#everybody else: yeah i dont see it either

[itsnobodysproblem]

Ok I didn't have time for this for a while BUT I really wanted to do it so

I - I've got a dream from Tangled

T - They're Only Human, covered by Annapantsu and Caleb Hyles

S - Starman by David Bowie <3

N - Nothing Else Matters by Metallica

O - Oh, Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison

B - Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. (Of course)

O - Oops!... I Did It Again by Britney Spears

D - Dă vina pe... Voltaj by Voltaj (I already know I'm including a song in Spanish so why not include one in Romanian too) (see a translation here)

Y - You'll Be Back from Hamilton (not really a Hamilton fan I just really like this song)

S - Say My Name from Beetlejuice (the musical)

P - Piano Man by Billy Joel

R - Runaway by Bon Jovi

O - Oh No! by MARINA

B - Bones by Imagine Dragons (it's fun ok)

L - La Camisa Negra by Juanes (I don't speak Spanish but I've loved this song since I was a lil kid)

E - Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Tears For Fears

M - Money Money Money by ABBA

I decided to limit myself to one entry per artist for variety's sake. Idk if it's that varied but yeah.

Tagging @theverycoolfish and ik i just tagged you in something else but @i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end sorryy :)

Oh and @hot-mess-stress-express if you want

No pressure on either of you ofc

And that's it not tagging anyone else. Open tag

tagged by @helliswaiting ahh thank you 🫶

rules: pick a song for every letter of your URL and tag that many people

T-Taroko- August Greenwood

A-Anpanman- bts

K-Keelhauled- Alestorm

O-Oliolioxinfree- Sworn In

C- Cha Cha Cha- Käärijä

A-Arcadia- Lucifer

F-Fake It- Seether

E-Eyes Sewn Shut- Suicide Silence

Tags: @yanderepuck @wekillandwetake @otomedad @anakinfruit @floydsteeth @tangsweet @vivi-ships @lokis-laugh

[buggachat]

do you ever think about how Chat Noir and Argos are (essentially) identical fucking twins. like two of the miraculous wielders are (kind of) IDENTICAL TWINS and NOBODY would ever guess it. just look at them. nobody would connect them. what

these two used to play as kids pretending to be each other to fool their parents. and also still do it to this day. what

[sqgeism]

WAIT HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE ONES WHERE LIKE THE CHILD(REN) LIKE DISRESPECT (?) THE MOTHER (READER) IN FRONT OF THE FATHER ???? LIKE JUST TO SEE THE REACTION

THAT WITH PHAINON!!!!! (and whoever else you like)

(I'm so sorry for spamming phainon reqs 💀)

love mail — 🍒 ⨾ this crashed mid posting and i had to re edit EVERYTHING. dont pmo.. just a collection of blurbs for phainon in my inbox so they're all done LOL hi if youre the person/people who requested this i was too lazy to make individual posts im saurrey o(T◇T o)

(fem reader)

if you and phainon had a child—and they disrespected you—he probably wouldn't take it all that seriously. especially if he can tell if it's just to get a reaction out of him.

aits the little one down, one to one talk. tries to act tough but is so gentle with his scolding that it's funny, "don't ever say that stuff to your mama, alright?" while ruffling their hair. "if you do, i'll have no choice but to take away your cereal. yep, AND the building blocks too. no one talks to my wife that way, not even you."

although in a hypothetical situation where his child genuinely DOES respect angel, he's much firmer, strict. his sweet tone is gone and is playing NO games. ❌️ "you think cause you're big now, means you have the right to treat your mom like that? no way. absolutely not. better sort yourself out before i have to do it myself." he will NEVER have a child that holds any disrespect for their parents. he's locked in

phainon would LOVE it if you were gentle. like on everybodys soul. he'd kill to just be able to fall into your arms and be cared for and pampered for the rest of thw day. his killer combo is the "you okay, baby?", while resting on your lap, and your hands in his hair. BOOM. he's dead.

the next 6 hours are for you and phainon ONLY, mainly with him whining about how even if he's literally pressed up against you that he can never truly be close enough. he wants all of you, every inch and every part. he just wants to be all over you i fear </3

and shy? oh he loves it. totally a tease, going back to what i said earlier, he wants to be aaalll over you. probably likes to squeeze your waist just to feel you jump against him, it's his favorite reaction. and he doesn't mind the fact that he probably leads most of the conversation, but he loves to hear you speak. there's this air of grace yet humility to it that he can't get enough of.

absolutely smitten, i say. every and any version of his angel.

clumsy in the more hurtful type, phainon's probably the same. he likes to joke that it makes you two interlinked, 'sharing the pain' he says. but he also makes a great effort to stop you from bumping into things, keeping his hand on your head when you go underneath tables, pulling you away if you're about to run into something, all of that. he's probably just more cautious, and definitely makes sure to leave the big *sword he carries around at home when he's visiting.

'healing kisses' are also a pretty big thing he does, but it's really just an excuse to kiss you. he'll bandage you up and kiss the wounded area a couple of times to 'heal' you, and you play along with his little antics because you love him and it's cute. and what other reasons do you need when it comes to phainon?

(the wording kind of confused me 💔? sorry anon!)

he laughs, but not mockingly, as it's mostly in awe. he thinks you look great! not much of a difference, so he wonders why you make your life intentionally harder by not wearing them. makes sure to reassure you that you look perfect no matter what you choose to wear, but definitely suggests going back to using your glasses. he doesn't really care either way LMAO but please wear your glasses 💔

yeah, he probably would. flops ontop of you when hes exhausted and falls asleep a lot. probably wouldnt flirt with a blahaj, even if it was you, but he isn't leaving you to fend for yourself so i guess that's something!

i could see phainon being a kid with horrible acne, just the worst when he was a teenager. so if you're insecure about yours, he totally understands that. he offers a skincare routine that will hopefully help, ease the pain, stuff like that. but also he just thinks you're beautiful regardless to how your skin makes you feel. and when you don't love yourself, that just means phainon has to love you harder. which he reaaaally doesn't struggle in doing.

he is also very careful with touch! making sure to always have clean hands to hopefully not worsen the acne or anything like that, always trying to help you feel confident.

© sqgeism or wtv (^_^;)

[bowxs]

could we maybe get a fic where dean's fucking reader in the common area of the bunker like you mentioned in your headcanons post pretty please? 👀👀 (love your work btw mwah)

anon!! i love you, thank u!!

everybody in the bunker knew you and dean were a couple- how couldnt they? with all the small lingering touches, prolonged eyecontact, and obvious tension between you two, almost anyone could tell

you can dean were curled on the couch, watching some movie which would soon be forgotten with the way dean was kissing you right now- like he knew you would rather do something else than watch the movie

“dean-” you managed to say in between eager kisses, your hands on his chest but never pushing him away fully. dean hummed in acknowledgment, his small way of telling you to continue speaking

“dean” you try again, laughing a bit as you gently pushed his chest. “baby. your interruptin’ me here” he said with as much seriousness he could manage, but the cheesy grin on his face gave him away

dean leaned forward again, his lips chasing yours, but you pull away just quick enough. “no sex on the couch” you remind, and you can practically see his face drop before his playful expression returns

“it wont be sex, baby. y’know you want to”

dean was a liar. a big, fat liar who happened to have a big dick as well. damnit. you shouldve said no- told him it always leads to sex no matter how hard you tried- but fuck if he was right. you did want it.

you were straddling him, your thighs on either side of his as you rocked yourself back and fourth, the feeling of his dick inside of you almost too much to do anything more

deans quiet grunts filled the big space, every sound feeling amplified. every time you let a small moan or whine escape he would capture your lips with his. “cant be wakin’ up everyone, baby. dont want them to see you a mess”

“dean” your voice was broken and quiet, just over a whisper- a secret shared between you two in this moment. you could feel him smiling where his head was buried against your neck as he let out a hum of approval at your attempt to stay quiet

“yeah sweetheart, just like that- no one else can see you like this” his voice was gruff as he spoke, strained from holding back. his hold on your hips only grew tighter though, like he wanted someone else to see

he got off on the thought of it, found thrill in the idea of someone being able to walk into this room at any moment and see how much of a mess you were just from him alone.

“hey dean- oh.” fuck. it was sam.

