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His goofy ass trying not to laugh istg😂. Look at this guy.

#everything is a joke to him#😂😂😂#also his special skill being speed is so stupid😂#like duh#he is there for speed and a good time#how can a man be so old and smol at the same time#putting him in my pocket#jenson button#jb22#jota.jenson#wec.jenson#hertz team jota#the essence of jenson button
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More Stowaway AU
Pacifica dynamics with each Grunkle. Happy late Father’s Day and birthday to the grunks!
#Pacifica Northwest#Stanley Pines#Stanford Pines#Stan Pines#Gravity Falls#Stowaway AU#my art#doodles#there’s much more lovecraftian ass monsters and pirate specters than I’ve depicted I just really like making jokes about the dynamics#i love Paz and Stan beefing but like now it’s with love#Ford and Pacifica though that was a surprising discovery bc before I’d always have their relationship as positive neutral#maybe Paz a little tinyyyy bit scared of him bc he is Dipper coded but once he finds out about her paranormal connections he might#unintentionally treat her more science experiment and anomaly more than like a person which is very NOT a Dipper thing so Paz is freaked#but like in the Stowaway AU ok some of that happens but I think the more Ford gets to know her as a bullheaded but intelligent kid who’s#eager to impress he sees a bit of himself AND his brother within her personality and she’s had to go through so much shit but she’s still#here and talking her shit and she’s surprisingly interested in history and so intuitive and REALLY into paranormal shit like even if its not#all the cryptid and science shit he likes they find something to really bond over#and then everything else is just like hey! this kid is cool#and then in the middle of the night one day he’s like ‘Stanley I think I’m ready to be a father.’ and Stan goes BWUH?????
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The voices won, introducing my jamimayu fankid 🐍🍙
(Originally I wanted to make a more proper full-body ref before sharing him BUT I liked how this turned out, so treat this as like a bit of a sneak peek ww)
#my art#twisted wonderland#twst#jamimayu#oc#twst oc#rami viper#wow im drawing an oc thats not mayu.... incredible#anyways i joke that he likes being good at things#but jamil absolutely destroys him at everything he tries#(jamil. are you maybe taking out ur childhood trauma on ur kid /j)#cue rami in shambles at the DDR machine at the arcade bc he cant beat jamils score#more lore eventually when i uh get to the full ref#this is just for fun
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My favorite part of The Pitt is every single doctor desperately vying for Robby’s attention and approval and then there’s Whitaker who looks like he wants to scurry off into the walls or crumple into a puddle and disintegrate every time Robby so much as glances his way and so of course that’s who Robby decides to be like “that’s him. that’s my new favorite white boy” with
#im joking but also#smth smth the boys club of it all#robby latches onto to whitaker and says he has game and constantly checks in on him in a way you can picture him doing with a younger#Langdon. meanwhile mohan and mel and santos and javadi and mckay are kinda just. there#and he is obviously a good teacher to all of them. hes hard on Mohan because he believes in her and mel and mckay are doing fine and dont#need checking in on and santos he does check in on when it becomes clear there is a problem and collins and him had a thing so he can’t#hover. but also#its clear he sees himself in whitaker and saw himself in langdon and adopted them as His Mentees in a way we have not seen him do with any#of the women#and you combine that with everything with David and Mckay and its like. okay i see you robby#like he is not a misogynist but he has created an unintentional boys club! hes thinking more about the kid with a hit list than the girls#that list targets!#it is just. such a realistic depiction of a genuinely good guy who is trying his best but also does have ingrained biases that even he#is not aware of#the pitt#the pitt hbo#the pitt 2025#michael robinavitch#dennis whitaker
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One of the reasons why I love Steddie is how sweet Eddie was with Steve in the forest scene. That’s what got me into this ship. It was nice to see someone being patient and kind to Steve like that and it coming from someone like Eddie who viewed Steve so differently means a lot.
I loved how he told him how much Dustin looks up to him, making Steve smile and even after that wanting to joke around a little to make Steve laugh as well.
It was such a nice change, because all the other scenes we just see him bickering with someone or people making him seem stupid when he asks questions. Eddie didn’t make fun of him for not knowing Ozzy like he probably would have prior to things and instead let it be and called Steve cool. I love them.
#I know it shouldn’t be taken to heart how Dustin was like with him#But it just bothers me sometimes#Or even Nancy’s comment how it explains everything bc Steve hit his head#Implying there’s something wrong with him even as a joke#I just take things personally sometimes because I see myself in Steve and I’d love to be given that patience too#steve harrington#stranger things#eddie munson#steddie
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I enjoyed every second of this quest
[This art has platonic intention. Thank you for not tag ship!]
