#doesnt even have to be a qna

[sunny-knight]

Hyperfixations persists…

Im genuinely convinced id still think about them/Caine while i’m in an ambulance being rushed to the emergency room

HOW ELSE AM I GONNA DISTRACT MYSELF???

Im losing my mind cause I have 2 amv ideas that im equally as enthused about- i gotta pick one or the other

also ive made several amvs now so the bar is WAY HIGHER but my skills are still fairly low WE GOTTA COOK WITH THIS ONE 😭 I wont give any context cause im tryna be as quiet about it as possible (unless you read the “keep readings” hehe looky you, youre in the cool kids zone) BUT HERES A SCREENSHOT!!! also this doodle looked really funny so take that

…..if you know you know.

[dykedvonte]

One of my mutuals opinions is the "bro code" thing, that Curly is one of those guys who wouldn't care about the victim because the perpetrator is his friend and I'm really banging my head on the wall like that other anon. I've only played through the game once but Curly's behaviour/reactions etc read completely different from the "bro code" thing and I have to wonder if my mutual and I even played the same game.. like the constant digs at him from Jimmy, his body language in his face reveal and so on like you mentioned in your post. While this game is a little different obviously, it kind of reminded of a point in Alice Madness Returns that makes it very clear that Alice's pain blinded her to the abuse of the other children and her failure to act earlier because of it. Curly is guilty of a similar inaction but it doesn't change the fact he was a victim of Jimmy too. I don't think I can look at it any other way because both of these games have really stuck with me.

I genuinely think it really is the idea that people want a simple easy to blame problem and the idea that the only relatable victims of abuse are those that "surpass" it or do a lot to help others. When it comes to victims, especially those that don't fit the typical demographics, who either accidently perpetuate it, enable it or aren't ideal in some way shape or form, people jump to ignore what they went through as it's easier than dealing with those conflicting sentiments.

The bro-code conversation in Mouthwashing stems from a concept I generally dislike that there had to be something about Curly that made him meet or keep being friends with someone like Jimmy. I think people genuinely underestimate how many like decent and good people just know an asshole or are friends with someone who is really bad outside of their view/established dynamics. The game makes it clear none of the inaction against Jimmy is because of a lack of care, it is a lack of understanding from the privaleged postions they have as men to not have to worry about what Anya does/went through and the type of extremes men like Jimmy will go through to cover it up. They are all too preoccupied in their own strifes.

Another thing I see being oversaturated the idea that you have to be a freak, misanthrope or have a disorder to do the thing Jimmy does. The game is an escalation, it's a spiral that I don't see people comment on that Jimmy was not likely having the mood swings and episodes of rage/frustration we were seeing in the game. This is after they all start experiencing the worst moments in their lives that he got THAT openly bad. Of course, this is just my interpretation but much like in real life, people that go to extremes like that usually live mundane lives. It's a pressure cooker affect to where the stress made them pop. It's self inflicted but still the case.

I really think people need to be more willing to acknowledge that not everything needs to be an extreme or in black and white or easy to understand. It doesn't need to be happy or have an answer or solution, especially in the cases where the abused sadly helps perpetuate what they experience. It's not he should've known better from experience or shouldn't he have known what could've happened because victims tend to not like to think in matters of the worst. Not to mention, especially in cases of abuse where it feels so personally directed that you don't expect to happen to someone else.

[ultimateloserboy]

duck and red guy are not good people.

ive probably said this a million times already but friendly reminder that they’re incredibly grey. they ruin their own lives just as much as the house does it for them, not to mention how theyre responsible for most of the turmoil in yellows life. duck especially loves with his entire heart, but that doesnt stop him from being a piece of shit.

a lot of you watch the series with this idea that the main three are poor innocent babies trapped and helpless when actually, if there was anywhere else to go (which its implied there isnt) red and duck would never fuckin get there because theyre too selfish and stupid to make it.

becky and joe said themselves in a QnA that yellow made it up the stairs alone because red and duck are just too cynical and selfish to ever make it anywhere. the second yellow started heading down the stairs it was over for him, because red and duck will NEVER listen. they want answers but are too stubborn to ever receive them. The house could be unlocked completely and theyd keep themselves there

Not to mention how they treat each other. they either enable each others shitty behavior, or give up on trying to stop each other. red starts to get onto duck for his behavior towards yellow, but then he joins in to make fun of him multiple times. because he doesnt actually care that much, and that apathy can make him cruel

i think a lot of you forget that even as they are normally, even on the regular floor— not even being bigger boys— they DROWNED THEIR FUCKING CAT!!!!!!!!

and they did it together, is what gets me. theyre codependent. theyre all the other really has, the only other adult really to talk to. they completely disagree on everything, having the opposite worldview of each other which causes them to argue constantly— but theyre all the other has. the only one as shitty as themself. they get stuck with each other in the bigger rooms. growing grotesque together, ruining themselves TOGETHER. they get farther apart. they speak to each other less. they torture smaller things for entertainment rather than talking with each other— but theyre still stuck together. glued to each others hip until the world stops spinning, but always being too cowardly and stubborn to be kind to one another and let themselves be happy together.

even when they reach clarity, or they hit an arc that makes them better people— theyll just forget tomorrow, and go right back to being terrible.

theyre not helpless. sure theyre victims, but not perfect ones— and they themselves have victims of their own

and dont even get me started on the mischaracterization of red in this fandom. YES hes just as bad as duck!!! hes not a fucking baby hes a grown ass man!!! he says the same shit as duck all of the time and yall see it differently cuz his voice is nicer to hear or he says it quieter. and may i add— he can be socially awkward and still an asshole. he can be neurodivergent and still an asshole. it doesnt cancel out, you dont have to pick one or the other.

yall take everything interesting out of these characters so you can make them sexymen but to me the sexiest part is the nuance of the character. duck and red are assholes but that doesnt make them unlikable, the show itself proves that. theyre incredibly likeable but still do terrible shit, and yall forget BECAUSE of how likeable they are.

this isnt meant to be some post to make you think theyre bad people that you should hate because thats bullshit. theyre not good people but theyre not overall bad people either. their actions are terrible but at the end of the day they can and have been better, even if only temporarily. there is a part of them that could easily fit into a happy family— a part of them that can heal each other instead of hurt each other. but unfortunately thats the part thats always erased

[therealplaguedoctor]

Never do a shoey.

