#gargoyle Technoblade

[aisharain]

Trick or treat? Techno didn't care enough for his jack-o-lantern so he just punched a hole through the pumpkin.

P.S: I'm a bit late with my Halloween fanfiction but let it not be said that I'm late for Halloween atmosphere! ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

[x-i-l-verify]

Oh. Stars. Girl, I read the first two chapters of the big bang and I commented but—okay I’m trying to be more social, just bear with me—fifteen chapters prewritten of dream-centric au fic where there’s no Tommy and I get my angst? Where he’s not the villain? Sister, I could cry, this is perfect!!!

I love how you made Skeppy just so small! (I’m a sucker for size difference stuff!) And I want to hug Dream and hiss at George and Co. like a demented gargoyle (god I love that descriptor, demented gargoyle) because NO! That’s my GUY! He’s doing his BEST and you better be NICE mister! Or I’m coming for YOU!

I have subscribed and I probably won’t end up commenting much but this fic is shaping up to be something that I’m downloading the moment it’s finished so no matter what happens I can read it and enjoy it forever!

Eeeeeeee! Okay, some of my FAVOURITE pieces from the first two chapters;

“If you finish that sentence, I will stab you,” Ponk said pleasantly.

I get so much joy from bits like this; threat said sweetly or pleasantly or kindly or whatever. The sheer differnece between the threat and the way it’s spoken; also, when stuff like this is used to create humour, I also love that, but here it’s the idea of Ponk smiling with all his teeth and speaking very plainly and laying out what he’ll do and by all accounts he’s being nice but there’s that threat!!!

“Oh, bite me, Techno,” Sapnap snapped.

“Would rather not, thanks. Who knows where you’ve been?” 

The implication that Sapnap is like a stray dog who might have rabies is so fucking funny, and is absolutely something I can picture Technoblade saying. It’s just the perfect response to what Sapnap has said, and is perfectly in character! Also, right after this you mention that Skeppy is perched on Technoblade’s shoulder and UGH anything that reminds the reader of a size difference will have my heart. Always. (Look this isn’t a kink, I just really, really enjoy it, okay?)

Anyway, I WILL be reading all thirteen chapters the moment I see that they’re published, and while I can’t promise any more comments (I am scatteredbrained little bish) I just wanted you to know this fic is epic!

You say you're not good at commenting, but bro, this is the kind of feedback fic writers write for, no lie and no joke. ಥ﹏ಥ tysm for reading and taking the time to let me know how much you liked the story and what parts really stood out to you. <3 <3 <3

Dream needs many hugs, you are correct. He will need a great deal more by the time the story is over. U_U

Tiny Skeppys are the best Skeppys! This is fact. I am glad you agree. UvU

That part with Ponk was really fun to write, actually, glad you liked it!

c!Techno is a joy to write forever and always, mmhm. He provides most of this fic's comedic relief, it would probably get too bleak without him tbh. c!Orphan Trio are criminally underrated and deserve more moments together yessss.

Again, tysm for dropping by! <3 <3 I would of course love if you continued to drop me a line here and there as the fic goes on if you felt so inclined, but do not feel pressured. ^^d If you're worried about not writing a good enough comment, though, I can assure you that you're already doing a swell job. :D I want to print this out and hang it on my wall. *mwahs your forehead gently*

[digital-gargoyle]

Saw this DTIYS by @anarchy-and-piglins and I loved the idea!

Skvader!Techno is one of my favorite interpretations of bunnyblade (other than moon rabbit) and I enjoyed drawing him :D

[Click for better resolution!]

[digital-gargoyle]

Another day in paradise

https://twitter.com/hourlytechno/status/1556943370483744768?s=21&t=JnqQOA7T3S9aJP27rVIskA

this is so family of them im exploding

[bad268]

Writing Inktober Prompts 2022

I decided last year wasn’t hard enough, so I’m doing it again. And let me just say, these prompts are SHIT for writing. We’ll see how this goes :/

