#dream smp in a nutshell

[elliots-haunted-tv]

I made a stupid video 5 months ago and thought tumblr deserves to see this complete lack of creativity/pos

[birdsong-18]

getting revenge [bomb time]

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

every time c!dream does the thing where he’s talking to c!tommy and his tone is like he’s talking to a friend and you can hear him smiling but he’s actually just saying the most horrific shit i go bonkers crazy

[clevercorvidae]

The two sides of the mcyt fandom

[dreamsurvivormultiplayer]

Bad: Do you have to bring the polar bear?

Techno: This is my emotional support animal.

Bad: Okay - What about Ranboo? He's been following us.

Techno: That's my emotional support Enderman.

[w0lfyfl00f]

Foolish, texting: Don't worry, I have your phone! Text me when you're gonna come get it!

[infizero]

wilbur: phil i may have killed a man. i dont know whats happened i dont know where he’s gone i feel so guilty and evil

tommy in the chat: this enderman’s got big balls and i think it’s hot

[joshy-tomato]

I'm just over here, and the suddenly the realization that, even if started as a joke between the ccs, c!Bee duo does have a good development from the first meeting upon their actual relationship.

Like, in universe the marriage does make sense and that feels so blursed.

[illmamnim]

Dsmp Evo au where Wilbur and Big Q are the mafia, Tommy and Tubbo are the police, and Ranboo is Grian

[tues-dayy]

Love how every once in a while chat decides that, yes, they will break the minecraft streamer

[cryptticrow]

/rp

yeah.........

[monarchisms]

*raises hand* um you might be the wrong person to ask about this but??? I have no idea who dream simp are but??? Are they bad??? I keep seeing very mixed opinions on them... if you have the time, what’s your opinion on them please!

haha, dream simp

the d/ream smp is a group of minecraft youtubers who gained a lot of popularity around 2019. generally, i’m neutral on some of the members of the group, but i really dislike dream himself. i have a small tag for that that explains more of why i dislike him in particular.

as for the other members i’m not neutral on, there’s a whole google doc for that.

[elite-guard-hardygal]

Reblogging for the IRL height accuracy, I love it

last supper duck duck goose

[baronazazel]

Original idea by @moonbowphobia the Dream smp and Techno in a nutshell

[cuuno-moved]

dream smp characters based on texts i have received

tommy-'i think my ass is pogchamp.'

tubbo-'in my defense: :('

wilbur-'Fuck you, it's show tunes time.'

dream-'If I show up dead, that's just me officially going up to heaven to turn in my resume and job application to replace God. I'll be back."

george-'im not a twink.'

sapnap-'what that niko niko nee weeb bullshit and why it slap'

fundy-'ok im angry about a fucking disney movie.'

eret-'bitches be like: wears shades indoors.'

niki-'sweetie i'm going to fucking kill you xoxoxo bitch.'

schlatt-'Sorry, I was watching hentai. What's up?'

quackity-'my boyfriend dumped me lololol can we meet at food lion i need shredded cheese for pizza night'

techno-'*the copy-pasted sparknotes for animal farm*'

phil-'mmm. the children. we have our first casualty.'

bad-'youre never too old to listen to your mother.'

skeppy-'hhhrbnjg. gkjyrssscv. vhjkkjg, gkjyrhkk. jjjsosooabwb. w.'

ranboo-'sorry i was crying are you okay what's wrong.'

jack-'this guy had a knife so i decked that mofo and now i'm in the hospital lol.'

the entire server in a nutshell-'My drug dealer said you know shit about Ancient Greece. help me.'

[embermc]

“That’s just lying, not gaslighting.”

o!Wilbur has just shown us all Dream SMP fandom discourse in a nutshell.