#fetch friday

[fetchrpg]

Who else wants to give Lars a hug?

[farfetchedshow]

Happy Far-Fetched Friday, Freaks! Here's another fun prompt: You’re a slasher villain in Veilport. What’s your name & how do you try to kill the gang? ����

[wavesoutbeingtossed]

“Ok in the original error message on Grammy night there’s the the code that says DPT which obviously now is the acronym for Tortured Poets Department but backwards and it’s counting down 3-2-1 from back to front IT’S LIKE IT’S STARTING FROM THE END INSTEAD OF THE BEGINNING or from the last page instead of the first chapter and the word scramble is literally a red herring and the original error is web speak for the system crashing BECAUSE THERE’S BEEN A GLITCH THE SYSTEM IS OVERLOADED so she has to go back to basics with a typewriter instead in the latest tease but also the betting Swifties are saying the Apple Music scramble is spelling out Glitch backwards too and the original error message is a black page with white font but the NEW error message is white with black font they’re like TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN and now she’s teasing 13– THIRTEEN WHAT?!—“

[thebugthatruinsyourpicnic]

Paul and Lex were authorised to use a firearm

Emma, Lex, Becky and Steph have used one

Sometime after Emma (unauthorised) uses it, the helicopter crashes and Paul leaves for the Starlight Theatre where he gets infected

Sometime after Lex (authorised) uses it, they succeed in defeating Wiggly('s cult),

But sometime after Becky (unauthorised) uses it, Hatchetfield gets nuked

Sometime after Steph (unauthorised) uses it, Grace obtains the Black Book and starts devouring the souls of people she deems pervs

In conclusion, if people unathorised to use a firearm could just Not Use One, they might get a happy ending

[chrisblr28]

Drainial

Griff and his boyfriend Drain were watching a scary movie for Friday The 13th.

Surprisingly Drain was scared despite him being into edgy horror.

Griff noticed this and teased Drain about this.

"I thought you liked scary movies!",Griff chuckled.

"I-I do!",Drain sputtered.

Griff side-eyed Drain then took him outside.

Drain had a hose put into his mouth.

"Alright Drain.",Griff told his vampire boyfriend. "Did you like the movie?"

Drain gave a thumbs up but his face began to sweat.

Griff turned the knob and unleashed chocolate chip cookie dough into Drain's mouth.

Drain's belly ballooned bigger and bigger.

"Were you scared?",Griff asked Drain.

Drain gave another thumbs up but Griff turned the knob once more.

Griff watched in awe as Drain's belly swelled to the size of the house.

Drain enjoyed the feeling of being filled but didn't want Griff to notice.

"Do you like being big?",Griff questioned Drain then rubbed his belly.

Drain clinged to his belly trying and failing to stop his moans.

Griff reached for the knob only for it to break.

"Piece of shit!",Griff yelled chucking the knob away.

Suddenly Drain's belly expanded rapidly.

It knocked the vat off its hinges and reached the size of the suburbs.

Griff quickly climbed Drain's belly as it grew to planet-size.

Drain felt his belly creak and braced for explosion only for his belly to stop growing altogether.

Griff reached Drain's face and removed the hose from his mouth.

"Are you OK?",Griff asked Drain. "Don't worry! I won't inflate you again."

"So......good....",Drain moaned rubbing his massive belly.

"Mind if I have my way with you?",Griff questioned Drain.

"Go.....ahead....",Drain said then moaned as Griff pounded Drain's ass.

Drain's belly ballooned bigger than before as it was filled with Griff's cum.

Griff wanted to keep going until eventually he stopped cumming.

Drain moaned with delight as Griff rubbed his belly which was now bigger than the solar system.

"You're.....so.....hot.....",Griff panted.

"Thank....you.....",Drain huffed.

The two boys kissed.

Suddenly Drain's belly swelled again this time reaching the size of the universe.

Griff put his tongue inside Drain's mouth as Drain's belly ballooned bigger and bigger until it was bigger than everything.

Drain couldn't have been more happier as Griff puffkissed his belly bigger and bigger.

Griff cupped his hands on Drain's face enjoying every moment he and Drain had together.

Drain moaned as loud as he could.

This made Griff moan harder.

The boys moaned for an eternity as Drain's belly ballooned bigger and bigger inflating forever.

Drain was the luckiest guy in the world.

His belly was full of dough,cum,air and love.

Griff felt like he was on cloud nine.

He could kiss his awesome boyfriend forever.

Drain's belly continued to swell for miles and miles.

Eventually Griff and Drain's lips parted.

"I love you....",Griff said.

"I love you too....",Drain replied.

The boys went back to kissing as Drain's belly stretched beyond the horizon.

It became one with everything and continued swelling after that.

Drain and Griff wouldn't have it any other way.

The End

Happy Friday The 13th!

[kember-writes]

Fic Fragment Friday

Regulus rested the tip of his wand against James’s lower lip, digging the wood in ever so slightly. “A split lip, I believe it was. Or perhaps,” he said, digging the wand in a little deeper, “a gag? I could leave you to stew up here for a few hours, until you’re good and desperate for me. And then we’ll see what you have to say. How does that sound?”

[salsflore]

i just got off the bus i'm at the mall & i'll go back immediately after eating i think ...

[vonfetch]

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[wastemanjohn]

NEW JOB OBTAINED IM FREE 🥳🤪

[girltakovic]

writing a letter to the ups warehouse in town and delivering it via carrier pigeon to see if it'll compel them to deliver my new knives before i leave for work tomorrow

[fetchrpg]

Every good RPG needs fishing... I guess.

[farfetchedshow]

It's Far-Fetched Friday! If you see this, your pet is purple now. What do you do?

[narastories]

In particular, if anyone wants to send me Harry/Nic or Fetch/Niles prompts, please do. I'm flipping through my fanfic idea notes the same way you might open the fridge several times only to find nothing tasty

Fanfic Writer Friday (FFWF)

Alright fellow fanfic friends, it’s Friday, the best day of the week, and it’s about to get a lot more fun. Ya know why?

Reblog this post if you want people to send you asks about your writing process, wip/fics, or headcanons today! For each ask you get, send and ask back in return!

This is a weekly event, to be held every Friday (obviously) and is open to all fanfic writers in any fandom! Don’t be shy about sending asks to blogs you don’t know—this is a great way for writers to get to know different blogs and fics, and make new friends!

(in case you feel like you’ve seen something like this before, this is based of of writeblr’s Storyteller Saturday, aka STS!)

[wickedzeevyln]

Apocalypse in Real Time

Lost in the great expanse.A tree in sight.Wait not a tree!A mushroom cloud, golden and fiery,fruits hanging on its branches,a bastion of coffee drinkers on the way to the ocean of paperwork and management requests, where surfing the tides meant getting bound to the clock.“GO FETCH ME MY SLIPPERS.”The poodle, sitting on his golden throne, didn’t take too kindly to the human darting underneath the…

[fingertipsmp3]

Signing up to a perfume sample service is all well and good until you get one that smells absolutely incredible, that smells exactly how you want to smell every day for the rest of your life, and the full size bottle is fucking £90

[justletmeon12]

One of my favorite things about creating NPCs, especially if they're enemies, is obscuring what class they are.

The two one-shots I've run so far have featured an evil PTA parent who was designed to come across as a cleric and was actually a paladin, and a witch who turned out to be not a wizard, but a warlock.