Daniel Riccardo x Podcast.host!reader

Summary- classic case of he fell first and also fell harder. So y/n is a popular podcast host known for interviewing/having really famous people on her podcast. She was reached out to by mclarens media team to have their two drivers on the podcast. The episode did really well and mclaren invited Y/n to join them that weekend for the Miami Grand Prix! Where she meets a fan of hers that she just so happens to be a fan of... what will happen? Will they get together for just the podcast? Or will there be more?

Warnings- suggestive implications, mention of 'love' marks/bites, alcohol

Stupid warnings- reader is in Florida (surprising i know), author is a dumbass and pretends she knows shit(she doesnt), American spelling, I never spell check, also has refs to some of my twt moots 🫶

F/c- various people on pintrest

A/n- So I had this idea for a minute but I didn't know who to do it with so I had my moots on Twitter help me (hi guys!!) So thank them for the DR3 fic!! (Also i got lazy with texts dont mind it) And as always: sorry if it's ooc and I hate everything I write lol

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Y/n L/n a name that quickly rose to fame. She started to become famous on tiktok due to her 'face time' series. Talking about events in her life but acting as if the audience was a friend she was on face time with.

Y/n is known for her impressive conversation skills. She can hold and carry a conversation like it's breathing for her.

She had created a podcast as she rose to fame originally named 'facetime' which was scrapped after legal reasons. She changed the name to 'celeb seats' as she was able to secure an interview with YouTube and tiktok influencer 'Kallmekris'. She was able to continue this trend with having a celebrity on her podcast almost every episode-

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You closed the tab. They had just posted an article about you! You're a new type of famous now, the article was just a get to know you article. It was pretty accurate actually. It talked a bit how you rose to fame, then it talked about how you claimed that fame with your podcast 'celeb seats'.

The podcast you hosted was normally just you and one other guest, only a few times it was just you. Your guests were all celebrities, some more famous than others, some more liked than others.

But there is one main reason on why people enjoy your podcast: you're still a person. You don't act like your famous (whatever that means) and you prioritize your guest comfort over content. The main example is when you had YouTuber Markiplier on and had cut a large portion of it out. Him later talking on it saying something along the lines of 'she told me that she's going to cut that convo out. Cause I mentioned that I was iffy on people seeing it. She didn't ask she just said she was going to when I said I was iffy on it'. Him being a largely trusted person boosted your character and your popularity which widened your audience.

You were able to interview people from almost everywalk of life. Politics, actors, youtubers, streamers, tiktokers, voice actors, and even singers!

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Y.n: great to have you on @/billie.eilish !! This episode of the Celeb Seats Podcast will be posted next week on Wednesday!

User1 OMG GURL HOW

User2 WHY CANT IT BE WEDNESDAY ALREADY

User3 I still can't believe that she has Billie's number

User4 WHAT

User3 It's in episode 12 she mentions it, it was her first QnA episode with the q: who's the most famous person on your phone!

User4 IMMA GO REWATCH THAT HOW COULD I MISS IT

Billie.eilish: thank you for having me it was a blast

Y.n 🫶🫶🫶

User5 I love them sm

danielricciardo oooo can't wait!

User6 WHAT DANIEL HUH?

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You see the verified name pop up in your notifications. Clicking on the profile, daniel ricciardo, the name seems familiar, you then read a little: formula one driver. Huh, it was currently Saturday night. There was a race tomorrow you decided to give it a watch setting an alarm to wake you up for the race, you put down your phone and eventually drift off to sleep.

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Daniel arrived early the next day at the paddock signing a few things and walking in, with his classic smile on.

He stepped up in front of the camera as the truck drove around the track for the drivers parade.

"Hello Daniel Riccardo" the journalist greeted

"Hey" he smiled

"So today is a big race today" she said "your home race and all"

"Yeah, it's always exciting you know?" He chuckled waving to the crowd

"Of course" she smiled "well we actually only have a quick question for you today: I'm sure you've seen it but people are surprised you listen to the Celeb Seats Podcast. Care to add anything?"

"Oh yeah" he smiled "I've listen to that podcast I think since the first episode it's actually really entertaining. And I think Y/n is a great host and I'd love to be on it"

"Alright thank you Daniel" she said as he stepped off to the side. As Oscar was next to get interviewed

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Your alarmed blaried in your ear. Turning it off you sat up and made your way to your living room and turned on the TV turning it to the EPSN channel. As you started making some coffee.

You sat on the couch as the race started sipping your coffee. You had to google some terms after they were said causing you to miss some overtakes. As the race wrapped up you turned off the TV and quickly went to YouTube and searched: formula 1 explained. Adding a few videos to a watch later playlist.

You quickly made yourself some breakfast before making your way to your office and settling down to start editing a video as well as finish the next episode of the podcast.

Deciding to take a break from editing you check your business email. Deleting the spam emails as well as the ones that were definitely scams. Before you glanced over a familiar orange logo you saw earlier that day. You clicked on the email:

Hello Y/n L/n

We hope this email finds you well. We have seen you podcast called "Celeb Seats" and we would love it if you were able to host our two drivers: Lando Norris and Oscar Piastri. We know you're located out of Florida and we have a Grand Prix later this year (may 3-5) in Miami. We would love to be able to invite you actually!

Sincerely, the Mclaren media team.

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You quickly typed out your own email that basically amounted to:

I would love too be able to host them! Thank you for the invite I accept!

After a few messages back and forth you were able to set a date to record with enough time so you could edit and post it before the grand prix.

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You were adjusting the angle of one of the cameras as you heard a knock at the studio doors.

As you settled down after adjusting the mics in front of them.

"Okay," you said "Welcome to the Celeb Seats Podcast I'm your host Y/n. And today we are actually joined by two people" you motioned over to them "both formula one drivers for mclaren, Lando Norris" you motioned to him "and Oscar Piastri" you then motioned to him.

"Hey" Lando said

"Hello" Oscar smiled

"Okay so this is actually the first episode with two guests so let's see how it goes" you chuckled

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After calming down from laughing "okay okay we" Lando motioned between him and Oscar "have a question for you"

"Shoot" you smiled

"Well you did mention earlier that you watch a little bit of formula one" he said as you nodded "well who is your favorite driver?"

"That's tough" you said "well hmm, I'd want to say Logan cause he's you know he's American" you chuckled "but I'd have to go with the other aussie, Daniel Riccardo. Sorry Oscar" you chuckled

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Y.n: Guess what! I know I normally post as soon as the episode is recorded but I had to wait to post this 🫣. But I had both mclaren formula one drivers on my podcast! @/LandoNorris and @/OscarPiastri, thank you for joining me!! This episode will be out tomorrow before media day!!

