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666thtoolofhell · 2 months ago

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random person: [talks shit about langdon]

mel:

1. [is unamused/bothered/irked and it shows]

2. [leaves]

3. [strongly disagrees/makes factual and valid argument against]

4. [doubts the seriousness and proceeds to question the absurdity of the statement]

5. [thinks she must've heard wrong, surely]

6. [gets sad/hurt about it]

7. [ignores the complete and utter nonsense just spouted]

8. [hides]

9. [uses escapism to deal with the upsetting occurrence/dissociates]

10. [seeks comfort directly from the source]

ppl who love mel but hate langdon honestly baffle me. like?? even outside of all the shipping stuff he’s still her work bestie. her special little guy. her silly rabbit, even

#kingdon #if youre gonna 🤬🗯️ her soulmate to her face at least be aware shes proficient with a scalpel io drills 💉 and all sorts of ⚒️#such as defibrillators staple 🔫 needles and 🧵 ✂️ forceps intubation kits and the like #she can whirl her 🩺 about like a lasso or use it as a whip #she knows how to inflict maximum damage with bedpans 🌡️ 👅 depressors and the administration of carefully selected 💊#(she also can and will strap you to a 🛏️ and drain some of your 🩸 to calm you ⬇️ if need be do not test her)#mel believes people should 🤔💬 better before they 🗣️ ill of others and remember to always try to be respectful and polite #specially when it comes to the ones she holds dear to her and cares about the most #(i need to 👀 protective/💢😡 on behalf of another mel on the 🖥️ with my own two 👁️👁️ pitt gods 🥺🙏🏻 deliver)#just dont mess with her husky seriously even the most good tempered 🐶 owners can get 🤪🔪 about their mutts [source: me a 🐕 owner]#how can anyone seriously 🫤👎🏻 langdon? or any of the characters really. couldnt be me.#i 💓 them all so much. too much even. i should maybe chill a little.#and if one does indeed hate our local court jester how would one even enjoy his relationship no matter what kind with our beloved princess?#does. not. compute.#regardless theyre a 📦 deal already do not separate can only be sold as a pair et cetera #👩🏼‍⚕️🤝🏻🧑🏻‍⚕️#j’s thoughts

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captainsaltypear · 2 years ago

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IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME????????#WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD???????#GURL??????????#DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

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azyimnothere · 23 days ago

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Mac the computer you are💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

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Bouta lap that coolant like it's an ice cream sundae

#how does one tag #digital art #digital fanart #artists on tumblr #my back officially killed me i can't #my art #mac the computer #date everything mac #date everything #mac date everything #date everything game #mac #date everything fanart

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pigswithwings · 5 months ago

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companion pieces about connection

#pig does art #eyestrain #objectum #objectum art #the second one moreso. i like writing 🫶 hope its somewhat clear #trying to emulate older advertisement since i already have the factory pomo vibes down #so the second one is purposefully like those semi-flirty ads trying to convince you to Buy Computer!#except what im selling is being gay for objects lmfao #pigs personal faves

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pinkd3mon · 6 months ago

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This is what happens inside the buddy towers while they wait for Kirby, me thinks

Based on this post I made about Dedede watching TV and this amazing tag someone reblogged it with

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floorbeastie · 5 months ago

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Administrator privilege revoked.

you can't convince me Colin wasn't bashing Freddie's servers in with a crowbar while in his pjs, it was like four am

#cough the implications of there being no blood in the server room is insane #even his hand was pristine #how.#how does a computer dismember a it guy?#with wires ofc!!#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp fanart #tmagp 31 #tmagp spoilers #colin becher #colin tmagp #tma #cw blood #floors scribbles #my art #sal dont look

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zivazivc · 2 years ago

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I feel like I have some of the most random headcanons. but I am lowkey obsessed with the fact that John Dory is so much older than Branch that he potentially could have dated their friends'/peers' parents, and/or anything else funny and possibly entertaining that the large age difference entails lmaokskssbcdsbcjdh

edit: part two

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fluffyartbl0g · 1 year ago

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Yes, they are all housemates or roommates (except for Vivi who's discord calling in another country RIP)

Part 2

#modern au #sanuso #usosan #stardew valley #one piece #op fanart #usopp #sanji #nefertari vivi #tony tony chopper #nico robin #luffy and zoro actually room together- usopp is only gaming on zoros computer because he wanted 2 keep it all a secret XD #cant do that while gaming right next to the man in question o _ o #Usopps computer is way better than zoros computer (cause usopp is an epic GAMER and not a filthy CASUAL)#so Zoro was totally down to switch with usopp (hes playing overwatch with every1 else rn)#that does unfortunately mean that he has to game next to the shit cook though XD

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phagon · 4 months ago

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hey!! just popping in to remind you that these pics are of the same person

#does anyone else have trouble computing this #d #daniel howell #dan and phil #phan #i’m attracted to both so hard #saw this pic of like 2011ish dan on my dash today and was like #who #is that #but also #that’s baby #?#yeah

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keferon · 10 months ago

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It took me a while to read chapter 70 of Mistakes on mistakes until because I can't just. Youknow. read it. I have to be a total maniac and sketch everything I like as I read, so this whole chapter took me an absurd amount of time ahahaha