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Angel: And here is my wall of inspiration.
Husk: Is that a picture of you?
Angel: Yes. I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
#husk: you inspire me too#Angel: 😳#Angel: stop that#husk: no ;)#huskerdust#they’re in love your honor#they’re gay officer#Hazbin hotel#incorrect hazbin hotel#is it though?#husk/angel#Angel dust#angel dust needs a hug#consensually#Preferable from husk#husker hazbin hotel#husk#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes#i just love them so much#fat nuggets is also on the wall#husk is tactfully ignoring that he is also on the wall#everyone in the hotel is on there#except Alastor#nobody tell him#he already knows#and is mildly salty about it
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The fact that Vox could be Santa Claus and actively chooses not to is the reason I can't fuck with him on a fundamental level
#just hear me out for a second#he knows when you're sleeping he knows when you're awake#he has SO much money#he could use it to advertise the vees products#he could give them versions of their products that are cheaply made and break down within a couple months#so at that point they've had it for so long that they feel like they need it so they buy another one#the one they buy is super expensive and made more professionally#they could do a parody of Santa Baby called Santa Voxxy#Val would direct a movie with the same name#Vox refuses to star in it#no one actually gets coal though#except Alastor#but that's just Vox throwing rocks at his radio tower until he gets chased away#which he probably does all year round so idk if that counts#so yeah Santa Vox#this is the shit I think about at work btw#hazbin hotel#vox hazbin hotel#the vees#the vees hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel shitpost#y'know I just say things on this app#i never know wtf I'm talking about#i'm right though
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I had this dumb idea going ‘round in my head so I let it out as a quick comic.
NEXT
#Hazbin hotel#radioapple#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel comic#hazbin hotel fanart#lucifer morningstar#hazbin hotel alastor#flower meanings from my copy of The language of Flowers by Mandy Kirkby#except the lily. I already knew that one#felt like something Alastor would do while ‘playing nice’#I’m not a flower expert so the comparative sizing might be off#so if they are let’s just say they can grow like that in hell…#click for better quality
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Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.
Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.
+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will
Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️
#when Alastor says he can't go to a meeting#he MEANS it#all the overlords were scarred that day#except Rosie#bestie brought snacks#how sweet of him :3#slid of bit of radiostatic in there for you guys#vox we know what you are#a unabashed Alastor simp#the overlords are my sitcom#they're my version of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians”#they're toxic co-workers who are also sometimes silly#fire Overlord guy what the fuck is your name#im calling him Zephar for now#but I've also called him Vephar#but im thinking of changing it#there's also three V's and two other Z's#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel alastor#the radio demon#carmilla carmine#hazbin zestial#zestial#hazbin vox#hazbin hotel vox#velvette#the vees#valentino
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Radioapple twitter goin thru a thing rn
LIKE AMIR????
AMIR???? CHAT???? AMIR WHAT IS THIS BEHAVIOR?????
#he is feeding the fire in the worse possible way and I absolutely LOVE AND HATE IT#AMIR STOP FEEDING MY DELUSIONS BUT ALSO KEEP GOING#THE WAY I CHOKED LMFAOOOO#bloopnik rambles#amir talai#twitter#radioapple#radioapple twitter#appleradio#amir talai being actual chaotic God alastor except alastor would never say this shit😭#hazbin hotel#alastor the radio demon#alastor#hazbin hotel lucifer#alastor x lucifer#hazbin lucifer#lucifer morningstar#duckiedeer#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#vivziepop
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Part 4 and End of Alastor's bad day Alastor survived his fake date and will probably (not) think twice in the future before trying to one-up Lucifer on unknown projects. Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#radio demon#alastor hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#radiostatic#kinda ?#charlie morningstar#charlie hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel lucifer#vaggie#my art#and we will never know what else happened on that fake date#except that Vox is still alive after it which is a miracle#also yes I do have the full color HD version of the photo#still haven't decided if I'm gonna do something with that#it's just my desktop background for now#fun fact their poses in the photo was greatly inspired by the “cock shame”/“pussy facing the world” meme
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hazbin meme dump for ur pleasure <3








i actually watched hazbin before helluva,, but you probably wouldn't know it with how helluva managed to rot my mind.