User7 HOW

User8 SHE ALWAYS GETS EVERYONE ON

Mclaren Thank you for taking care of our boys 🙌

Y.n it's no problem!! They were entertaining to say the least!

User9 I LOVE HER SM

LandoNorris Thanks for having us!!

Y.n it was great to have yall on!!

OscarPiastri Best interviewer ever!!

Y.n you just wanna become my favorite driver?

OscarPiastri ...maybe

Y.n dw Osc you'll always be in front of Lando

LandoNorris WHY AM I CATCHING STRAYS

User10 I love the bickering

User11 they are all siblings your honor

User12 wait...

User12 WDYM HER FAV DRIVER SHE WATCHS F1???

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Daniel was happy about another podcast episode dropping he put it on and started his work out. He was taking a break when he almost choked on his water. He was your favorite driver.

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You were walking through the paddock making your way back to mclaren hospitality with Lando. You two walked side by side before Lando tapped your shoulder and said:

"Hey let me introduce you to some of the other drivers" Lando smiled innocently. There was nothing innocent about that smile.

"Hey Daniel" Lando waved to a man you recognized, Daniel Ricciardo, your favorite driver. Oh fuck you Lando you thought to yourself. Lando then motioned at you "This is Y/n L/n she's a guest for Mclaren this weekend" Daniel looks over at you, fuck he's kinda hot. "And y/n, this is Daniel-"

"-Riccardo yes I know Lando" you chuckled

"Wow I was just trying to be nice and introduce you two" he huffed, you just rolled your eyes and turned your attention to the tall Australian.

"Nice to meet you" you smiled "I don't know if you watch my podcast but I mentioned that you're my favorite driver"

He nodded quickly "yeah I'm actually a big fan of you podcast" he smiled "I've been watching it since episode 1"

"Wait that long?" You asked a bit shocked that he watches it

He smiled "yeah!" He said "I was actually listening to the most recent episode while working out and I almost choked on my water when you said I was your favorite" he said scratching the back of his head a little bit embarrassed

You laughed, he smiled.

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Media day by passed way to fast. You wished you could spend more time with Daniel but he had practice the following days so sadly you couldn't.

Sunday

The race had began. Each lap passed the next one faster than the last. Next thing you knew you were celebrating with his team in the garage. Lando had just won the Miami grand prix, his first race win.

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Y.n thank you for the invite mclaren 🙌. Can't belive I was there to celebrate this first win for @/LandoNorris congrats man, you deserved this!!

User13 ONE OF US ONE OF US

User14 NEW F1 INFLUENCER

Mclaren you were great company!! We'd love to have you again

Y.n stopp I'm blushing 🤭🤭

Mclaren 🧡🧡🧡

Y.n 💙💙💙

User15 mclaren admin and Y.n flirting was NOT on my 2024 bingo card

AlphaTauri You should visit our garage..

Y.n is that an invitation 🤭

AlphaTauri ...maybe 👀

User16 ARE WE GONNA IGNORE THE LAST PICTURE

Y.n yes

User16 OMG HIIIII

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Lando had invited you out. In Miami. After his first win. You should have known how wasted youd get, too say the least. You and a small group of his friends went club hoping. The night was fuzzy, but everyone in that group drank their weight in alcohol and then some....

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You woke up with a killer headache making you remember the highlights of last night: the dancing, the clubs, and the fucking alcohol.

The room was plastered in darkness which you thanked the blackout curtains you invested in. You went to get up but couldn't. You were held down by something around your waist. Or someone.

The arms that were wrapped around your waist were strong. You tried to escape them again, which just made them tight around you and the man next to you burry his face in your back.

You thanked God that you were clothed, thankfully in your own pants but the shirt was definitely not yours.

The man let out a groan as he moved, you froze before closing your eyes and pretending to sleep. The grip around your waist loosened as you feel the man move slightly. Based on the movement he was on his back. He began to move again sitting up, you felt his body heat leave which left you a little colder.

You moved slightly as being frozen there was a bit uncomfortable. This movement in turn caused him to freeze:

"Did I wake you?" A familiar voice asked you. No fucking way.

"No" you said softly as you shook your head sitting up.

As your eyes adjusted to the darkness and you looked the man in the eyes your suspicions were confirmed: Daniel fucking Riccardo.

"Well good morning I guess" you said, if there was even a little bit of light in the room it would show you being beet red.

"Mornin' " he muttered in response "well uh" he said "fuck, what do we do know?" He asked

Which just caused you to start laughing

"What? What did I say?"

"No, nothing" you said "just funny"

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You stood in your bathroom as you looked in the mirror. Daniel offered you to shower and get new clothes on first (mostly so he could get that shirt back). As you stare at yourself in the mirror hand tracing the love bites and love marks that covered your body. Damn. You thought to yourself.

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You awkwardly handed him his shirt after you exited the bathroom. He thanked you as he grabbed it and walked into the bathroom going to take a shower himself as he stilled smell of alcohol and the late night activities.

You walked into your kitchen not knowing what else to do you started making breakfast. It was pretty basic: toast, eggs, and some sausage.

Daniel exited the bathroom, his hair still a bit wet. He looked even hotter than before, how is that even possible. Shaking your head of those thoughts you slid a plate across the counter in front of him. You both ate in silence before he spoke up:

"Do you remember anything from last night?" He asked

You shook you head "I remember getting drunk but no I don't remember what your referring too" you said

"I don't either" he said softly munching on a peice of toast

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After a little bit and a extreme amount of awkwardness Daniel left. It was weird you house almost felt empty now that he was gone.

It had been a few hours since Daniel left before you got a text:

??- hey this is Daniel, I asked Lando for your number I hope that's not weird

Yn- No it's not,

Daniel- good lol

Daniel- so I just wanna talk about last night real quick....

Yn- let's just not mention it again like ever

Daniel- agreed.

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After that awkward first string of text messages you actually started talking to Daniel. It started off with just some comments on his racing or one of his posts soon you were texting him almost everyday. Text turned to calls, some calls turned to facetimes.

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"Hey Danny" you smiled as you answered the face time placing your phone back on the counter facing you as you cooked.

"Hey y/n" he said, "what are you making today?" He asked

"Well I'm making this stir fry-" you started "wait what time is it for you?" You asked him

"Uhhh doesn't matter" he said the screen to your phone was almost completely black. You could only see bits of his face.