[angelsglitch]

ITS NOT LIKE I LIKE U

mean!reader x loser!ellie - high school au

summary: youre popular and it's safe to say you dont want losers like ellie coming to the best party of the year. but maybe the reason you dont want her there isnt the reason you would expect. - ib a c.ai prompt

warnings: swearing, drinking, no smut (yet) jk

lowercase intended 💋

pink - you

green - ellie

blue - other characters

one - see u saturday two - my little loser three - knew you hadn’t changed

you were popular at school, everyone knew you, liked you, hated you, were scared of you. everybody had a different feeling towards you but overall you were known and respected. and what you were most known for were your parties, or being a menace at other peoples.

this weekend your best friend amy made it your job to invite everyone in the school. this made you wish that mass texting the school in the click of a button was a thing just like in those cheesy teen tv shows.

now why amy wanted the whole school to come is because her parents were out of town and she wanted to throw the biggest rager of the year, reasonable. so you got to inviting everyone you saw in the halls, obviously your other friends would help too just casually nudging people and saying “you can come to amys party this weekend if you want, text me if you’re coming we’ll send the details.”

if you were honest you were quite excited, who wouldn’t be? you was gonna be at a fun party and sleep over with your friends after.

however, your boyfriend mason was not happy about any of this whatsoever. which is reasonable. he knew what you were like at parties, but you felt he was being too controlling.

the two of you argued when you got home from school ending up with you breaking up with him, and also leaving you heartbroken, but you tried to look on the bright side and think the party will be even better because you’re single. right?

-

the next day at school you were telling your friends about the big breakup with mason as you chilled in the hallway — acting like the usual jerks you were.

everything was normal until you felt someone crash into you.

ellie williams - one of the quiet nerds in your school, she hung out with the drama kids — which was like social suicide, so she was a perfect victim for you and your friends to fuck around with when you guys were bored of insulting your usual targets.

she wasn’t ugly, but she wasn’t popular standards either, you actually thought she was quite pretty, but you would never say that outloud, but you hated her anyway for being a smart ass in class.

“fuck my bad.” she mumbled, she looked nervous, probably expecting a snide remark. but in your mind, you were just playfully teasing her. your mind, at least.

“watch it.” you sneered as you watched her face scrunch up.

"i said sorry." her voice was low and sad. poor, poor girl.

"i wasn't looking where i was walking."

she kneeled down to pick up her books she had dropped, then adjusting her glasses on her face without daring to make eye contact with you.

you were suprised by her tone today, you assumed she’d probably had a bad day since shed usually reply different to how she is now.

she would never dare be disrespectful to you but she’d usually tell you to drop it or just ignore you completely but she actually apologised. weird.

“so ellie, you wanna come to our party this saturday?” your friend camilla says to her

“the fuck are you doing?” you say under your breath turning to camilla, she ignores your annoyed look and laughs.

this caught ellie off guard, her eyes widening behind her lenses. she looked at the group and back at you, expecting the punchline.

"..me?" she asked, her voice a touch sceptical.

“yeah you. who else would we be talking to.” camilla says sharply, clearly annoyed by ellie’s stupid response. your friends laugh, amused by the fact that camilla is seriously inviting ellie right now. of all people, ellie williams.

she flinched at the laughter, her cheeks reddening. she pushed up her glasses again, her nervous habit when put on the spot.

"you want... me to come to a party? on saturday?"

she asked again, still trying to process the information.

“are you a fucking parrot? yes that’s what we just said” she says back, getting frustrated.

"right.. just wasn't sure if you were just fucking with me."

she avoided eye contact, her fingers fidgeting with the rings on her fingers. the idea that the ‘popular’ group would include her in anything, especially a party, was a foreign concept.

“everyone’s going” another one of your friends say, chiming in, as she pops her gum.

she lets out a half scoff half confused breath. "alright.. i'll come."

her voice was quiet, almost tentative as if she was bracing herself for the punchline, for the moment where they'd say, "psych! you actually think you're invited?!"

“why’re you still stood here? go.” you say, aggravated that this is happening.

she nodded quickly. "shit my bad. see you saturday."

she walked away, disappearing down the hall. her heart was pounding. why had she agreed? it was probably a setup, a cruel joke.

“im not going if that fucking loser is” you say turning to amy

“oh come on, it’ll be fun you won’t even know she’s there there’s gonna be that many people.” amy says putting her hand on your shoulder.

“right… whatever” you scoff, annoyed about the concept of an annoying ass nerd being at a party. you really didn’t know why you was so mad, but you was.

-

it was now friday, the party was the next night, the whole week you had been giving ellie dirty looks or purposely pushing her. you really didn’t want her to come but you couldn’t give yourself a reason why.

you walk into class but before you sit down the teacher says “oh, don’t sit down there sweetheart, i’ve swapped everyone’s seats. you sit…. there” the teacher says pointing towards a seat next to ellie.

“you gotta be fucking kidding me” you mutter under your breath as you drag your bag on the floor and slump in a chair next to ellie.

she looks over at you as you watch her write notes in her book, and you notice her staring

“the fuck are you looking at” you say sitting up

“nothing” she turns away, then continues to write notes.

what feels like hours into the class, ellie’s arm touches yours, it makes you feel weird, like something got shot through your body

“can you fucking move?!” you snap at her

“yeah… yes. sorry it was an accident just leave it” she says moving over.

-

it came to the night of the party, finally, you and your friends were getting ready, telling eachother your perfect scenarios for the night ahead.

meanwhile ellie was already ready with dina and jesse, she hadn’t had to do much, she threw on a t-shirt with a blue flannel paired with some baggy jeans.

ellie stands in front of her mirror, fidgeting with the hem of her slightly oversized band t-shirt. she's clearly uncomfortable in the outfit she's chosen

“i can't believe i let you talk me into this. i feel like a complete idiot.”

“why?” dina says turning around to scan over ellie’s outfit.

ellie looks down at her outfit, then at her messy hair

“because i'm not exactly party material. everyone there is going to look at me like i don't belong.”

“dude” dina laughs

“there’s going to be so many people there nobody will notice you” jesse says.

ellie sighs deeply, still not convinced

“that's not exactly reassuring. plus, i'm sure a certain someone will find a way to make a scene.”

she sits down and opens insta to pass the time of waiting to leave, as she opens the app, she sees this

she sighs, then closes the app then proceeds to get something to drink.

-

“i think im just gonna find someone really cute to make out with and hope someone records it and sends it to mason so he gets jealous, y’know?” you say to your friends as you put your makeup on

“that is fucking genius.” lucy says to you as she puts on her dress

“i know right.” you laugh as you take another shot. then pick up your phone to reply to masons string of texts.

you were too tipsy to care about what he had to say, he was just saying the usual ex type things ‘you better not hook up with anyone else’ or ‘don’t do any stupid shit’

you scoff and put your phone down, then take another shot. you look out the window and see people are already starting to show up. so you go downstairs to start greeting people

-

ellie hesitates at the entrance, her anxiety visibly growing as she sees you. she grips the strap of her backpack tightly

“i really don't want to do this...” she mutters under her breath

jesse nudges her forward “come on, ellie. we're already here. let's just try to have a good time.”

ellie reluctantly follows jesse, keeping her eyes downcast as they approach the door where you're standing

you notice them approaching and flash a bright smile, though it's clearly directed more at jesse than ellie

“hey jesse! glad you could make it.” you say to him not looking over at ellie

as ellie walks in properly behind jesse and dina you glance at her and take double take. she looked hot gross. you scoffed as she walked past and started to greet the others.

ellie feels your scoff like a physical blow, her shoulders tensing up. she keeps her eyes firmly fixed on the ground, trying to ignore your presence

jesse notices the tension and tries to lighten the mood

“hey, thanks for inviting us. place looks fire”

“yeah i know, amy really outdid herself”

ellie remains silent, still avoiding eye contact. she shifts from one foot to another, wishing she could disappear into the crowd

the music grows louder as more people arrive, creating a chaotic atmosphere. ellie starts to feel overwhelmed and pulls out her phone as an excuse to leave the conversation

ellie sits on the couch, nursing a drink. she watches as jesse and dina mingle with other people, occasionally joining in their conversations but mostly keeping to herself

the party is getting wilder by the minute, with people dancing and spilling drinks everywhere. ellie feels increasingly out of place in the sea of drunken teens

you glance over at her again as she sits on the couch, you feel a wave of something wash over your body but you didn’t know what. you didn’t want her presence to annoy you too much. the night was just getting started.

divider creds: @uzmacchiato

[boopboopedoop]

hey please DONT jump off the roof diva, i just found your page and i wanted to request something ^^ can i request a yoongi x female reader, either a oneshot or even headcanons, and its just husband yoongi, like he is the one and best husband material here ok we all know it. also i miss him...im happy we finally saw his face after ages but still😭

also i wanted to tell you that imo its great that you put your rules in your blog cuz i have been seeing certain things and requests lately....and like yes everybody has the right to like what they want but i believe there's a limit for everything, so yeah nothing, thank u in advance!!♡♡

Husband Min Yoongi! Headcanons

Pairing: Min Yoongi x Fem! Reader

Genre: Fluff, slice of life, husband material ahh Yoongi.