01/10 Gargoyle

Seth Borden X Reader W.C. 267

02/10 Scurry Fancy

Pato O’Ward X Reader W.C. 294

03/10 Bat

Benny Rodriguez X Reader W.C. 234

04/10 Scallop Wild

Darry Curtis X Reader W.C. 260

05/10 Flame

CC! Sapnap X Reader W.C. 254

06/10 Banquet

C! Technoblade X Reader W.C. 342

07/10 Trip

Colby Brock X Reader W.C. 234

08/10 Match

CC! Quackity X Reader W.C. 273

09/10 Nest

P! CC! Philza X Reader W.C. 212

10/10 Crabby

Corpse Husband X Reader W.C. 236

11/10 Eagle

Robby Keene X Reader W.C. 272

12/10 Forgot

C! Karl Jacobs X Reader W.C. 256

13/10 Kind

GoodGuyFitz X Reader W.C. 306

14/10 Empty

C! Dream Team X Reader W.C. 438

15/10 Armadillo Injured

C! Karlnapity X Reader W.C. 351

16/10 Fowl Sleep

CC! Quackity X Reader W.C. 275

17/10 Salty

Robby Keene X Reader W.C. 264

18/10 Scrape

Sodapop Curtis X Reader W.C. 250

19/10 Ponytail

Tadashi Hamada X Reader W.C. 268 (haha)

20/10 Bluff

C! Slimecicle X Reader W.C. 247

21/10 Bad Dog Blood

Seth Borden X Reader W.C. 310

22/10 Heist Star

Johnny Cade X Reader W.C. 287

23/10 Booger Hide

Thomas Shelby X Reader W.C. 229

24/10 Fairy

Jack Frost X Reader W.C. 285

25/10 Tempting

Eli Moskowitz X Reader W.C. 288

26/10 Ego

C! Technoblade X Reader W.C. 282

27/10 Snack

CC! Dream X Reader W.C. 352

28/10 Camping

Swagger Souls X Reader W.C. 420 (haha)

29/10 Uh-Oh

Wilbur Robinson X Reader W.C. 264

30/10 Gear Swollen

Grizzy X Reader W.C. 351

31/10 Farm

Nate Hardy X Reader W.C. 300

Bonus- Misfits

iNoToRiOuS X Reader W.C. 411

Average W.C. 282

Want to read other years’ Inktober stories, check these out:

2021 // 2023 // 2024

[lonely-lost-soul]