"Daniel" you said in a warning tone

"It's, 1am" he said muffling himself as he talked

"Daniel-" you started. "You litterly have a race tomorrow. Go to sleep"

"But-"

"Nope you need to sleep before the race"

He huffed "fine." You heard a little bit of shuffling before a quiet "goodbye"

"Good night danny" you said before grabbing your phone and hanging up the face time.

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"AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS THE BRITISH GRAND PRIX-"

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After the celebration you got up and texted Daniel:

Yn- tell yuki I said congrats on points!

Danny- I get no congrats... 🥺

Yn- maybe if you went to sleep earlier youd be in points and you'd get a congrats too

Danny- :(

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"Danny isn't it like past midnight over there or something?" You asked, you two were currently facetiming eachother again, while you worked on editing the next episode of your podcast.

"Yeah" he yawned "but I like talking to you" he said groggily

A notification popped up on your phone as soon as you looked over, "what the fuck?" You said

"Hmmm?" Danny asked

"Carlos just signed to Williams"

"What" he asked "he what? Williams" you heard some shuffling as he checked his phone looking through Twitter. "Damn" he chuckled "glad I was up to witness this with you"

"Youre just trying to get out of me scolding you" you chuckled

"...maybe" he smiled "well hey if I was over there I wouldn't have to stay up" he said sleepily

"You just want to be on the podcast huh?" You joked

"Maybe" he smiled "come on let me be on it"

You smiled "okay okay" you chuckled "I actually have recorded a bunch of episodes for over your summer break so, you can come over anytime"

"Really?" He asked hopefully

"Yes Danny" you said as you went back to editing. "Just schedule a flight and let me know how long you want to be here"

"What if I wanted to be there the rest of the summer break?" He asked

You freeze a bit in surprise but before he could say something you spoke "I wouldn't be apposed"

He smiled as he hummed softly. Soon you heard soft snores coming from your phone.

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You heard a knock at your door. You walked over and opened the door a large smile on your face. As you opened the door to: Daniel Riccardo.

"Hey Danny" you smiled letting him inside

"Hey" he smiled walking inside nodding a quick thank you.

"Here let me show ya to the guest room" you smiled shutting the door behind him

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BREAKING NEWS: DANIEL RICCARDO SPOTTED LEAVING AN AIRPORT IN MIAMI BEFORE HEADING OUTSIDE THE CITY

User17 HWAT WHERE IS HE GOING???

User18 it's probably a media thing guys

User19 WAIT ISNT Y/N BASED OUTSIDE MIAMI???

User20 PLEASE YOURE FEEDING MY DELUSIONS

User19 😭😭😭

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Had this guy on my podcast he said he is a famous f1 driver...I don't see it 🤔

But anyways- it was great having you on the podcast @/danielricciardo !! As always look out for these upcoming episodes!! (had to rearrange my posting schedule for this man 😒)

User21 I KNEW IT

User22 dieing. Dead.

danielricciardo thank you for hosting me!!

Y.n it was great having my fav f1 driver on!

LandoNorris :(

Y.n know your place, youre behind Osc

OscarPiastri :D

User23 SHE CALLS OSCAR OSC IM CRYING

Frankie THE DANIEL PICS THANK YOU YN

Shelbyrose Get back in the cage

Olivia kinky.

Nics 😰😰😰

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"Okay" you said adjusting the mic arm in front of you as you sat down. Clearing your throat you start:

"Welcome to the Celeb Seats Podcast I'm your host Y/n, and to day I am joined by: DANIEL RICCARDOOOOOOO" you smiled

"Y/nnnn L/nnnnnnn" he said back

You chuckled "it's great to finally have you on"

"Great to be here" he smiled "sad I can't say that I'm the first f1 driver on the pod"

"But you can definitely say your the favorite" you chuckled

"True" he smiled

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"Okay okay" you said as you breathed stomach hurting from laughing, you turned to the camera "Thank you for joining us for this episode of Celeb Seats! We'll see you later!"

You got up and stopped the recording on the cameras as well as the mics. "So what ya wanna do?" You asked Daniel as you packed up the camera

"Well I don't know what you have around here" he shrugged "you have anything in mind?" He asked

You smiled "You don't mine if we go on a bit on a trip before we get there right?" You asked

He shrugged "I think I'd live" he chuckled

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As you pulled into the small dirt parking lot Daniel looked at the tall trees that surround it.

"Welcome to Highlands Hammock" you said "we don't really have mountains or the like for hiking trails but we have these cypress boardwalks" you smiled as you both got out of the car.

You two slowly walked the boardwalk, you pointed out the different types of trees, some animals and other plants.

"I love cypress swamps" you smiled "they're so beautiful" you chuckled

Daniel who was right behind you whispered "yeah beautiful" as he looked at you

"Hmm what did ya say?" You asked turning to face him

"Oh nothing don't worry" he smiled

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You kinda forgot when you got here but you both ended up at a small park next to a lake. Sitting on a small bench as you watch the sun set across the lake and eating ice cream.

"This was nice" Daniel said

"Yeah" you smiled looking up at him

He looked back at you. You stare into eachothers eyes.

"I wouldn't mind spending all of summer break like this, with you" Danny said

"I wouldn't mind spending the rest of my life with you" you said

With that you leaned into eachother, lips touching you melted into the kiss. His lips were slightly rough but the kiss was gentle. He placed his hand on the side of your neck just under your jaw.

The kiss broke.

"God I've been wanting to do that for so long" he said

You chuckled "me too"

"So can I call you mine now?" he asked

"Yes you can, but I will never do a shoey" you said

Causing him to laugh before pulling you into another kiss.

You did in fact ended up doing a shoey. It was fucking disgusting. Never do a shoey.

Fin.

──⭒─⭑─⭒────⭒─⭑─⭒──

[stanfordswifey]

WHAT DID I HEAR??? ANOTHER KONIG BF HEADCANONS?!?? sure pookies ;3

Fluff

Overportective asf dawg. Talking to someone? Hes in the background with a deathstare. Talking to the phone? Hes gonna do a whole ass QnA after ur done.

Uses you as a weighted blanket fr.

Hes touchy, wants people to know ur his and his only, he always, ALWAYS has a hand somewhere around you, and let me tell you, the hand placements? SCREAMINGGG.

Always puts a hand around your shoulder or pulling you close by your waist.

