#exit room

[atalana]

the curse of adhd:

i will remember with absolute clarity, when the thought strikes me that i have a text to send someone, that this is the fourth time in three days i've attempted to send this specific text

i will forget, in the time it takes me to pick up my phone, that i picked it up intending to send a text

[shanklin]

Sentient Mystery Shack, who is really biased towards Stan, so when Ford tells Stan he has to give it back after the summer it’s on sight.

Ford keeps tripping over nothing, nothing is where it's supposed to be and somehow he keeps running into closets when he tries to go outside.

But the worst part, the WORST part is that Ford's lightbulb just won't. Work. No matter what he does it keeps flickering and exploding.

Ford is spiraling. 

There is no reason why it shoudln’t work. All his trial runs work perfectly. He’s already checked the Shacks wiring three times and relearned this dimensions science from the ground up. 

Nothing works.

The Rift? Bill? The impending apocalypse? Eating? Sleep? Who cares about that. 

WHY. WONT. THE. LIGHTBULB. WORK???

It doesn’t help that Stan keeps laughing at him.

“Then you do it!” Ford eventually snaps at Stan.

Stan shrugs and with a little song under his breath screws his own lightbulb in. It works perfectly.

Stanford screams.

[ostensiblyarticulate]

I appreciate how later on in The Murderbot Diaries the groupchat is popping off, like. ALL the time. constantly. Foot-in-mouth on a video call? Groupchat’s sending STOP and yikes emojis. NPC shows increasingly bright red flags? Just made a new chat without her. Making a heroic sacrifice? Everyone has an opinion

[canarys-coal-mine]

I think a dynamic between cedar and blondie would be really funny. it’s the girl who can’t lie and the nosiest person known to man. blondie trying to get the next big story out of cedar while cedar’s trying very hard not to just run away from her.

[bluerasbunny]

"michael. michael watch me game. i'm beating your high score, michael."

[cconfusedkat]

When i said i wanted to play astro i happened to jinx twisted astro Twice in my runs ,, maybe i can main him but also dear GOD i cannot outrun his twisted 😭

the goob i was playing with did not make it in time to save me but i still applaud him for his efforts ,, thank you goob mains for all you do 🤝

[terrorgirls]

Dubai Trio + "Hell is Other People"

"I couldn't leave you here, gloating over my defeat....only you two remain to give a thought to me....It's you who matter; you who hate me. If you'll have faith in me I'm saved!" – No Exit, Jean-Paul Sartre

[part one] [part two]

[blazingstar400]

Kieran: Bad news— Florian locked himself outside of his own room in the community center again.

Kieran: Good news— we didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Kieran: Bad news— Carmine finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory.

Kieran: I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned it was because, at twelve, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute guys and girls.

Kieran: Good news— a cute girl saw me do it.

Kieran: Bad news— it was Juliana, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a Sentret that was just too small, obsess over an ogre, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do.

[wyervan]

Hey!

I have a question for your slashers boys it's maybe a bit random but what's their morning routine like? like what do they have for breakfast? (if they have any at all) and who's more of a morning person Sun or Moon? I already have a feeling who it could be but maybe I'm completely wrong.

Anyway

I Hope you have a good day/night!

Sun's up at like. 5 am. Sometimes, he'll come out into the living room to see that Moonie is still out perusing the neighborhood. But Moon's usually home by sunrise see what i did there

Sun showers, gets himself ready and dressed, makes coffee, does a bit of tidying up, laundry, other household chores. Can see him throwing some bread in the toaster or popping a frozen meal in the microwave for breakfast. Bet both he and Moon like sugary cereals 😝✨.

Moon's pretty low-energy, grumpy. Likely to get extra snappy in the morning. There are few words exchanged during this time of day, save perhaps some reporting on what Moon saw during the night. Moon showers (most of the time), eats, and then dozes on the sofa until Sun's ready to head to the arcade—around 9. Moon drives. All of his vocalizations are grumbling growls and forceful sighs. As soon as they get there, Moon usually makes straight for the breakroom couch. Sun will roll his eyes and start on getting the arcade in order.

I think this is one of his favorite times of day. Sun doesn’t really like to be alone for too long, but the arcade is home and Moonie’s enough of a presence in the break room to put him at ease.

He turns on the arcade speakers, then hums and dances his way through his morning checklist. Restocking the prize counter, vending machines, doing any cleaning that he felt was necessary even after the closing scrub down last night. He looks to see if there's any parties or scheduled events, makes orders from the computer and phone, double triple checks all the machines and games to make sure the place is spick and spam before they open midday.

[plaguewormart]

Thinking about writing a conclave fic based on these lyrics hmmmm ,,,, assassination attempt where Thomas thinks Vincent died and he breaks down outside the hospital room door,,,, Aldo finding him and them mourning together…

Being told that Vincent is alive,,,,,,,,, BY A NURSE WHO WAS GOING INTO HIS ROOM TO HELP AND REALIZING HES NOT THERE ??? JESUS PARALLEL ?????? I’m cursed with bible knowledge and an immense urge to make old men suffer

[ambeauty]

You can show me 5011 different ways of Carmy caressing Claire’s face, blowing kisses, telling her she’s beautiful, kissing her nose, and nothing will ever be as romantic as Carmy literally driving himself to his wits end over the course of a season to get Sydney a star, that only she wanted in the first place, in order to prove that he is the person she needs him to be.

[tonythmfb]

I used to think how insane it was that Salem called an entire staff meeting about Sydney, who is doing his job fine and just could maybe use some emotional support, while there is an entire counselor, by the name of Soren Baltimore, that is actively trying to kill all the campers and staff.

Then I remembered all the times I’ve worked jobs where my coworkers have all turned a blind eye to someone who poses a legitimate safety concern in favor of ceaselessly complaining about someone who does their job fine but is maybe mildly annoying.

[callme-aprilroseisha04]

heyyyyyy if u didn’t notice I’ve been thinking about the tadc puppeteer au a lot haaaaaaaa

[scenic-route33]

I'm not getting over this I'm sorry bc what Bryony says to Warren in 2x06???? Is what happened to her????

"You've been a profoundly useful cog in the machine" "the best of you will fit comfortably inside a petri dish" "and no one will miss Warren Godby" She was wrong! They cared about him enough that they woke him up from hypersleep 44 years later!! The people here now care about him as a person, not as a nameless asset!! Hell he's even helping in the ward now!!

But Bryony? Taken in and out of the freezer by people who only cared about the answers she could provide, who didn't care how awful the cryopods were and were comfortable to risk her life for 40 years; she's more of a cog in the machine than Warren ever was!! And no one cared about her enough to look for her beyond her title as creator of cryotech, finding her was an accident!!! The fact that she's at the best place she could probably be in is down to pure luck!! And even then, they were prepared to force her to help them and then what? Leave her alone to fend for herself??

It's about the ✨irony ✨

[unbfacts]

[sasukemexican]

OHHHHH I DID NOT KNOW

i did not know capacity2 looked like that oh dear oh my