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waywardsuniverses · 2 days ago
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A collection of place holder chapter titles that are in my fic I'm currently writing.
This is so funny to me idk
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banana-boatt · 8 months ago
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Jisung: I wanna wake up with you for the rest of my life.
Minho: I wake up at 4:30 am every morning for dance practice.
Jisung: I wanna consistently see you at some point for the rest of my life.
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raghhhhhyperfixations · 5 months ago
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Baby Jay…
So, Jason was killed right between those awkward stages and ima just throw this here, right during his resurrection, he never had braces right or like, learned how to ride a bike? he missed those moments during his death and the time in the LOA.
So, throw this out here, Jason can ride a motorcycle, not a bike.
Proceed to watch him try to get on a bike in front of all his brothers proclaiming ‘how hard can it be?’ then start flailing and crying out, he ends up nearly speeding down a hill and falling flat on his face.
He needs training wheels.
Or:
He has the most crooked teeth you’ll ever see and he’s missing some including a cavity and Dick thinks it’s DISGUSTING, so he properly sets up a dental plan for his little brother and turns out they need to get superman and Bruce to u-haul this 6’4 grown Toddler to the dentist.
Because Jason is adamant in refusing, he’s kicking, biting, ew and threatening to pull kryptonite on Superman and a gun on Bruce.
Turns out he needs braces, he needs fake teeth and he needs one teeth pulled out, so a hefty dental course, and it’s expensive and of course Dick struggles to pay for this so… (Bruce wayne ‘This is my baby boy, my perfect son.’) Pays for it.
So here’s to Jason todd wearing braces for the next two years and his intimidation factor drops even LOWER.
Don’t get Jason started on other things he missed out because yes he still technically grew up.
He just also technically didn’t.
So cheers to Jason for not knowing either things.
(Here’s to him also not knowing what friends is or big bang theory or other famous classics, also here’s to Jason missing out on prom and other things he should have done.)
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heccinparagon · 5 days ago
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On a scale of 1 to 4 which hachiware keychain are you
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animalfunnies · 8 months ago
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Finally perfect date ,🤣😹
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suresuresureaursure · 7 months ago
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Turning the water gay?
why no, I am turning it radqueer.
with my #RadqueerActivism
RAHHH
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areallivegirl7 · 4 months ago
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marvel really said “let’s be realistic this time and make our sexiest character our most tortured and tormented one”
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hozaloza · 1 year ago
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Thomamine
haha
(Quotes is misspelled btw)
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pregnantmaruki · 10 months ago
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sometimes, I make a reality's
So i can be pregnant inside of them!
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gordonfreemanisaleafproven · 3 months ago
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I was having a dream about how white people hate interracial couples because of racism. The person I was talking to started listing off the names of couples. Eventually they got to a couple whose names were "Adolf and Hitler" and it shocked me so much that I woke up. My only thought was "No. Nope. I'm done. Time to wake up."
why did mt dream have Adolf Hitler selfcest in it
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t13shoots · 1 year ago
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troll-trouble-666 · 1 year ago
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dark cacao stares into camera (ORIGINAL MEME)
my imgflip: https://imgflip.com/user/shellyton-666
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rawrrrrrr769272992 · 1 year ago
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Me and my friend have been calling for hours and she sent me this reel or A platypus and it’s so adorable but the word platypus is so funny like how do we even make such words!!!!
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tortured-poets11 · 2 years ago
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torakigaha · 1 year ago
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This is so funny!!!
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One of the music teachers just walked up the stairs my friend and I are sitting on with a guitar snapped in half from the neck and just casually said.
"broke"
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