Beauty and the Beast

<<Previous part/Next Part>>

(C!Technoblade x Fem!Reader): Beauty and the Beast AU

Cover art is done by: @abovenyx

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! I do and this is my gift to all of you because I'm grateful for all of you and your support.

~~~

Chapter 1:

The morning came way earlier than you would’ve liked, and the birds called for you to get out of bed. You got dressed and slid on your work boots, a chill ran through you and you glanced outside. It had snowed that night, the ground was covered in a fresh coat of white and the house was cold and quiet. The cold wasn’t anything new, but the quiet was, your home was never quiet...Tommy was never quiet.

“Tommy?” You called grabbing your shaw and opening your door, “Theseus you here?” You searched high and low around the house and found nothing except for an empty workbench with a half-finished invention on it. Your throat tightened, he snuck out to get more parts, fuck he promised he wouldn’t do it again. At least not without your explicit permission the little shit, you slid on your snow boots and pushed open the cabin door. You didn’t know what time it started and stopped snowing last night, his footprints had long since been covered by the fresh snowfall. “Fuck me,” you swallowed gathering up your dress and heading into the deep woods. You screamed his name until your throat went raw and eventually you came upon a large castle, with large gargoyles and an atmosphere of unease. Tommy could’ve stayed here for the night, after all, he had no concept of danger. You stepped through the gate ignoring the endless howls of wolves behind you, and you knocked softly on the grand castle doors. There wasn’t an immediate response but the opened with a soft creak. “Excuse me, I’m coming in!” You called stepping through the doors, you heard some rustling but saw no one. You swore you could hear whispers in the halls as you wrapped your shawl tighter around your body. “Is anyone home? I’m looking for my brother Tommy?” You walked down the halls shoes clicking on the floor, “Please have you seen him?” A loud crash was heard behind you and you jumped startled out of your skin lights turned on in the hallway behind you like they were leading you.

Even though every fiber in your being was telling you no, you pushed the thought away and followed the lights. You came across a small dungeon hole and your heart sank, “Tommy?”

“Fuck-Shit-(Y/n)!” He ran up to the bars grabbing at them, you ran up taking his hands in your own. “You have to leave right now! This place is fucked as all hell!”

“What? Not without you, what mess did you get yourself into? Nevermind! I’ll get you out of there, just hold on.” You tried foolishly pulling on the bars and they didn’t budge Tommy’s eyebrows knitted together.

“Seriously (Y/n). You need to leave, it’s dangerous and I’m the man of the house so it’s my job to protect you-”

“Bullshit!” You snapped glaring at your little brother, “I’m the eldest and it’s my job to protect you! So shut your mouth, got it? I’ll give up everything for you and I won’t hear a no. Get a grip-”

A low growl came from the darkness and you turned around, red eyes stared at you from the dark. Hands were pressed on your shoulders from behind, Tommy pulling you close to the bars. “Back off monster freak!” Tommy yelled from over your shoulder and from the darkness appeared a giant monster. Seven feet tall with large tusks curling around his snout, pink fur covered his body and he had a large boar-like tail, and pig-like ears sat on top of his head. A large cape sat on his shoulders and draped down to the floor, it was cherry red with white fur on the top, gold jewelry decorated his tusks and body and your face paled. You sucked in a breath and held your head up high,

“You’re intruding, like Sister like brother it seems.” He snarled his teeth baring at your form, “Unwanted visitors aren’t welcome here. Leave. Now.” His eyes flashed in warning, you huffed turning your chin up high, you shakily stood on your feet.

“Not without Tommy.” You hissed back, if he wasn’t going to be kind to you, you weren’t going to be back.

“You don’t get to make those choices here. Get out.” He hissed grabbing harshly at her arm,

“Let her go!” Tommy hissed lunging at the bars, “don’t touch her!”

“Technoblade!” Phil scolded and the monster flinched and immediately loosened his grip on the woman’s arm. “What are you doing? That is no way to treat a young woman.”

“Phil-”

“Let her go.” That was a clock, a fucking clock was speaking to you, you were going to pass out. It seemed the clock noticed and began to fret, “oh! Techno! Release her!” Technoblade listened to the clock and dropped the arm of Tommy’s sister. She leaned back against a wall, “I’m sorry about his behavior. He’s antisocial.” Technoblade snarled in response, hands clenched into fists at his side, “You could help us and save us all.”

“Phil shut up.” He hissed, his eyes narrowed harshly, silence fell over the group before Tommy broke it.

“What the fuck is going on? Am I gonna be let out of here or not?”

Phil looked at Techno, eyes practically looking into his very soul, “Only on one condition.”

“Anything, I’d do anything for Tommy so long as you let him go.”

“Switch places with him. You’ll never see him again, but he’ll be safe.”

“What the fuck! No way!” Tommy shrieked and you took a shaky breath,

“Okay.”

“What?!”

Technoblade shoved you to the side and opened the bars of the cage and picked Tommy up by the back of his shirt. Dragging him out of the cage, “Hey! Let me go you bastard!” Tommy snarled, wiggling in his grip, “(Y/n)!”

“Tom! I’ll be okay!” You called as he left down the hall Technoblade shoved your brother in what seemed to be a carriage that could move completely on its own and your brother was ripped from your life just like that. Your lip trembled and the monster turned to face you, Technoblade grunted rolling his eyes, and made moves to walk away from the woman. However he was stopped by a rather fuming candlestick, Wilbur was giving him such a look that he turned back towards the upset lady.

“Come. It’s not proper for a lady to stay in a dungeon.”

“But it was fine for a kid?” You shot back another growl rumbled in the back of Technoblade’s throat, once more Wilbur cleared his windpipe.

“I have a room available. It’s up to you if you decide to use it.” He huffed, “come.” There were no footsteps for a moment before he heard the soft footfalls of you following behind him. Pride swelled in his chest and he smiled slightly, he opened the door to a gorgeous room. The bed was bigger than you’ve ever seen, the pink wardrobe was a nice touch.

“Oh wow…” You murmured and Technoblade felt his cheeks heat as he stared down at your bewildered expression. He cleared his throat, straightening significantly, “I want to let you know that you’re allowed to go anywhere in the castle since you’re going to be staying here indefinitely. All except the West Wing, it’s always forbidden. You will meet me for dinner tonight, wear something decent.”

“If you think I’ll be eating dinner with you you’re sorely mistaken.”

“Pardon?”

“I said I won’t be eating with you.” You scoffed,

“Yes, you will. Do you know who I am?”

“No, and I don’t fucking care. I will not be eating with the man who locked me up.”

“If you don’t eat with me then you’re going to starve.” He snarled above you successfully pinning you against the wall, “You hear that!” He roared and you steeled yourself so you wouldn’t flinch. “She doesn’t eat tonight!”

Your nose scrunched up but before you could retort he was already out the door. He was stomping his way down towards the wing you were oh so forbidden to go down. What a stuck-up prick, finally alone you let the tears fall down your rosy pink cheeks. Your nails dug into your arms as you fell to your knees, Tommy was just a kid but he was level-headed he’d be fine so long as he didn’t get into more trouble.

He was a good kid and too many people didn’t see it.

Meanwhile from the West Wing Technoblade watched you through his magic mirror with an ache in his chest. He watched you cry on the floor of the bedroom he had given you, he didn’t know why he felt so bad seeing you so upset. He felt like the safety of his staff and friends were on his hands, if she didn’t fall in love with him they’d all be stuck like this for the rest of eternity. It was a lot of pressure on his shoulders, plus how could anyone fall in love with him when he looked as beastly as he did. He huffed running his hand over his face tiredly, he looked over at the beautiful glass case containing the elegant rose and watched mournfully as another petal landed on the ground.

