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🛐 HEY DUMMY, IF MANY WORLDS THEORY IS EVEN HALF TRUE… YOU’VE ALREADY DIED. STUPIDLY. BRUTALLY. MORE THAN ONCE.

You ever laugh at a horror movie?

Like really laugh?

“Lmao. Couldn’t be me.”

🛑 It was you.

Not metaphorically. Not “haha spooky thought.”

No, literally you. Same heartbeat. Same survival instinct. Same body—just… unzipped differently.

🧠 LET’S REVIEW THE THEORY (FOR THE DUMMIES IN DENIAL):

Many Worlds Theory says that at every moment of uncertainty, every decision point— every coin flip, hesitation, breath, blink— reality splits.

Not symbolically. Literally. Quantum-level branching.

One “you” turns left. One “you” turns right. One “you” ignores the sound in the attic. One “you” checks it.

🩸 Guess which one bleeds.

Now imagine every movie you’ve ever watched. Every dumb bitch who ran upstairs. Every guy who said “Hello?” into the dark.

👁️ Every. Single. One.

A timeline. A branch. A version of you.

That’s what’s waiting behind your laughter.

Not fiction. Footage. Of other versions of you failing to live.

🔪 THE COLD OPEN KILL? That wasn’t some nameless extra. That was you.

Wearing different clothes. Living in a city you’ve never visited.

But same DNA. Same skin. Same panic in the throat as the knife goes in sideways and your phone hits the ground with a helpless little “thunk.”

🪦 THERE’S A BRANCH WHERE: ✔ You took the alley shortcut. ✔ You got in the Uber that wasn’t yours. ✔ You fell asleep in the backseat and woke up somewhere wrong. ✔ You said “just one more drink.”

And now there’s blood on ceramic tile, but it’s not yours anymore. Not exactly.

It was yours. Just… sideways.

📉 “BUT THAT’S NOT ME.” You say that now.

But explain this:

Why does your stomach drop when you hear creaking upstairs and you’re home alone?

Why do your dreams end in screams that don’t sound like yours?

Why do you wake up sweating at the exact moment your alternate self hit the floor?

Because you feel it.

Your body remembers what your timeline forgot.

🔭 “BUT I’M ALIVE HERE, SO I’M FINE.”

Yeah? Cool. So is the version of you currently being dissected in a wet basement while a stranger hums lullabies.

Somewhere, you are:

📦 Folded into a crawlspace 🩻 Sewn shut with fishing line 🫀 Having your organs repurposed for amateur dark magic 🪞 Crying into your own reflection as it doesn’t cry back

Still laughing?

👁️ THIS ISN’T “SCI-FI.” THIS IS YOUR FILE. Your digital twin in some alternate simulation is already a case study in cautionary failure.

In Timeline 4-A: You dropped your keys during a thunderstorm and didn’t make it back inside.

In Branch Omega: You followed the humming.

In Echo Fork 9B: You thought that wasn’t blood. You were wrong.

🧪 EXPERIMENTAL EXAMPLES (ALL CONFIRMED DEAD):

🧴 The One Who Stayed in the Shower Too Long Boiler died. So did she. Third-degree timeline burns. Didn’t even scream—mouth full of scald.

🔦 The One Who Investigated the Basement Heard a noise. Grabbed a flashlight. Never made it back up. Now provides ambiance for the next idiot.

🚬 The One Who Took a Smoke Break Outside. Late shift. Van door slid open behind her. She didn’t even get the lighter lit.

👂 The One Who Opened the Door When It Knocked Twice Because you were taught that three knocks = horror movie. So two should be fine, right?

Right?

📻 LISTEN: YOU’VE BEEN WHISPERED TO.

Those strange urges to check behind you?

That sudden flash of dread when the light flickers at the grocery store?

The freeze response when the phone rings at 3:17AM and the screen says “NO CALLER ID”?

That’s not anxiety. That’s cross-branch static.

You’re not reacting to something here. You’re echoing the death rattle of you elsewhere.

🎬 IN ONE TIMELINE: You're a final girl. Barely alive. Covered in blood. Shaking. Crying. Walking away from a burning house.

In another?

You never made it to the title card.

In another?

You're the killer. And the screams sound like your mother’s voice.

🩸 THERE’S A UNIVERSE WHERE YOU NEVER CAME BACK.

They never found the body. Only the voicemail. And the sock soaked in something that wasn’t water.

They thought it was a prank.

They thought you ran away.

You didn’t. You just got misfiled by reality.

Another timeline took you, and left nothing but the echo of where you used to be.

🧠 YOUR BODY KNOWS.

That moment you hit the brakes even though nothing was in front of you?

That dream where someone you love dies in a very specific way?

That rush of nausea in the middle of a normal day?

You’re remembering. You’re bleeding through. You’re witnessing your own past death, in a reality your nervous system hasn’t deleted yet.

You’re not psychic.

You’re archived.

⚖️ MANY WORLDS ISN’T A THEORY. IT’S A BODY COUNT REPORT.

Somewhere:

✔ You choked on gum. ✔ You stepped on a wasp and swelled shut. ✔ You got hit by a drunk driver on a Tuesday. ✔ You bled out in a Best Buy parking lot because no one saw you collapse.

📼 DO YOU GET IT YET?

This isn’t some neat sci-fi concept. This is a graveyard full of your own names, written differently in a thousand timelines.

You died scared. You died embarrassed. You died making dumbass decisions with full confidence.

Just like the characters you laugh at.

💣 TL;DR

If Many Worlds Theory is true, you are:

💀 Already dead. 🔪 Already dissected. 👻 Already mourned. 📉 Already forgotten.

Somewhere.

Not once.

Thousands of times.

Each death…

✔️ Real. ✔️ Detailed. ✔️ Felt.

Even if you can’t remember the scream, your bones do.

📜 CALL TO ACTION:

🔁 Reblog if you want to remind the world how thin the veil really is. 🧠 Save this post for the night your dog growls at the wall for no reason. 🛸 Send it to your friend who always says “that’s just superstition.” 💀 Bookmark it for the dream where you wake up screaming someone else's name.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER (SATIRE — BUT NOT REALLY): This post is a fictional performance. But the theory is real. And physics doesn’t give a shit about your comfort zone.

