#evil anon...very evil...

[ysaefinn]

Your brain is amazing, and your works are delectable (its like going to a very nice buffet) I loving it here 💕 also, reading the reaction of Satoru and Suguru to the "going back to work" was hilarious, but just because I love chaos and making their blood pressure high like a roller coaster, imagine like their darling went on with the job hunting, failing various time (It's difficult out there) and these two are like "I'm so sorry baby, you will get it" "don't worry, there must be various places who love to have you" while hugging your wet cat self who is sad that no one is hiring you while partying in their heads that you have to surrender this idea of working (they have to be supportive, well, at least on the outside) but their fears came true when you get back, happily hopping like a bunny with a new piece of lettuce, delivering the horrendous words of "I got hired !!!!" and they are like "that's amazing honey" with tight smiles in their faces, maybe this won't be that bad? Thought Suguru, maybe it's just a part-time job in a store, thought Satoru. But then they ask, "Where is your new working place?" and you answer with such a joy in your voice, "In a nightclub, there's a new place in a "very not so safe part of the city" that needed people. I passed by, saw the "hiring waitress," got in, and the manager hired me! The hours may be from 7 p.m. to 3 a.m. but is only on weekends, and the pay is good!"

THIS IS ACTUALLY A NIGHTMARE SITUATION FOR THEM ANON PLEEEASEEEE 😭😭😭😭

ok i just had to let that out but first of all TYSM IM SO HAPPY UR ENJOYINH MY SILLY LITTLE THOUGHTS AND EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF TYPOS (they're a free gift lmao) plz stay for as long as you like you're always welcome here 🫶🫶🫶🫶

SO BACK TO YOUR DEMONIC MENACE BEHAVIOR, WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ANON???? TOT THEY WILL ACTUALLY DROP FUCKING DEAD RIGHT THEN AND THERE.

Look i know, you know, they know that it's selfish but they actually have to hide their disappointment and anxiety when you come home all jolly with a little pep in your steps all smiles and giggles excited to tell them about your new position TAT suguru is naturally gonna have a harder time keeping himself together and not collapsing on their expensive marble floors bcuz...come on....you're his little baby cat ...you shouldn't be working at all.,,, while dilftoru is excited for you, he's very fond of the youth (in canon that is) and while he does prefer you relaxed on their couch catching some Z's, at the end of the day he really admires your stubborn little ass and ultimately would support u getting a job.

,,,,,,just not at a nightclub TAT LOOK AT THOSE HOURS, in a sketchy part of town AND SOMEWHERE WHERE PEOPLE THINK STAFF ARE FREE GAME, they're not gonna try sugar coating this they're telling you point blank that this is a horrible idea, dilftoru just stares into the distance, completely loses his sweet goofy smile while dilfguru isn't trying to be sly anymore he isn't trying to gently coax you into his lap and tracing circles on your hips while whispering sweet little promises of always keeping you safe and happy, and how proud they are of you for landing this position, but how you don't really have to follow through, that maybe you should just keep relaxing now that you know you can get there, isn't that enough?

No, he's skipping the whole song and dance abs holding you by the shoulders, looking you dead in the eye, and telling you that you're not leaving this house for the foreseeable future TOT you'd usually look at satoru for help when suguru loses the plot a little but he's not helping you either LMFAO there's actually no chance in hell where you're going through with this they genuinely believe you'll never make it home to them and the thought alone is turning the rest of their hair gray (does satoru's hair go black?) They just get so serious really quick it's really scary you don't want this anon ;v;

They monitor you a lot closer for the next few weeks, I really mean this, they are mortified losing sleep and everything 😭😭 they typically rather talk things out but again, they are very prone to desperation and if you're still sticking to your guns, they will resort to scooping u up and dropping u on the bed to have you completely immobile by the next morning. Listen this is an outcome they would gladly choose over potentially never having you cuddle between them again TAT

[kenzan-brainrot-mp4]

a koi that can't cross the Dragon Gate

(anon request!)

closeup + alt because I'm indecisive

[oifaaa]

WAIT WTF IS TENTITODD???