#charlie is my fav psych major ever dkdjdjd#she'll therapize anyone except herself even her dad#one sided radiostatic#also my beloved#hazbin#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#radiostatic#lucifer morningstar#charlie morningstar#hazbin angel dust#hazbin alastor#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin lucifer#hazbin emily#hazbin nifty#Lucifer my cringe fail king#vox and alastor#alastor the radio demon
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Rosie is definitely where he learned “that’s the tea” from. 📻 🌹
#alastor#hazbin hotel rosie#hazbin hotel fanart#radiorose#alastor hazbin hotel#I love seeing two bad bitches be friends#Alastor doesn’t giggle…..EXCEPT….#my art#1k
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(my instagram :>)
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#radiostatic#radiostatic except they both srsly do just hate each other#hazbin hotel fanart#fanart#digital art#whew alastor is so red#onewaybroadcast#my art :]
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Caduceus Clay my beloved oh how I've missed you
#this is actually for ace alastor week sdkbjaskj except Im 100% going to be posting this late#would caduceus and alastor actually get along who knows but I think Alastor would deeply enjoy the concept of dead people tea#so thats what im drawing#critical role#mighty nein#caduceus clay#wip
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"Vox hates that Alastor is just slightly taller than him-" NO. Alastor casually mentioned ONCE that he instinctually dislikes and mistrusts most men taller than him (Valentino, Zestial, etc) and his simp ass made SURE his screen would keep him shorter than Alastor.
(What Vox actually hates is that Angel is taller than Alastor, and yet HE’S an exception to the rule. He's losing both his men to one single slutty spider, lmao.)
#hazbin hotel#vox#radiostatic#let me be delusional#listen. Alastor is afraid of Zestial. that's just canon. is it bc he's powerful or taller? yes .#and i just assume he dislikes Val tbh#Angel is an exception to the rule
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there's a radioapple fic trope i've seen a couple times where lucifer eventually puts his foot down abt the weird voxal situationship because he doesn't want to share alastor with vox, but i just think it'd be really, really funny for alastor, instead of agreeing to not show off for vox's cameras anymore, to be like "oh no. i'm afraid you've misunderstood. we're a package deal. vox will be hate-watching us sleep together for the rest of eternity and you can either come to grips with that or leave"
#this isn't applemedia or even radiostatic it's a secret third thing#vox doesn't want to fuck alastor he wants to watch alastor fuck other people and angrily jerk off in his gamer cave about it#similarly alastor wants nothing to do with vox except for his attention (at a distance) all the time forever‚ which he will both resent and#bizarrely crave#alastor genuinely likes & values lucifer as a partner but vox fills a niche no one else ever could#alastor#vox#lucifer#radioapple#radiostatic#applemedia#hazbin hotel#op
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theyre like infinity stones to me. useless when apart yet unstoppable when fused to my hand.
#my art#im going to liberally apply tags here bc youre not gonna be able to parse my thought process otherwise#bill cipher#gravity falls#alastor the radio demon#hazbin hotel#pitch black#rise of the guardians#except two outta three of them look nothing like their source material#theyve now passed the veil into just being my own personal dolls to play dressup and marriage counseling with
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THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.
And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin hotel vees#voxval#staticmoth#all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit#all their scenes in show are great actually#like-- oh my god#they are so much fun to have around#vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating)#and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal#i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together#and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS#i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different#with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs#''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over#i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH#i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please#ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB#anyways good night
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Just wanna put Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) and Luffy (One Piece) in a jar and shake them. Just imaging these two chaotic aro ace in the same room brings me so much joy.
I feel like they would viscerally hate each other if they ever had to meet ahah :'D I drew them reacting to their flag instead! I haven't drawn Luffy in a hot minute damn I missed my boi
Now that I think about it, it's funny how similar yet completely different they are. Luffy's whole deal is about smiling, laughing and make people around him happy, while Alastor's whole deal is also about smiling, but he uses it for control, to hide his true emotions and make people around him uncomfortable/second guessing him all the the time.
Luffy is aroace, but still full of love for everyone, he cares so much and shows so much affection, while Alastor is aroace and mostly touch averse, takes a long time to get attached to people and shows very little affection (or maybe has his own definition of affection idk)
And they both have a weird moral code and hate people in power who uses it to exploit the weak?? Not to the same extend ofc but still, that's an interesting trait they share .
My two favourite aroaces I love them so much 💖
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#one piece#monkey d. luffy#the crossover no one asked for#except for me lmao my two latest brainrots together isnt that beautiful <3#I'm so glad we're getting more and more aroace representation we get completely different flavors of aroace from one show to the other#like I can see myself in luffy regarding his aroaceness but also in Alastor on some aspects does that make sense?? I love the variety#art request#technically not an art request again but I tag all my ask doodles with that to organize my blog don't mind me#alastor
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CC!Alastor lives rent free in my head
#stargemart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin art#cursed cat alastor#I tried for more realistic approach#a face only Charlie could love#Headcanon: CC!Alastor hates everyone in the hotel except Charlie#it hates Alastor especially as it considers him a rival for its territory
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