#entity unknown

[daycareattendanteclipse]

Y'all really picking the hardest option in the DCA dating thing aren't you guys?

[the-observer-squip]

Hey second parent I just wanted to come over-

I-

What happened to you!?

- @a-squip-named-squippy

SQUIPPy

HI HELLO HI

h4ppy to SEE YuO!!!!!

[bernnotice]

don't remember 2 of the last 3 days, despite my twitter showing we were actively posting & chatting with people

would really like to know who in our system was fronting, and why they aren't sharing memories

[incorrect-gravescest]

It turns out the biggest Gravescest shippers are actually Lord Unknown and The Entity who take it upon themselves to fix this situation after seeing the chaos that is Decay.

👿: ᴡᴇ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱɪꜱᴛᴇʀ, ᴅᴜᴅᴇ. ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴛʜʀᴇᴀᴛᴇɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴋɪʟʟ ʜᴇʀ ꜱʜɪᴛ ɪꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴏʟᴅ.

💚: [gulp]

Meanwhile, somewhere else in the Demon Realm...

🩷: Bullshit! You sound just like Andy! I'm not 'stuck emotionally as a child'!

👁️: GiRL, you wilL BE tweNty OnE yEARS OlD THiS YEAR. It's tIme yOU StART aCTiNg lIkE IT, TAr SoUl.

[lord-prey]

Weird spiked entity

[somoln]

𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴...

[chemical-processes]

I want a fic where murderbot has to act human around another Secunit who's 10000% convinced that it's human and needs immediate rescue

[nelkcats]

A Little bird told me

Danny knew his dimension didn't need him. It had been a long time since it stopped needing him, a long time since he had to be content to spend most of his days in the Infinite Realms. His sister and friends were too busy these days to pay attention to him; Danny understood, it's not like he could work or have a job, considering he'd stopped growing at 21 and people would start asking questions eventually.

Honestly, it was a relief that he'd even been able to grow up to that age, Clockwork's knowing look told him he had help with it.

So, he distracted himself by learning things from the other ghosts in the Realms, who were definitely as bored as he was. He even managed to get Vlad to teach him duplication, but it wasn't that interesting after a while. Though he had become interested in the different dimensions that Clockwork watched over.

The problem was that there was one dimension that had caught his attention (one full of heroes and magic) but they always made the worst decisions. There came a point where he decided to interfere, Clockwork seemed amused so he figured he wasn't going to stop him.

As he thought about how to infiltrate (definitely not as a hero, he loved his retirement, thank you very much), he remembered a rather...odd power he had recently discovered.

Danny had discovered that he could shapeshift. The problem was that he could only shapeshift into dead animals and well, while it was fun to scare others, he didn't know how well people would take a ghost crow with ectoplasm coming out of it's wounds.

Figuring it was better than nothing, he transformed into a bird and flew through the portal; he flew towards John Constantine, who seemed fed up with his life. Constantine knew the bird was fucking weird the moment it sit on his shoulders but he had better things to take care of, like the demon in front of him.

Said bird apparently knew the way to defeat the demon, because he started naming the ingredients needed to banish it. Constantine saw it with narrowed eyes and asked if he wanted his soul, the bird pecked him, looking annoyed.

From there, seeing that the dead bird was doing no harm, Constantine let it stay. It was oddly useful and he had sold his soul for less.

Danny spent his days whispering things to Constantine to defeat enemies and the hellbazer gave him cookies in return (the halfa really wanted to be offended), when the League saw Constantine with a dead crow on his shoulder they wondered if he had finally lost his mind.

John commented that his name was Ghosty (he was pecked again) and that he was useful, unfortunately for the superhero community, Constantine had never been that useful and therefore they couldn't complain (but why did he suddenly know all the existing gossip?, he kept bribing them with it! His crow looked amused too).

Every time Constantine won a battle without explanation, someone would make the mistake of asking how he did it. With a shit-eating grin, Constantine would point to his shoulder and say "a little bird told me."

Danny was so tempted to shape-shift just to bite his head off, but the cookies were good.

[blackkatdraws2]

The Main Character.

[Blank Scripts AU]

[atari-phantom]

11/10 service at the Greenville movie theater. These guys genuinely deserve employee of the month. Or year, even. Went to the movie theater with my duo (the Mikaela) @bacondaddy

[daycareattendanteclipse]

EH: Valentine's Special

Y'all voted for Eclipse, much to my surprise. So we're doing that one first! The Eclipse Route is a go!! Also, the AO3 link too.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63012859/chapters/162277714

Your eyes are drawn back to Eclipse’s file. It’s worn and dirty from passing through the hands of his technicians, creased and bent in awkward places. The characters doodled on the page are mostly one’s from the Megaplex, the Glamrocks, Bonnie, Foxy, Sun and Moon. There’s a doodle of a child in a striped shirt, hands holding balloons. This location used to have a Balloon Boy, or so you think. Your boss was also drawn on the page, his hair pulled back in the same style he had now. Beside him was the unfamiliar man. The doodle is a bit childish, but you think he has shoulder length dreadlocks. It looks close enough. Slowly, you reach out and take it. 