He always manages to get you flustered, winking at you while you do some stuff and makes you smile a lot too.

He likes cats and dogs actually, would be hesitant to get a pet at first then theyd be best friends when you get one lmao.

Mans would carry you if you got tired of walking on your heels or just overall tired, he works out, this is easy as hell for him.

He always buys stuff for you, sees your fav color? Bought, reminds him of you? Cash go bye bye.

When i tell you he is INVESTED in you, mans is, when your talking he doesnt pay attention to anything else but your eyes and lips and always ALWAYS has his attention at you even if hes not talking to you.

You got hurt? Mans is running- SPRINTING with bandages i swear.

Bags are heavy? He's got that too, you could cover him with bags and he'll still be smiling, hes happy as long as you are.

Your wallet is empty? You give it to him and pout and suddenly you have more cash in your wallet.

[stay-determinated]

I think this is the true Mike.

I mean, Tenna and Spamton knows him and Spamton even mentions in the QNA that Tennas crew doesnt know the true Mike.

The green pippins says that when Tenna ask Mike to do something, Tenna does it himself, They so it, or it "just happends"

Honestly i just cling to rhe hope that its the true Mike because it would have been disappointing if all of this was just a joke.

[purple-star-eyes]

QnA with Viv, Erika and Amir (Wednesday, 31st January 2024)

(1 day before the Season 1 finale)

Who would be the better dad?

>Lucifer cuz his heart is in the right place.

Alastor wanted to get under Luci's skin, which is where the Dad rivalry came from.

Alastor is canonically aro/ace.

Said in a livestream by his voiceactor Amir Talai but Viv didn't deny it.

"It didn't come up in the show yet obviously."

Amir Talai owns an "Oh deer" cup a fan made for him

Concerning Fantheories: A lot of people have gotten a lot of things right.

Viv tries to avoid it, but she's excited to see how exact people get it. Apparently quite a few have figured it out to the T.

When Viv first made the characters she changed a lot of stories around, case and point Vaggie's story changed.

Viv laughed when she saw the HB theory that Wally Wackford is a secret form of Mammon.

>clearly false, fun but not true according to Viv, debunked in real time

Viv's brother works at A24 and loves trolling fans with theories like "Charlie dies in ep.4" (false obviously)

Amir said Alastor has a tail. Viv doesnt confirm or deny it.

Viv: "The tail is not relevant."

-> Might be answered later, since he'd have to be without the coat

Erika likes that Charlie has actual realists around her keeping her grounded.

(Like Angel in ep.4)

Charlie's view is very simplistic on redemption.

The point of the show is to explore that the grey area and redemption are very complicated

(Charlie's arc)

Mimzie is a relieable narator when it comes to Alastor.

But his backstory will come up in future episodes.

There *HAS TO BE* someone that scares Alastor according to Amir.

"We haven't even scratched the surface with Alastor." According to Viv.

Why does Alastor keep Nifty around?

-> Will be explored in the next episodes.

He is very fond of her.

They can connect due to "they both dont care about anything"

How tall is Lucifer-> 5'2 (as per the definitiom of shortking) and Charlie is a foot taller than him. (The hat adds a lot)

The hat is a concious choice of Luci to make up for his height.

"He's not concerned with fashion. Just his height."

The other sins are very big, Viv loves that Luci is the tiniest one of the sins.

Charlie is 6ft

Valentino is 10ft

Angel is 8ft

Alastor is around Charlie's height

Erika's favourite V is Vox due to his voice. She might never love Valentino (he makes her mad).

Amir refused to comment who his favourite V is.

Is there more to the beef between Alastor and Vox?

-> they hate each other, Vox is jealous

Alastor enjoys Vox like a rug (Vox exists and he can walk all over him.)

Pretty simple and nice dynamic but nothing else.

Alastor thinks Vox is "inconsequencial".

Viv thinks Alastor is Chaotic Neutral.

(Tho she's not too familiar with the categories)

Amir says it's hard to say without giving anything away, regarding what his alignment is.

It was hard to record in 2021 due to having to record sessions and duets alone in the booths, according to Amir.

Erika felt a lot of pressure during the first 2 Episodes, because she knows how long people waited for it.

Brandon will help write Eps in Helluva Boss, but works a mile a minute so he will come in and go "Oh I remember this one" :)

Someone dies in Hazbin.

"You can sleep tonight if you think it's Angel Dust"

Both said by Vivzie. So she basically confirmed that Angel will (probably) NOT die.

She did say it was "going to be obvious" who it would be.

Season 2 is in production.

[crow-ur-beloved]

various jrwi headcanons because the worms in my brain (potential autism) wont shut up. no real plot spoilers except for one, but its marked :]

the suckening:

shilo is like vampire immunocompromised, which added to the pile of reasons his mom used to keep him inside the castle because she didnt want him to immediately get 37 different diseases and Die. (if vampires can have allergies then id like to think they can also get sick. i dont actually know if thats possible in the vtm system but i dont care they can in my heart)

genderfuck/genderpunk afab emizel. i feel like thats the only label he'd use, if he had to have one. i dont think hed label his sexuality because he wants to be an enigma. but he Definitely likes men.

bizley said in the qna something that can Only let me think of shilo as aromantic. maybe aro And ace... i dont remember what he said exactly aughhgh i wish i did...

shilo fidgets with his hands like all the time. his mother and uncle tried to get him to stop and sit still because it wasnt very princely and whatnot but my boy needs a fidget toy. i think hed go craaaazy with an infinity cube

i feel like me saying arthur bennett is a bisexual doesnt even count as a headcanon like i think thats just a given. i feel like itd be more surprising if i said i thought he was straight. all beautiful beautiful vampire men have to be lgbtq. its the law actually

arthur never officially broke up with mary. mans just Left one day without warning. probably left a note that said "sorry. -arthur" on it. i doubt he had it in him to say goodbye to her face or his reasoning for it (he thought hed inevitably hurt her because of what he is and what he did to the people he loved in the past, because bad luck seems to follow him everywhere... oughh he makes me ill). he definitely used finding a new lead on anya somewhere else in the country as a good reason to dip. at least, as good a reason as it couldve been for him.

maybe controversial but i 100% think arthur and magnus had a one-night stand at the beginning of their relationship, before magnus met jerome, and they never talked about it again and pretend it never happened. cannot explain how real this is to me.