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#tighnari#genshin impact tighnari#daily tighnari#cyno#genshin impact cyno#please do not tag as ship thank you#i have too much words but nothing came out from my mouth#i. i love it so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i am way too lazy to write everythin abt it#but gOSH WHEN SOME OF MY BRAINROT/HC BECOMES CANON#NO SPOILER BUT ?!?!?! EVERYTHING ABT THIS QUEST MAKES ME SO HAPPY#sethos ?!?!!! i love him. i need more cyno sethos interaction#i am so sleepy from work oh gosh but i already had idea for sethos comic/fanarr#SETHOS I HOPE HE ENJOYS CYNO'S PUNS#oh i swear if he laughs at cyno's jokes it IS SO OVER FOR ME#and WE GOT THE WHOLE CYNO FRIENDS I-#tighnari. can i talk abt tighnari.#no i wont i am lazy.#good night to them
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Literally what’s wrong with him
#the way he says it too unfunniest man alive he deserves everything that happened to him#ninjago monstrosity#ninjago#kai jiang#taya txt#btw im being sarcastic I have so many thoughts abt kai joking / internalizing what happened to him but I can’t say it normally so instead#i wish him the worst hope this explains it
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Actually, the bars aren't so bad anymore.
Think you can fix him? Read about his care instructions over at Tiger Tiger)
#Tiger Tiger#ludovica bonnaire#rakkatak ann#I thought I liked him (in a way he has a great design and is an effective antagonist) and *then* he licked the spit.#Now I need to create a lab to study him in. My god. He gives me hives. I need to see more of him NOW.#Something is wrong with him and it fascinates me.#He is everything I like in an antagonist. A little bit stupid and unintentionally funny while being a genuine threat.#I call him rat man they way I want to see him skitter around on the floor.#Call him rat man the way he might need a little cheerio snack and some enrichment.#I am so...so tired and I am struggling to keep the jokes train going.#Please continue to read Tiger Tiger! Every new reader fuels my energy gauge.#Sorry I've been missing so many days of posting. I'll try to make up with some extra posts this week!
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Headcanon: Deep down they both want to be their fairy godparent/godkid again after losing them, but don't believe they deserve each other and feel like they aren't worthy to be their companion anymore
They both need counseling and therapy as a whole package
#fairly oddparents#fairly oddparents a new wish#peri#peri fairywinkle cosma#dev dimmadome#fop a new wish#peri fairly oddparents#a new wish#periwinkle#the fairly oddparents#dev#my art#fanart#I like how both Peri and Dev is the type who prefers not directly express their feelings because they want to be seen as cool/independent#and be loved by the people that they care of#in other words#a tsundere//hit#jokes aside I like to think another reason why Dev cried during that scene is because-#he realized he's doing the same thing that his dad has done to him but on Peri#and yet Peri still cares for him despite his treatment towards him#like how Dev still loves his dad despite being a terrible father#and just..want to do everything right by him to earn his dad affection#man#Also ngl I have a hunch that Dev might still remember since Hazel's ''no rule'' wish was pretty vague#so maybe he counts in that wish?#plus he was wearing sunglasses before the memory wipe which maybe that won't affect him as well?#you can see I'm coping rn#I do hope this is only temporary and we will see them being back together in season 2 tho#giving them both some time to reflect and growth#because Peri clearly needs more experience in his job and Dev needs his character development for season 2
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right hand on blue or whatever</33
#date everything#date everything fanart#parker date everything#parker bradley#did this as a warmup sketch now im working on his suit#i am ill about him it's so stupid#art n shit#my little cringefail loser i love him#they KNEW the amount of jokes that would be made when they gave him the twister board swim trunks i swear
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but we'll never be rid of each other
#the silt verses#brother faulkner#sister carpenter#tsv#no joke this is the fastest I finished a drawing in 2 years#started this friday night and worked all day today to finish it before the finale#(not ready for the finale btw. so sorry for the person I'll be)#shoutout to the crane wives' icarus for inspiring this drawing#in particular the lyrics: oh my brother my brother / who have you become in the wake of all that's happened here? /#our hands are pulling everything apart#alt in id text#(as per usual pls lmk if the description is too long! or needs editing#EDIT: FORGOT TO SAY i contemplated putting faulkner in his robes but#i liked the imagery of him and carpenter as equals stripped away of all titles#when you remove the titles and robes and lies who is it underneath?
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incorrect blood blossom au quotes
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Danny, as nightingale: *making horrific noise bombs* Nightingale: if i use this audio of the sun, reverse it, reverse it again, then layer it on top of these reconstructed dinosaur growls, and then drop the pitch, i can almost replicate the noise of a leviathan in the deep end of the zone :) Nightingale: some circles call this "psychological" warfare Nightingale: i call it a highly effective brown note
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Once Bruce's gimmick villains start popping up: Danny, gripping Bruce by the shoulders: Buzz. Buzz. listen to me. listen. Bruce: Danny: monologues? fuckin' wORK. you gotta let 'em monologue.