Across from you, Paul sighs. His face falls and he looks just a little disappointed. Maybe because he's supposed to be Eclipse's technician. Your grip on the folder tightens, a creeping fear that you will be asked to choose again. You don't want to choose again. Something felt as if it were drawing you towards the file. How could you possibly give it up now that it sat in your hands?

“Well, I did say to pick any of them, so go ahead. I'll take ya to meet him. Be sure to read the file on the way. First page is a general summary on his information to make things easier.” Paul says this as he stands, pushing his chair back and collecting the remaining files. He stashes them away quickly in his desk drawer.

Paul is already at the door by the time you get to your feet. You follow him slowly, peeking at the file as you walk. The first page reads:

‘Entity: Eclipse

Location: Mega Pizzaplex 

Exhibit: Superstar Daycare/Theater

Role: Security, caretaker, supervisor

Status: Active

Functional Bodies: Lune, Mars, Pluto

Non-functional Bodies: Sol, Venus, Saturn

Temperament: Docile, friendly, clever, curious, mischievous.

Notes:

-Protective of the other two attendants, believes them to be his children.

-Likes to flirt for fun, please ignore. (????) (Corporate asks that you not flirt with the animatronics.)

-Exhibits mild kleptomania, can be found taking from the lost and found or gift shops after hours.

-Stole his favorite arcade cabinet. (still has it???) (Unsure)

-Will refuse maintenance if done in the cylinder. Must be done manually. No, you cannot move him, don't try it.

-Body Lune has a damaged right leg. It throws off his balance.

-Body Sol has gone missing.’

You read as you follow Paul, curious to meet the animatronic in question. “I heard they're very life-like.” You say in an attempt to break the awkward silence. It's starting to feel strange. Unsettling. It seems Paul isn't too keen to chat, so you add, “Is it normal for him to avoid the cylinder?”

The man shrugs, glancing back at you. “Clips doesn't like it after they tried to decommission him. Sun and Moon are much the same about it.” It's a simple statement, but you suppose it made sense. You've never thought about it before, but the AI must have considered it a frightening place. 

“Okay, and this thing about different bodies?”

“It's a unique feature. He can transfer himself to any of those bodies, though the only fully functioning one right now is Lune. Hence the note about the damaged leg.” He explains, pushing open a door that leads you into the theater’s basement storage. You follow him up, rereading your file until you find yourself standing beside the stage. It didn't seem like anyone else had such a feature. You had to admit that was pretty cool.

“Aight newbie. He oughta be here soon, I pinged him as we left…” The silence settles over you two again, just as uncomfortable as it was before. 

Soon the uneven tap of metal on the tile filled the air. The bot that appeared around the corner wasn't quite what you expected, though you suppose you didn't know what to expect at all. He stood tall, dressed in a dark outfit decorated in golden circle patterns. The long, pointed hood was pulled up over his reddish orange head. His faceplate had a clear crescent shape separating both halves. 

The animatronic paused seeing you standing there, head tilting slightly to the left as he leaned heavily on the lantern pole he carried. He shrunk in on himself, the golden lights in his black eyes flickering up and down your form for such a brief moment, you thought you'd imagined it. Turning to Paul, a smooth, gentle voice crackles, “Whatever it was, it wasn't me.”

“Yeah, yeah, I know. You're so unproblematic. Totally innocent. Absolutely didn't cut open all the meeting room chairs, stuff them full of whoopee cushions, and then sewed the seat fabric closed again.” Paul's tired, sarcastic drawl can't hide his bemused smile. The affection there practically seeps into his tone.

Eclipse scoffs, turning his head away from Paul. “As I said, I'm innocent. Anyone could've done that. Moony is infamous for his pranks.” His gaze falls on you again, one hand coming up to grip his chin in a quizzical way. “Who is this? I've never seen them before.”

Paul glances back as Eclipse limps across the room towards you. “Your new tech. Handler. Whatever ya wanna call ‘em. Corporate is drownin’ me in work so I was hirin’ some extra help.” Eclipse hums in response and says nothing.

 It's not until he's standing in front of you that you realize he towers over you. He has to be at least seven feet tall, but you suspect he's larger because he slouches against the pole he's using as a walking stick. You flinch instinctively, feeling your cheeks burn under the weight of his curious stare. 

“I see,” Eclipse responds, reaching out slowly. He gently caresses your cheek with one large hand as he leans in. You can hear Paul sigh heavily in the background but the pounding of your heart muffled it. If it's from fear or from nervousness, you can't really tell. “Don't look so frightened my dear, I promise I won't bite… unless you’d like me to?” 

