#forget this exists

[lustagel]

college! rodrick he had no intention on going to the party in the first place but of course, anything his girl wants, he says yes to so he caves and goes with you. nights before the party, he swears it’s normal to go to a college halloween party in normal attire but you don’t fall for it and you force him to dress up with you. you go back and forth with each other on what to wear but “settle” on a bunny and magician. settling meaning you said something along the lines of “i’ll be your cute bunny”, and him caving.

the night of the party, he finds himself hating the hat and carries it in his hand all night. truly doesn’t know what to do with himself if you aren’t stuck to his side so he follows you almost everywhere. when you take a shot, so does he. when you rock your hips a little, he settles his hand on them (yes, he gets hard when you do it). when your feet start to hurt, both of you take seats in the corner.

and, by the end of the night, you have taken too many drunk pictures to count of the two of you and all you can do is giggle as rodrick brings you back to his dorm safely. as a way of saying thank you (besides you hugging him tightly and giving him small kisses the whole way), you make out with at his dorm.

[florareed]

Three

Were the things that came to Cibo’s mind upon stepping outside of the chamber.

First–

This was a depressing reminder of how the figure taking care of her, for all her human mannerisms and emotions and hurt looks, the figure she’s towering over is nothing less than an inhuman abomination not unlike the many she has struggled against to get to this point. She has not forgotten how she infiltrated the group of almost tribal humans and brought ruin to all of them. She remembers the rows of carefully preserved bodies with brain matter packaged and saved with the hope that somehow, someday, the owners of such bodies could be saved. She doubts it, but it meant a lot to them, The Fishermen, as they were called, so she remembers in her place now that thinking is unmuddled and makes sure to recognize it as such.

She just fought what could be considered an army and lasted for two hours. She died numerous times, but when death can be mended away with a thought, does it really count?

Second–

She is pregnant.

She did not want to be pregnant. But yet, there she is, with that sphere bloating her stomach.

She’ll keep it, of course. For research, mainly. And then, she’ll let Kyrii have it. She’s no parent and while this was their goal, it was his mission. She could not contain the Jealousy towards her own child, so it’s best to keep her away from it as cold as it may seem.

Checking in every ten or so years to see how development while connected to the Netsphere differs while isolated from it. Should be simple-ish.

Third-

Sanakan wanted a child. She would not be indulged. These desires of protection are hard to discern. Is she protecting her, or the carrier of the Net terminal gene? She could be lying when she said she wanted to save her. She could be addressing the incubated life-form.

Sanakan is duplicitous. She knows the actions of the safeguard have led to countless deaths. So with all this considered…

“Why should I save you, Sanakan?”

The answer is: she doesn’t know.

Sanakan knows that maybe she doesn’t deserve to be saved.

There’s not a single thing within her mind that indicates she needs to be saved at this moment. Cibo could deactivate every single synapse within her body, and leave her to rot for eternity. Not dead, but deeply, keenly aware of every moment, unable to move, be backed up. Something worse than a cessation of existence. That’s a power she holds over her now.

From her position on the ground, regeneration halted, legless, limbs bent out of shape and organs missing, with a substance that could most accurately be described as a goop dripping outwards, she bows her head forwards, stiff hair not bouncing or moving with the motion.

“I am at your mercy.”

“Do as you please with me.”

[transpeterparkcr]

honestly kudos to Elementary for gender swapping John Watson in what we all thought was an attempt to make johnlock palatable to the masses and then proceeding to not only make them entirely platonic but also become the ONLY modern adaptation where i actually feel like them being platonic makes complete sense

[coffeeworldsasaki]

Over a 100???? It was just the guy in the photo a couple days ago djsjdjks

[surreal-duck]

this one goes out to a certain middle schooler who wouldve been eviscerated on the spot by woke miraculous

[koifee]

Ma Meilleure Ennemie ⏰💣

[mike-milkyway]

yes, and this is the closest Zoro has actually gotten to actually killing Sanji how he always threatens to

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

love rediscovering things i thought i "outgrew." amazing how much mental energy i wasted being ashamed of interests that are actually the gold-bearing veins of my bedrock psyche? which i will be mining for profit and pleasure for decades to come? say it with me: reuse recycle reobsess

[tacc0yak1]

Merry Christmas!!! ☃️🎄 (or happy holidays to them)

i like to think younger Silver made a Malleus snowman at one point :’}

[paintedcrows]

Evening in the Lab

[quail-in-red]

Not me forgetting potions, scrolls, and spells every time I need to jump down somewhere

[sqwigeon]

(taps mic) is this thing on?

[snail-drop]

boy with no name (it's anders as a young apprentice in ferelden's circle and he's planning his 3rd escape attempt)

i have a lot of feelings about his name being an act of noncompliance which then serves to define his character. we never get his birth name and honestly that's sick as hell.

some pals are replaying the DA series and i've joined them (in the middle of da2 currently), you'll see more from me lmao

[passports-pls-archive]

[clownowo]

ok everyone knows and loves the very gay susahao concept art

but did you know that the shawl she's wearing is Susato's?

[lozyrosie]

*sweating*