Word count: 403

| Summary: All the ways he loves you.

CONY’S note: Hi! Thank you for the sweet request and don’t worry we’re safe from the roof (for now.) Yeah lol I’ve seen some crazy things on this app too so I thought it would be safe to share my boundaries. I hope most fic authors will do the same more often! Anyway I hope you like these headcannons for yoongs! <3

Masterlist

- Husband Yoongi! Who always makes sure you get the last bite of every meal.

-Husband Yoongi! Who despite working unforgiving hours, always texts you good night when he knows you're about to fall asleep.

-Husband Yoongi! Who makes your comfort meals and tries to get them just the way you like.

-Husband Yoongi! Who hums along while you rant about something you want—or are even slightly interested in—and still ends up getting it for you, even when you thought he wasn’t really listening.

-Husband Yoongi! Who is a calming presence in every room you're in together.

-Husband Yoongi! Who is quiet with his words but loud with his love in all the ways that matter, like sending a well-timed, thoughtful message reminding you to take a break when you're stressed.

-Husband Yoongi! Who is secure in your marriage and never gets jealous. You love him, and he loves you—and that’s all that matters.

-Husband Yoongi! Who never minds watching your favorite movie or show, no matter how many times you've seen it together before.

-Husband Yoongi! Who smiles shyly every time you call him handsome, even though you say it all the time. (Don’t ever stop, even if he tells you to. He secretly loves it.)

-Husband Yoongi! Who cried when he told his mom on the phone that he couldn’t imagine loving anyone else but you—and that it scared him sometimes.

-Husband Yoongi! Who softly kisses your hands every time you brush his messy hair away from his face during early mornings.

-Husband Yoongi! Who takes candid photos of you and sets them as his lock screen, no matter how many times you beg him to change it because you don’t like how you look in them.

-Husband Yoongi! Who stays silent during arguments, waiting patiently for you to calm down so you can talk it out together.

-Husband Yoongi! Who still struggles with vulnerability but tries so hard to show you how deeply he loves you. He gently brushes away your tears—whether they're from laughter or sadness.

-Husband Yoongi! Who fell in love with your smile first, before he fell in love with anything else.

-Husband Yoongi! Who can’t imagine a life without your soft eyes and loving words.

[mels-willow]

helloooo well im feeling a little bitter... so can u write a fic where melissa and reader are hooking up and she gets jealous of r for some reason. they fight, angry smut and bla bla bla but then one of them kinda shuts the other down idk i just dont want a happy ending 🙏🏻🙏🏻 pls

That's All It Was

𝙈𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙖 𝙎𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙢𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙞 𝙭 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 —

Smut | angry sex, jealousy, arguing, rejection, no happy ending

Word count | 1.3k

It was supposed to be simple.

Melissa made that clear the first time you tumbled into her apartment — drunk on cheap bar whiskey, drunker still on the way she looked at you. Rough hands, fast kisses, her voice a growl in your ear:

“This ain’t complicated, sweetheart.”

You believed her. At first.

Now? Now it was Tuesday night, your second week in a row spending the night at her place. You were in her shirt, barefoot in the kitchen, watching her cook with that easy swagger that always made your stomach flip.

“Gonna make you somethin’ decent for once,” she muttered, tossing a wink over her shoulder.

You laughed. “I could get used to this.”

Her eyes lingered on you. “Yeah?” she said, too soft, before turning back to the stove.

And that was the first crack.

At school, it got worse.

You weren’t hers — officially — but when you laughed a little too hard at Gregory’s dumb science joke, Melissa’s gaze burned through you from across the lounge.

When Ava grabbed your wrist during a staff meeting, leaning in too close with a smug grin, Melissa slammed her coffee cup down hard enough to make everyone look up.

Later, in the hallway, her grip on your elbow was iron.

“You havin’ fun lettin’ her hang all over you?” she said, low and dangerous.

You blinked. “Melissa, it was nothing—”

“Yeah?” Her jaw tightened. “Looked like somethin’ to me.”

You stared at her, throat dry. “I thought we weren’t—”

“Forget it,” she snapped, storming off.

But you didn’t forget. And neither did she.

You didn’t even make it through the door.

Melissa had texted Come over after school — short, clipped. The second you walked in, her jacket was still on, pacing the living room like a caged thing.

“Hey,” you said cautiously, shutting the door behind you.

Her head snapped up. “Don’t.”

Your heart sank. “What’s going on?”

She stalked closer, eyes dark. “You think I don’t see it?”

You blinked. “See what?”

“Every damn time someone else touches you. Talks to you like they got a chance. You let it happen.”

Your chest tightened. “Melissa—”

“Don’t fuckin’ Melissa me.” Her voice cracked, rough with something sharp. “You let Ava hang all over you today. Had the whole damn lounge lookin’. Like you wanted it.”

You stared, blood rushing in your ears. “It wasn’t—she was messing around. You’re reading into it.”

She laughed, cold and bitter. “Yeah? You think I’m fuckin’ blind?”

You stepped forward, hands shaking now. “Why do you care so much? I thought this was simple, remember?”

The words landed like a slap. Her mouth twisted.

“It was,” she bit out. “Till you started actin’ like you belonged to everybody.”

Your breath caught. “I never said I belonged to you either.”

That did it.

Melissa’s face darkened, jaw clenched so tight it looked like it might snap.

“So that’s what this is to you,” she said, voice low and dangerous. “Just fuckin’ around. No matter who’s touchin’ you.”

You swallowed hard, anger flaring hot in your chest. “Maybe if you didn’t treat this like some backroom secret, I wouldn’t have to wonder what the fuck we are.”

Silence.

Then she was on you — grabbing your wrist, backing you against the wall, eyes wild.

“You wanna know what we are?” she growled, chest heaving. “I’ll show you.”

Her mouth crashed onto yours — bruising, angry, desperate.

And even though you were shaking, even though your heart was breaking—

—you kissed her back just as hard.

Your back hit the wall so hard you gasped — Melissa’s hands already under your shirt, dragging it up, mouth biting at your neck.

“You got a smart mouth, sweetheart,” she growled. “Let’s see if you can still run it after this.”

You clawed at her jacket, pulling her impossibly close, anger and heat burning through your veins.

“Fuck you,” you hissed.

She laughed darkly. “You wish.”

And then she lifted you — strong arms pinning you to the wall, your legs wrapping around her waist on instinct. Her thigh pressed between your legs, grinding up hard enough to make you whimper despite yourself.

“Yeah,” she muttered, voice thick with something bitter. “That’s what I thought.”

You grabbed her hair, yanking her head back. “You don’t get to—”

Her mouth was on yours before you could finish — all teeth and tongue and bruising want.

“You think I don’t know what you’re doing?” she breathed against your lips. “Actin’ like I’m just another fuck, lettin’ people think they got a shot.”

You bit back a sob, hips grinding down on her thigh anyway.

“You don’t own me,” you gasped.

Her eyes blazed. “No? Then why are you drippin’ all over me right now?”

She carried you to the bedroom like you weighed nothing, threw you down on the bed, and stripped you fast and rough — no ceremony, no softness. Just possession.

“Spread ‘em,” she ordered, voice hoarse.

You glared up at her. “Make me.”

A flash of something dark crossed her face — then she was grabbing your thighs, forcing them apart, pinning you down with bruising grip.

“Fine,” she growled. “You want it like that?”

You gasped, arching as her mouth devoured you — no tenderness, just raw hunger, tongue and teeth and punishing rhythm. Your hands fisted the sheets, the tension between fury and need tearing you apart.

“Look at you,” she rasped between licks. “Actin’ like you don’t want me. Drippin’ for me anyway.”