~~~

“Why’re you crying, miss?” You tensed head shooting up to lock eyes with your wardrobe,

“I-I’m sorry,” You whipped your eyes quickly and she tutted, walking over and using her handles to pat your head tenderly. “(Y/n)...”

“That’s a lovely name for a lovely girl. I’m Niki, a professional stylist.” She hummed, “Chin up darling I promise you it’ll be okay. What do you think? Would a new dress cheer you up?” You giggled and gave a little nod,

“What could hurt Miss Niki?”

“That’s my girl!” She squealed, throwing open her drawers and cabinets, throwing dresses upon dresses on top of you. You laughed in delight and were mid-trying on a lovely red dress when there was a quiet knock on the door. Stepping inside was a candlestick, you saw him briefly earlier “Wilbur! You’re lucky she was dressed.” Niki scolded and if candlesticks could blush he would’ve, “I thought Sally would’ve taught you better.”

“Oh hush Niki…” He huffed sticking out his tongue and he turned to you, “You look, lovely Miss. My name is Wilbur Soot, I’ll be escorting you to dinner tonight.”

“Oh no thank you. I’m not going.”

Wilbur blinked, once, twice, and then a third time. “I’m sorry...no?”

“Yeah no thank you. If...Technoblade is going to be there then I must decline.” The candlestick laughed, his fire flickering oh so happily. You gave him a confused look,

“He may say you have to starve but we servants will not let a lovely lady such as yourself wither away in here. Even if you do have Miss Niki as a company. She doesn’t exactly cook.”

“Oh shut up! I used to be able to bake like a star...I can’t exactly do that now…”

Your eyebrows furrowed, “What do you mean?”

“Well you see Miss we’re all…” She looked at Wilbur and gave a nod “cursed.”

“But who would do such a thing?” You asked softly, “You mean to say you were all human once?”

“A rather handsome one at that.”

“Wilbur, you're married.”

“Me being handsome is a fact of life Niki.” You burst into laughter, eyes drying up, Wilbur hummed pleasantly, “Now if you don’t mind I’d like to steal our guest away for dinner.”

“Go ahead. I’ll be waiting here for you.” She waved with her handle before you followed Wilbur out the door. A rather stern looking clock joined in leading you to the grand dining hall,

“I promise to do whatever I can to help you all.” You whispered and if Wilbur or Phil heard you they didn’t comment.

“Technobalde isn’t going to be happy about this Wil. You know better than anyone that he’ll have your head for this.” He ranted, Wilbur scoffed at his father giving him a look of his own.

“What and let this beautiful lady go hungry? Not in your life, old man.”

“I’m sorry. I don’t mean to cause trouble. I can go back to my room, I don’t want you in trouble, Mr. Wilbur.”

“Just Wilbur is fine love and it’s alright. I insist, Technoblade is a big softy at heart,” You gave him a disbelieving look but nodded slightly at his response. The conversation on your end trailed off from there, Wilbur kept telling you about the grandiose things around the castle and their historic significance. It was interesting but you couldn’t ignore the way your stomach was rumbling with hunger and nerves.