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Bruce: you incited a prison riot? Danny: you assaulted a police officer? Bruce: Danny: Bruce, trying not to smile: Bruce: actually, i assaulted three Danny, failing at trying not to smile: and i incited several
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Danny talking about cujo: —he’s a good dog! Bruce: im sensing a ‘but’ here Danny: ....you’re right there is a ‘but’ Bruce: hm. Danny: but, you know how ghosts have powers? Bruce: im assuming the dog has ghost powers. Danny: m. Mhm. he can become the size of a bus Bruce: … a h
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Bruce: wait. pause Danny, was about to drop Dad Lore on Bruce: Bruce: is this another horrifying thing from your childhood that im about to hear? Danny: Danny:…yeee..es? Bruce: *wearing the face of a man mentally preparing himself for whatever fucked up shit danny’s about to spit out of his mouth* hn Bruce: carry on
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Nightingale: be the karma you wanna see in the world. Nightingale: with a few tranquilizers, a slingshot, and some red paintballs, you too can trick the mob into thinking that they've been shot by Batman's sniper from hell! Nightingale, winking: they're not totally wrong about it either!
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Nightingale: I cant kick people in the face anymore thanks to the bone-eating poison Superman: the what- Nightingale: so i do the next best thing, and enact psychological warfare on Bat's enemies instead.

#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#blood blossom au#dpxdc au#gotta love bruce and danny. nothing says father-son bonding like traumatizing the gotham underground#had the brilliant idea of making danny a ranged fighter in blood blossom thanks to his whole *gestures* everything. and im running with it.#congrats gotham you have now received: a traumatized 14 year old with deadly aim and a vicious protective streak made 10x worse#good luck babe! he might not break your bones like batman will but he will knock out half your guys and take the other half to hell :]#dont be the reason batman's emergency support steps in. its not worth it <3#danny is so [hayloft opening] to me. he's standing in the doorway ominously illuminated in light and menacingly swinging his slingshot#joking joking. he doesnt drop down :]#before the underground find out that nightingale's name is nightingale they call him 'snipe'#the fact he doesn't show up 100% of the time puts them on extra edge#nightingale as the emergency support has two jobs: Make Them Regret. and then distract em long enough for Bat to get back into the game#danny aboutta david and goliath a bitch
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Bruce and Logan explaining to the team how throwing Wolverine at the enemy team is the best and only plan, and they don't need another healer.
#it often goes unsaid#but shout out to Hulk mains#theres nothing that brings us Wolvie mains more joy than seeing a Banner join#we'll have your back always#also love when Hulk summons Wolvie mid-fight like Mjolnir#shoutout to the illustration i made years ago with the Wolverine and Bigby joke#the rivals design made it even worse i tried so hard to make him not look like Bigby#90% of the time spent on this was trying to get Logan to look right#his marvel rivals design is HILARIOUSLY stupid tho his clothes say 20s and his everything else say mid-fifties#gawd i'd let him growl at me anyday tho#lastly ignore the fact hawkeye's armor isn't properly referenced#marvel rivals#marvel rivals fanart#fanart#games#game fanart#marvel fanart#marvel#wolverine#x men wolverine#spiderman#hawkeye#jeff the land shark#captain america#steve rogers#bruce banner#hulk#logan howlett#clint barton#peter parker
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As per usual, it’s DP crossover with (probably) DC, although you could probably adjust it for other fandoms
ANYWAYS
A little kid and his mother are trick or treating in another city, perhaps at some kind of event rather than knocking on doors, and the kid is dressed as Phantom. It’s very adorable, with his little ghost-shaped bucket and clearly homemade and already stained costume—listen, white only works if you can just fly over street grime or phase it out of your clothes—and his slightly I’ll fitting wig. The kid is SO happy to be out and about dressed as his favorite, and maybe even showed it off to Phantom back in Amity Park before his family left.
The hero, insert whoever you wish here, is probably in civvies and just enjoying the event. The kid, meanwhile, is so glad when people ask who he is so he can explain, and so- the hero gets to hear ALL ABOUT the local town hero who is probably pretty small time despite the kid’s clearly exaggerated stories. The hero certainly never heard of him, but the kid’s mom confirms that Phantom really was the town hero, despite some mixed reviews of the poor guy.
“Did you manage to show him your costume?” the hero asks.
“Yeah! We went down to the cemetery to leave flowers and I got to show him my costume.”