You hated how right she was. Hated how fast your orgasm built, how it ripped through you with a cry you couldn’t bite back.

But she didn’t stop.

She kept going — harder, meaner, until you were sobbing, clawing at her shoulders, begging without even knowing what for.

When she finally pulled back, her mouth was slick, her eyes feral.

“Remember this,” she said, voice low. “Next time you think about lettin’ anyone else touch you.”

You lay there trembling, wrecked, chest heaving — the words already forming on your tongue.

But Melissa was already turning away, lighting a cigarette with shaking fingers, her back to you.

And just like that — the warmth was gone.

You lay there a long time, skin burning, heartbeat still stuttering in your chest.

Melissa sat at the edge of the bed, back to you, cigarette burning low between her fingers. She hadn’t looked at you since she’d finished.

Your throat felt raw. You opened your mouth once, twice—couldn’t speak.

Finally, voice shaking: “Melissa...”

Nothing.

You sat up slowly, pulling the sheets around you. “Can we just talk?”

A bitter laugh, sharp and tired. “Now you wanna talk?”

You swallowed. “I didn’t mean—”

She stood suddenly, dragging a hand through her hair.

“Don’t,” she snapped. “Don’t start that shit.”

You flinched.

Melissa exhaled smoke, pacing the room now, restless like she couldn’t stand being near you or away from you.

“This was supposed to be simple,” she muttered. “And now you—you’re in my fuckin’ head all day. Every time I look at you, I just...”

She trailed off, shaking her head.

“Then say it,” you whispered. “Say you want more. We can figure it out—”

Her laugh this time was cold, hollow. “No, sweetheart. You got it wrong.”

Your stomach dropped.

She met your eyes finally — gaze flat, hard.

“This?” she gestured between you. “That’s all it was. A fuck. Nothing more.”

You stared at her, mouth open, the words hitting like a punch.

“Don’t kid yourself,” she added, voice lower now. “You think I’m the type to get wrapped up over someone actin’ like they don’t know what they want?”

Tears stung your eyes. You bit your lip hard enough to draw blood.

She grabbed her jacket, already halfway to the door.

“Let yourself out,” was all she said before it clicked shut behind her.

You sat there in the silence, shaking, the sheets around your shoulders suddenly cold and useless.

And this time—

you didn’t chase her.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

Is Eridan’s fake attempt for land dweller genocide just a manifestation of his guilt of orphaning all those trolls? He says he wants to kill them all so they will no longer have to deal the loss of losing their parent to some finned hipster asshole?

So Eridan's life pre-SGRUB is primarily concerned with one thing: it is his Duty as a violet-blood who is close to the Heiress to feed her lusus so that it doesn't throw a tantrum and Kill Everybody. It's a manifestation not of guilt, but of anxiety.

He describes the murder he commits in pursuit of this as "all i evver done practically," and we never see him participate in a hobby he enjoys - we learn he's a hipster because Karkat calls him one, he FLARPs to fill Gl'bgolyb's belly, and people have fought with me before, but I maintain that his "interest" in military history is also just a part of his posturing/something he reads like somebody would doomscroll, as it validates his anxiety, because he only ever talks about history twice, in the vaguest possible terms, and the first time, it's just part of him posturing at Kanaya, and the second time, he's literally just. Wrong? He's just incorrect?

CA: yeah go ahead and kiss us off but therell be blood on your hands CA: you could either play along as our auspistice and do a little mediating like you wwere fuckin hatched to CA: or wwatch she and me devvolvve into fuckin full fledged kismesisses the kind like you dont get once in ten thousand swweeps CA: you knoww thats wwhat it wwould be there wwould be rainboww rivvers runnin through star systems and all nebulizin like liquid firewworks CA: it wwill be beautiful and heartbreaking all at once CA: you should read up on your history instead of poring through that godawwfull sunny rubbish

CC: None of your plots to kill t)(e land dwellers ever work out, and every doomsday device you get your )(ands on turns out to be a piece of junk! CA: so CA: i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military masterminds became great through upright persevverance

Like I just. Don't believe him when he says he's obsessed with military history when he doesn't seem to be able to name five specific battles, and thinks the main attribute a military leader needs to succeed is "persevverance". We know that Karkat's interest in romance is real because he brings it up more than twice and also starts infodumping about it to Vriska at one point, but Eridan only seems to mention it because he thinks he's supposed to care about it.

Which is pretty much, like, one of the biggest tensions in his character: how he feels he's supposed to act vs. how he actually feels about acting that way. He faces multiple pressures to be a certain person, which run counter to his actual feelings.

He has to be a murderer, because if he isn't one, then Gl'bgolyb will do a genocide on his entire species.

He has to be an unrepentant murderer, because they live in a horrible fascist murder-society where highbloods are supposed to kill lowbloods all the time for literally any reason.

He has to be the one getting his hands bloody because his ancestor, Dualscar, was also the Orphaner, and (especially highblood) trolls need to take up their ancestors' mantles.

He has to be rude and condescending to everybody else because that's how highbloods, and especially sea dwellers, have to act.

He cannot express compassion, sympathy, or pity, because sea dwellers and highbloods aren't supposed to act that way.

Magic has to be fake, because it's for shitty wigglers, and Eridan's not a wiggler anymore!

He has to be in a torrid pitch relationship because that was the most defining one Dualscar had, and he needs to complete Dualscar's unfinished business.

He has to be in a flushed relationship because Dualscar had an unrequited flushcrush on the empress, and he needs to complete Dualscar's unfinished business.

He has to hate the lowbloods because he's a highblood.

He has to hate the land dwellers because he's a sea dweller.

But wait! That's weird. He has to hate the land dwellers and lowbloods, but he's the one responsible for making sure they don't all die by keeping Gl'bgolyb full?

In truth, it would be all too easy to solve the land dweller problem once and for all. You'd just need to lighten up on the feeding schedule for a while. Maybe you'd be a little too busy to bother with that hassle for once? Or maybe you could happen to be off your game for a spell? It happens, even to the best sometimes. But nah. It would make her upset. More emotions. More problems. That's all you need.

And he has to be an unrepentant murderer even though he clearly feels more guilt for it than Feferi?

That should keep her happy for a while. And make a freshly orphaned troll somewhere pretty sad.

And you claim magic is fake idiot stuff for babies but you like it SOOOO much?

You also like MAGIC, even though you know it to be FAKE. Like a made up friend, the way wizards are. Made up make believe FAKEY FAKEY FAKES. It's still fun though.

So we can see that Eridan is basically being pulled two ways at all times.

On one hand, there's everything society says he needs to be: an unrepentant murderer, a military dictator, ruthless bloodthirsty sea-dwelling aristocracy, hater of all low bloods and land dwellers, Orphaner Dualscar's heir.

And on the other hand, there's the guy Eridan actually is: doesn't give a shit about the hemocaste, just wants friends and/or relationship partners, likes magic, like hipster stuff, kind of a tool, guilty and traumatized.

It doesn't help that the people he's surrounded by are the least likely to recognize his distress as distress - Feferi loooooves being a princess, Kanaya has never really voiced any strong opinions on the hemocaste because it largely doesn't concern her since she's a rare jade blood, and Vriska is doing a lot better than Eridan is at fitting the mold they were born into (not that she doesn't have problems, she's just doing better than Eridan, which is a low fucking bar). Even Karkat, because of his own hangups about being a mutant pariah, venerates the society he was born into, because he (wrongly) sees it as a means to gain validation so he can hate himself less. As a result, Eridan winds up with basically 0 support system, because pretty much every aspect of his life reinforces that the thing society says he should be is correct, and that there's something wrong with Eridan for being unable to meet that expectation.

Especially because, for at least all the "murderer" he's supposed to be, if he fails to meet that expectation, everybody dies. So it's not just that he's got a pushy lusus and a shitty society, like Vriska does, but that there's also the added weight that adhering to those expectations is literally, objectively, the correct thing to do, so long as he doesn't want literally everybody to die.

As a result, he's constantly trying to overcorrect his behavior and cognition to line up with what he thinks he's supposed to be. That's why he's constantly saying slurs even though he doesn't actually treat anybody differently for their caste. That's why he's constantly talking about murder and military history, even though he clearly doesn't enjoy doing either of those things. That's why he's always pushing this image of a big bad fascist wannabe, even though he actually wants to be a magic-slinging wizard.