“Wilby there you are!” A feather duster cooed rushing over to him and snuggling against his...face? “And is this her? My, she’s beautiful! I’m Sally, Wilbur’s wife!”

“Pleasure to meet you, ma’am,” You curtsied and she giggled,

“So polite Sally is fine! Come, come everyone’s so excited to meet you.” Sally the feather duster sat you down on a chair at the head of the table. She let out a loud whistle and the dinging hall came to life, Wilbur cleared his throat and smiled.

“Welcome to your dinner darling.”

It was like magic, the way everything seemed to come alive, food was placed in front of you at an alarming rate. Two tiny teacups popped into your view, one had a chip on its rim, they introduced themselves as Tubbo and Ranboo. They seemed to be in awe of you talking your ear off about the outside world and asking questions.

“How old are you boys?” You asked tilting your head with morbid curiosity,

“Seventeen!” Tubbo declared, your eyes softened and both boys seemed to notice.

“Is everything alright?” Ranboo asked hopping over to nuzzle against your hand, you smiled softly picking him up in the palm of your hands.

“My brothers around your age. Both of you, I think you’d all get along splendidly. It seems you both have a knack for adventure.”

“Oh absolutely!” Tubbo hopped about, “You’ll help us be able to meet your brother someday as people!” He chirped excitedly, “Cause you and Prince Technoblade are gonna fall in love.” You flinched and Phil seemed to catch wind of the conversation.

“Tubbo, Ranboo stop bothering the poor woman and let her eat.”

“They’re no bother.”

“Yeah, she likes us!” Ranboo beamed happily from his spot on your hand,

“Maybe so but still. She needs both hands to eat, plus your families are looking for the both of you.”

“Uh.” Tubbo whined, “Come on Boo.”

Ranboo pouted, hopping off from your hands, “it was nice meeting you Miss!” He chirped, hopping off after Tubbo. Phil sighed rubbing his eyes and you smiled pityingly,

“You have a lot on your shoulders huh?”

“Nothing for you to worry about though, everyone here has their hopes high that you’ll break the curse.”

“But what if I’m not able to do that...I don’t love him. Phil I barely even like him…”

“Then that’s alright love, he’s not as cruel as he seems...I promise.” Phil spoke softly patting you on the hand, ���For now just eat. You’ll want your strength.”

Eat you did, everything was scrumptious and you made sure to thank everyone who brought you more food and then finally dessert. “This is the most I’ve eaten in my life!” You laughed as Sally giggled beside you,

“Puffy will be glad to hear you liked it.” She hummed stifling a small yawn, “Excuse me I must head off to bed, Phil and Wilbur will help you back to your room.”

“Thank you for being so kind and welcoming.”

“No need to thank me.” She tutted, “It’s basic human decency. I’ll wake you tomorrow to get some rest.” You smiled as Wilbur and Phil both walked over to you, they seemed to be in a heated debate about something or other.

“Everything alright?”