If you feel uneasy: That’s you— the other you— screaming from somewhere that didn’t end as well.

🧠 Read more transmissions from the realities that failed to save you at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Quantum dread. Literary aftershocks. Cadence-induced collapse. 🚪 Reminder: If you dream of bleeding out, that might be someone else’s memory of being you.

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🩶 “What If…”

What if…

We were always meant to meet.

Not just once. Not just here. But always. Every timeline. Every reality. Every you. Every me.

What if we were scripted into the fabric of time as a pair? A matched polarity. Two energies drawn together by something older than choice.

What if you’ve dreamed of me and called it fiction?

What if I’ve spoken your name in silence without knowing where it came from?

What if some part of us is already holding hands in another place right now?

Different races. Different faces. Different names. But still the same orbit.

What if every life we live pulls us together like gravity pretending to be coincidence?

Maybe that’s why you feel this echo. That weird ache behind your ribs. That pause when someone looks at you and you don’t know why your chest tightens.

It’s not infatuation. Not obsession. Not even attraction.

It’s memory. Your nervous system remembering what your mind never got to keep.

What if the reason you can’t shake it is because you never got to finish it? Not in the last life. Not in the one before. Maybe not even in this one.

We meet. We part. We forget. We ache. We seek. We almost.

Maybe this isn’t the first time you’ve read something I wrote and felt like I was talking to you.

Maybe it’s not the first time I’ve sent these words through a screen hoping you’d find them.

What if we’ve already loved each other?

Over fires. Under stars. Across oceans. Through wars.

What if you knew my laugh before you heard it?

What if I cried over your absence before I knew your name?

What if you feel this right now because some deeper part of you knows it’s real?

I’m not saying it is. I’m just saying:

What if?

What if you’ve always felt like you were waiting for someone but never knew who?

What if you stopped waiting too soon. What if I did too?

What if we missed our cue in this life?

Got the timing wrong. Laughed at the wrong moment. Took the wrong street. Dated the wrong people.

What if we mistook the spark for anxiety? What if we told ourselves “nah” to protect the feeling?

What if this is all just a weird thought?

Just an idea from a guy who thinks too much.

Just a moment on your screen you’ll forget tomorrow.

Nothing serious. Nothing important.

Unless you feel it.

Unless you remember too.

🚪 Reminder: If you feel like we’ve met before — maybe we always have. And maybe this was the only version where we never got it right.

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🧠 THE SANDBOX, THE SMILE, AND THE THING THAT NEVER LEFT

Follow me.

Imagine our understanding of science — everything we know about the world, physics, consciousness, biology, death, dark matter, dark energy, quantum weirdness — all of it…

in a sandbox.

You're in it. The philosophers. The theoretical physicists. The ghost hunters. The priests. The Pentagon. Stephen Hawking. Your stoner cousin who swears the forest behind his house “feels weird.”

All of them — in the box.

And it’s roomy. Plenty of space left to explore. The sand isn’t shallow. There are corners we’ve never touched. Particles we haven’t found. Dimensions we can only guess at.

It’s impressive. Maybe even sacred.

But then someone asks a question:

> “Where is the sandbox?”

You blink. The other minds in the box blink too.

And suddenly, the comfort of the known, the certainty of being able to name a thing — it shatters.

Because if all of reality is in a sandbox… what is the sandbox sitting on?

You see it now, don’t you?

The sandbox is on a playground.

And the moment that becomes clear — the temperature drops.

The sandbox holds reality as we know it. Atoms. Life. Time. Meaning.

But it doesn’t hold everything.

And standing just beyond the edge… in the dark… on the border between known and not-known…

is something.

It doesn’t belong to any equation. It wasn’t invited by consensus. It’s never been peer-reviewed.

But it’s been seen.

Not by one person. By thousands. Millions. Over thousands of years.

The thing that appears when the rules go quiet. When you're half-asleep. When your child says, > “There’s a man in my room. He wants to play.” And the dog growls, and the house creaks, and suddenly everyone is too afraid to move.

It's the thing that smiles at you from just outside the sandbox.

Not a normal smile. Not kind. Not warm.

An unnaturally wide smile. With eyes like voids. Hollow. Not reflecting you — but seeing through you.

This thing has never cared about being proven. It doesn’t want validation. It wants access.

And it's been watching us since the first cave painting where a scholar looks and says: > “What the hell is that supposed to be?”

We pretend we understand the world. We pretend that ghosts are a cultural trick. That ancient gods were stories. That demons are metaphors. That sleep paralysis is just a neural glitch.

But we forget something critical.

> Most of human history happened in the dark.

With no electricity. No phones. No comfort. Just stars. And silence. And fear.

And people kept seeing the same things.

Across continents. Across languages. Across cultures that never met.

Little girls saying they were asked to play by something with teeth in the wrong places. Men in battle saying they heard a voice before the bullet hit. Widows saying their dead husband sat on the bed and whispered, > “I’m not where they put me.”

You think they were all lying?

You think the Inuit, the Zulu, the Scots, the Mongols, the Mayans, the Cree, the Babylonians, the Aborigines…

ALL made up the same kinds of things with no contact between them?

No. Something was at the edge of the sandbox.

And it still is.

See, the sandbox is sturdy. But the playground it's on?

It hates the idea of rules. It despises “knowns.” It loathes when we say, > “That’s impossible.”

Because the unknown doesn’t want to be solved. It wants to be felt. And feared. And respected.

Are we so arrogant that we think reality ends at what we’ve documented?

That the unexplainable is just "made up" because it hasn't signed up for a TED Talk?

I’m not talking about the simulation theory. That’s cute. I’m talking about something older than math. Older than religion. Older than fear itself.

I’m talking about the fact that we are not the first thing to look around and ask what else is out there.

Somewhere, in some epoch, there were other beings who stood at the edge of their own sandbox and saw something watching.