Where are my manors let me introduce you to Tentatodd

Jason Todd's tentacle form and yes this was main canon not an elseworld

[crunchybeards]

You doin requests?

Can we see your take on Leigh :}

Okay genuinely surprised I never posted her before since I've got so many private sketches lol.

But here you go anon, the smiling grinner...The stinky sinner. I know for a fact that Papineau hates to see her coming.

My take on her is based on some 12th grade required reading. @grainsforbrains Yeah she's based of Nina, you know what I'm talking about.

[citrussmoke]

Willsker smoking together 🥺

thank you for giving me the excuse i needed to get my young willsker brainrot on the canvas because i was screaming and writhing around in my seat as i was drawing this. they sicken me

[casscainmainly]

Does Cass gets jealous? I'm still new to reading her comics, and I really love her even if I'm in Batgirl issue 4 😅

Wait this is a REALLY good question. Off the top of my head I can't remember any major moments of jealousy (except for evil Cass... but I don't think we need to discuss that); I think Cass is more likely to feel insecure rather than jealous, which I see as two different emotions. She does want things other people have, but it's often a sad emotion (she's lacking something) rather than a jealous one (she wants exactly what the other person has) (spoiler alert I'm pulling from future issues in bg 2000!!!):

Batgirl (2000) #53 / 39 / 59

Of all the people in her life she's most likely to be jealous of Steph or Tim, who both reflect a lot of things she never had - the first panel shows Cass seeing how good Steph is with people (in a way Cass isn't), the second shows her reflecting on her inexperience in romance compared to Steph again, and the third shows her comparing her romantic experiences/relationship to Stephanie with Tim's. In any of these cases she'd have a right to feel jealous, but the narration/dialogue doesn't feel like jealousy. It's more like a deep longing. I think to be jealous, Cass would have to think she deserves things like kids liking her or romance. I don't know if she does - I think a part of her believes she doesn't have those things because she's not good enough for them.

I think I've made posts about her being jealous of Dick's relationship to Babs, but that's purely speculation/headcanon rather than on the page. Also, Cass is often positioned as the one to be jealous of, as seen in Steph in BG 2000 #26, Damian in Gates of Gotham, even Dick in Batman and the Outsiders/Batgirl (2008). Would she have been jealous if one of her canonical love interests like Tai'Darshan or Zero had kissed someone else?? Idk maybe. But she's never experienced that before, because she's so often the one on the pedestal/being admired (which is not a good thing, but it is a part of her character).

So overall I think she can feel jealousy, but it's not an emotion she usually has or one that is a huge part of her character. She does feel insecure/like she's lacking something, but it rarely manifests as the resentment jealousy stirs up. But idk I might've forgotten something, so anyone feel free to correct me!! Also I'm so glad you're reading Batgirl and loving Cassandra Cain, welcome to Cass nation <333.

[aalexan]

i am quite literally a baby radfem in the sense that i am both a teen and have only been a radfem for 4-5 months? i have many trans friends my age who are very sweet people i enjoy being around, and i really like a few trans celebrities and the ones i don’t, i do respect for being bold and subverting the norm in some way. i would never want to call someone the wrong pronouns or name, but i can’t help but feeling like im betraying my trans friends when i engage with radfem content (even if its not inherently TERF). i really respect these people, but in my ideal world man and woman would be simply a biological label and everyone can present themselves how they want. this idea can directly affect the mental health of my friends and my relationships with them: so my question is, how do i treat this contradiction? is it even possible? should i treat it as i do christianity and religion, where i can respect the followers while criticizing what its rooted in? sorry this is so long!!

honestly, I don’t even think it necessarily has to be a contradiction. for me, even though I am a terf, I don’t harbour a hate for trans people, only a disagreement with their ideologies. i don’t think trans people are inherently bad or anything of the sort - I’ve met plenty of trans people who are really great! people just don’t understand what being a terf actually is, or what we believe in. I’ll be honest, I don’t know if it’s possible to change your friends minds. our disagreement with gender ideology is often seen as more of a personal, mean-spirited attack than what it is; a disagreement based off logical arguments and thinking. the most I can recommend is to stay connected with the rad fem community and like-minded people who understand why we think what we do.