“Fine, fine nothing you need to worry about.” Phil huffed motioning for you to stand up to follow them back, you did so but they acted like you very much weren’t present. You admired the artwork on your way back but you stopped in front of the hallway leading down to the West Wing. Phil nor Wilbur seemed to notice you had stopped as they kept walking forward in the direction of your room, you knew you weren’t allowed in the West Wing, Technoblade had made that clear. However, much like your brother you never did well listening to authority figures, maybe it was because you both didn’t have parents. Either or you stepped foot into the rather dusty corridor leaving the safety of the other wings behind.

~~~ Tommy tore through the woods like a bat out of hell. Snow sticking to his face and boots, frantically looking for someone, anyone to help him. His sister was trapped by a monster, he sucked up his pride and burst into the nearest pub. A place he knew Dream and his crew would be lurking,

“Help! I need help!” He called as silence fell over the bar, Dream raised an eyebrow.

“Tommy? Aren’t you a little too young to drink?” He snickered, eyeing George who nodded in agreement. Sapnap eyed all three of them from his spot at the bar, his husbands standing on either side of him.

“He has her. Has (Y/n)! Has her locked in a dungeon!” Tommy babbled grabbing onto Dream’s arm,

“Who?” He sounded serious, worried even, that some man had claimed what was rightfully his.

“A beast! A horrible monster has her locked away!”

A beat of silence before laughter tore through the pub and Tommy wilted significantly.

“Is it a big beast?” Dream asked wiggling his fingers,

“With spooky eyes.” George joined in mockingly,

“And fangs!” Sapnap mused, sticking out his tongue.

“This is serious!” Tommy snapped, stomping his foot on the ground, “She’s in danger!”

“And you’ve always been a boy who cried wolf!” Alex chimed from his place beside his husband, “Why would any of us believe you?”

“Because I’m telling the truth!”

“I’ll help you.” Dream mused and Tommy looked hopeful,

“You will?”

“Of course. KICK HIM OUT!”

“No!” Tommy cried as Sapnap and George tossed the boy out into the snow.

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[messymerr]

I want to know what's the dorm leader and technoblade!yuu first impression of each other, because technoblade!yuu is an anarchist and leona and malleus are royalty and riddle and vil are queen (of their dorm)

Their impression of TechYuublade :

Riddle : They see they have strength and things they're not worth wearing a crown but believes themselves as the strongest for being magical. But got defeated by just TechYuu when they overblot, Riddle thanked them, TechYuu was pleased but the smile became stoic when they whispered them this through to their ear :

"I just want you to know your 'highness" is that I hate government, absolutely f#%k the government! You've proven my point and is that government is just tyranny even if you try to be a better leader. I was about to kill you but the laws of this world stopped me. As if the gods gave me a different purpose in this world that I can't contradict but the voices want your blood. I'll play along this world's game, even though at times I hate it. Be happy that I'm showing you mercy and restraint before you could live to tell the tale."

Really left an impression but that won't stop him to become a better leader. Their relationship is neutral

Leona : Such underbite but an herbivore is an herbivore though sees they give off the vibes of a wild boar. But finds them interesting even if TechYuu has a sort of negative viewpoint of him for being a prince though starts to understand where he's coming from.

TechYuu : Monarchy is another form of government that would lead to such tyranny, therefore it shall and will fall.

Leona : I could let you destroy my brother's kingdom

TechYuu : You will!?

Azul : Was hesitant but would bargain for what TechYuu has but what's he gonna use it for? TechYuu got nothing to benefit the business but boy their reaction was priceless when they were bargaining for Ramshackle Dorm when they yelled "No! my property value!" But was unexpected when TechYuu said "I don't wanna leave the acres of potatoes I planted there!". This is some odd game of capitalism (idk, never played the game)

Kalim : Happy to meet someone new as always. TechYuu finds him too giddy and thinks that Kalim hates them sometimes. One time gifts him potatoes which confuses Kalim.

Vil : Was weirded out when TechYuu heard Vil's remarks of calling them a potato but sees it as a compliment. But they do have a sense of style, he gives them that. TechYuu sees Queen vibes from him but it's not in a government sense so that's out of the box.

Idia : Just sees someone you do not want to interact so he would just avoid interaction with TechYuublade as possible. But some sort of occurrence happens and now they bond over anime and gaming oftentimes. Realized he's a goner for they infiltrated S.T.Y.X and beat up the Charons. Again, does not like it when someone hurts their friends and destroy their property value known as Ramshackle Dorm.

Malleus : They find them odd but it's nice to meet someone who'd listen to his fixation of gargoyles. He'd also listen to their storytelling of Greek tales as well which is nice even if they know and others. But when TechYuu learns he's Malleus, only cares that he's a prince, TechYuu conflicted but would not want to fight or take down for they're tired, Malleus is stronger and he treated them nicely. Internal bruh moment for TechYuu.

[digital-gargoyle]

My version but it's Dream smp cause I had to

pov youre going to fucking die

[antimony-medusa]

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#5

Okay so by my count that is three teams with an active physical nerf. 