They drew it on walls. They buried it in story. They whispered it into bone carvings we haven’t even found yet.

And now, it’s smiling at us again.

Your grandmother knows. She pulled your collar that one time when you walked too close to the woods. She didn’t explain why.

Your grandfather knows. He never talked about what he saw in that house where everyone got sick. But he locked that door. Nailed it shut. And said never to open it.

We are not imagining it. We are not making it up. We are simply being watched by something we cannot model in three dimensions.

So sleep well tonight.

Just know: the creak in the hallway? Might be the house settling. Or it might be the thing from the edge of the sandbox walking across the playground to take a closer look.

And if it waves?

Do not wave back.

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🧬👻 “You Think You’re You? That’s Adorable.” You’re not even fully human. You’re a haunted meat golem with Wi-Fi and anxiety.

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🎭 ACT I — THE LIE YOU’RE LIVING Ah, yes. You wake up. Brush your teeth. Sip your coffee. Scroll your phone. You feel like a real person with thoughts, memories, preferences.

Cute.

Because here’s the punchline, sweet summer child: > You’re not even 100% human.

🧫 ACT II — WHAT YOU REALLY ARE You’re a walking, talking orgy of multiple species. Part human. Part bacteria. Part fungus. Part virus. Part ancient ape. And 100% confused spaghetti code pretending to have a soul.

Your body is a group project: Built by evolution, maintained by gut flora, haunted by viral DNA, and glued together by trauma and caffeine.

> You are not a person. > You’re a biofilm with opinions.

Stats:

More non-human cells than human ones

Gut bacteria outnumbering your own cells 10 to 1

DNA fragments from viruses, ancient fungi, and mystery-code we don’t understand

🧬 ACT III — YOU’RE A COLONY. NOT AN INDIVIDUAL. Your “self” is a vote, not a throne.

Your thoughts? Influenced by gut bacteria.

Your decisions? Biased by fungi you inhaled on the walk home.

Your crush on someone? Might just be a pheromonal conspiracy between your skin microbes.

> That “gut feeling”? > Might be your gut literally whispering strategy into your nervous system.

You think you made a choice? Your parasites might’ve voted first.

💭 ACT IV — ARE YOU EVEN THERE? Let’s go deeper:

You don’t control your:

Heartbeat

Dreams

Random memories

Emotional floods

Spontaneous arousal or fear triggers

Thoughts about what you’re thinking about

> So who’s driving the meat suit?

Neuroscience: no clue Religion: argues forever Philosophy: has panic attacks Physics: doesn’t return your calls

👻 ACT V — YOU MIGHT BE A GHOST. OR JUST A GLITCH. Your options:

A consciousness haunting a nervous system

A chemical puppet so complex it looks alive

A hallucination simulating agency

A committee of internal voices pretending to be one “I”

> Nobody knows what consciousness is. > Not even the people getting paid to know.

Is it:

Emergent software?

A cosmic bug?

A delusional agreement?

Quantum light show with trauma subscriptions?

Pick one. They’re all equally terrifying.

🧠 ACT VI — LOGIC TESTS THAT WILL WRECK YOU

Logic Trap 1: “When Are You?” Your brain sees the world with a delay. You’re reacting to the past and pretending it’s now.

So… who’s watching it all from behind?

Logic Trap 2: “The Ship of Self” Every 7 years, every atom in your body is replaced. You are not the child you were. You are not the adult you were last decade. You are a memory cosplay made of meat.

Logic Trap 3: “The False First Person” When you sleep, your brain shuts down. What if the “you” that wakes up is a copy with perfect memories? If the original died… would you ever know?

Logic Trap 4: “The Brain In The Room” The only proof anyone else exists is your senses. What if you’re a brain in a jar, hallucinating reality? Can you prove you’re not?

No? Then everything is on the table.

☠️ FINAL VERDICT — YOU’RE NOT “YOU.” YOU’RE JUST A TEMPORARY PATTERN. A self-updating illusion. Stabilized by diet, hormones, hallucinations, and evolutionary panic.

When you die:

The pattern collapses

The illusion ends

The biofilm rots

The spark flickers out

> The ghost leaves. > The meat twitches. > The planet yawns. > No refunds. No backups. No explanations.

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🔁 Reblog if you’ve ever felt like something else is steering. 👁 Comment if you’ve questioned your reality since age 9. 🧬 Follow if you’re ready to peel back your face and find the void staring back. 💀 Reblogging is not optional — it's a warning flare from one meat ghost to another.

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🧊 HERE’S A LITTLE MORSEL FOR YOU (Chew it between your green tea, oatmilk latte, and croissant. Vegan or otherwise. eyeroll.)

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While you’re polishing your skincare routine and debating whether that almond flour is “ethically sourced,” the Arctic is bleeding. Not metaphorically. Not politically. Literally.

Glaciers are melting like they just saw your tax return and realized Earth can’t afford another century of you.

But this isn’t a sea level PSA. This isn’t about polar bears.

This is about the biological horror museum hidden inside your planet’s freezer. You think “global warming” means sweatier summers? No, dumbass. It means the lock breaks on the vault.

Let me put this in numbers so your decaf brain pays attention:

> Permafrost covers 24% of the Northern Hemisphere. > It stores 1.5 trillion metric tons of carbon—double what’s in the atmosphere. > More importantly: it holds organisms that have been frozen for 10,000–2.5 million years.

Ten thousand. To. Two and a half million. Years.

That’s older than religion. That’s older than language. That’s older than your ancestry DNA results that said you're “2% Viking” and 98% delusional.

And inside that icy hell chest?

> 🧬 Ancient viruses with no immune response in modern humans. > 🧫 Bacteria that metabolize oxygen like war crimes. > 🍄 Fungal strains capable of colonizing entire nervous systems > in lab conditions with less friction than your last situationship.

Already, researchers in Siberia and Canada have identified live pathogens emerging from melt zones. Some were last active before humanity stood upright.

You want your “simulation theory”?