riptide:

ftm chip who 100% innately knew he was a dude since the moment he could think. like when the black rose pirates picked him up, he got confused when they started referring to him as a girl at first. probably never got The Talk from them, so was Very confused when he hit puberty. Reuben reluctantly helped him steal to pay for top surgery.

since tritons live at the bottom of the ocean, they would have eyes that are far more sensitive to light to allow them to see better since little light gets all the way down there. gillion was Immediately blinded by the sun when he surfaced and still gets headaches from how bright it is in the oversea, but they've gotten better the longer he's been up there. tritons are built to adapt to all kinds of conditions, so his eyes have slowly been getting a darker bluish-purple the longer he spends above the ocean; they were originally more of a light blue-grey.

in tandem with the last one, chip thinks hes either going crazy or a bad friend because he Swears gill's eyecolor is different than last week but how could that be possible, thats not just something he can do, right? why would he be able to do that???

if gillion gets knocked onto his back without warning he does that thing that sharks do where they get paralyzed for a bit when they get flipped upside down. its scary because he can see everything but cant do anything. he also definitely forgot to tell chip and jay about this fact and scared the Shit out of them the first time it happened around them.

gillion can also change his sex like some fish can. its the reason he can lay eggs. i think this makes it safe to say genderfluid/nonbinary/generally trans gillion tidestrider is highly possible and even probable in this headcanon. what im saying is t4t fish n chips.

not to headcanon all my favs as trans but i cant help it. it is the highest honor i can bestow upon them. anyways. mtf jay ferin. ava always knew and was the first person jay came out to. jay was also 100% named jayson after her father and went by jay most of her life anyway as a nickname and just decided to stick with it instead of picking anything else. may was always very openly-supportive of her. jayson was as supportive as a generally strict, overbearing, unsupportive-in-everything father can be. jay totally came out to him and the first thing he said to her was something like, "as long as it doesnt interfere with your navy training," and may promptly kicked him under the table and made him say something nice.

kiras trans too btw. she came out before jay and helped jay discover she was trans. and that she liked women.

(spoilers for 109 and beyond) chip can't entirely remember what he looks like. everytime he focuses on the illusion of hiding that hes practically just a skeleton now, it changes just a bit. freckles in the wrong places, the wrong shade of orange for his flame tattoos, too much light in his eyes, too much muscle on his arms. jay notices it but cant bring herself to say anything. she knows the illusion is meant to keep everyone from worrying, but, everytime she sees something off about it, she just remembers what he really looks like underneath, and that somehow feels worse.

blood in the bayou:

all these bitches gay as hell. kian is pan. rands got a lot of internalized homophobia. rolan probably too. its the 80s, man.

apotheosis (haven't finished it yet so idk how true these'll be lol):

agender rumi. godbless.

also rumis a theater kid. he got the lead in every musical he auditioned for because he could literally just shapeshift. theyd make up a new identity and appearance for every role and get to know everyone on the cast and then mysteriously drop off the face of the planet as that person when the production was over and nobody would know it was them.

peter has actually tried All Kinds of things. weed. yoga. multilevel marketing schemes. you name it, big chance hes done it at least once and didnt like it. he doesnt know how he ends up in the situations to try it, either.

[phightinghottakes]

Hey hey heyyyy

i dont know what a hot take is but hiiiii

So

Have we considered how bad of a person broker would be?

Like yeah he looks cute and all and we love him

But

He is like a fucking criminal that has

escaped prison several times

Has murder in his crime records

Has somehow avoided death penalty even if his head was not connected to his body (I have a theory abt that but this aint thw theory blog(please if you have one tell me))

Is considered dangerous and manipulative(pretty sure most of that manipulation is used on medkit and people who he is tryjnf to get into the cult)

he thinks katana is a traitor for simply leaving the cult and wants to kill him for it (indicating that anyone who tries to leave thw cult is actively being put on a fucking hit list or smth)

And because he doesnt feel pain he doesn’t really give a fuck abt whatever injury he gets while he is doing something for the chruch

Like

Jesus fucking christ broker

And SOME people in the fandom just think he js a little twink (and like a really hard bottom)

Like yeah he is a silly little twink but he is also a manipulative cultist that is considered really fuckjng dangerous

Now because we dont know what happened to him in his twenties (he mentioned that that was a hard time for him in his spawn day qna) we can’t justify these actions even IF they are justifyable

So

In conclusion

Invest in broker coins

(And no I dont like him just bc he is a silly guy I like him mostly because I really like manipulative characters that make it hard for people who dont know them to think that they’re actually dangerous

And

The nerve damage part of his lore is like really fucking interesting to me)

Jesus fucking Christ I wrote a lot

Btw the definition of a hot take (from my understanding of the word) is an opinion on a topic (in this case something Phighting related) that is considered uncommon or bizarre, and may or may not piss people off.

[dreamingofthedteam]

im actually so mad at dream rn. does he genuinely not see where all of his fans are coming from when theyre saying all of this stuff?

drgf: he says he wants her private because she is a private person. but he wants her in his content WITH FACE, he wants to talk about his relationship online, he wants them to do a gf qna. how is that private. and lets forget her history. if you say that is leak then you have no braincells btw coz it was a publically posted thing, im sure everyone who's been around since 2021 can confirm. and lets also not forget what other things have been public. if he fr means what he said in the deleted posts from the music acct from today, then hes either blatantly lying or hes a cheater (which. wtf thats so shitty). what hes done in the past couple days with saying stories about them left and right are absolutely such diversions from the actual thing its laughable that people have taken it and are running with it to stan her. why do you care so much about a person whos not even a cc? i saw someone here say that the way people are such fans of drista as well is weird and i 100% agree they are not people who you should be stanning

dnf: its being shoved down our throats. makes me wonder at certain points wether any of their interactions were ever real (but then the kind people here remind me it very much was❤️). but why does the pandering have to go so hard. does he actually think we like them only for jokes like 'we sleep in the same bed'? is he fr like the reason dnf is what it is because if the friendly way they interact with each other on streams, on twitter and sometimes irl pics/clips. dnf pandering is the one surefire to make most of the fandom mad at you, get 'queerbaiting' allegations thrown at you (ik real people cant queerbait but at some point 'dnf' became a thing which is used to either sell/promo stuff or as damage control and idk what to call that). and then hes having his gf do the pandering on twitter like fuck all the way off it looks so gross on everyones part

