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His goofy ass trying not to laugh istg😂. Look at this guy.

#everything is a joke to him#😂😂😂#also his special skill being speed is so stupid😂#like duh#he is there for speed and a good time#how can a man be so old and smol at the same time#putting him in my pocket#jenson button#jb22#jota.jenson#wec.jenson#hertz team jota#the essence of jenson button
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a totem pole of hopeful idiots
#yugioh#ygo dm#worse manga AU#yugi mutou#katsuya jonouchi#joey wheeler#yami yugi#feathershipping#yes jou's ears are pierced. i folded like wet paper the moment the idea appeared#tbh freehanding the foliage in the second piece without blocking out the shape first took way too much brain power#but its nice to know that i Can do it#I imagine in the worse manga yuugi does get more involved in the rintama gang plot. this is so completely predictable but. listen. listen#that shift of dynamic early on intrigues me ok. jou honing in on yuugi for something he values but yuugi despises#and then the hirutani thing and yuugi directly asks the puzzle to protect jou for the first time and jou taking that cue to see the#friendship along at yuugi's speed (read: play some nerd shit games with him)#a sorta neat feature of this AU is once yuugi and yami have separated themselves from each other they get#exponentially better at their trade bc they literally have a spare pair of eyes on lookout lmao#n e ways. it is time. for me to sleep#good nite lads. if it all goes well i will never have to think abt mw/cd in this AU (<- is already thinking abt it)
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Boots on throats, as promised.
#my art#wip#digital art#sketch#Noah#Noah but no Martin this time#this is just after Noah starts catching feelings#so obviously he has to run off and get fucked by someone else about it#as one does#good thing Gabriel is always willing#and always willing to help knock some sense into him in the process#I came up with this while writing out this scene#might have to bring Gabriel into my pieces more#he's a slightly different speed than Martin#which is fun
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Wade has a type. The type may not be good for his blood pressure ;P
(but at least good for their energy bill?)
#but those are the risks he is willing to take to be in the middle of that beef sandwich#logan howlett#wade wilson#miguel o'hara#wolverine#deadpool#spiderman 2099#deadpool and wolverine#spiderverse#poolverine#deadfang#poolverang#lyla#i actually wanted to do something along these lines way earlier just with wade and miguel#but just couldn't find a good punchline#but guess what#brainrot of a ship solves all the problems ;P#also adds some#as much as i love logan's floof#drawing it is so time consuming >.<#especially when i usually just breeze through lineart at lightning speed
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Siffrin in a Stardust Cookie event outfit because the name speaks for itself now if you excuse me, I need to sleep
#fanart#my art#artists on tumblr#isat siffrin#isat#isat fanart#siffrin#in stars and time#stardust cookie#because ref is up there!!#I didn't know he has an outfit like that when I first checked that he exists#after getting another outfit and thinking “Siffrin coded!!” without looking at the name#and them proceeding to laugh about it#Siffrin coded Stardust cookie truly beautiful#it's past 4 am I NEED TO SLEEP#but I also wanted to finish this thing#so now I feel like me feeling tired is multiplying at rapid speed#look at him so majestic so beautiful#Loop might be jealous#but I play dress-up with Siffrin for now their turn is not on#i'm sleepy now#anyway good timezone to you all too#Also look at that ponytail#I hate it because I don't know if it would suit him or not#But Stardust Cookie has it SO it's a long haired Siffrin now#He looks like he did a magical girl transformation...#Just imagine
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Same energy 👆
#literally obsessed with that trope#supernatural natural being getting gendered and just being like ‘’no ❤️’’#I headcannon crowley actually does have a concept of gender cause it’s just fun#and this is the only time I think they correct anyone#so my silly little theory is they’re just not using he/him rn but it not pressing enough to catch anyone up to speed#good omens#gos2 spoiler#Crowley#nonbinary#gender fluid#not a girl#tgp#the good place#janet#parallels#biceratops