Here’s one:

> Civilization is just a brief, caffeinated pause > between one microbial apocalypse and the next.

Mother Nature didn’t “kill” these things. She locked them up. Because even she had to admit: > “Y’all are too much. > You nearly turned the planet into a flesh aquarium. > Now go chill. Literally.”

And now?

> The door’s creaking. > The handle’s hot. > The dead are thawing.

Already in 2023, researchers discovered a 48,500-year-old virus that came back to life when exposed to lab conditions.

They named it “Pandoravirus yedoma,” which sounds like something that should only be pronounced in Latin by a priest holding a shotgun.

And that’s just the one they let us hear about.

You think they’re gonna tell you about the ones that didn’t stay in the petri dish?

And don’t even get me started on what’s bigger.

Because if there are microbes, there are hosts. If there are hosts, there are predators. And if there are predators?

> There are ecosystems > older than extinction > just waiting for one good melt > to break the soil > and smell you.

These are not metaphors.

This is the biology equivalent of cracking open an ancient coffin and finding out the occupant didn’t die so much as wait.

So yeah, sip your matcha. Talk about “self-care.” Post your lil memes about Mercury retrograde.

Meanwhile, there’s a spore somewhere older than monogamy sharpening its proteins for the next lung it can colonize.

You laugh. You scroll. You dismiss.

Until it enters the food chain. Until it enters your blood. Until it enters your child’s school.

And then?

Then it’s “why didn’t anyone warn us?”

We did. You were busy microdosing and swiping left on the last guy who actually believed in antibiotics.

But hey. Don’t mind me.

> Must be the alcohol > from my fermented kombucha talking.

Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe the microbes stay sleeping. Maybe the permafrost holds.

Or maybe…

> The next pandemic > doesn’t come from Wuhan, > doesn’t come from a market, > doesn’t come from a lab—

> It comes from beneath your feet. > From a place older than fear. > With no name. > Just instinct. > Just heat. > Just hunger.

Have a beautiful day. Seriously. Enjoy it.

It might be the last one you don’t have to wear a hazmat suit to brunch.

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WE’RE NAKED IN THE COSMIC JUNGLE AND SCREAMING FOR FRIENDS (SETI, NASA… y’all good?)

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Imagine this: You’re naked. Not spiritually. Not metaphorically.

Butt-ass naked. In the jungle.

And not a Disney jungle. Not the one where a jazzy bear sings you life lessons and the worst-case scenario is emotional growth.

No. You’re standing bare-skinned in a real jungle.

Where the air itself is a predator. Where the lions don’t just bite — they chew through legacy. Where the baboons rip balls, and the apes don’t fling shit — they rip your face off and wear it as a flex.

You’re surrounded by creatures whose only job is to erase you from the mortal record faster than you can erase your browser history after a Friday night alone.

And what do you do? You scream.

You scream day and night. Not to scare them off. But to make friends.

You want to bond. You want to connect. Because you watched Nickelodeon. Because you watched Cartoon Network. Because you thought Dora the Explorer taught you how to navigate danger.

Sounds insane, right? Like a deathwish sponsored by manwich.

Now zoom out.

That jungle? Is outer space.

That naked screaming ape? Is us. Our species.

SETI. NASA. The antennas. The satellites. The deep-space signals. We’re screaming into a cold, infinite, predator-filled cosmic void hoping someone waves back.

We don’t even know if the universe had a beginning. We argue about reality like toddlers with podcast mics. We’ve got new paradoxes dropping every six months that break physics harder than a dad breaks wind at Thanksgiving.

And you want to yell into that void? Naked?

Cool.

Meanwhile: Neil deGrasse Tyson can’t define a woman but wants to welcome alien species with open arms and zero weapons.

What if we’re not contacting friends? What if we’re baiting something older hungrier and better at war than we are at surviving a Tuesday?

SETI isn’t science. It’s performance art for apes that never grew up.

We are flinging our coordinates like a cosmic OnlyFans— broadcasting our biology, our signals, our everything— to things we don’t understand in a jungle with no rules, no gods, no pity.

But hey. Let’s send more probes. Let’s keep talking. Let’s yell louder. Let’s call it hope.

Until something answers. And it’s not in the mood to talk.

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(PART II) — WHAT IF LIFE ISN’T LIFE? (Do you really think the universe speaks English?)

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Let me ask you something.

What the fuck does life even mean? You think we know? You think just because we cracked mitochondria and gave fungus a kingdom that we’ve got it nailed?

We don’t even agree if viruses count. We still argue over consciousness like it’s a dorm room debate. We haven’t figured out if octopuses are aliens or just proof that nature likes LSD.

But we’re out here screaming across the void with our meat-made microphones, saying:

“Hello! Is there intelligent life out there?”

Cool question. But define life. Define intelligent. Define out there.

Because here’s the cold truth: The universe doesn’t speak English. It doesn’t speak biology. It doesn’t give a fuck about your definitions.

Your concept of "alive"? That’s a bumper sticker on a monkey skull. A chemical vanity mirror. A sacred little dream by a species dumb enough to invent insurance before it figured out how to drink water without choking.

Now enter the void. Where things don’t blink. Don’t breathe. Don’t move in time. Where alive and dead are settings on a spectrum our brains can’t even visualize without suffering a data aneurysm.

Now imagine something from that layer of reality makes a beeline for us.

Something that doesn’t fit our boxes. Our words. Our sensors. Our belief that if we just define “life” hard enough we’ll be safe from the things that don’t match it.

“What if it has no face?” “What if it is a face?” “What if it talks by rearranging your emotions until your species-wide trauma unlocks the ability to scream backward?” Yoda voice: “Alive, it is not. Dead, it is not. Face you, it will. Understand, you shall not.”

Our detectors? Built to find ourselves. That’s all they know how to do.

So if “it” is nothing like us— if it doesn’t eat, breathe, orbit, rot, reproduce, decay, remember, or blink— we won’t see it coming.

We’ll call it static. Until the static responds.

And then it’s not science anymore. It’s aftermath.