The thing about genocide, for Eridan, is that he's already obsessed with genocide - the prevention of genocide. Keeping his species from being genocided is, without exaggeration, the most time-consuming pursuit in his life. BUT WAIT! He can't say, think, or believe that his actions are for the benefit of the land dwellers, because first of all, he feels kind of guilty about killing them, and second of all, because he's not allowed to express compassion to the people he's keeping safe. So between the stress, the cognitive dissonance, the anxiety, and the fact that Eridan doesn't really do a lot of introspection because he's so overwhelmed by emotion, his existing preoccupation with genocide is transmuted into something that's socially acceptable: "wanting all the land dwellers dead."

"[I]t would be all too easy." Indeed: if he ever slacks in his duties, they will all die. In fact, it's easier for him to let them die than to not. He clearly doesn't like doing all that killing, and it clearly makes him feel bad, and takes up a shitton of his time if nothing else, so it's probably occurred to him over, and over, and over, that maybe he should just... not! What if he just stopped.

Well, then everyone would die. Gl'bgolyb would raise her voice a little and it'd kill all the rust bloods, then the bronzes, the golds, the limes, the olives...

Wait! Is he feeling bad for them? He's not supposed to be feeling bad for the low bloods! Shit, shit, shit. Say a slur and then say something about how you WANT all the low bloods dead. PHEW. OKAY. SAFE. But that means you need to kill all the lowbloods. Because you said it, so it has to be true, and also, this is the way you're supposed to be. So, fuck, well, go commission a doomsday device. Okay, done. PHEW. It probably doesn't work, but nobody can say you didn't try! Hooray, you did it! You have performed a Sea Dweller Action! Oh it's time to go kill some people again. Damnit. Killing people sucks. It makes you feel bad, and it takes up so much of your time. What if you just didn't...

And we can see this with the way his lust for genocide is described. There's no mention of why he hates the land dwellers, no mention of how he believes society will improve with them gone, or even what they're doing that's so bad in the first place. He rambles at Feferi about "keeping the bloodlines pure" at one point, but this is clearly contradicted by him stating he wouldn't kill Kanaya, because what sort of friend would he be? (And the fact that he cares about Kanaya, Vriska, and the anon-blooded Karkat, who could be literally any blood color, at all!)

So yeah, like, the thing is, he doesn't want to kill them all. He even calls himself out for knowing his latest doomsday plot was a bust from the start:

You are almost starting not to care about this stupid doomsday device which probably won't even work. She probably KNOWS you know it won't work. She has probably put all the pieces together and knows it was an elaborate ruse to be in cahoots with her again.

And so does Feferi:

CC: None of your plots to kill t)(e land dwellers ever work out, and every doomsday device you get your )(ands on turns out to be a piece of junk! CA: so CA: i got to keep tryin thats howw all the great military masterminds became great through upright persevverance CC: I t)(ink deep down you stack t)(ese plots against you so you fail because you know it's wrong.

And here he is outright contradicting his stated goal of killing the land dwellers because, jegus, he'd never kill his friends:

CA: but somethin thatll kill all land dwwellers wwhat else wwould i be after GA: Can You Just For A Moment Entertain The Thoughts Of One Untouched By Megalomaniacal Derangement And Tell Me Why Id Want To Assist You With That CA: wwell CA: im not goin to vvery wwell kill you am i that wwould be fuckin unconscionable CA: wwhat kind of friend wwould i be

And a reminder that one of his closest friends at this point in time is Karkat, whose blood color is currently anonymous to his friend group, meaning he could be literally any blood color and Eridan wouldn't want him dead:

CC: You know, I'm not sure w)(y we never talk about our romantic aspirations. CC: We s)(ould more often. It is kind of -EXCITING! CA: shrug CC: Probably because you fill your gossip quota wit)( your nubby )(orned bro.

But Karkat also explicitly lumps himself in with the low bloods, so Eridan can't even use the excuse that Karkat might be nobility (but sea dwellers are still suppose to hate land dwelling nobility so that still wouldn't be a defense EVEN IF it was true):

CG: CHALK IT UP AS ANOTHER INFURIATING VICTORY FOR GUTTER BLOOD OVER ARISTOCRACY.

Because Eridan does not want to genocide the land dwellers. He's just anxious.

[sky-marbles]

So apparently some people have been hating on Ragatha after episode 3 and like???? For why???

I read their “reasons” and… oh. They don’t GET it. Like they don’t see what’s clearly in front of their god damn stupid ass faces.

That was mean, I’m sorry.

YA KNOW WHAT IM NOT FUCKIN SORRY

Ragatha is a people pleaser, which means she will do/say almost anything to please others so that there is a clear reason to like/want her around. Is this manipulative? I mean… I guess???? But also being nice to others is literally the least worst thing you could do to someone else??? “Oh but she doesn’t mean it” UM YEAH WHEN SHE TELLS POMNI “oh it’s ok that you left me for dead, twice🥲👍” she did NOT mean that it was ok. But what else was she gonna do? Say “hey wtf why’d you leave me to die?” Ragatha again RAGATHA, would never even consider that as an option because it would cause FRICTION. This is what Goose meant when she said that “Ragatha lies to others to avoid conflict” not that Ragatha lies to others to bend them to her evil will oooh scary~

And for the “she only ever worries about Pomni!” People, ITS BEEN 3 DAYS, POMNI HAS BEEN IN THIS DIGITAL HELL FOR ONLY 3 DAYS. I’m sure before she got there Ragatha worried over the other characters but after Pomni showed up, Ragatha focused all her attention to her since she FUCKIN NEEDS IT CLEARLY

People that dont like Ragatha (depending on their reasoning of course) says a few things to me about themselves, they either;

- don’t understand the pov or even concept of a chronic people pleaser

- lacking a concerning amount of media literacy

- the worst possibility…. both

I’m not saying you can’t hate Ragatha, you can obviously, but at least have the reasoning make sense. I have never before seen such a well written example of “people pleaser that clearly has self worth issues” in my life in any medium, especially in animation.

To those that ADORE Ragatha… I know why. It’s cause you’re probably a people pleaser, or you used to be. You see her way of thinking and go “oof I know that train of thought and it SUCKS” Maybe that’s me projecting cause I’m a people pleaser. To the point that I’ve put myself in literal life threatening situations merely because I didn’t want to be a bother to others. I wanted to be as likable as possible so ya know what I did? Exactly what we see Ragatha doing. And if you think that Ragatha is this awful person then you understand why I’m writing this.

Mwah! Goodnight everybody!

[b0yfoe]

randy is sooooooo relatable to me in a lot of uncomfortable ways. i think he is for a lot of ppl, esp as the world gets more and more fucked up and leaves us progressively disenfranchised and pessimistic......... chronic tendency toward inaction/passivity/detachment, debilitating shyness to the point of being unsociable, lack of direction, loowwww low low self-esteem projected in a way that makes others uncomfortable.... these are all things i recognize in myself and resent but in paaaaaaaaaaaarticular whats most relatable to me is a key piece of context that exacerbates those traits........ aka his home life.

obv rand is a very very sheltered kid, to say the absolute least lmfao. he attributes his problems to the ms beard incident but he honestly strikes me as just... neurodivergent. weird brain juice, genetically.... whether that manifests as severe anxiety disorders or perhaps a touch of the 'tism (trying not to project TOO much lol srry) or something else... and personally if theres one damn thing i know from firsthand experience its that it absolutely DECIMATES your sense of agency, being an anxious neuroweird kid with a similarly anxious and neuroweird helicopter parent who thinks they know whats best for you.

randy absolutely got dragged to therapy after the ms beard thing but i can see his mom being the type to either sit in on sessions or interrogate him about them after, and then offer her own 2 cents on whatever was said. she strikes me as the type to disagree with professionals, because she Knows Her Son. a counsellor is out here telling randy maybe he should join a team sport to bolster his confidence and make friends, and mama bradley cuts in to be like.........well no actually. this whole thing started because he was playing a game like that, throwing something. hes going to relive the trauma all over again especially if it gets disruptive and someone gets hurt

any coping technique, she has opinions about. any diary or journal, she probably wants to read—or even if she doesnt, randy would prob be worried about that possibility. medication..... lmfao. she def has thoughts on that too.  i can see her arguing with any kind of diagnosis. "really? no. not my randy. he's just shaken up, from the incident. he's otherwise perfectly normal."