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I think a lot about Leo’s tendency to push his way into the spotlight despite clearly being a natural in the shadows. Hell, you could argue that his worst moments are when he’s forcing himself onstage, and his best are when he does things no one notices until it’s already been done.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#His aptitude with subterfuge sleight of hand stealth and speed really push how being a ninja really comes naturally to him.#it’s arguable that his desperation for the spotlight and validation is an act of subterfuge against himself#note that when he’s offered a job as a mascot he’s fine being unknown#when he and splinter win the battle nexus Leo immediately says ‘they love YOU pops’#idk I think so much about how good a ninja Leo is#and how much his persona is more an actor#Leo as a tot is shown a natural skill at katana too so hear me out-#every Leo is a natural ninja but every Leo’s route in life is directly tied to their splinter so#since rise splinter is an actor Leo too aims for it#and he brings it into his whole life - masking always because a Leo makes what they do who they are#I think that Leo naturally falls more in line with that of a typical ninja#his eccentric performer self is his subterfuge skill just set to an 11 at all times#not that that’s NOT him - like I said it’s still undoubtedly a part of Leo#but? idk I think about little moments like Leo being the only one to choose stealth in bug busters#or Leo being the only one to almost get Gus’s dog tags in The Ninja Art of Hide and Seek (he was so close but luck was against him alas)#like- he’s clearly in his element there and he falls into those skills so easily#it’s like how everyone has skills in so many things but some exceed more in some than others do#like Raph? Raph’s the biggest Hero of the bunch of them let’s be perfectly real here. Raph is THE Hero#All the boys are smart in their own rights but Donnie is THE Genius.#and they all have mystic powers but Mikey is THE Mystic Warrior with immense untapped potential#likewise Leo I feel is THE Ninja#but yeah I love how much Leo goes for the spotlight anyway for better or for worse#he IS a performer again make no mistake! but again the way he does it still lines up with his natural ninja aptitude and I love it#Leo loving magic tricks and magicians so much works doubly well here because like#you’d think he’s focused solely on the performance flair - no it’s ALSO and ESPECIALLY the DECEPTION
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Those are the screenshots from the footage in "Elvis On Tour" (1972) when, at the end of this concert, Elvis decided to "attack" the camera man. LOL. He was just a silly boy, really. (we appreciate the close up, El... It feels like we're about to kiss).
#Elvis On Tour will always be my weakness#i don't get tired of investigating every little scene#i'm getting creative on my ways to appreciate EOT#I watched that film so many times that now I have a really good time watching it in slow mo and with no sound in normal speed too#there's always interesting things to comment#look at this chin! he was a greek god#perfect#maybe i'm a little obsessed with elvis? maybe#elvis presley#elvis history#elvis#elvis concerts#70s elvis#1972#elvis films#elvis on tour#elvis the king
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Ever since I saw @em-doods' Spider-Scout design I've been itching to draw it, I love him sooo much!! 😊🫶💖 (zooms under cut!)
#artfarts#fanart#team fortress 2#tf2#tf2 scout#scout tf2#spiderman#across the spiderverse#spidersona#⚾️ strike out siblings ⚾️#RAAAGGH RIPPING MY SHIRT OFF#THIS DESIGN IS SO GOOD I LOVE YOU SPIDER SCOUT!!!#and tbh i love the idea cause if any of the mercs could be a spiderperson itd be scout#hes got the speed and upper body strength#like i love the weak frail scout jokes as much as anybody#and his showboating is funnier if its completely baseless but he must have SOME muscle definition#especially if hes swinging a bat around all the time 😂😂#now to draw engie as doc ock >:]#and btw hes eating a gyro in that one bit