Lime Llamas: had to sub their s-tier (Illumina) for Antfrost an hour before the stream, they had never met before they joined call. 

Purple Pandas: Phil is sick and doped up on cough syrup

Orange Ocelots: Martyn has COVID. 

4,676 notes - Posted July 23, 2022

#4

So what’s the list of IRL nerfs for MCC participants this time? 

Grian just got back from Germany and is gonna be travel-lagged.

Foolish is in the middle of his 48 hour stream and is gonna be playing on no sleep.

Tubbo’s going to be playing from a field? (?)

6,132 notes - Posted September 24, 2022

#3

Okay but also I am so tickled by the implication, from what Phil said, that the moments after Ranboo tweeting that were filled with half his discord contacts messaging him ‘dude did you mean to come out on Twitter. I know you’re running a fever. Do you need me to lie to cover your tracks.’

7,365 notes - Posted April 26, 2022

#2

So his last in-character stream was bringing a kid back to his dad and saying sorry, being a dubious anarchist, and destroying phil’s nice lawn. 

Tracks. 

8,374 notes - Posted June 30, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Btw, if you have not had tragedy dropped on you before, grief does fuck you up in unexpected and physical ways. If you can’t sleep or sleep more than expected or have more or reduced appetite, or energy goes weird— your brain just had a bunch of emotions dropped on it and sometimes it reacts by hitting every button in your brain. It will pass. Just try to not get too frustrated with yourself.

It’s also fine if you feel normal. Grief literally hits everybody differently, and some people are made to be able to to keep the farm going the day after a death, and some of us turn into sleepless gargoyles and get really into trying to help, and some of us are just unspeakably sad. Grief is weird. Be kind to yourself.

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[ask-lmanburg]

In my universe, Niki is wanted in 196 countries, Phil is a supervillain with two laboratory-made children (Wilbur and Tommy), and Technoblade is just some guy who got hired to babysit the freakshows that are Wilbur and Tommy.

Wilbur is gargoyle-esque, with batty wings and greyish skin, Tommy has wings like Phil's, just smaller and less feathered (since he's only 11). There's a secret code with Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy, which is "I love taxes". If Techno says this in front of either of them, they have been given permission to go full batshit mode.

Niki tutors Wilbur and Tommy, and Techno and her go out for coffee every Saturday before they go to the Murder (Philza, Tommy, and Wilbur's last name) mansion to take care of the children.

Also BadBoyHalo is a superhero

Huh. Sounds wild. You guys have some wacky fucking universes.

[aisharain]

Maaaaan I suck at drawing backgrounds. But here - Gargoyle! Techno and Weeping angel! Dream. One day I'll write a fanfiction about them. One day.

And I'll put a few of my draft notes here just below to infect you with my manicness about these two as well…

Weeping Angels - A race shaped like living statues that can only move when not being looked at. Solitary predators, they feed on the life energy of humans, killing those that fall into their hands. Upon learning of the stare condition, humans began to gather in huge groups to exterminate them, shattering one by one. Those that were kept alive were either used for experiments, or chained and placed on rooftops as cruel decorations that remained there until they died of starvation.

Gargoyles - created by black magic during the witch persecution, they served as protectors for their masters until they were wiped out. With no need for food, they hid on the roofs of churches, spending centuries sleeping, indifferent to anything that passed beneath them. Some fell so deeply asleep that when the churches collapsed, they crumbled with them without waking up. No one knows how many of them are really left, because it's impossible to tell the difference between a gargoyle and a statue unless one is awake.

The idea is that Dream, as one of the last weeping angels was placed on the roof of the largest church, right above the entrance, with his feet cast in concrete so he couldn't move. So many people had gathered in the square during his move that all their noise had awakened Techno, a sleeping gargoyle on one ledge of the roof. After a while, he spread his wings and fished for humans for the angel so he wouldn't starve to death.

Well, as you've figured out, my favorite murderous cuties are in action, ready to devour their victims once again. I think I'll have a whole compilation of ideas with Dream and Techno as monsters soon… (～￣▽￣)～ (And I'm not sorry at all)

[digital-gargoyle]

Hold babey gentle like hamburger

that “men! kiss each other!” post but its me asking everyone to post about technoblade. MUTUALS! PIG! I MEAN POST HIM. the creatueere

[digital-gargoyle]

The recent lore dump's got me in such a mood... love the idea of Cyberknife and the misadventures of the Syndicate (minus Techno) so I had to draw him based on the official art from kloki jester_u on twitter

Also, got it in my head that Cyberknife is a vampire bat that looks like a pig

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[digital-gargoyle]

Continuing my 'Cyberknife is a vampire' propaganda + some extra sketches

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Bedrock bros: origins smp vs smp earth edition

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In my last bunnyblade post, I mentioned that I love the Moon Rabbit concept that popped up briefly, so I wanted to make an "offical" design!

He's a wandering moon-swordsman who fell to the Origin valley and attempts to return home (but doesn't realize the found-family trope is gonna get him)

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