least didn’t see the guy make the ridicule. Jason argued that happened cause he was sporting a concussion. Danny argued he got that after.

Jason at first thinks the guy's a meta, but no. Danny introduces himself, sheepily now that he recognizes this is who the lair he invaded is from. He bandages him and tries to cook for him. If Danny didn’t have ice powers he most certainly would’ve burned the apartment. Jason then proceeds to kick him out of his own kitchen and make them both enchiladas. It’s the most normal both had in a while with another person and the air seems oddly settled. From then on, Jason constantly invited himself over, under the pretense that this was his territory and therefore he could drop in unannounced. Danny who has actual powers says he only allows this because Jason cooks very well.

Danny stays away from the crime fighting business unless his buddy is in deep shit he can’t get himself out. Also it’s Danny’s turn to cover for his vigilante friend which Sam and Tucker give him so much shit for. (but also advice)

And they were roommates. (omg) Danny effectively derails Jason’s big comeback plans by casually dropping ghost lore every two days. Like,

Jason, talking about how he doesn’t want Bats snooping on his territory:

Danny: Just don’t let them in

Jason: ??

Danny: yeah!! Hasn’t Batman died and got revived??? You can totally kick out death touched people you don’t want entering on your lair.

Jason: …I can?

Danny: Yep dude, your lair’s supposed to feel safe.

Jason: wait does that mean I can kick you out?

Danny: First this is my apartment. Second, im dead, not dead touched. Third, it’s too late to get rid of me. bitch.

Anyways Jason is super excited. You mean to tell him he can actually deny people over to his territory haunt?? (Yes it’s only to people who have died and came back but still!! The sample size is exactly the type of people he doesn’t want to see—!)

Joker my beloathed can’t step foot in Crime Alley.

(Jason’d feel a lot safer if the clown was dead but the possibility of his murderer turning into a ghost and their little loophole not applying on the clown is too scary to contemplate.)

Anyways, Jason loves experimenting with the power. It can go from simply making people shudder and not want to enter crime Alley to straight up not letting them enter like there’s an invisible wall blocking the way.

Jason because he’s hurt that Bruce never even patrols Crime Alley and also because he’s petty put B under the category of “invisible wall” blacklist. His reasoning is that the man doesn’t even attempt to enter Crime Alley. To him it’s surely just a place shadowed in tragedy. (anyways that’s it’s the place he met Jason)

Ironically, Jason totally forgets that Batman does venture into Crime Alley one day in the whole year. The day he met Jason.

Okay. He didn’t forget at first. The first year Jason remembers cause it was only a few months till then but then the next— Jason forgets that today’s the anniversary of the day’s Bruce’s parents died. He forgets to allow B in when he feels a slight tug and dismiss the feeling that prompts Bruce to investigate because he literally can’t enter Crime Alley. He starts the trialsTM, he scouts on the very edge and sees people the whole day enter and get out and cross with no problem but Bruce can’t.

It’s literally just Bruce.

Time to call Constantine, i guess.

[ricgraysonmemorial]

young justice core four but we keep them as a bunch of stupid kids doing goofy things. Like tim is completely seeing his friends half way across the battlefield and screaming some stupid song to get cassie's attention, suddenly she's picking him up and throwing him into a robot that he breaks w his bo staff Leaving their respective families looking so confused as he jumps off and has a few lines of in-jokes with her.

this does not stop until every single one of them are grouped together, all of them chanting a song together while they're literally sweeping their section of the field. No one has seen any of them smile that big in weeks.

[pastelaeqy]

i'm over making human designs for non human characters. What if they were sick dragons.

orange clearly still a WIP but look he's so polite.

[hildryn]

All appearances of TAASH in Dragon Age: The Veilguard video promos

[shangsclaws]

u ever been so gay that u just start walking in sync with ur gay lover as u scoff at another gay man suffering on the floor

[cabinette]

joims

[blueprxde]

Listen, I know I've been very insistent about Mothman Doof but I really need you to understand the position he's in this scene

MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, HE'S SEDUCING ME

[reunitedinterlude]

manifesting

[unnamednarrator]

i like to imagine peeta going around exclusively introducing himself like “hi, i’m katniss’ husband” once they’ve had their toasting even though they are equally recognisable to every single person in panem

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Transcript:

It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing the machine can't fix.

Audio source

[egophiliac]

he's coming

I'M NOT READY