[secondarysefikura]

When Cloud was little anytime he was scared or had a nightmare, his mom would sing him a lullaby to help comfort him.

Cut to many, many years after Sephiroth won, and Cloud is singing his mother’s lullaby on a daily basis.

What's interesting about this is that for some reason my first thought wasn't "oh, Cloud is scared" but rather "awww, Cloud is comforting Sephiroth."

Which then I thought about it for a second and realized that wasn't it at all, haha. Anyway:

It would be interesting to see how Sephiroth views Cloud's habit of singing lullabies to himself when stressed/scared. I bet Sephiroth wouldn't even consider that Cloud was doing it to self soothe (since why would Cloud be upset? Everything is perfect! Cloud is happy and content!) and rather think that Cloud was singing for him. Like it's a gift of devotion to him, since Cloud obviously adores Sephiroth so very much.

I think Sephiroth would enjoy Cloud's singing and would even encourage it. Which would in a way place Cloud into more traumatic experiences since Sephiroth would no doubt notice that Cloud tended to sing more after fights or sex.

Basically:

Cloud: *singing to himself to calm himself down after a traumatic experience*

Sephiroth: Awww, he enjoyed that so much he's singing me a song. I should do that more often!

[beclight]

minor lapse in judgement anon

you dont gotta post it, but you deserve to see it 🙏

https://ibb.co/qMHp42Qd

he just gets hit on the head with a frying pan like a cartoon character

(was given permission by anon to post !)

THIS IS SO COOL this is what canon bec would do upon seeing her evil incestual counterpart. go my cook squirrel, beat it up Oggy and the cockroaches style🔥🔥🔥🙏

[pianokantzart]

I found out that Bowser was going to be meaner in the Mario movie and that they made him more likable in the final move.

Like Bowser in the final movie tries to destroy the mushroom kingdom and preform a ritualistic sacrifice, hold Luigi to later kill to make Mario suffer, his love for Peach is faker than plastic, he treats his minions like trash.

Like outside of being funny Bowser has no good qualities, and I can only think about how he would have been.

Yeah, I remember reading somewhere that figuring out his personality was one of the most difficult parts of writing the script, and they kept making him too much like a "Marvel Villain" (or something along those lines.)

They definitely went the right direction by leaning into the "hopeless romantic" angle and playing up his insecurities. The way he fawns awkwardly over his crush? writes shallow romantic ballads while imagining her swooning? nervously rehearses one-liners? If that was all it was, it'd be adorable!

You see the seeds of what could have been good qualities. His sensitivity could've garnered compassion and his determination could've made him a good ruler rather than a good conquerer. It's the fact that he's both unable to accept "no" in any capacity and makes his personal insecurities the responsibility of everyone around him that make him so scary.

He obsesses over what he can't have and enjoys nothing more than the utter destruction of anything that dares to stand in his way, hence the weird adoring/vengeful behavior he exhibits toward Princess Peach. Peach is both something he wants and the thing telling him "no," and as a result he wants to take ownership of her and tear her down simultaneously... marrying her amidst a mass slaughter of her old allies and destroying her kingdom the moment she resists.

He is both terrifying and pathetic, so wrapped up in himself he can't see that he's a black hole of desires, constantly destroying his own chances at happiness in pursuit of an idealized version of validation. He's somewhat likable because you can relate to his vulnerability, and the way he awkwardly fumbles with his own romantic feelings is incredibly entertaining, but boy oh boy he is not anything close to a good person.