dteam: okay so this ones not only dreams thing. the problem here is that we want dteam casual content occasionally (id say like once twice a month even would suffice? thoughts?) but for some reason we never get that. sapnap invites george and dream to stream with him, dream doesnt accept because its not mc so he doesnt wanna play, george only accepts. well idk what makes him accept honestly. then it goes on for a few months people get mad theres no dteam content, all of them stream individually and say the others dont wanna stream with him, we have so many ideas just wait you guys, we will do something soon. then each of them blasts the other and reveals some deeply fucked up shit that has us questioning if they even talk to each other, and on it goes. like why is no one willing to compromise just a little for like 3 hours a month to give us content we've been begging for on all platforms since 2022? dream only wants mc or some cool new game? okay. snf only eant to play cs or valo? not true at all. george will play whatever the others want to play (not all of the time, but he can be convinced) his speedrunning call era and that stupid game what its name era are proof enough. sapnap will definitely play with them based on the number of times hes invited them all to some game on stream. hes invited them to play mc with them (remember his hardcore server?) and they dont show up. sapnap would definitely play with them (unless its some game which is literally only 2 player (think it2)) "they didnt invite me" have you considered that maybe they know you wont make the effort ever that theyve stopped inviting you? insane fr. like all of this to basically say, they shouldnt be airing their shit out for the fans, they must "communicate" or whatever dream claims they do. theres no way they communicate everyday and then have no content plans and also dont have any stories about each other when prompted. theres just no way. and im not even saying anything about the '90% with gf' thing i fear i will scream.

dreamnap: its dead in the water. when was the last time we saw them interact outside of videos? during the afternath of the drebrand, yeah bro spoke 2 words total while sapnap was busy playing whatever that game was

george: he needs to stop saying shit about george. i will actually do something drastic. why does he say hes the most hardworking person ever and them turn around and say hes lazy and plays runescape 24/7. how are you communicati g with him then?? he says george has 5 videos hes sitting on rn but wont post them like i fear we're losing the plot here does no one in that goddam green fucking house see it? do they fr not see the reasons why someone might be acting like that?

in short, dream needs to stop lying, he needs to understand that braindead asshole licking stans make up 1% of the fandom, dteam as a whole need to start talking about casual content more, dnf pandering fpr damage control needs to stop completely, and someone find george a goddam therapist or some shit

[castlingvanias]

How would the episodes The Loser of The Center of The World and Substitute Teacher be like in your Cousinswap Au (for The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)? (I am very interested)

hi i was planning to illustrate the answers but i plan on doing an actual in universe qna soon so have this leftover for now,

i imagine the episode loser from earth's core would have gladys leave her family and staying at jr's house but for very different reasons from nergal, basically for gladys the catalyst for her leaving is harold accidentally eating sniffles (her pet who's a demon monster thing in this au) it drove her mad to the point of leaving her own house and planning to just stay with jr's family possibly forever,

but just like in canon they dont want her ass there so she gotta go, grim. jr, nigel, and sis "teaches her about emotions" and convinced her being w harold isnt as bad as being alone and how his and billy's stupidity is just a price to pay for someone else's company (their asses fake as hell they just want her to leave none of them actually believes this shit) and so she came back to the center of the earth and stuff probably just repeats or smth

as for substitute teacher, i might drop the whole ms butterbean thing and just focus on sperg, i imagine billy isnt as restraining of his own powers unlike canon jr so when sperg threatened him he just idk fight back in a way tho not rly fight as billy barely see it as a fight more like just a rough playtime w a toy,

this scare off sperg and jr sorta starts this fake friendship w billy just so sperg wont bother him and his friends anymore, but this doesnt last long as billy also slowly got closer w mandy, and jr doesnt rly like her (they're like lowkey rivals in this au and just generally dont get along).

mandy then tells billy that his cousin is fake as hell, then junior says mandy is also not any better cuz she clearly also just want to abuse billy's power for personal gain, and then they made billy choose between the both of them,

he picked mandy because "as cool as grim is being around you nerdos made even him look lame" and left, sperg came back last minute and screen fades to black.

but yea here's my ideas sorry for the long ass post

[ultimateloserboy]

thinking about duck dhmis having health issues and not even knowing it. first of all, he has diabetes, which you could say is just a joke, but i dont really think so. id say it would be if yellow guy didnt bring it up again a minute later in electricity where it was confirmed. sure hes talking to a different character, but his immediate assumption when someone is acting strange is to assume their blood sugar is low. i might be stretching- but to me it implies hes been in this situation before. charged yellow guy doesnt become smarter out of nowhere, he simply understands his already existing memories better, meaning he wouldve already known what low blood sugar was and how to deal with it before his batteries getting replaced. this implies to me that yellow guy has helped duck with his low blood sugar before, though i dont think him or duck actually understands whats going on. im not a diabetes expert or anything, but i know that low blood sugar is not nice, and you feel much better after grabbing a snack. which is funny, because in the past the creators have really driven it home that duck enjoys sweets and just food in general. in the “Its Nice That” QNA back in like 2016, half of ducks answers were about snacks and foods he liked. he said he finds yogurt exciting, and that his blood type is cream, etc. again, maybe im stretching, but it makes sense for him to enjoy these foods so much, because they’d probably make him feel better even if he doesn’t understand why. he probs thinks he just really fucking likes yogurt but in reality his blood sugar is literal ass.

moving on though, in the death episode he mentions forgetting to drink water, which is the cause of his literal death. dehydration is not a nice feeling, and its canon that the puppets experience pain like we do to an extent, so how long was duck feeling miserable without noticing? when the coffin cuts his finger he doesnt react at all, saying it “doesnt hurt that much” but pain is pain even if its small. he didnt even flinch to his finger being cut off. i dont think its the pain thats small, i think his pain tolerance is just too high for his own good. he probably didnt notice the pain of dehydration, or the pains of low blood pressure, or the pain of his insides being removed. he felt it, but he just didnt register how bad it really was. when he sees yellow guy being tore up in jobs he starts freaking out, obviously understanding that it must hurt, but if he was in the same situation he would be laughing. it makes me kind of sad in a way

there’s three ways i think this can be interpreted:

1: hes so desensitized to his own pain after eternity of being ripped apart that he doesnt even register when hes in pain anymore

2: hes so determined to be big and strong (like the military) that he refuses to acknowledge his pain because its a weakness he needs to get over

or 3: a mixture of both that is so bad it causes him to literally die of his own self-neglect. and even when his body tries to shut down and rest(die), he still refuses even that.

