#fujosh. like josh as in joshing around

[sadie-shrimp]

(explaining the dynamic I have with my tumblr mutuals) we like to fujosh around occasionally

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

I need your insights on Luca fujoshing out about Daniel and Drew because the way he looks at them is very funny to me like clearly there’s something there…

wait literally my favorite subject. god i'm literally going off the rails with this one so readmore be upon ye

okay not to be /srs for a second but i do think that enjoying luca guadagnino's body of work hinges on the fact that you give in to his voyeuristic eye. i think calling what he does fetishization is going too far because he does it in a way that's decidedly artistic but like. you kind of have to understand that he is horny and meet him in that horniness. AND THAT'S PART OF WHY I LIKE HIM SO MUCH ✋ one of my friends recently described it as the fact that he's literally using his talents to make his barbie dolls kiss. which i think is awesome. and i think this lens of filmmaking he has lends itself to fujoing out. crazy sentence to type. but in a way that kind of blurs the lines between what's in front of the camera and what's beyond it. i could probably find quotes to back this up but maybe just trust me for now. anyway moving on

real ones will remember this story from the set of call me by your name, which further establishes the fujoshi lore:

need i say more? anyway (scared to say this due to this ship still having rabid fans to this day) i personally think the likelihood that timmy and armie slept together for real are slim. if they did i have to believe the fujo spirit is just that strong. anyway jury is still out on the casts of his movies since (though i saw a video recently that proved i could be convinced about josh o'connor and mike faist Easily) but like. anyway if i'm going to be known fujoshi luca gudagnino and i'm aware of the fact that my two leads in a passion project movie whose source material is extremely dear to me are having an affair i'm going to be the cat that got the cream about it. which is what he's seemed to be anytime he's around them?

my #theory is more specifically to the video i posted the other day but speaks to this broadly but it's like. i swear that when the interviewer asks about the sex scenes luca says "it's funny" to like. subconsciously prompt daniel to talk about them giggling because immediately after he like hides his smile behind his hand. anyway i literally do believe he's proud of his matchmaking and he's slyly sharing that with the world. #ibelieve