but hes nottttt normal. hes not. and that would cause overparenting too, if she DOES recognize that hes a little different. either way, she'll mould him into what she needs him to be, whether that's a normal good boy, or something sick to be nursed, or a reflection of herself—a receptacle for all her love and pride and insecurity.

but christ. i saw him in the first 5 minutes standing stiff as a board like 🧍‍♂️and thought, oh. ohhh. you never learned how to mask. you never learned how to fake it. youre scowling so much, or looking lost.  you can barely even force a smile. when hardy asks you a question, hefts this huge expectation onto you, you look at him dead-eyed and dumb and i've BEEN THERE. that post thats like "randy has 80000 body focused repetitive disorders" fucking Yeah. tri weilding trich derma and onychophagia. i fucking loooooove johnny's own little tick that he gave randy - with the digging his nails into his palms. it's so real. all that tension has to manifest somehow, it needs somewhere to go!!! you have to keep it contained....dig your claws into yourself, to keep yourself grounded, and so you dont dig them into anything else

randy bradley i just know that in a shrink's chair, if they put a tissue in your hands youll tear it up completely and make a huge mess and then when youre done youll start tearing your own body up instead. like a depressed parakeet. i just knowwww youll unconciously chew a straw to bits in a restaurant in full view of everybody, whether its paper or plastic. thats why your mom still orders for you in restaurants - so she can make sure they dont bring you a straw. and also bc she knows what you like better than you do. how could you know? even if you did, could you order it for yourself? just let your mom do it for you, randy. she loves you. she knows best. she'll take on the onus of deciding, of wanting, of seeking. you dont have to want anything. she can want it for you.

the way she talks to him over the phone specifically at the end is also so so telling to me, and it makes me so proud of him for steeling himself against the greatest weapon at a mothers disposal: disappointment. she doesn't sound like shes intentionally trying to guilt trip randy necessarily but the fucking hesitationnnnnnn and disappointment and concern in her voice is like.....so disproportionate for.  like...  reiterating that you will be missing one dinner.

guilt and love are such powerful tools. we even see it in benson when he gives his mom his own pack of cigarettes. his caretaking is a different kind of compliance, but not that different. benson is managing his moms physical needs. randy is managing his moms emotional needs... by being submissive and docile. talking her down. mumbling acquiescent reassurances "yes, mom. sorry, mom. of course, mom."

how do you express anything but gratitude for a woman that has run herself ragged to keep you safe and comfortable? how can you even THINK of being defiant for even a second? you'd have to be a monster. yes, mom. thank you, mom. i know i'm a heavy burden, mom. i'm sorry i did that bad thing, that stupid, evil thing. i'll try to be normal, mom. i'm sorry i haven't been normal, mom. thank you for loving me anyway. why am—why am i going blue? um. i don't—i guess it's a little hard to breathe? a little? you're holding me kind of tig—right, no, you're right, sorry. thank you, mom. i love you, mom.

pre-canon he never had any hope of moving away, going to university, of becoming anything. how do you pick a major or find literally any kind of direction in a dead dead dead nowhere town, with fear and indecision and the shit economy and worst of all, a doting jailer, keeping you there like it's for your own good?

you can do irrevocable harm, loving someone too much, the wrong way. ..... only in your worst nightmares do you imagine that someone will come along and do exactly that to your baby. again. but different.

[hearmeout---explosivediarrhea]

I love Jason Todd but like he did that shit. I in no way shape or form think Jason was innocent or like pit madness the whole way type shit. was he written badly??? to me hell yeah but do his actions need to be swept under the rug to make him look good? NO! he is an ass and a murderer who tried to kill his family multiple times he was needlesly agressive to people who only wanted to help and hell the only person who was still trying to get in his good graces (when i was still paying somewhat attention to comics) was fucking bruce like im pretty sure everybody else hated him! dont get me wrong hes my favorite robin and i love the redhood but like hes lowk only good when hes not in gotham.

when hes in gotham his only purpose is to argue with bruce over something theyve already argued about and eventually make up or leave things off on less shaky terms. then the fandom... the fandom pisses me off so much oml. sometimes jason is either a man child who cant handle his emotions under the excuse if pit madness or hes some purist fuck who has a panic attack at the slight indication that batman is coming for him (excluding anything using that bc of gotham wars since its usally used to futher the need/want for a cure to the adrinelin thing) this is not to say that people always write him like that i just see it often enough to get mad about it

im mostly mad that the fandom, in order to bring up jason, knock down other robins. like the dick slander i see is completly unjustified, tim becomes a punching bag whos too scared to be near jason as if he didnt threaten suicide when faced with an evil future self if his tim has balls of steel idgaf, cass in the fandom is always just the silent girl in the back or an honorable mention while hanging in hong kong, damian is just his angsty younger brother which is weird when they also lean into the i fucked ur mom part and i dont even wanna talk about the talia and jason situation, duke is never mentioned and if he is he gets a throwaway line abt how he doesnt know jason or somthing else jason related, and steph is that one weird kid who comes in throws a purple glitter bomb and leaves

like i really am tired of it. its hard asf to be a jason fan when he takes up the entire story everywhere. like i live u jason but i doubt you needed more than an honorable mention in some of the stories you overtake. I love jason and i realize half the shit hes done was unnessacary and only writen to cause conflict since nobody knows what to do with him but like so what? if i cared enough if rewrite dc and not have him do it sure but like hes done it and hes an ass and i love him. hes still my favorite robin hes still an ass and hes still one hell of a villian/antihero/whatever the hell he wants to be that day ig. all this to say that the anti/pro jason todd discorse is stupid as ultimatly most of you are arguing abt two seperate versions of the same character and fanfiction pissed me off again.

[epicthemusical]

Hi I am very new to the Epic fandom and I'm curious to know what all the big ships are (if there are any. Tbh I've had enough of shipping wars for a while), or if there's anything else I need to know for interacting in the fandom space

okay phew this is gonna be a lot and i have enlisted my EPIC friends to make this is accurate i can. first off nicknames we use a lot. Eurylochus us Eury, Odysseus is Ody, Perimedes is often called Peri of course Penelope is often called Pen. you might see mention of Diomedes which is based more in the original Illiad which we call Dio. hmm think thats about all now onto ships

odypen (Odysseus x Penelope) ofc self explanatory applies to both EPIC and original sources

eurymene (Eurylochus x Ctimene) they are not mentioned in EPIC but yeah Ctimene is also Ody sister making Eury and Ody brothers in law

diodypen (Diomedes x Odysseus x Penelope) based more on the original source of The Odyssey/Illiad but will be mentioned in EPIC communities

odydio (Odysseus x Diomedes) again based more on original source but could be mentioned

telestratus (Telemachus x Peseistratus) again based on original source but will be mentioned at times

odypoli (Odysseus x Polites) EPIC based one of my personal favorites and a pretty popular ship not much else to say Perenor, Perinorpoli, Peripoli, ect (Perimedes x Elpenor, Perimedes x Elpenor x Polites, Perimedes x Polites) basically any combination of these three is a ship. this is caused by some cut song snippets Jorge has shared specifically Cope with That and a mention that originally Polites x Perimedes were supposed to be a thing

antimachus (Telemachus x Antinous) This is a toxic ship when it comes to EPIC cannon

Another big fandom thing that isnt really everybody cup of tea is something called the Manwore AU started by Anniflamma a big animator/artist within EPIC were basically Ody sleeps with everyone as a way to make it through his journey. I will mention that Ody does NOT cheat on Penelope in either EPIC or the original sources.

Polites Eury and Ody are childhood friends

people will often mention pancakes and Polites together that is from the Cyclops saga.

One of the problems in the fandom is a lot of people bashing Eury for his actions i personally dont like bashing characters since i believe every character made mistakes and messed up so no one character deserves to be blamed but you can form your own opinions on this.

Fans of EPIC are called winions which is short for wind minions shown in the Ocean Saga and is often related to the Lotus eater creatures

Big artists/animators for EPIC include Gigi, Aniflamma, Mircsy (prounounced merchy), Gwendy, Wolfythewitch, and a newer one called Neal

Playlist of EPIC animatics/animations in order (Vengeance saga is the livestream since its so new and not all the songs have animations yet)

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLGNbMhyzUajd-DZadE_QzvBwpYr2J8_J2&si=nXBZSJQPXBnW-DnF

overall this community is actually one of the better to exist and for the most part except for a minority everyone is open and supportive so feel free to share your thoughts and creations. We have a ton of very creative and talented people and we welcome you to the EPIC community UwU

[nerdy-chocomallow]

About the unpopular opinion post!