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I've spent the last 45 minutes crying because relationship emotional labor imbalance struggles, but that's not what is important here. What's important is it made me realize EXACTLY WHY I GET SO UPSET EVERYTIME I THINK OF THE WATER SEVEN USOPP STUFF. THE DUDE WAS DOING THE MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL LABOR OF THE CREW, AND 'HOUSE UPKEEP/MAINTENANCE' AND HE THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS FINALLY ON THE SAME PAGE ABOUT THE SHIP, AND THEN HE TRIES TO EXPRESS EMOTIONAL AND PHYSICAL SAFETY NEEDS ABOUT THE MONEY, GETS DISMISSED, GETS BEAT UP, VEIWS IT AS HIS FAULT AND RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE HE WAS BASICALLY TOLD AND SHOWN THAT THROUGH LACK OF SUPPORT AND SAFETY, TRIES TO DEAL WITH IT, GETS BEAT HALF TO DEATH AGAIN, AND THEN WAKES UP WITH PPL WHO HAVE ALREADY HAD TIME TO PROCESS AND BE UPSET, GET MAD AT HIM FOR NEEDING TO PROCESS AND BEING UPSET. HE LOOKS FOR SUPPORT AND INFO, IS REJECTED, AND EXPECTED TO ACCEPT THAT THE HOME HE TRIED TO MAINTAIN FOR HIS FAMILY IS JUST GOING TO BE REPLACED WITH A NEW ONE. HE PUT IN THE MENTAL AND EMOTIONAL LABOR FOR THEIR HOME AND ORGANIZATIONAL/EMOTIONAL NEEDS, DIDNT HAVE HIS MET BECAUSE THEY WERE SHRUGGED OFF AND NOT UNDERSTOOD, FINALLY FELT HOPE, AND THEN HAD THE RUG PULLED OUT. THEY DIDNT EVEN PRIORITIZE HIS WELLBEING WHEN HE WAS HALF DEAD. THEY PRIORITIZED THEIR EMOTIONS AND PRIDE WHEN THEY WENT 'he's still breathing' AND THEN RVEN THE DOCTOR??! WENT TO BEAT THE PPL UP BEFORE TAKING CARE OF HIM?AND JUST COMPLETELY DIDNT EVEN NOTICE OR ACKNOWLEDGE THE WORK HE DID/DOES. HE WAS UPSET THINKING THE REASON THEY WERE GETTING A NEW ONE WAS HIS FAULT AND HE WAS TOLD 'i don't care that you lost the money' AS IF HE DIDNT JUST PUT HIS LIFE ON THE LINE. AND HES JUST EXPECTED TO BE COOL WITH IT IMMEDIATELY?? PEOPLE IMMEDIATELY REDIRECT TO THEIR OWN EMOTIONS AND GET DEFENSIVE INSTEAD OF ADDRESING HIS? THAT IS LIKE TEXTBOOK MENTAL/EMOTIONAL LABOUR IMBALANCE SOCIAL PATTERNS. LIKE WHAT?? THE ONLY ONE THAT SEEMS TO GET IT IS SANJI (thank God that he did). Am I just fully projecting?? Am I crazy here?? I feel like that's part of what happened and definitely part of what had/still has me redlining mad about it. Like he fixed that ship for months, advocated for it and tried to remind and keep mental track of finance priorities regarding the ship, and other people's emotions. Anticipated their needs, mediated arguments, comforted them, tried to keep them mentally aware of consequences and safety, he was doing the invisible work. And I genuinely don't think a lot of them saw and understood the full extent. Ugh I always feel so mad on usopps behalf.
#one piece#water 7 fight#one piece usopp#usopp#sanji#sanji one piece#it was unfair as fuck#emotional labor#invisible work#mental labor#im probably projecting big time but i genuinly think this is part of why it pissed me off so much#i genuinly had been frustrated with the crew for not listening to him leading up to water 7#sanji is great though#hes the only one that handled it well#usopp included#usopp hides his emotions to comfort chopper frequently#i love luffy but he can be oblivious#why didnt they realize that they got to go through most of the stages of greif before usopp even found out#like most of the crew also had the anger and denial response immediately#but usopp was expected to just speed run to acceptance stage within 30 seconds of waking up#my initial cryfest is irrelevant to this post#it was just context as to why i clued into it#am i avoiding my emotions rn through typing this post?#yes#throwin in a little#sanuso#tag for good measure because theyre cute and i reslly appreciated sanji in that moment#k im done
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Atlas: No.
Asher: Atlas, c’mon, at least think about it. Atlas: There’s nothing to think about. It’s too much.
Asher: Well, we’re running out of options, and you know they’d be happy to help. Atlas: That’s not the point.
Asher: [breathless] If this is about your pride or some shit… Atlas: It’s not. I’ve already agreed to move in with them to save money. I’m not asking them for a loan on top of it.