(plus, to add on to my runt-duck post, runts often have life-long health issues if they do live past infancy. i will die on the runt-duck hill. he is just like me.)

[whoisneo404]

Nick and Fem!Boyfriend.

very self indulge. nsfw.

note: reader is mention to wear skirts, dresses and make up.

Nick and you meet eachother thanks to a friend in common, at first he was quite shy around you bcs he didn't knew what to say to you, at least that's what he told everyone, in reality he found you too pretty and couldnt speak to you without blushing or stuttering.

Nick falls in love with you fashion and confidence. He loves how you style your clothes and hair.

Once the two of you start dating he will LOVE to go out shopping with you, loves buying clothes with and for you.

Also loves to make outfits for you.

He even learnes how to style hair bcs of you.

Nick will go to buy make up with you and his hand is covered in lipstick and blush bcs you are tasting the colors on him, he doesn't mind, he things is your own little way of showing everyone that he is yours.

He is also very fascinated by the facts that you use make up, not because he think is weird or anything like that, but because he knows it's a hard skill to master. He loves watching you put make up on and will even let you put make up on him.

Nick loves to take pictures of you for your instagram. he loves showing you off too, will post you on his stories with hearts and silly emojis.

Nick is a big fan of you, the biggest fan. He is so in love he might explode some day.

Encourages you to open you own youtube channel, you post vlogs, tutorials, hauls and some QnAs. He helps you edit your videos and he appears in a few of them.

Nick is very protective of you and doesnt hold back when shutting down haters or "fans".

He WILL let you tie a bow around his arm. Or his hair.

Loves, loves, loves, LOVES, when you kiss him all over his face and left him covered in lipstick marks.

Nsfw:

Nick loves that you wear skirts/dresses. HE CANT HELP IT, it just gives him perfect access to you.

He loves having you sat on his lap, he loves playing with your skirt and massage your thighs.

He loves buying you really short skirts which only he gets to see you wearing, also buy you lingerine.

He loves to fuck you when you are wearing make up, his goal is to make it all messy, to have the mascara running down your checks and your lipstick be all over his dick);

[liminal-therianthropy]

Hello! Congrats on 90 followers! I’d like to ask if you have any intersections with your species and your gender? I am super interested in that intersection (and alterhuman experiences in general tbh). It’s okay if you don’t have anything that seems “special” or “unique,” in fact, it’s alright if they don’t intersect at all! I’d just like to hear about it, if that’s okay :)

Hello hello! Id love to answer actually. Ive always seen my theriotypes/kintypes as 'male' in a weird way. And in a way ive seen my gender as not being seen as a human gender expression anyway if that makes sense? I feel like my nonhuman identity is deeply tied to my transness. As a trans man, i am a man. And as an animal, i dont really need to 'present' a certation way to still be recognized as a man and that gives me some comfort as someone who doesnt 'pass'. Even as dollkin im still a man. No matter what, im still a man. Granted obvi you dont need to 'pass' to still be the gender you identify as. But as someone who also doesnt get called the right pronoun due to how i look, it hurts. And being a therian/otherkin makes me feel better about my gender as im not human. I hope this answered yer question. Sorry for me its sorta late and i got work in the morning, but i wanted to answer this before bed! {I will answer 9 more asks for the QnA!!}

[rxttenfish]

also i won't lie. the single point where i hated the silt verses with my whole heart. the part in the qna where it's insisted that frog horror just doesnt work.

like EXCUSE YOU. I HAVE REFINED TASTE IN AMPHIBIAN HORROR. DO NOT TALK TO ME ABOUT A LACK OF FROG HORROR, I WILL NOT EVEN HONOR THIS SENTIMENT.

[obscureother]

💠!!

hello :0 thx for the inbox!! i dont know how to get to your qna thing if you have one i was going to send you one back :"0 im on browser and your theme is a little different on the screen. .

the f/o wheel of fate chose. . one of the silly soldier boys from the old wwii show i watch, oogebooge <33

oh my goodness <33 moe loved him first sight. the second he opened his mouth? "oh. he's english. oh no." he was so kind to her though. he knows how to be gentle, and for someone stuck in the barracks with a bunch of men, that was very important. did he disobey the colonel in talking to her when he was told not to? yes. but. moe doesnt have to know that. . and if he hadnt, half of her reason for staying there wouldve been lost.

he got kind of long, so the rest is below the border thing :0

🌑

he got a very good first impression landed in how helpful and tender he was to her for being so scared there, then once they got more comfortable, she loved his little magic tricks, she thinks he's the most exciting thing/person to go to. he gets her to laugh and blush easy, so she thinks he's very fun, too. he got her charmed like the rest of them. she adores newkirk to the very core of her heart. he and colonel hogan both mean a lot to her for what theyve done for her, even if colonel hogan is seen in a light more centered on admiration than romantic love. at the same time he is viewed as a comfort person, the one to keep her grounded and safe, to keep from getting to scared of things, he is also her wee soldier boy and she loves to love on him. though he can be a bit naughty or cheeky with the things he does for affection, even going on sometimes to things like this:

"newkirk, could you pass me the shovel?"

"sure love, 'ere ya go."

"thanks. *resumes digging.*"

" 'ey wait. ."

"what?"

". . aint i deserve a kiss for 'elpin' you out so good ;) ??"

". . *sigh. . but smooches.*"

she rather finds it endearing most of the time. he doesnt get away with everything, but he does get by for a lot. she knows he can take care of himself, so can all of the others (even carter), but she will always worry for him too out there on those operations or getting worried the guards will be too hard on him for something. not schultz, per se, but. . someone else, she supposes. he's not too threatened, but the tunnels would feel to collapse around her should something ever happen to him.

other than his occasional sass or snarkiness (though she enjoys hearing that sometimes too, when he's not being stubborn towards her), moe thinks he's lovely. one of the boys she would think is very popular at school and has a table of people who like or crush on him around him every day. . fawned on all the time, and moe is just the lucky quiet kid in the corner who he looked at one time and turned out to also like to be her friend too. . . . then they get together.

does she know she's just another sucker for him? yes. but she's the only one he keeps to, even if she does have insecurities of her own. he could get anyone in the world, or so she thinks, and she has trouble with wondering if he'll find another person to love. before they were together, she saw how he was with those women spies that came through. . he never gave off player vibes, fortunately, once she witnessed it more. . he's obviously a flirt, but in dating, she's not too worried about it. he's very good to her, or anyone he meets (that isnt a bad german from the era.)