1°: I dont like how the second a new character shows up, they are shipped with someone and especially with Luka and Alix, like, LEAVE THEM ALONE 😭, not everyone needs to be in a romantic relationship. I like wholesome, cuddles and kisses BUT its nice to have characters that arent interrested in that. Aroace Alix 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

2°: Not a fan/dont like Bi Mari. Personally i believe that Mari doesnt have an attraction towards girls, i think that she is painfully straight, i kinda dont like Mari also so. I believe that many people headcanon her as Bi/Pan etc since she the main character and shipped with everybody, also because WLW ships are cool. But in short, no Bi Mari for me

3° Kagami is WAY better than Mari, Mari along 6 seasons hardly got any character development, now Kagami? Oh ye

4° Many miraculous holders just....got their miraculous with not a real reason for that😭

5° i dont like overly fem Marc that much- DONT KILL ME PLS. My dislikes comes especially from many fics of Wattpad, treating Marc like an "UwU bean", it's the stereotype of a gay men basically and i hate it, so i get flashbacks when i see overly fem Marc, it makes me a bit scared of how the OP sees gay men/androgynous people 😬. ESPECIALLY when the OP headcanons Marc as Non Binary or Trans, it unfortunaly feels like an excuse to make Marc even more fem😔. I love how Marc is androgynous and i love the fact that he can fit with basically any style, fem Marc, masc Marc, love all of them, but the way some people write/draw fem Marc makes me feels suspicious about them...

I have to agree with all of these, especially 1, 2, and 5. I hate how Alix is shipped with people instantly and we know that aroace people can date but only if they want to or genuinely interested in that. And it’s been shown that alix isn’t interested in dating or romance, that’s fine. As for Luka, he needs more time to be a character before he can date again, I wouldn’t blame him if I had a girlfriend like marinette, she was terrible to him. Also what’s with some of these people thinking Chloé has chemistry with either character and thinking that would be better if that’s canon. No ma’am, you can ship them but they don’t act like it should canon and thinking it would work. We need focus on them as individuals and platonic and familial relationships, not every character needs to be shipped.

I have nothing else to say about marinette other than, people getting real close and personal up on your space isn’t always romantic or shippy. Honestly I don’t see Chloé being a sapphic either, she just has zero chemistry with anyone and just because she’s a big fan of ladybug, doesn’t mean she has a crush on her, there’s a difference. Honestly I see Chloé being the type to experiment and then try to deny she does that stuff.

It feels weird and gross when people just make Marc nonbinary, just so he can be the feminine one for him and nath’s relationship. It just doing the heteronormativity on to them and it just bleh.

I wish kagami didn’t get up with Felix because that ruin her character to me, and as for 4… yeah you’re not wrong, I wish other characters helped marinette pick holders and why they deserve to be heroes instead of doing it randomly like penalteam gang, Felix, and Chloé.

[wolfertinger]

do u understand this at all? cuz i legit don’t 😭 idk if im dumb or not but it sounds so incoherent to me

this is from wis

“Yeah guys, i stole this guy's name and my whjole online presence is posting about his wrongs and accusing him of being friends with rapist!!!!!!!

the source: it's from a callout on a popular trans woman by her EX where they both were stoned out of our mind and i didn't fucking talk about any of this out of respect for both of them, but if you wanna fucking go there. The whole shit that they are bringing up is a callout campaign against a trans woman who has been basically threatened into harassing me and salem for months because the person who wolfertinger blog is pals with had all the vulnerable moments she ever said when they were dating, and basically held it against her entire time, and when they broke up the tgirl came to my fuckin dms really stressed out talking to me about it, hysterical and angry because nobody else was willing to talk to her, because when they broke up with wolfertinger's pals they were immediately accused of being an evil rapist and had a massive fucking blackmailing campaign and emotional abuse from her ex. Now i don't really know the details of what happened that night, as nobody really does because according to the tgirl's testimony she and my little stalker were both stoned out of their fucking mind, like she does not remember anything so i dont know what the fuck really happened. Anyways, fast forward the next month, helping that girl not to kill herself and to stay alive despite the abuse and threats and social murder that she faced, she had multiple suicide attempts, which these ghouls call "suibaiting" and it was VERY traumatizing for everybody involved. She did nothing more than say sorry over and over and over and when this didnt work she was so distressed with the idea of being a rapist that she wanted to take her own life MULTIPLE times, so yeah she was NOT exaggerating. When things cooled down a little bit, I asked the person accusing the tgirl of rape what happened, since the tgirl did not remember anything, because of the substance they both took, she told me her side and i agreed, that i can see why you think this is not okay and said "i wish she didnt do this to you but she did and i'm sorry" and essentially after this the tgirl got told we support her accuser's side or whatever and went off on me and left me alone, which is fine, she can be upset at me for this conversation, after everything she has been through. We have not talked since, but to say we are friends with a rapist is just fucking insane and dishonest, as usual and fact of the matter is, that the accusing person has been doing this kind of callout smear campaign to all of their exes which includes salem, telling everybody how abusive and how all their (almost entirely) trans partners were rapists and sexual predators, stirring shit up online. I don't know what to think, i wasn't there in the room, the testimonies are not clear, i don't understand either and i have been harassed by both parties for like 8 months at that point, so i wasn't entirely happy about all of this. And we weren't really friends prior. You make up your own conclusions, but i have no fucking idea. fact of the matter is, this suicidal trans girl has came into my life super suddenly, she has spent many nights crying to me and asking me to comfort her, and i wasn't aware of anything initially other than "oh my god another fucking callout on a trans woman by their TME ex" So i just fucking helped her, i was very traumatized by the whole situation and i would never really want to talk about any of this because the situation is traumatic and scary and real, and people were hurt and suffering. The trans girl has been getting messages like "kill yourself dumb tranny retard rapist" from her ex's cousin or nephew or something, she has been harassed in a very transmisogynist way, and i do hold a grudge over that, like even if the allegations are true, it doesn't make it any less transphobic to say that to someone. Either way, the whole situation was something i wanted to move away from and just move past because i do not want to think about any of it any more than i should, and these people are using just to fucking harass me for helping their victim and standing up for them.

Also the conversation i had with the tgirl's ex about what happened where i tried to be as respectful as it gets and tell them it's okay, you don't have to talk about it, i understand, they fuckin gave me everything and later used it in a callout to tell me how wrong and evil i am for doing this, and that just strikes me as a little odd. Like are you upset i asked about what happened from the alleged victim??? And you're calling me evil and spin out of context because i wrote a lot in those messages about how i feel and asking you to clarify? It's just very dishonest”

wow. wis is going mask off, because her lies, are being exposed.

wis. this tgirl, ADMITTED TO YOUR FACE THEY WERE A RAPIST. TO YOUR FACE.

and STILL, you believed them, over their victim. because, you did not like their victim. YOU are the dishonest one. YOU are the one, that continues to defend predators, crying when they suicide bait, helping them guilt trip their victims. then turning around, crying, and saying this rape and abuse victim, is actually evil, for not wanting to be around someone who defends their rapist and abusers.

be honest wis. you cannot prove any of your claims. because you know they are lies, to cover your own ass.

so again wis. why do you defend kiwifarmers? you claim they are, the ultimate evil. you defend TWO of them. you claim, to only want to support, vulnerable trans women. well. you are not. you are supporting ABUSERS. AND RAPISTS.