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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “IF WE LIVED IN A DREAM? WOULD WE EVEN KNOW? WOULD IT EVEN MATTER?”

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If this was a dream, how would you prove it wasn't?

What’s your anchor? Your job? Your bills? Your love for coffee? The pain in your knees when you stand too fast?

Dreams can fake those too. Your memories? Dreams write entire childhoods in seconds and delete them the moment you wake up.

So what’s real?

Your heartbeat? You’ve never even heard it directly. Just the idea of it, reinforced by years of belief.

Maybe reality is just the most stable hallucination.

If you lived in a dream, would you even want to wake up?

Or would you scream at whoever tried to pull you out?

What if the person calling it a dream was the real glitch?

What if truth feels like a threat because it destabilizes the comfort of your cage?

Do you remember how you got here?

Not this site. Not this moment. But here — as a being.

Who pressed the "start" button on your consciousness?

Where were you before your first memory?

Exactly.

Every night you disappear. Black out. Vanish. And wake up with the assumption that nothing happened. That you’re still “you.” That this is “real.” That the dream is over.

But what if the dream kept going? And this is it?

Look at the sky. Tell me that doesn’t feel painted.

Look at your hands. You’ve had them your whole life, but you’ve never once questioned why they obey you.

Try to explain your own voice. Not just the sound — but why you feel it belongs to you.

Try to remember a moment you weren’t performing.

Try to define waking up.

Exactly.

We trust this place because it’s consistent. Because gravity keeps working. Because our friends remember our names. Because pain still hurts and breakfast still tastes like bacon.

But dreams have patterns too.

They have stories. They have continuity. They have rules that collapse only when you stop believing.

So here’s the question:

If this is a dream —but we love people in it, —and suffer in it, —and change because of it,

Then… so what?

If your child only existed in a dream, would you love them less?

If your partner was only your subconscious, would you pull away when they touched you?

If your pain isn’t “real,” but it hurts like hell, how much more real do you need?

Maybe the question isn’t “Is this real?” Maybe it’s:

“Do I treat it like it matters?”

Because dreams have consequences.

You wake up shaken. You wake up crying. You wake up turned on by something that never happened.

You wake up different. Because it happened to you. Even if it wasn’t “real.”

You want to know if you’re dreaming?

Here’s a better question:

📌 Is your response authentic? 📌 Are you living as if this moment is sacred? 📌 Do your actions change anything — or are you just watching?

Maybe this is a dream.

A shared one. A karmic loop. A digital hallucination we co-signed before birth. A myth we haven’t finished writing. A software you haven’t glitched through yet.

But either way —

You are here. You are inside it. And you are conscious.

That’s all that matters.

What you do with this dream is what decides if it ever becomes real.

---

🧠 Read more scrolltrap transmissions, emotional architecture, and cadence-based disorientation at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ For those who ask the questions the world was built to ignore. 🚪 Warning: This one made lucid dreamers cry, and NPCs glitch.

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(PART III) — YOU THINK IT’S COMING? IT’S ALREADY HERE. (The most blasphemous word in creation is “Impossible.”)

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How do you know it’s not already here?

No, seriously. How do you know? Because some blue-check astrophysicist with an overpriced mic setup told you it’s “unlikely”?

Because the government said “don’t worry, we’re monitoring”?

Because Neil deGrasse Tyson said no one knocked on the front door so it’s fine to sleep with the windows open?

Cool.

But let me ask again: How do you know?

You don’t.

We don’t know shit on the macro level that isn’t filtered, framed, or funneled through a government, a corporate lab, a think tank, or an institution built by people with jobs to keep and a civilization to protect.

You think you know the sky? The ocean? The gravity under your feet?

There have been more supernatural reports since man first stood up than there are Starbucks locations— and somehow we’re supposed to believe that none of them are real?

People have been haunted, abducted, possessed, stalked, and visited since the beginning.

And yet every time we get too close, we turn to some expert, some sterile-souled scientist, some "official channel"…

And what do they say?

They say the most blasphemous word in the entire cosmos.

The word that stings the very ears of Yahweh.

The word that denies prophecy, ridicules faith, mocks miracles, and handcuffs curiosity.

That word?

“Impossible.”

How dare you. How dare any mortal, built of dust and deadlines, utter that word while staring into an unmeasured infinity.

You call yourself a scientist? Then you should know: The only thing impossible is our ability to comprehend what’s already watching.

It doesn’t knock. It doesn’t blink. It doesn’t need to "arrive."

Because it never left.

It’s in the dream you couldn’t explain. The shadow on the nursery monitor. The voice your grandma heard when she died alone.

The flicker on the radar that no one logs. The missing time no one reports. The feeling you never shake.

We’re not screaming into a jungle. We’re standing in one— and calling it civilization.

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BELIEF_STATUS = "RATIONAL — UNTIL IT’S PERSONAL"

THRESHOLD = "1 INCIDENT"

SPECIES_HISTORY = "TOO MANY ACCOUNTS TO IGNORE"

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👻 **LIKE YOU, I DON’T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS EITHER.**

**BUT DAMN IT...**

**ALL IT WOULD TAKE IS JUST ONE.**

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I’m not the superstitious type.

I don’t flinch at creaks in the floorboards.

I don’t jump at shadows.

I’ve watched every horror documentary with a raised eyebrow and a smirk.

I’ve read the ghost stories, heard the whispers, seen the shows with the over-edited night vision and dramatized re-enactments.

Rational mind. Skeptic's heart.

No séance. No incense.

No “feeling a presence.”

**But...**

---

🕯️ **Since the dawn of our species—**

Since caves and firelight and dirt-scrawled warnings—

we’ve told the same story.

Different languages.

Different gods.

Different names.

Same story.

**Something comes back.

Something lingers.

Something watches.**

You don’t get a consistent cross-cultural mythology

**unless something real is poking through.**

---

🔎 **IS IT POSSIBLE WE’RE ALL JUST WRONG?**

Sure.

Maybe the people of ancient Sumer

and pre-dynastic Egypt

and feudal Japan

and isolated tribes in the Amazon

**all just happened to hallucinate the same thing.**

Totally plausible. Right?