Wait. Cemetery? Maybe it was part of theme, because Phantom had to be named that for a reason, but… it sounded like…
The kid ignores the suddenly VERY still hero and instead turns to his mom. “Momma, do you think we should bring him candy? He doesn’t get to trick or treat like we do, and I can work super hard to get him a bunch!”
The kid’s mom just smiles. “We could, but maybe we should bring him something homemade. I bet he’d like something more filling, teen boys like him have a hollow leg.”
The kid wrinkles his nose. “Like Vernie with the pizza bagels?”
“Like your cousin, yes. We can make some cinnamon rolls and take them to his memorial, maybe bring some of the apples from your grandpa’s garden…”
The hero is pretty much forgotten as the two-part family wanders off, not quite intentionally forgetting the hero is there so much as the hero somewhat accidentally ended the conversation when they just froze and didn’t ask anything further.
Not that the hero didn’t want to. But they’d learn something very serious.
One—there was a small town hero they’d never heard of. Two—that hero was apparently a teen. Third—most pressingly, the teen hero was both beloved enough to have kids dressing up as him and dead enough to have a grave.
This… might require some phone calls.
#dpxdc#danny phantom crossover#meanwhile Danny. sitting on a giant marble slab that has the most ridiculous gag gifts a ghost could ever ask for#he’s just like Oh Sweet Cinnamon Rolls!#he would try to convince people to bring him nasty burger but while val has MOSTLY gotten over her vindictive anger at Phantom DOES decide#that she’s gonna be petty and add cilantro to everything#because Danny has the cilantro soap gene#jokes on her he’ll still eat it#Danny likes his little memorial in the grave. it helps settle him sometimes. also he’s gotten to know the security guards for the cemetery#they’re fun. a bit morbid. they LIKE his jokes so you can stuff it JAZZ#MEANWHILE the hero. Whomstever they are but like 90% of you are thinking either batfam or Justice league#are having just. a TOUCH of a crisis#now they gotta figure out where the kid and his mom are from without either of them figuring out#dealer’s choice on what the GIW and why Amity Park isn’t on the radar#I’ll add my two cents bc when don’t I but I’m by and large not like… dictating this? anyways#I like making the GIW just a BIT more incompetent or just having some massive flaws as an organizational group#so they keep forgetting to tell people to not LEAVE and to keep quiet#average amity Parker if the GIW tried this anyways: aw that’s cute. anyways-#and if it’s dc I guess you need to figure out how the jl never found out. so#i mean there’s a LOT of heroes and cities in dc#and amity park is just lost to the noise or. bc Fenton bad luck#every time Danny tried to call. the jl had some insane disaster and or their systems were down#he eventually figured he might actually be cursed- jury’s still out on that -and he’s saving lives by just handling it himself#he can handle rhe metaphorical mega thunderstorms if it means he doesn’t accidentally summon a fucking tsunami to hit the planet ya know?#the kid and the mom have no idea that what they said was Odd#they are just so used to it. amity park already was using death puns and had an. interesting history and relation with death#even BEFORE there was a dead kid flying around in his white gogo boots
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even i was worried abt what a baby would do to these two’s dynamic — but at the end of the day, they’re still just pipes & fluxy 🫶
#ts4#piper petellier#fl-ux cap 713#atlas petellier#pgranite#pgen1#🏷️#something something after everything it still you (-100hp)#i’ll show myself out for the ut ref 👋#this is legit though the minute they get a second to themselves#they mix flirting w the same few socials i always see them do#plus just talking abt straight BULLSHIT like piper will ask him abt video games or spout memes#flux loves sharing brewing?? tips?? and fishing spots but also he’ll just randomly#gossip??? w her??? i love them#i was curious to see what having a kid would do to their socials bc#fl-ux is NOT ALWAYS NICE lmao he has the perfectionist snob and… (smthn) traits#and half the time piper’s walking around embarrassed bc she made a joke he didn’t like fhfhf#but they actually get along better now its BAFFLING#sims’ inteligence is obviously not that smart i’m just reading into everything bc thats been#half the experience of this game for me since 2007 babey#i’m RAMBLING but 🫶 love u here’s a cookie for bein so far in my tags 🍪
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Yeah let’s get freaky with the entity
#my art#Deltarune#wd gaster#gaster#me when I try to type gas#when I try to type gast#gaste#ga#gas#gast#I love that joke so much#what’s the ship name of this#player and gaster yumeship#is it weird to say that I don’t see this as a relationship more as an obsession with the mystery surrounding gaster#like I’m not attracted to him is just that I need to know everything about him#and if he’s intrested back….i mean. I’m not against a little experimenting#corestrings#what a cute ship name omg
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