[puhpandas]

I still see fans use the glamrocks dismantlings against greg! which is crazy cuz the game makes us do it and we’re never faced with an alternative ever. It’s not like greg was presented with a faz wrench, realized he could reboot the bots, then turn around and said nahh. He had maybe 3-4 hours left on the clock and I doubt any kid could make a plan to reboot 3 violent robots while also worrying about vanny within that amount of time

Their dismantlings, while sad in ruin, feels like a cheap attempt at glamrock angst when the glamrock angst should’ve been focused on how FE treats/neglects their robots. Why are we blaming the child over the greed/carelessness of men that put him, and everyone else, in that situation? Sotm better pull through and show how evil big corporations are so fans can parallel it with FE smh

YEAH I've actually never really thought about that second part. I think that's actually why I was so miffed by it in ruin and it didnt hit, and I love the glamrocks so it really should have!! it felt too cheap and thrown in, like there wasnt any buildup. and jtop literally SAID in the john interview that they put in chicas rebeakening as fan service to be able to feel that satisfaction at fixing her. he pretty blatantly either said or implied idk which but pretty sure it's the former that it was so you could fix what Gregory had done, which is. kind of strange

I understand it from an outside player perspective, bc it's like everybody felt bad breaking them, but I feel like this wasnt the way to go about it, especially because Gregory himself was not even involved when they were being fixed. theres nothing about the actual situation being expanded upon, just one part being put back into place by the "kind" child to fix what the "other" child had done

I think that's why I was miffed by cassie and roxys relationship too and it didnt hit like Gregory and freddys. it felt so sanitized, like, the whole point of roxy is that she isnt at all what a perfect character for the brand would be like and shes insecure and mean and lashes out, but then as soon as cassie finds her under the forklift shes suddenly back to being a soulless entertainer robot that's nothing but kind? her voice acting LITERALLY turns robotic!! it's like her entire personality was stripped away for her to be more likeable, even if that wasnt the intention, and it just didnt make it feel genuine

that's what it feels like with 'fixing' chica too. theres no real genuineness to it, it's just slapping a bandaid on it and not talking about what really matters about the situation. PLUS in the process it just paints Gregory who's already in an atrocious light from another event from the exact same game in an even worse light, especially with how jtop implied it in the interview that he was the "bad" to Cassies "good".

it feels like less to actually make you care or think about chica being sentient trapped in this building and broken and STILL under the virus and just. heres a bandaid, hope you guys feel better about (gregory) breaking them! isnt cassie a sweetheart for doing this? (theres an unlike unsaid there)

no hate to cassie or anything /gen. I have zero problem with her, it's just how it all as a whole was handled. this feels like a mistake theyve been making a lot recently with focusing on the wrong things. not focusing on the sentient Fazbear ent characters and how they each dont fit into their boxes for one reason or another and instead just the "look roxy and cassie are friends and shes back to acting like her animatronic performer self and now you as the player get to experience satisfaction but nothing about the situation actually changes". it's like this with mimic too, where they keep focusing on the boring mortal parts of mimic of it just being an old ass rusty robot instead of the glitchtrap AI virus parts of it, which are the actual dangerous scary parts that make it feel powerful and hard to beat in any capacity

ur so right about the Fazbear ent stuff not being focused on enough, especially since it's one of the most prominent amazing storylines in sb!! Bonnie in ruin should have served that, but it didn't, it just added more kindle to the fire in our own minds to make the story better. they didnt actually talk about the implications of bonnie being there and dead and phased out but it's there. the implication is good enough I guess, but it's just another thing about how it could have been expanded upon. like cassie could have had a little dialogue putting it into perspective like "omg he was here the whole time? it looked like someone killed him! it's so unfair that they just phased him out like that :(" or something then boom, makes the player think about it

ur so right about all the things u said in ur ask about the "glamrock angst" instead of focusing on the actual sad parts of their story that are AMAZING. especially since they're framing them being broken as the most terrible worst thing to ever happen to them and the ONLY bad thing when it was done by Gregory and not the mistreatment and abuse from Fazbear ent that made Freddy abandon the place (bc of bonnie) which was done BY the company. its framing Gregory as being the bad one twice in the same game when he didnt need another player while Fazbear ent, who is already the culprit of the glamrocks story that isnt expanded upon enough, isnt emphasized so players only focus on Gregory breaking them as being their worst fates

[evilrwbyfan]

can you talk about how RN handled it’s female characters better than DE?

honestly, neither renightmare or doll eye handled anything better. both series have always primarily focused on mystery and alfred before anybody else

the reason i ever originally talked about it is cause while both series are poor with handling female characters, renightmare still tried to give everybody a purpose... to its own detriment (having a bunch of unfinished story arcs and forgotten characters)

i dont even know what doll eye is trying to do. its obvious it wants the female characters to be important too but it doesnt put in any actual work to make them relevant to the plot. its not like they have any side plots either like rn jessy did, theyre kinda just there to fill the empty space and build the world which like... yeah, i guess thats fine? but its hard to not look at that weirdly when skrill has never actually cared about his female characters beyond the nightmare era of his art

in doll eye, pretty much every female character is a plot device or explanation to something. lilly is the sad backstory for 2 male characters, lillys entire story is about how terrible the fashion industry can be and abuse in marriage but for some reason, it doesnt focus on her at all. the one animation we have (my heart will go on mv) isnt even about lilly and what *she* went through, its about arthur and how *he* feels about it despite the fact *he caused her death*. lilly developed an ed and died but arthur was the one that made her feel forced to do this in the first place, he already showed signs of abusive behavior before lilly died and that only got worse after it

but we are meant to sympathize with him? why dont we see lillys side? how living like that was like for her? why are we making a womans suffering about the man who caused it?

renightmare may have not given lilly a story like doll eye tried to do, but at least it wasnt *pretending* to care about her. lilly wasnt supposed to BE a fleshed out character in renightmare, she was just meant to be an explanation for how mystery was born. while i still think she deserved more in renightmare, i can excuse this because at least shai, jessy, and even yuki all get their moments to shine

rn jessy has an entirely separate webcomic that was written before renightmare but it still translated over to the renightmare story, therefore allowing her to still retain her original personality and purpose while also giving her a proper origin. its true jessy isnt important to renightmares plot, but shes not irrelevant either. possessed alfred murdering jessy in renightmare was to connect her original story to renightmare and start the beginning of alfreds downward spiral, everything served a purpose even if the character in said purpose ends up not mattering to the main plot

doll eye jessy is just shais girlfriend.... thats literally all. literally the most i can tell you about de jessy is that shes shais girlfriend and peters friend, which by the way, we know more about peter than we do about shais own girlfriend. what a win for lesbian representation, right?

we dont even know de jessys personality, but i could write so much about rn jessy despite the fact shes NOT EVEN IMPORTANT TO THE MAIN PLOT OF RENIGHTMARE

then shai? this is a hard one to talk about. not because doll eye writes her better or worse, but because she is the same exact character in both series. she didnt get any significant changes, shes literally just the same exact person she was beforehand. the only difference is renightmare gives us more of a spotlight on her personality when she was a child, other than that? shes literally just reused material. that doesnt speak care to me, thats a shortcut (like pretty much everything is in doll eye)

i honestly cant even tell if shai is supposed to be important to the plot in doll eye. so far of what we know of her, she doesnt really do anything. this could easily be for the sake of trying to keep the mystery alive, not tell too many spoilers to the doll eye audience... thats fine... but it does say a lot when most if not all the female characters are just reused material rather than something original

in both stories, yuki is just alfreds wife. she is not meant to have any real purpose. but i can excuse this because there is no reason for her to *have* a purpose. she is not meant to a plot relevant character, she is just an explanation to alfred having children. thats fine. the reason i dont mind this like i do with lilly is because she doesnt have a tragic story that gets turned around to be about a male character. she is just meant to be a regular mom and that is OK. its ok to have 1 purpose characters like that

but even then its just... idk. i honestly cant even tell if im being biased here, but i cant really even remember anything about doll eye yuki off the top of my head? but renightmare yuki... i actually have things i can talk about with her. she's an irresponsible mother who does not take action when needs to, she has anger issues and acts on her impulses, she has the slight possibility of being a fighter, she doesnt know how to maintain healthy relationships with the people around her (most noticeably shai and alfred), and she does not have healthy coping mechanisms

then regarding de nya, shes in the same boat as de shai. except like... shes just... the same exact character ENTIRELY. thats more lazy than shais writing!

theres not much to say about rn nya that wouldnt apply to de nya, the only actual changes to notice is that rn nya is more immature than de nya

so... yeah, im not sure how satisfying this is for you to read anon. but renightmare doesnt really do the female characters any more justice than doll eye does. theyre both very lackluster in those departments, but only one tries to hide it. maybe id be kinder to doll eye if it wasnt a renightmare ripoff (or skrill wasnt a fucking weirdo), but yeah. crazy how a project written by someone whos in their 20s is worse than a story written by a 13 year old

better writing =/= better story. there are plenty of amazing stories out there with great potential that arent written well. doll eye is the opposite, its higher quality in practically everything except its story and character personalities