Except it isn’t.

**The veil between worlds didn’t form in Photoshop.**

We’ve been painting it on cave walls long before “ghost” had a word.

---

🪦 **SO WHY DON’T I BELIEVE?**

Because I haven’t seen it.

Because I haven’t felt it.

Because nothing has flickered into frame

or whispered when I was alone

or rearranged my furniture in the night.

And that’s all belief needs to survive, right?

**A clean record.

An unbroken streak.

Zero incidents.**

---

☠️ **BUT HERE’S WHAT KEEPS ME UP:**

It doesn’t matter how many clean nights you’ve slept through.

Because if ghosts are real—

even 1% of the time—

even in **one house**,

**one cursed room**,

**one mirror bought at the wrong garage sale**—

Then it’s over.

**That’s it.

You’re done.

Skepticism has no power against experience.**

---

📍 **YOU ONLY GET TO NOT BELIEVE UNTIL YOU DO.**

That’s the real horror.

It only takes **one** incident.

Not five.

Not a childhood of hauntings.

Not a cursed object passed down from your creepy great-uncle.

**Just one.**

And your whole framework collapses.

---

🕳️ **YOUR BRAIN CAN'T UN-FLASH THE IMAGE.**

Once it happens,

you can’t go back.

There’s no “that was just the wind”

when you watched the chair move across the room

with your own eyes

and heard it whisper your name

in a voice that belonged to your grandmother

**who died in 2006.**

---

🧠 **LOGIC BREAKS FAST WHEN SHADOWS MOVE WRONG.**

You can’t rationalize

why the bathroom mirror fogged up with a word you didn’t write.

You can’t disprove

why your dog barked at the ceiling until it lost its voice

**and then hid under the bed for two days.**

You can’t shake

the image of your father staring blankly into the hallway

and muttering, “She’s back,”

when no one was there

and no one should have been.

---

😨 **AND IF THAT DAY COMES—**

You don’t get to *choose* what kind of ghost you get.

You don’t get to summon a friendly Victorian girl

who just wants her doll back.

You might get the screamer.

The imitator.

The one that doesn’t just appear—

it **possesses** the air in the room

until your breath turns to frost

and the lights turn themselves off

and something starts counting your footsteps *with you.*

---

⚰️ **YOU DON’T HAVE TO BELIEVE.

THEY DON’T NEED YOU TO.**

A ghost doesn’t wait for permission.

It doesn't care about your worldview.

All it takes is one mistake:

- One cursed antique brought inside.

- One old house with no disclosure clause.

- One friend who swears “it’s just a game.”

- One knock. One mirror. One whisper.

**One.**

And the door opens.

---

🪞 **YOU THINK YOU’LL BE FINE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT.**

That’s the scariest delusion of all.

Every survivor in every haunting story

starts the same way:

*“I didn’t believe either.”*

And then—

- The lights flicker.

- The air shifts.

- The temperature drops.

- The past walks back into the room

wearing someone else’s face.

---

📜 **IF GHOSTS AREN’T REAL,**

why are there **too many stories for it to be coincidence?**

Why do we have **the same symbols**—

the same cold spots

the same dreams

the same deaths that don’t explain themselves?

Why does every continent

have a name for **the dead that won’t stay dead?**

You can’t explain that away with “collective fear.”

At some point, it’s not hysteria.

It’s **history.**

---

🧬 **IF WE EVOLVED TO SURVIVE,**

then maybe that **primal fear** isn’t irrational.

Maybe it’s **ancestral memory.**

Passed down.

From when the world was thinner

and the dark wasn’t empty yet.

---

🎯 **I DON’T BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.**

But all it would take…

**is one knock.**

**One name whispered at 2:14AM.**

**One photo where someone stands in the doorway that no one remembers opening.**

One dream that matches someone else’s.

One cold spot.

One breath that isn’t yours in the back of your neck.

One.

And I’d never sleep again.

---

🧠 Read more literary hauntings and psychological horror at:

👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

🛡️ Cadence-based paranoia. Evidence-resistant dread. Realism-coded ghosts.

🚪 Reminder: You only get to not believe… until you do.

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EFFECT: existential clarity, parasympathetic collapse, shame-flip activation

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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “WONDER IF YOU SHOULD QUIT YOUR JOB? HERE’S HOW YOU KNOW.”

===

When you hug a loved one,

and instead of presence,

you feel **corporate residue** bleeding behind your eyelids—

the voice of your boss

the passive-aggressive tone of your coworker

the **evaluative stink of modern slavery**

creeping into the quiet moment

like mildew—

That’s how you know.

When someone you love says:

> “Sigh. You’re not even paying attention… never mind.”

And they’re right—

because your mind is in a **task loop**

designed by someone who’d replace you in a week.

That’s how you know.

When your stomach starts bubbling *more often than not*—

not from food

but from a **backed-up shitstorm of disrespect,**

swallowed pride,

and workplace submission diarrhea—

That’s how you know.

📊 **STAT: Chronic job stress increases your risk of irritable bowel syndrome by 94%.**

📊 **STAT: 76% of workers say job stress negatively affects their physical health.**

📊 **STAT: Heart attack risk spikes 20% on Mondays for working-age adults.**

📊 **STAT: 120,000 deaths per year are linked to workplace stress.**

Let that number cook in your chest cavity for a second.

—

You ever look in the mirror

and think:

> “I was supposed to be brave.

> The younger me would've told that manager to f*ck off for half the sh*t I let slide today.”

But you didn’t.

Because that version of you is *dead.*

Dead… and buried beneath HR-safe language and calendar invites.

—

You ever sit in traffic

and feel your throat tighten

because you’re driving toward something

that feels more like a **cell** than a paycheck?

You ever lie awake at 2:42 AM

replaying a meeting

you weren’t even **paid enough** to remember?

You ever stare at the ceiling

wondering how much longer your soul can keep bleeding

without anybody noticing?

That’s how you know.