Asher: It’s an interest free loan. Vendor: Can I help you? Asher: Yes, can I get six of these frozen peaches, please?
Atlas: Interest free or not, it’s a loan that we don’t know how, or when, or even IF, we’d be able to repay. Asher: [sighs, defeated] Fuck. No, you’re right, we can’t do that.
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Atlas: There’s no way our storage unit is going to hold all this furniture. I can probably sell the couch. And maybe the bed too since you already have one there. Asher: You don’t have to. My parents are clearing out a room upstairs for you.
Atlas: Why? Asher: Because I know it’s not going to be easy for you living with so many people. The house will never be empty, so I wanted to make sure you have your own space in case you need time alone.
Atlas: … Asher: What? Is that okay?
Atlas: I love you.
Asher: [laughs] We’re never gonna finish packing if we keep taking breaks. Atlas: You’re the one always telling me it’s important to take breaks. Asher: Hmm. Good point.
#gonna speed through time a little bit in these first couple posts#just to get to springtime#they're still trying to figure out how they're going to afford everything#part of that is moving into Ash's parent's house for a bit#not ideal but will hopefully be worth it#Ash doing everything he can to make it as easy on Atlas as possible 🥹#and me making them kiss in every post as per usual#soak it in cos it won't be happening again for a hot minute#sad i know#but the next few scenes would be weird if i had them start making out lol#ts4#ts4 simblr#ts4 story#sims 4#sims 4 storytelling#the goode life#sims 4 challenge#starsignchallenge#starsignlegacychallenge#gen1 aries#aries pt5#atlas goode#asher goode
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What if I straight up didn't explain myself? What if I just said trust me on this? Would you?
#fe warriors three hopes#mercedes von martritz#miklan anschutz gautier#we really only need to clarify this is STRICTLY warriors miklan and i think ive already condemned myself but i accept it#i am very sorry but the person i usually would talk to about rare pairs has been a bit busy so i couldnt go to them to get it out that way#so art is the only way i have you have to understand its not my fault (its my fault)#did you guys know i reset the azure gleam map three times before googling the chapter where he dies to try and save him#no i dont think he deserves to be pardoned for what hes done but i liked that w3h gave him a small chance to be better FOR HIMSELF#no i dont think he should simply be forgiven for everything he did but i do like that he was given humanity and how#he was still not a good guy but damn you guys i think about that npc sometimes#who says that they admired him becoming something despite being a criminal bc if miklan can do it whats stopping them from being better ?#like that npc stuck with me a while ok#just ......... there are a lot of thoughts here that i dont think many of you care to read even in tags so ill stop now#i will say the canvas is saved as speed run to cancellation lesgo
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Begging y’all to read solo comics. You could learn a lot about Bart simply by READING then you wouldn’t say things that are straight up wrong
#oops im rambling#I saw something WEIRD in the tags today#dc impulse#bart allen#mochi speaks#I am so tired of seeing the simpsons in this tag#I went on Etsy to see what kind of Bart merch they had and saw a 3D file for a figure of Bart’s head and it was titled Bart (Simpson) Allen#also to the meat of this posts origin… mentors what a thing huh#Wally isn’t Barts mentor and he was not ‘the’ flash in Barts eyes..#hate that one teen titans comic when Barry returned and tried to make it seem like Bart wouldn’t care#HE WOULD but unfortunately the writers weren’t rolling with Bart as a character so they didn’t read either#the entire start of Barts story is meeting Wally after Iris brings him back to the past and getting handed off to Max BECAUSE Wally didn’t#want to mentor Bart.. he had his own shit and Bart was too chaotic at the time (for good reason) that’s why he gets handed to the zen master#of speed.. max mercury. to teach him to slow down and teach him the real dangers of the world#and THROUGHOUT Barts solo run and YJ 98 even YJ 2019. Barts fascination with the Flash was always stemming from BARRY’S flash#because that was his grandfather! the one Iris loves most. the one that everyone looked up to including Wally.#Bart and Wally are cousins for sure. Wally tends to be mean to Bart and Bart is always smarter than he appears and most people will call#that their default dynamic but there is no mentor or mentoring here. Wally said it himself countless times he couldn’t be the one to do it#both in the flash 95 run AND in modern comics like Flash 800#please.. read