[ysaefinn]

I want to stress your mommy sugu out so bad hjgdjdfg I want to message him something like "I don't feel good :(" when he's out and then turn my phone off and not answer him and then when he comes back just be like "huh? oh I was just hungry :3" and pretend like nothing's wrong jfghkdjfg I just want to see how far I can push him until he punishes me I'M SORRY LMAO

NOT FUNNY ANON!!!! 😭😭 please you would actually give him a heart attack!!!!! He already can't leave you home alone before fussing over you and making sure you have everything you need, so making him worry THEN GHOSTING HIM? You're not getting off easy 😭😭 he's genuinely so patient and indulgent and just coos at your antics but making him worry this much will actually make him crash tf out he's pulling your cheek so hard it leaves a sting when he sees you, THEN FEELS GUILTY and pulls you into his arms and smears a long hard messy kiss on the crown of your head and, whispers a "i was so scared baby.... don't ever do that again okay?..." (tbh this would make me behave for the next month 😭😭)

But you really did plant the seed of worry in his mind. He becomes a lot more coddling. He'll have you on his lap or in his arms all the time moving forward, and you can't complain bcuz he reminds you that you did this to yourself 😭

The only time where he would ACTUALLY be seriously upset for a long time is if you hurt yourself, he would actually freak out and scold you, staring at you so coldly. You can feel his disappointment 😞 (i personally wouldn't be able to live with myself)

[demonstars]

dream saying george missed us as george was thanking everyone for still being around did damage to my brain i want to die thinking about george opening up to him about that during his break 😭😭😭

I think they have been in touch with each others emotions for a long time it's just crazy to think of how much they must've just like spent talking and working and talking some more With like the proof of dream's love in actions standing between them

[holyshit]

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[ace4thespades]

Every time you look at your reflection, I shall stare back.

Show fake concern, let you be vulnerable towards me as i copy and morph your features, every single detail into mine until i am the same as you.

Stare too long in the mirror, and you forget yourself and your appearance, and then i shall take your place,

forever.

- 🩸🪞 Anon

(ooc: PLEASEEEE TELL ME YOU KNOW WHICH URBAN MYTH AM BASED OFF, I CAN'T KEEP BEING CALLED BLOODY MIRROR..)

That’s . . . reassuring.

[catilinas]

Pharsalia came up in Latin class today and the professor sensed the class wasn't really convinced it was I quote "a magnificent work". So she tried to sell it by mentioning there's talking corpses and rains of blood in a very enthusiastic voice. And I thought of this blog.

it IS a magnificent work and it DOES have talking corpses and rains of blood! and also snakes that make you explode into goo and julius caesar's cannibal brunch! auhghghh i understand you professor in my heart because the pharsalia fucks and is sooo neglected by most classics courses which is terrible because, again, it fucks

[pouralaura]

I wanted to ask you this because I adore your Tav and how you write Raphael. Seriously I can’t get enough of them together. ♥️

We all talk about finding Raphael’s diary, but what if he found Tav’s? Tav who’s all prideful and teases him, acts like they’re not interested in him. Keeps their guard up, ya know? But he snatches up their diary and uncovers that they are anything but uninterested…

Basically just constant gushing, all of those embarrassing, obsessed, horny thoughts written down that Tav would rather die than admit to. ESPECIALLY to Raphael.

Thank you so much for the kind words! I love to write em mutually obsessed in the worst way. down so bad. 24/7 gross about each other.

here's a little something

--

Tav is out.

She's traipsing about with her companions (far less interesting than she; nuisances toward whom Raphael simply can't help his indifference) around the city, so it's a perfect time to do a bit of reconnaissance. Normally he'd demand this of Korrilla, but he is quite fond of Tav.

And sending Korrilla into Tav's private rooms at the Elfsong won't be quite enough this time. Some clients require a more personal touch -- more exclusive scrutiny.

(And, if he happens to find a delicious little morsel during his perusal through Tav's personal items, perhaps all the better.)

...Also helpful to have his little warlock downstairs to keep watch, just in case his target returns unexpectedly.

So: yes, Tav is out, and Raphael is in. He's poofed into her little bedroom, surveyed her meager possessions, and found...

...what has he found? Not much. Some emptied bottles and a wine glass that ought to be washed, a few books here and there in various states of being read, some dirtied laundry (but in a literal sense, not really what he's looking for).

There is, however, a small leather-bound volume on Tav's nightstand. Unassuming. Perhaps a journal.

He flips open to the most recent page, half-full of Tav's blocky print, and he discovers he's correct. Her writing is smudged inelegantly where he presumes she's rested the heel of her hand against the paper as she moves along. It's poor penmanship. Raphael tuts in disappointment.