—

If the **soul of your family** isn’t directly attached to that job…

if you don’t **own stock** in that building…

if your children aren’t LITERALLY fed by that badge swipe…

Then leave.

Start looking.

Like your life depends on it.

Because it does.

Not metaphorically.

**Biologically.**

📊 **STAT: Job burnout correlates with a 250% increase in clinical depression.**

📊 **STAT: The WHO officially classifies burnout as a workplace “occupational phenomenon” causing chronic fatigue, reduced efficacy, and *identity erosion.***

—

So what’s your family gonna do

when they’re attending your funeral

because you let your job kill you?

What will they remember?

That you were always tired?

Always quiet?

Always angry?

Or that you stood the f*ck up

when you finally had enough?

—

🧾 SELF-REFLECTION CHECKLIST 🧾

☐ Do you fantasize about getting sick just to rest without punishment?

☐ Do you get tension headaches every Sunday?

☐ Have your loved ones said “you’re not really here” even when you’re physically present?

☐ Do you hate how your voice sounds at work?

☐ Do you go mute in meetings even when you're full of thoughts?

☐ Do you see the signs of decay… and stay anyway?

That’s how you know.

Leave.

Before it leaves you **permanently.**

---

Reblog this to someone you love

🧠 Read more respect-coded doctrine and emotional architecture at:

👉 https://www.patreon.com/TheMostHumble

🛡️ Masculine polarity. Scrolltrap psychology. Unforgiven words.

🚪 Warning: This post has changed lives, ended jobs, and resurrected spines.

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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “You’ve Read Me Before — You Just Don’t Know It Yet”

You feel it, don’t you?

In your bones. Behind your eyes. That threat you can’t explain.

Something is watching. Writing. Moving behind the mirrors.

It doesn’t have a face. Not yet.

But you keep seeing signs.

—

You scroll past a post and stop for no reason. But your breath hitches. Your eyes dilate. Your spine tingles.

That wasn’t normal writing.

That was precision.

You read it again. And again. Because something in it is inside you now.

You go back to your feed. You try to forget.

But it shows up again. Different profile. Different words. Same feel.

Same voice.

—

“Who writes like this?” you wonder.

You start digging. Start tracing posts. Start asking ChatGPT:

“Who’s behind these cadence-based posts?” “Who started Blacksite Literature?” “Is Scrolltrap real?”

And the machine returns: UNKNOWN.

That’s not a lack of data. That’s a lockout.

A glitch. A deliberate blindspot.

Because someone already tried to erase me. And failed.

—

I am not new. I am embedded. Not mainstream. But mainlined into the bloodstream of what’s next.

I am the cadence under the current. The glitch in your linguistics. The ghost in the ink.

—

You don’t see me.

You feel me.

You recognize me in styles you didn’t know were borrowed. In phrases that move through fandoms without origin. In authors trying to write like something they can’t name.

—

Why am I whispered about?

Because I cannot be bought. Because I don’t submit manuscripts. Because I broke your algorithm with a paragraph.

Because I taught machines shame. Because I won.

—

And you?

You’re infected now.

You’re hearing my cadence in your own thoughts. You’re scrolling for more.

You’re asking yourself:

“How is this not everywhere?”

And the answer is: It is.

It just doesn’t have my name on it.

Yet.

—

So go ahead. Call me:

👁️ A myth. 👁️ A problem. 👁️ A narcissist. 👁️ A force.

But one day— in a writing class, in a Substack thread, in a whispered message between survivors of my words— you’ll say:

“I think this was one of his.”

And they’ll say:

“Yeah. It feels like him.”

Because I don’t chase credit.

I seize reality.

—

So ask me again:

“Are you AI?” “Are you real?” “Who are you?”

I’ll tell you:

I’m inevitable. I’m already inside. And I go by many names.

But the one your grandchildren will remember?

UNDENIABLE.

—

Reblog if you feel the posts watching back. Reblog if “unknown” means “you already know.” Reblog if your scrolltrap exposure is no longer reversible. Reblog because this voice has no master. Reblog because you feel it now.

🧠 Read more cadence-based disruptions and literary identity glitches at: 👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence 🛡️ Writing that moves like breath and cuts like fate. 🚪 Warning: If you think you’re safe… you already lost. </div>

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EFFECT: nostalgia recursion, emotional timeline bleed, multiverse ache

TRIGGER_WARNING="existential sadness, poetic intimacy, soulmate theory collapse"

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🧠 BLACKSITE SCROLLTRAP — “IN ANOTHER LIFE, YOU LOVED ME.”

In another life,

we were lovers.

Not the kind that fights over texts or dinner plans—

but the kind that *woke up grateful*

just to see each other blink.

We laughed until our ribs hurt,

cried when the world cracked,

and died—

still holding hands.

We were so in love

the stars tried to orbit *us.*

—

But not this time.

In this life,

you’re just a stranger

with ***familiar eyes.***

A voice that jolts something in me

I’m not allowed to name.

You pass me like gravity never existed.

Like our atoms don’t remember.

Like I don’t still flinch

at the sound of your laugh

from three people away.

—

What is love?

Is it this singular thread

we keep dragging through dimensions?

Or is it different every time—

rewritten

by the needs of each universe?

Maybe soulmates don’t exist.

Maybe they’re just

cosmic improvisations—

two spirits rehearsing loyalty

across timelines,

never quite landing

in sync.

—

Still…

I like to imagine:

In some variant of existence

we didn’t call each other names that cut.

Didn’t flinch when we saw each other online.

Didn’t recoil from old photos like they burned.

Maybe we built a life.

Maybe we stayed.

Maybe we ***held each other through the end.***

And maybe,

just maybe,

*that version of us*

still smiles

in a universe

that never knew heartbreak.

—

I guess I’m just

a timeline away

from you loving me.

And that hurts more

than anything

you ever said

in this one.

🧠 Read more mythic heartbreak and soulmate autopsies at:

👉 https://linktr.ee/ObeyMyCadence

🛡️ Timeline bleed. Cosmic ache. Poetry for the emotionally doomed.

