#felix says stuff

[willingcannibalvictim]

i love how Guiding Light from Doors is like “whoopie! you died! here’s why, be sure to do [ ] in order for that to not happen again. now get back out there, sweetheart!” and Sebastian from Pressure is like “BROOOO i cant believe you died to that stupid fucking bitch. here’s your fucking file or whatever, gods damned loser.”

[willingcannibalvictim]

sorry i was mean to you i don’t understand human emotion

[willingcannibalvictim]

i’m an eldritch being in the way oobleck is solid when you punch it and liquid when you let it melt in your hands. i am eldritch in the way an idiom is. i am eldritch in the way you have a hole in your heart after losing something you love. i am eldritch in the way you get deja vu. i am eldritch in the way a way is. in fact, there was never an is to begin with. i am a god among men, or at least i wish i was.

[willingcannibalvictim]

hello everyone would yall be interested in more for.saken swwh writing since my guest. 66.6 and no.ob fic did numbers

[willingcannibalvictim]

this is just me with skibidi toilet

who can relate

[cookiedough77]

im gonna be honest i hate the "adrien isnt a sentimonster he's half human and half sentimonster" IT MAKES NO SENSE

he's not half and half he's just a human sentimonster, thats it, a sentimonster meant to be human like i dont get whats not to understand you can't be half of a sentimonster you can't be half of an amok it just doesnt work

[willingcannibalvictim]

bitches be like “show, not tell!” please never listen to any story-based podcast

[willingcannibalvictim]

AND THEN STORWYTH SENT THE HIVEMIND ONTO KIT AND ZINC AND WINTER GOT HIS ARM RIPPED OFF AND THEN-

[piromina]

ok but what if félix didnt get off on the wrong foot with adriens friends. what if they all rly liked him and didn't think of him as 'a cruel and inferior copy of the original'. what then. we would have so many good friendships there. félix + nino = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + marinette = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + alya = gabriel agreste hate club. félix + chloé = gabriel agreste hate club. guys do you see where im going with this. guys.

[ilikemicrowaves]

Hey so . How are we feeling about the new Vee lore bc I'm loving it 😀🌈❤️

After rereading her interactions for fun , these 2 got my angst weel moving and I had to make smth

[willingcannibalvictim]

healing stomachs are fun and all, but usually they function by the liquid inside having healing properties, and the implications are fucking insane

imagine, pred with healing stomach fluid just fucking vomiting on someone to heal them LMAOOOOO

[faunandfloraas]

See on the one hand lee knows been riding hard for gucci for nearly 2 years so im like Go on boy get em, gucci give him the fuckin deal already you dogs but on the other hand I've found a solid 75% of all his gucci fits questionable to ugly so like. UHHHHHHHHH naur?

[wazzuppy]

i love felix's design. he constantly looks like a 9 year old that was just dressed by his mom for a formal event that he REALLY doesn't wanna go to, and she won't stop taking pictures of him and pinching his cheek and talking about "how handsome" he is to her friends.

[willingcannibalvictim]

i’m all one for renewable energy but in this case OIL🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️🥶🥶🧊🧊

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[king-candybug-backup]

People have injected so much motivation juice into my veins this past week or so that I might get chapter 7 of Kill Switch done by Monday honestly FHSDFGVHJ THANKS GUYS, I HAVE BEEN NOURISHED LIKE A HAPPY HOUSE PLANT LMAO

Here's a little scene for funsies in the meantime lol 😂 (probably will end up being more of a chapter 8 moment than a 7 one BUT OH WELL, WHO KNOWS, NOT ME LOL)

Snickering at that comment, King Candy spoke up. “Sounds like Gene’s still uptight as ever, hm?”  “Wait, you know Gene?” Vanellope asked. “Oh sure, Turbo used to come to some of the penthouse parties, way back in the day.” Felix explained, glancing King Candy’s way with a tentative chuckle. “Gene definitely wasn’t your biggest fan…” “He used to get so mad about me ‘tracking dirt everywhere’.” King Candy reminisced, glancing up and off to the side in thought. “You know, the first time wasn’t intentional, but after that ridiculous fuss he made, I had started taking detours through Ralph’s little mud pile on my way inside, just to spite him.” “A-ha, I always had a feeling that was the case!” Felix declared, a more genuine laugh accompanying his words this time. “Sure was odd timing how it would always ‘rain’ in your game whenever you were about to pop by.” “Goodness, was that the excuse I went with?” The Cy-bug let out some odd mix between a chitter and a giggle. “I’m shocked nobody caught on sooner. It doesn’t even rain in TurboTime.”

[hidingoutbackstage]

Tucker’s greatest fear is losing everyone: labyrinth edition