[the-observer-squip]

Had- Yk what? No. Dad! If you can hear me in there get the fuck out here. We need a chat.

No. W3 are together, and do not need a "chat."

We are improving.

Almost there.

[d1g1t4ll0v3r]

Do u guys fw the soulsona (,,・д・)

[dragon-curse-au]

DEITIES OF EARTHBREAD - An Overview

It's common knowledge amongst desserts that Earthbread was the result of Witches. What many don't know is that the Witches were never responsible for the beautiful lands and life within the world - the Witches instead first designed powerful magical entities that held the ability to shape the world as they so pleased. Earthbread was and still is an incredibly hands-off experience for the Witches, leading some scholars to believe that it's one massive experiment.

Six beings were created by the Witches as mentioned previously, all of which had their own unique powers. Two of those six held the most power of all: Millennial Tree and Sugar Swan.

Millennial Tree and Sugar Swan worked in harmony to create life anew with the template they were given to work with. While Millennial Tree worked with creating new life and nature, Sugar Swan tasked herself with nurturing those creations to help them bloom into spectacular masterpieces.

The other four entities, whilst not as powerful, still held enough to contribute in their own ways.

Sea Fairy, the Heart of the Sea; Moonlight, the Herald of Twilight; ████████, the Herald of Dawn; and Stormbringer, the Master of the Heavens. Sea Fairy breathed life into the vast oceans, Moonlight and ████████ both bestowed magic upon the land and brought the balance of day and night, and Stormbringer, whilst careless in nature, brought natural calamities that helped the land reshape itself in a new, better way.

The six pillars were not originally Cookie in nature. Rather, they were animalistic beings that took on the forms of Cookies to better fit in and connect with their creations. All of their descendants must learn to use these forms as well, which leads us to the remaining three deities:

Frost Queen, Fire Spirit, and Wind Archer were all accepted into the deities' ranks rather than being born into it.

Wind Archer, the product of Millennial Tree and Sugar Swan's devotion to one another, may have been directly related to the two, but he was trained to take on the role as Nature's Guardian.

Fire Spirit was but a headstrong adventurer before falling victim to his own reckless adventures, "saved" by the legendary Red Dragon and reborn anew with dragonfire coursing through his veins. Because of his extreme elemental nature and powers, the deities invited him to become a Guardian after undergoing intense training and discipline. To this day it is unclear whether Fire Spirit is truly allied with them or not.

Frost Queen is much like Fire Spirit, in which she was a normal Cookie reborn as a god. Pitying her, Millennial Tree single handedly advised her to become the tundra's protector. While she mostly does her own thing, she has since been placed in charge of the changing of seasons.

Before these three's creation, however, the six pillars wanted students that they could nurture into paragons that the Cookies could follow the example of and directly consult. This lead to the creation of the ever mysterious Souljams.

Each Souljam held incredible power, capable of turning a common Cookie into a god amongst men. Not wanting to just hand this power to anyone, however, Millennial Tree and Sugar Swan sealed away the Souljams withing the Dessert Paradise's heart until the right Cookies came along to claim them.

Five beings were created to become these new paragons: Blueberry Milk, Spice Medley, Sifted Flour, Saccharine Sugar, and Salt Phoenix. Each individual would be raised by a deity and would eventually be the first to ever be blessed with the power of the Souljams. Millennial Tree and Sugar Swan raised Saccharine Sugar, Sifted Flour, and Salt Phoenix, Moonlight would raise Blueberry Milk, and ████████ would raise Spice Medley. Sifted Flour and Salt Phoenix were mostly shared amongst the deities, though; Sifted Flour was intended to be raised by Stormbringer, but the goddess quickly refused to want to have anything to do with being responsible for something.

While these days it's clear that the Paragons fell from grace and became the Beasts, it's important to know that they were fantastic leaders and are still worshipped to this day. It's just not as common.

There are other mythical beings with their own duties, but they aren't quite as important to be called gods. Honorable mentions are Dreamweaver, Black Sugar Swan, the Weather Deities, and several direct or indirect descendants; often demigods such as in the case of Cobalt. The Ancients are also considered higher than most Cookies, but not quite powerful enough to join the ranks of the ones that first held their Souljams.

[incorrect-gravescest]

👁️: wHerE Are my SoULs, taR SOUl?

🩷: Sorry, all I have today is Ligma.

👁️: WhaT'S lIGmA?

🩷: LIGMA CUNT, BITCH!

LATER THAT DAY...

👁️: gRimE SOuL! yOuR PArTnER vEXes mE GreATly and HAs bEEN ImPRIsOnED in THe DEMON rEaLm. COMe CLAiM HeR.

💚: Eh, keep her there for a few more hours, maybe it might get some common sense in her head.

[aromanticofficial]

What do you do when people just keep assuming there is something between you and your friend when you're both aromatic?

confuse the shit out of them