But then he takes in the actual content of the page, and...

It's quite the discovery.

Oh, there's no mention of illithids anywhere. No reference to the Astral Plane, or their travels along the Sword Coast beyond a few landscape details. Not even a single acknowledgement of the long-awaited death of Ketheric Thorm.

No, it's something else entirely.

Her language is tentative and blushing at first, but grows more and more lewd as the paragraphs wind on. Such a hard-headed woman -- it's not a compliment -- headstrong and obstinate, keen and incisive...and she might as well have written a name in looping cursive surrounded by hearts all over these pages.

But what name? A lover from her past? Surely not one of her little friends.

Who is this man, who's clearly enchanted her so thoroughly? Tav writes of warm brown eyes and curls she'd like to touch and oh she knows he's absolutely fucking packing under those ugly-ass trousers --

Positively troglodytic language from his favorite little mouse. Raphael scoffs. How curious he is now to uncover the source of her more basal fantasies (aspersions cast on attire clearly notwithstanding). He flips another page, and scans the contents he finds.

Something tells me that man likes the sound of his own name more than anything. I'd say it all he wanted if I could have his mouth on me.

Raphael tastes iron and brimstone as he bites down on his tongue. His piercing gaze darts to the opposite page.

Would hate to stifle his sinful voice, though, even with it between my legs. Wonder if he'd sound the same with his cock buried so far in me he'd cum out my damn nose -- "Little mouse", he'd groan for me --

...

The devil blinks.

Well, well, well.

So it's he whom the hero of the story fancies so intensely, is it, now? Usually so quick to brush him off, to turn up her nose at his delivery...but ah, how her writing contradicts her demeanor. What a find. What a delight. Raphael's shit-eating grin nearly rivals his erection in size. (Also, yes, he's obviously packing; the little mouse is entirely correct. As if he'd glamour himself a small human cock.)

But he's not able to bask in this delicious revelation for long, as he feels the press of Korrilla's signature sending spell at the edge of his mind, signaling Tav's return to the inn. Much as he'd love to read more -- perhaps alongside a glass of wine, a hot bath, and the willing, pliant flesh of his pretty incubus (in the form of the Archduchess tonight, he thinks, as his cock aches) -- it's time to vacate the premises.

Carefully he replaces the leather-bound volume on Tav's bedside table exactly as he'd found it, snaps his fingers, and he's gone in a puff of smoke and glittering sparks. As if he'd never been there at all.

--

It's not a week later when he sees her again at the Caress, come to ask another question and draw out her inevitable agreement to his terms once again.

(He's in no hurry. He's not the one with a ticking time bomb in his pretty mortal head.)

It's not until she gets up to leave, her little friends in tow --

"See you later, Raphael."

-- that he makes his move. Stands with them as is polite, sweeps around elegantly to Tav's side as she follows her companions to the door.

Raphael places a hand delicately at the small of her back, giving her pause. Leans in close to her ear, pitching his voice low:

"How I do love the sound of my name more than almost anything else, little mouse. Particularly when it comes from your mouth."

Fingertips drift down further, tracing the line of Tav's hip to a point between decent and indecent -- the lightest of touches; almost-but-not-quite a caress. Raphael watches a flush travel from the apples of the mouse's cheeks down her neck, its trail further hidden by the unfortunately high line of her leather armor.

He thinks he's got her, but then she looks up to meet his eyes, and there's laughter behind her gaze as she delivers her line and exits stage left.

"The quilting on your trousers is ugly as all the Hells."

The devil is left bereft of words as Tav skips off to join the vampling and the Selunite at the door, casting one last (heated? mocking? both?) glance back at him. A wink in exchange for the sneering curl of his lip -- a rose for his thorns; a thorn for his roses.

But his scorn melts into a smirk when she disappears from sight. If it's more than a bit fond, who's to say?

He does love it when his clients put up a fight.

Perhaps he'll bring her to her knees in more ways than one. Give her an eyeful of the expensive quilting she seems to despise so passionately.