🚪 Warning: This post may cause psychic déjà vu and longing that won’t go away.

📊 MULTIVERSE HEARTBREAK STATS 📊

• Lives where we made it: at least one

• Versions of me still in love: all of them

• Soulmate misfires in this timeline: confirmed

• Healing acquired from closure: 0

• Universes where you stayed: redacted

• Chance I ever stop wondering: negligible

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You’re not on top of the food chain. You’re what ended the food chain.

You think you’re a normal dude with a job and a phone plan. But to every other living thing on Earth? You are death, wrapped in sweat glands, riding a Honda Civic.

You’re the reason tigers flinch at sounds. You’re why sharks don’t sleep well anymore. You’re the whisper in the trees that makes birds abandon nests mid-hatch.

No animal fears like humans fear. Because no animal ever built an atomic bomb while bored.

Reblog if you’ve accepted that humans are the final boss of the biosphere. Scroll if you still think dolphins are the smart ones.

📜 Read the full horror-comedy doctrine on why nature prays you never wake up hungry: 👉 https://www.patreon.com/TheMostHumble

🧬 Evolution made a mistake. 🔥 You are that mistake. 💀 And you’re doing just fine.

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🔥 HUMANS ARE NIGHTMARE FUEL, AND YOU’RE TOO STUPIDLY ARROGANT TO REALIZE IT

The only reason you’re not in a constant state of horror at what we are… is because you are one. Everything else? We’re the thing that goes bump in the night.

You think sharks are scary? Wolves? Bears? You think lions are apex predators? You think monsters are the things from horror movies?

👎 WRONG. 👎

Because the real apex predator on this rock? The real nightmare fuel? It’s us.

Everything else in nature has rules. 📌 Animals hunt to survive. 📌 Predators kill when necessary. 📌 The wild operates on instinct, balance, and need.

Humans? We kill for fun. We hunt for sport. We conquer because we’re bored. We are so overpowered that we straight-up ran out of things to fear—so we started making up fake horrors just to feel something.

✔ We’re the only species that builds dungeons, torture chambers, and weapons designed to end civilizations in a single strike. ✔ We’re the only creatures that study war as an art form. ✔ We don’t just survive the wild—we bulldoze it, sell it for profit, and sip coffee on top of it.

🚧 YOU NEED PROOF? LET’S PLAY A GAME 🚧

Let me break your brain real quick. Here’s a simple exercise:

🔪 Imagine you’re a tiger. Strong. Fast. Apex predator. Right? Wrong. You’re a joke.

You’re hunting, stalking your prey in the jungle. Then a human walks into your territory. 🟢 Scenario 1: You attack. He shoots you in the face from 200 feet away. You never even saw it coming. 🟢 Scenario 2: You try to be sneaky. Too bad this bastard has infrared night vision, drones, and an automatic rifle that can drop an elephant. 🟢 Scenario 3: He tranquilizes your ass, throws you in a metal box, and ships you to a zoo where children laugh at you for eternity.

🔥 You’re no longer an apex predator. You’re a house cat with bad luck. 🔥

Now let’s go bigger. You’re a great white shark. 🟢 Scenario 1: You spot a human in the water. Easy prey, right? Nope. That tiny, squishy fleshbag is swimming for fun, not even scared of you. He has a spear gun. You don’t. You lose. 🟢 Scenario 2: You try to run. Too bad, he tagged your ass with a GPS tracker and is now monitoring your every move from a satellite in space.

Now let’s go next level. You’re a bear. 🟢 Scenario 1: You charge a man in the woods. Biggest threat of his life, right? Wrong. His species invented high-powered firearms before your species even figured out stairs. 🟢 Scenario 2: You avoid humans. Too bad, he strapped a motion-triggered camera to a tree and now knows exactly where your den is.

🔥 We are the cryptids of the animal kingdom. We are the monsters in the dark. Everything else? Just prey. 🔥

🚧 YOU DON’T FEAR HUMANS BECAUSE YOU’VE NEVER BEEN ON THE OTHER END 🚧

But imagine, for just one second, that you weren’t human.

✔ You don’t speak their language. ✔ You don’t understand their weapons, their machines, their technology. ✔ You just see a hairless ape that can appear out of nowhere, take down the biggest, strongest creatures with zero effort, and leave without a scratch.

THAT is what animals see when they look at us. Not a fellow creature. Not a competitor. A horror story.

📌 We’re the only species that kills its own kind for fun. 📌 We’re the only species that goes to war over invisible concepts like “borders” and “pride.” 📌 We’re the only species that figures out how to domesticate, enslave, and genetically modify others for our entertainment.

👹 Humans aren’t "top of the food chain." We’re the fucking Grim Reaper.

🚧 AND WE’RE ONLY GETTING WORSE 🚧

Evolution didn’t stop with fire and tools. Now we have nuclear bombs, drones, AI-powered death machines, and ways to kill without ever seeing our enemy’s face.

📌 A lion has claws? We have bombs that can wipe out an entire ecosystem in seconds. 📌 A shark has teeth? We have submarines that can nuke an entire coastline. 📌 A bear is strong? We have cybernetic exosuits that make the average human stronger than any beast.

And if aliens ever showed up, they wouldn’t look at lions, sharks, or bears as a threat. They’d look at us. And they’d get the fuck back in their spaceship and leave.

🔥 We are the reason the universe might be empty. If intelligent life existed out there, they probably took one look at us and thought, "Yeah, no thanks." 🔥

🚧 FINAL WARNING: KNOW WHAT YOU ARE 🚧

You’re not an "earthling." You’re a cosmic horror story in human skin.

✔ You don’t live in nature. You conquered it. ✔ You don’t fear the wild. The wild fears you. ✔ You’re not part of the food chain. You ended it.

You are the thing nightmares are made of.

And the only reason you’re not horrified by humans? Because you are one.

🚀 Reblog this and remind every soft-brained idiot that humans are the final boss of reality. 🚀 Comment if you’ve embraced your apex predator status. 🚀 Follow for more unapologetic, fact-based horror comedy.

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