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#FELT THAT GOOD GOOD VINDICATION HOARDING SCROLLS THE ENTIRE TIME FOR ONE (1) TO FINALLY COME IN HANDY HAHAHAHAHAHFHGD#This fight was absolutely bananas - I was so close to restarting it when everything looked bleak but I didn't and I'm so glad#because it made for a very dramatic story lol#Rambling incoming:#I split the party really bad bc I wasn't super clear on the AOE lightning attack so when the second one rolled around Gale was the only-#-one able to take cover in the building...but I don't think it even worked??#Lae'zel was down long before then but Wyll and Croissant were in death saves#Used all of Gale's movement AND misty step to get to Croissant but he still couldn't get close enough & had to throw a potion#I think I used a potion of speed then so Croissant could cast globe of invuln right away#(and it took 10min of looking through my inventory to even see I had something to do bc otherwise we would've died right there don't @ me)#But then we were STILL too far away from Ansur for 60' spells so I had to keep running them out of the globe - using a spell - and then-#-mISTY STEPPING BACK INTO IT BC WE DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MOVEMENT SPEED#it was rough but we made it#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#ansur quest#croissant adventures#tav#ansur#gale#gale dekarios#breadweave#gale x tav#YEAH WE'RE PUTTING IT IN THAT TAG#comics
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Missed opportunity to have the 'magical god-killing macguffin' weapon be Andruil's spear. Rather than have an idol somehow become a dagger (not to mention cleansed of the blight and somehow expect us to just accept this - no questions) it could be this?
Veilfire writing from a ruin in the Arbor Wilds; the script is so ancient it defies translation. There are whispers from the Well of Sorrows. It's impossible to understand the entire text, but certain parts suddenly reveal a shadow of their original meaning. "She shook the radiance of the stars, divided them into grains of light, then stored them in a shaft of gold. Andruil, blood and force, save us from the time this weapon is thrown. Your people pray to You. Spare us the moment we become Your sacrifice." There is a brief image of an elaborate golden spear, glowing with unbearable heat. Then it fades. Codex entry: Unreadable Elven Writing, DAI
She began stalking the Forgotten Ones in the Abyss and became mad from it.
Andruil put on armor made of the Void, and all forgot her true face. She made weapons of darkness, and plague ate her lands. She howled things meant to be forgotten, and the other gods became fearful Andruil would hunt them in turn. Codex entry: Elven God Andruil, DAI
She made weapons and hunted Gods? The Evanuris, according to this myth, were frightened enough that Mythal had to come battle her?
Also imagine Ghilan'nain being killed by Andruil's spear...raised to Godhood by Andruil's hand and then slain by the weapon forged by her hand???
#every time I think of the red lyrium idol being a dagger I think of that line from Crocodile Dundee#Solas looking at a regular dagger - “that's not a knife”#*holds up the lyrium idol* “this is a knife!”#adding this to my joplin fix it but thought it was interesting to think about#andruil was the coolest of the evanuris - her lore was impeccable and verged on eldritch horror vibes#datv critical? not really? I just think this is more interesting and requires less mental gymnastics#the ama saying that Solas cleansed the blight from a ritual - good job buddy you got one ritual right lmao#why can I not ask Solas about him CURING THE BLIGHT FROM THE IDOL? he's on speed dial in Rook's head but I guess whatever#solas' dagger does so much in the game but we know nothing about how it works? which is strange since we have it?#don't use your brain too much#datv spoilers
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Been playing the X games recently and I fucking SUCK at platformers (ironic I know) and they keep shaming me for using the easy mode. I will not apologise for being an absolutely dogshit gamer capcom
#funnily enough the trouble is with the actual pace of the games#not the difficulty#because I’m REALLY good at fast paced bash em up type games#like Dead Cells#but I don’t really have the patience or coordination to dodge and time my attacks#they should make a Bass spinoff series where he just obliterates everything in his path at full speed
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